Poorly describe a war, other anons guess what war it is

>>140058563

>Be me
>Be sitting on hill
>Be mentally unstable
>Hold the line with the other regiments
>Hear somewhere that there may be a charge
>Get really bored
>Get really angry that nothing is happening
>Literally run ahead and bring my entire army with me
>Bought this entire army for this war and I'm gonna use it
>Get fucked immediately
>Try to fall back
>Enemy follows in our retreat and breaks out line
>My group left a giant ass hole that split the line in to because of this charge
>Get convicted for fucking up really bad
>Plead insanity

>>140058563
>a school dropout invents a new way to remove lice

>>140058563
>>>/his/
Absolute Madman stops a whole navy from invading his country with a small flotilla of badass ships.

>>140059043
WW2
Goteem

>>140058563
WW1

>>140059043
I'm going on a whim here and say america creates the atom bomb and use it on japan

Right?

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>>140058563

>>140059057
Spanigh-English War, not sure of the year. It was when that privateer fucked The Spanish Armada like three times and got away with it.

>>140058873
The Battle of Pharsalus?

>>140059526
Nopers, much later than that.

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>>140058563 >>140058873 >>140059043 >>140059057 >>140059178 >>140059323
>Poorly describe a war, other anons guess what war it is
the one the kikes started

>>140058563
>gotta go fast

>>140059679
Trick question,
All of them.

>>140058563
>I ain't paying for that shit.

>be on a boat
>boat beach's
>get off boat
>guys in front die instantly
>???
>My team wins.

>>140059753
D-Day?

>>140058563
bunch of dudes in boas,t hundreds of them planning to rush a enemy base from the front a choke point pretty much. the enemy's are sitting in the base just gunning them down as they run off the boats.

>>140058563
>The north cools down and the south heats up.

>>140060197
Yup

>slaves happen on high seas
>pimp-in-chief gets pissed
>create an elite team of faggots to apprehend lost seaman
>goat rapists get absolutely haram'd

Murderous sociopath A thinks it's a great idea to trust murderous sociopath B to keep their word and is utterly surprised when B breaks his promises at the first opportunity.

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>>140060900
Lepanto

>Be Black
>Be French
>Get Angry
>Outnumber whites 1 to 5
>Chimp out and kill all whites with machetes
>Become a poor island nation

I got one
>be a pretty badass guy
>have army
>make my way through the south destroying everything
>steal the enemy's food supplies
>release their workers
>keep doing the same shit over the next few months
>make my to the water.

>>140061132
Haitian revolution?

>>140061121
>>140060566
>the hivemind

when your wife's sister is a heretic so you sail to the capital of the world's largest empire and take the throne without a single battle

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>>140061259
Yeso, you got it.
Here's your rare pepe as a reward.

>>140058873
Battle of Gettys(((burg)))

>>140061293
Ol King Billy's Revolution

>>140061395
hell yeah my man

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>>140058563
when niggers means something to someone so a lot of brothers die

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>>140061326
You call that a rare pepe?

>>140061121
Nope.

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>>140061503
It's the rarest frog you'll ever see Anon.

>>140061195
Sherman's march

>>140061017
American and French Revolution?

>>140058563
>some guy wants to take away my farming equipment.

>>140061195
General Sherman's march to the sea.

>>140061712
No, think more Eurasia

>>140061797
Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

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>>140061017
Operation Barbarossa: Trimming Stalin's Mustache

>>140058563
nigs get BTFO by a boat

I got one:
>warriors fighting in basements
>weapon of choice is made from frogs
>Overthrew marxist dogs and installed God-emperor

>Russians repeatedly hack your elections
>Leader who is literally russia's bitch tries to reform government but fails to do so
>People frustrated with the government riot in the streets
>Foreign powers eventually invade you and split up the rest of your country between them

>centralized power in the north
>confederation in the south
>northern aggression causes a war
>north wins
>people in the south are still butthurt to this day

>>140062008
War of Austrian Succession

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>>140062008
Partitioning of Pollish Commonwealth by Russia, Prussia, and Austria?

>>140062008
Germany 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>140061132
The rains of haiti

>>140061924
Bingo

>>140062057
Germany invades France.

>>140062057
ez mode Burger Civil War

>>140061934
You get a (you) too

>>140062130
Actually thinking about something else in Europe, give or take about half a century

>>140062057
Spanish occupation of Western Sahara

>>140062158
>>140062397
Bingo

>Literally Hitler

>>140062351
Dude what?

>>140062369
*evil laughter*
I deceived you. It's the Austro-Prussian war

>>140060900
Barbary wars.

>>140061691
>>140061785
yup, he's one of my favorites Generals, dude was a fucking badass, sucks though on how he died.

