KIM GOING TO MAKE "SPECIAL" ANNOUNCMENT

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>>140057971
That's a mighty fine source you're using there.

>>140058064
its on cnn

>>140058064
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/national/2017/09/03/38/0301000000AEN20170903002600315F.html

>>140058064
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/904221963501133825

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And so two will become one upon the setting of the rising sun.

>>140057971
KEK WILLS A LARGE PREMPTIVE STRIKE ON PYONGYANG TOMORROW NIGHT

Anyone got a DPRK live stream link?

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>>140058187
i know what hes gonna say.

>>140057971
keepost goy

He's going to brag that he tested a nuke wtf else would it be?

>>140057971
It's a little early to announce my birthday.

1 minute left

and

here

we

go...

>>140058872
they set up us the bomb

"we did a nuclear test.. blah blah blah.. we'll give american gifts blah blah blah"

I NEED TRANSLATIONS!

Please kim, end all of our suffering.

>>140060506
He told some really bad but humiliating jokes about your mother.

>>140060575
well shit.

NK CLAIMING SUCCESSFUL TEST

So what the fuck did he say? Link???

They successfully tested a Megaton Nuclear bomb. To put that into perspective:

Hiroshima: 13 kilotons
Nagasaki: 20 kilotons
North Korea's test today: 100 kilotons

Hydrogen bomb get

>>140060849
THE DEVICE TESTED TONIGHT WAS THE SAME H BOMB THAT WAS VISIBLE IN THE PICS FROM TODAY.

South Korea go boom in 48 hours
>Enjoy your Labor Day

>>140060976
He didn't say that

>>140060881
>Megaton
>100 kilotons

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Did it happen? Should I be watching the news?

>>140060881
isn't 1 megaton 1000 kilotons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzjnrkLexsg

>>140058118
Oh shit well if CNN said it it must be true.

Also they can fit the aforementioned Megaton Nuclear bomb into an ICBM.

It is officially too late for the US to do anything

>>140061091
The situation is not substantially changed from July's test.

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>>140058269

so 0.1 Mt

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>>140057971
P L E A S E JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY YOU FAT FUCK
I SWEAR IF PORTLAND ISN'T GLASSED I'LL JUST FUCKING END IT
THE BEANER AND SHITLIB INFESTATION IS BECOMING CRITICAL
LAST CHANCE TO SAVE THIS STATE
F U L L E X T E R M I N A T U S

>>140057971
Same shit, different day. More sanctions, more pressure, same result. They know damn well that nothing will come of this. Ignore and move on.

North Korea's got the bomb, the missile and the will to use them. what do we do??!!

NK saying no radiation released, no negative environmental effect

North Korea doesnt have a rothschild bank - We are the baddies

Any link to the announcement?

>>140061255
whats the bigger target? Jew York or Cuckoldfornia?

>ching pang dong wang wong

Wow epic announcement

>>140061088
and spreading usual bullshit.

they are at the same point were USA were, when they tested George.

Here's a good article, which puts the yield to about 100kt, which is not typical h-bomb, but a typical primitive thermonuclear two stage bomb:

http://www.pnas.org/content/81/6/1922.full.pdf

just air strike pyongyang already

multiple news sources confirm NK has H bomb

>>140060881
1 megaton = 1000 kilotons

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IS TRUMP GOING TO STOP BEING A BITCH AND START WW3 NOW?

>>140057971
Breaking news translation of the dear leader's message
"If the great devil does continues to starve the North Korea people, I will like literally get mad, and we will be forced to do something. I mean it this time guys."

>>140061343
commiefornia of course, it's closer to nk
americunt education baka

>>140061389
This map helps too

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

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Good, keep pushing. We'll get that big happening soon for real.

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>>140061180
the presence still freaks me out desu

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>>140061343
Silicon Valley/San Francisco and Los Angeles are the primary targets on the West coast. Regardless of which he decides to nuke, the economy and national spirit in general are fucked.

To summarize, the fat lady said their hydrogen bomb test was a success and their hydrogen bomb tech is advanced
Everything else was about how great they are

>>140057971
holy fucking shit he actually did it. they have a h bomb.

>>140061608
now only if (((konami))) hadn't ruined it for everyone else.

>>140061725
Kim's ex-girlfriend escaped to Vancouver years ago. So we can relax; he'll fuck them up first.

>>140061725

>implying we have national spirit
>implying middle America would be sad if SF got nuked

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>>140057971
Fuck, here's what Anchorage would look like with a 100kt nuke blast. Fallout would drift right over my house

>>140061874

Im pretty sure nuking Vancouver at this point in time would be the same thing as setting a nuke off in China

>>140061255
dude, chill. the gooks are only doing this so (((america))) doesn't attack them. and it worked.

>>140061725
>economy and national spirit fucked
yeah, for a few years. but after that america will rise and it will be better than before. when hbo and all the tech kikes get nuked Hallmark Channel won't have any competition left.

America will return to an age of morality and productivity!

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S O O N
O
O
N

>>140061994
>it worked

that remains to be seen, comrade.

>>140061995
Enjoy your police state.