>>140058563
>be me
>be envious of other generals who conquerored great lands
>decide to invade with an army of 40000
>too proud to accept help from neighboring country
>march army into enemy territory searching for an enemy army to fight
>find enemy army
>scouts exaggerate size
>be bad at strategy
>deploy in a box formation
>son charges out
>gets killed
>slip into depression
>other commanders take charge
>night falls
>they decide to make a run for the closest town
>lose 20000 men
>surrender
>get beheaded

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>be journalist
>yellow journalism attracts attention to suffering of Z people at the hands of Group X
>Place boat in Harbor of Country Z controlled by Group X
>It explodes
>Country Y flips their shit and declare war
>Discover JV death camps before Hitler perfected it
>Future Leader of Country Y prominent b/c of war

This shouldn't be too hard

>most developed nation in the world
>have to live on tiny island with active volcanos
>decide to exterminate an entire nation to save our nation's natural expansion
>muh 6 gorillion
>become dominant force in the globe
>lose it all because of some kid

>>140062783
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>140058563
>when the only casualty of the war was a cooking implement

>three cousins get into a fight over something that happened in another country.

>>fighting the americans
>>again
>>told to charge
>>officer charges with us
>>he gets shot

>>140063407
This sounds familiar...

>>140063574
It was for soup

>>140063474
Keked WWI

This should be easy
>be communist leader
>make truce with former government general to allow people to flee
>send out commonly idolized communist bottom bitch on a night raid to kill the general and all fleeing enemies of communism.

>>140059743
Nobody got it.

>>140063745
Ahh, Kettle War

>>140058563
>10 guys take a rope and tie it all together into a big complicated knot
>one guy cuts a part of the knot
>the entire rope starts to come apart and all the guys start fist fighting each other

>>140059743
american revolutionary war

>>140063928
Correct!

>>140064023
Finally.

>>140062833
He was a war criminal and Lincoln died for his crimes

>>140061999
The great meme war 2016

>be French Army
>need to show Poles you are still tight niggas
>decide to launch an offensive as a sign of solidarity with those fighting on the other side of Europe
>Advance 8 miles into enemy territory virtually unopposed
>Reinforcements for enemy comes
>Receive over 10x the casualties despite having twice as many troops and tank support
>General Orders a Retreat
>The Poles think you are fucking useless betrayers

>>140058563
>started with unprovoked attack on farming settlements
>attackers massively outnumber responding expeditionary force
>said force retreats after being zerg rushed and depleting ammo
>considered a national embarrassment

>>140058563
>be a prince on a road trip with your bro
>stop by this dudes place, his wife is known as da baddest bitch in da hood
>oooohsheiiitniggashewantsdaD.jpeg
>take her with you for da lulz
>husband mad cause he got cucked, lel whateves, what's he gonna do about it
>oh shit he assembled a coalition and they're besieging us.4real

And that's how my kingdom got destroyed and went migtow kids, but hey at least they made condoms in our honor so we've got that going for us.

Fucking jews

I'll help, every war

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>>140063772
Yep. The Kaiser, King George, and the Czar were all cousins.

>>140063176
USS Panay incident leads to Japanese oil embargo?

>>140064160
Le Trojan War

>>140064160
Trojan War

>>140059473
Was thinking of the Imjin War . Admiral Yi with his turtle ships.

>>140058563
be me auscuck, refuse to pay mining fees to britcuck

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>be me
>trying to conquer england because my people live for war and cant farm for shit due to not enough farmable lands in our home
>get my shit pushed in by a massive army
>retreat back to our boats
>leave literally one guy to cover our asses
>he dies just after we all made it to safety by getting speared in the balls

>>140064217
Damn reading about it now that seems incredibly similar except for the last part, I'll give you a (you) but different Hemisphere

>The only time in history Italy actually finished a war on the same side they started
(but only because they switched sides twice)

>>140064106
emu war?

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>>140059743
>>140064023
Kek

>>140058563
>be a war
>have specific start and end date
>some people died
>land and treatys are exchanged

>>140064230
Beaten

Here's one -
>be a roach
>lure your roach enemy out of his camp on the high ground
>occupy your enemy's former camp
>carry defeated roach around in a giant birdcage

>>140064431
yep

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>>140064216
I know hence my correct answer, all grandkids of queen victoria
good pic tho, have another

>>140064352
Second Italo-Ethiopian War

I have no idea about the switching sides twice but this fits everything else

>>140063951
ww1

>>140064497
bingo

>Try to avoid ending up as a shitty failed state like your neighbors
>Literally everyone on the planet betrays you
>End up as a shitty failed state
>Got a cool song out of it though

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Alright you guys want a challenge? Or not who knows.
>2 big nigs want control over small ass island
>they fight
>one of the nigs can swim
>other can't
>nig who can't swim steals how to swim from the other who can
>they fight in the water
>nig who originally could not swim wins
>winner nig keeps robbing loser nig for a while then they fight again
>loser nig sends best man
>he fuckes them up for a little bit then comes back
>other nig gets pissed
>sends their best nig
>Murders the other nig and throws salt and sheeet on him.

Let's see if pol knows any history

>>140064585
Biafra

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>>140064576

>>140064610
Inter-Maori wars?

>>140064216
And this is why the neo-nazi/antifa inbred will never gain power.