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>>140062050

s o o n
o
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n

>>140061918
>>implying middle America would be sad if SF got nuked
Perfect excuse for taking out the trash.

>>140062050

holy shit. this korean flag is really kim.

>>140062094
to be honest, kim didn't even need nukes. if america ever attacked NK, China would nuke us.

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>>140061710


Reported.

>Two voices will call out in silence that all will hear

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What if all those missiles NK have launched past year had nuclear warhead in them and now just waiting to be detonated in the seafloor causing massive earthquake what would devastate Japan?

>>140061725
KEK WILLS THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF DISNEYLAND

>>140061955

Do airburst

That's all anyone will use except against silos and underground bases

You waste too much making a crater with the ground one

>>140061955
Stop focusing on a single blast. Chances for a successful nuclear strike will rely on ICBM with multiple warheads for maximum chances through defense systems and effect. We are far past the days of dropping nukes from planes.

>>140061955
Looks like a penis

>>140061955
1 megatonne is a 1000 kilotones you dumb fuck

Daily reminder NK is a puppet state of China.
China has repeatedly said they back NK if the U.S strikes first.

Meaning Kim Dung-ill can perfect as many WoMD as he likes, and we have to essentially wait for him to nuke a place of his choosing before we can do fuck all.

This is a very dangerous place for the world to find themselves in.
If the leaders of this world were serious they would band together against china and NK immediately and call on so called 'China' to act and demand NK halt immediately and if they refuse than the entire modern world is ready to defend themselves from NK and China and will be met with a fury of hell fire upon the likes the world has never seen.

>>140062337
Maybe that is the whole idea. China cannot build more nukes, so they are supporting & aiding NK to do it for them.

>>140057971
North Korea is about to declare war on South Korea.

Even when China is occasionally a very good neighbor to have, China is not a very safe neighbor to have. I don't envy North Korea's position. They have an ally who requires them to conduct themselves dangerously and an enemy who requires them to stay close to their ally.
Do you think this might go down like East Germany, leaving the newly unified Korea a nuclear power next to an angry China?

>>140062860
They wouldn't announce it until after its started.

>>140063079
I have my sources. It's already happened and Kim is about to make it official.

>>140062579
implyng nk has MIRV tech

so have they reached the mad stage yet or can the globalists still try to invade them?

>>140063217
(((sources)))

>>140063217
lol ok then

>>140062579
>Chances for a successful nuclear strike will rely on ICBM with multiple warheads
Well, yes and no. There has been zero indication thus far that NK has any MIRV technologt are has even begun to develop it. They themselves said they can attach a single warhead to a single icbm/irbm. Nothing about multiple warheads. Frankly, I doubt they have the miniturization capabilities to accomplish it.

>We are far past the days of dropping nukes from planes
While it is true that most major nuclear powers (usa and rissua for example) have invested predominently in icbm/warheads, aeroframe delivered thermonuclear ordinance is still a major part of nuclear deterant policies. If I recall, its standard practice to have several b-2s on the runaways at all time, armed and fueled, and ready to go at a moment's notice.

>>140062782
It's a 100 kiloton bomb you pathetic moron

Why can't we just take this prick out? His underlings are probably getting tired of his shit.

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>>140063217
Kek please

>>140062232
trash states that are the safest. Sorry Cuckoldfornia!

>>140062860
they are still at war, there was no peace deal signed, only an armistice.

>>140063217
t. Cernobitch

>>140061725
What of the power grids?

>>140061255
What would happen if i wore a maga hat in Portland?

>>140060976
Hypothetically the bomb is big enough that exploding SK would be suicide for NK

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>>140063217

HoHoHo

>>140061389
>100kt
Hiroshima was 16kt
Just because it's not as cool as our toys doesn't mean it can't annihilate hundreds of thousands

WHO HAS A LIVESTREAM?

>>140064014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqWpXnaT4H0&feature=player_embedded

NUKE ME DADDY

kim needs to be impeached lol

>>140063899
>>140063851

Kim will declare war on South Korea.

Kim's Objective is unique:
- Unify Korea. And all the North Korean soldiers are willing to sacrifice themselves for it. Believe.

>>140061918
Middle America would caw and hoot and throw a hoedown at first until they realized that their entire system of comfort depends on the companies that operate out of the coastal elite cities that they are constantly jawing their toothless gums about

say it with me lads

W

>>140064158
Kim will cleanse us from the jew plague

>>140064158
lol n o

>>140064115
>impeached
>lol
lurk moar

>>140057971
Nothing will happen.

>>140063217
well you were right.

What happened? Did he say we all get nork gfs?

James Bond has already reprogrammed Kim's nukes

Don't go to shanghai today

Itsh nothing.

So wtf is the announcement? with source please.

>>140064305
OMG no more Kardashians and Hollywood would be gone. No more new movies and TV shows for a while. Most of the country would be ok.

bombed back to the stone age when

>>140057971
hold on my clairvoyance is coming through

>"NK will do what NK normally does"

I just saved everyone 27 minutes

>>140061274
Stop bullying NK.

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>>140064545
NIPPON SUITS UP

Does this mean every missile test conducted now will have to be treated as a live nuclear icbm attack?