>>140064723
Nope

>>140058563
>Be a Polynesian fishing board
>covet a certain image of a frog
>it's cool because it can adapt into many different themes
>the denizens of this board notice that people who do not post on the board are posting the frog image
>they begin to make the frog offensive so that it can no longer appeal to non fishing board users
>some time later, the Polynesians of the board discover a connection between ancient egypt and their coveted frog image
>decide it might be funny to pretend to use this discovery to alter reality and change the outcome of an election
>Local Polynesians begin seeing repeating numbers all over their fishing website, more frequently on posts using the frog image
>the Polynesians begin seeing a strange and inordinate amount of opposition and fear towards this novel idea of ancient Egyptian frog magic coming from invading users of possibly Jewish origin
>these users are eventually defeated, and reality is successfully altered, the election result is changed according to the numbers and the posts related to them
>The Polynesians celebrate this victory in the form of revelry and song

>>140064585
Who is Serbia?

>>140064495
I dno mang it's just a meme:

“The Italian government, a free French newspaper tartly observed, never finished a war on the same side it started on – unless the war lasted long enough to change sides twice.”

>>140064641

No, though now I'm learning something new.

>>140064641
Don't be jelly (o)

>>140064831

No. I'm starting to worry maybe this has happened way too often.

>>140058563
WW1, WW2 and the modern Merkelreich?

>>140058873
waterloo, the duke of orange

>>140064585
>>140065014
Rhodesian Bush War?

>>140059057
Korean dude in a turtle ship fights the nips, I'd google it but who cares.

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>>140065163

Bingo.

>>140062942
Crassus?

>>140061776
US civil war, kek

>>140061961
Anglo-Zanzibar war?

>>140064610
For some reason I keep thinking Mau Mau uprising.

>>140063176
Spanish-American war?

>>140059323
Aaahm Konrad von hotzendorf.
1914-1915 Charpatian winter war

>>140058563
>Be me the greatest dude of all times, have a fucking giant gold statue made of me
>suddenly some cuck with a gay deer god tries to play it cool and revolt along his smelly friends
>Cuck him into christedom lmao
782 best year of my lyf

>>140064610
Carthaginian wars

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>>140064610
Punic wars

>>140065444
Hint, 2 rising super powers BC (before Christ)

>>140065651
>>140065634
These guys got it.

>>140065634
shit, you're right.

the best man is Scipio Africanus and we all know about the salting

>>140064101
Saarland Offensive

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>>140064822
>>Local Polynesians begin seeing repeating numbers all over their fishing website, more frequently on posts using the frog image
this one sounds oddly familiar...

>>140064268
Fall of roman York?

Here's one
>Nigger
>Eagle
>South

>>140065981
not it, sorry

>>140065602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

>>140064610
are you calling romans and carthaginians niggers?
all of the punic wars then

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Alright let's see if pol can figure out this battle
>be me
>in Germany
>this faggot tells me their are rebels fuck over in this forest
>ok
>other people tell me not to trust the faggot
>I do anyway
>fuck those assholes anyways
>March my armies in forest
>die
Well?

>be colonial empire
>fight in world war two
>colonies suddenly demand independance
>random farmers start attacking colonialists
>send in army
>completely annihilate farmers
>call it a show of law enforcement to hide the mass murdering of locals
>still lose in the end

>>140065492
Bingo enjoy your (you)

>>140065873
On Point

>>140065981
Can't farm because not enough land = Nordicks

pick one of the many Anglo-Norse fights

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>>140066161
VARUS BRING ME MY LEGIONS! ASSCUNT!

>>140064469
Nobody even tried my roach war so far

>>140066328
Had a feeling you people would know that.

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>>140066219
Woohoo

>>140059679
lmaooo truuuu

>Be me
>Have the latest and greatest tech
>Attack nation of midgets armed with WW2 surplus
>Somehow lose
>Still butthurt on the internet to this day

Another
>You ask some old fuck to lend you a car so you can drive to work
>He agrees, but only if you go beat up his terminally ill neighbour on the way there

>>140066474
Afghanistan?
Or the Iran–Iraq war.

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>>140066161
VARUS, my legions REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140066582
Good job here is your (you)

>>140066550
I have a feeling Turkey is involved

>>140066193
France, Vietnam.

>>140066474
First Indochina war
>>140066661
You're warm

>>140066193

Phillipines (by the US), the Boers (by UK), Vietnam (by France and the US)

>>140058563

Some smelly jungle people had a revolution and we failed to stop them. The end result was a lot of drug addicted vets and cinematic masterpieces.

A bunch of Africans fuck up Italy for a while. Then those guidos win eventually though

>>140066820
Vietnam. No regrets >>140066828

>>140066828
Rare
a
r
e

>>140066550
fourth crusade?

>>140066828
The fuck did I quote you for. Oh well, enjoy the (((you))) cunt

>>140066891
yes

>>140066670
>>140066787
wrong
it's somewhere around asia though

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