Some people mind think that Trump not restarting the war makes him weak but Kim is basically saying "What are you going to do about it? Attack us, do it. You won't regret it". I doubt he's going to fall for the taunting, DPRK army isn't a bunch of goatfuckers with sandals

>>140063851
to be completely fair, that would be the ultimate way to end NK's loony story for the history books

>>140064757
There are more technology companies in Los Angeles than in the SF Bay Area. It's gained the moniker "Silicon Beach" in the past 5 years.

So we start another war. Presidents always get reelected if country is at war. Feels like 2003 all over again. We're fucked. Dufus is here to stay.

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Anybody else think korea would aim here ? Their nukes aint shit but all they gotta do is pop it

IT STARTED THE FIRE RISES

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>>140064545

Are you Okay, Otaku-Senpai?

>>140064332
Indeed

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Hey you niggers. How do we even know if their telling the truth? All we know is that they SAY they've developed it and the earth rumbled. First off, if they were going to detonate a megaton bomb how could they do it without us noticing? Did they do it in the ocean? Did they do it on the land? We have fucking UAV's and spy planes and satellites everywhere. I won't believe anything until Trump says it's true, and even then who gives a fuck about this toddler. If it comes to war we will destroy him

>>140064305
t. Sad city cuck who wastes his money on dumb "luxury" items and propaganda

>>140065557
They did it underground you fat nigger, why do you think it caused a fucking earthquake?

Trump is the last person we need 'running' the country while nuclear tension is on the rise again.

Like hiring a cockatoo to handle a hostage negotiation.

>>140065557
>wont believe anything unless trump says its true


cant wait for your death utter faggot.

>>140065621
I'm pretty sure you can't detonate a megaton underground dumbass. How could you possibly build a facility for that.

>>140065790
You're either trolling or actually, legitimately retarded. Either way, don't get into conversations you have no clue about the subject matter for.

>>140065737
>cuck who still believes in the maynstream meteor

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>>140057971
please please

>>140065080
Remind me what kind of food, water and basic medical supplies tech companies produce.

>>140065885
How do you explode a nuke underground then, Tesla? Explain to me. I didn't realize a fucking nuclear physicist and geologist who probably makes 300k a year was on the other end of that keyboard browsing an anime imageboard for 17 year olds

>>140065949
>literal blind retard

>>140066116
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_nuclear_weapons_testing
>W-Wikipedia isn't a credibl--
There's sources to the information in the article at the bottom.

>>140065790
>>140066116

what are WTC 1 and 2? for 500 alex

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>>140065146
the magma chamber is 8km down i think no nuke is going to get close to that

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>>140066116

We did plenty of underground nuclear tests. Wikipedia is your friend. Lurk more faggot.

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>>140057971

You fags don't actually believe that Kim has access to Nuclear weapons do you?

It's all bull. The reality is that he's bluffing.

Trump should call his bluff and let Kim send a Nuke to California too see if it's real or not.

>>140066676
yeah sounds good, afterwards we can send a fruit basket as a thank you

>>140067413
There might not be any fruit left to send.

>>140065700
Don't talk shit about cockatoos

Ultimate happening (other than all out ww3) would be trump going full spergtard and conducting tactical nuclear strikes on the norks. Say 4-5 small (1 kiloton) nukes hitting the norks hardened silo areas and nuclear plants. This would be followed up by a swarm of cruise missiles hitting their infrastructure and artillery batteries. The norks would be fucked and their only real striking capability would be mobile forest based artillery pieces. F-22's and F-35's pick these off one by one until the chink cunts surrender.

>>140058118
>>140059000

>>140068383

>>140068512

I don't know much but
Aren't NK's nukes already aimed at South Korea and prepared to launch if anything is compromised?

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

https://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

NORTH KOREA LANDS FIRST MAN ON THE SUN
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES BTFO

>NK launches one ICMB.
>Gets instantly shot down by high speed intercept missles.

Dumb fucks don't understand MAD. The whole point is you need thousands.

>>140067413
there's still texas and florida

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>>140058650
tfw i realised i help meme this

>>140069776
B-2's could sneak in and nuke the facilities before the norks could launch their missiles. The norks missile sites are not a big secret. The forest hidden conventional artillery pieces are the only real weapons that they would have after their main gun batteries+missiles were destroyed. The key with this strike is that the US would HAVE to use nukes to destroy the gun batteries+missile sites. Attempting it with conventional bombs would take too long.

>>140061725
>nuke satanic hellholes
>bad for the country

>>140057971
Announcement will be "test was a success"

How to stop NK without Nukes

>EMP the north (this will disable their nuclear capability)
>Carpet bomb all of their artillery and air bases
>Operation Make Anime Real: SK and Japan form a military coalition for ground invasion
>Allow China to annex part of the north for their resources
>Don't invade with US troops or it will start a guerrilla war
>Execute Kimmy Kim on top of a McDonalds in Seoul

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>>140066001
Holy fuck, I just BARELY make it a good distance away from that range

I don't care. I live in the Deep South. Let NK nuke let's say LA or San Franqueersco. It's win-win. We lose the degenerate captials of the West and we get to glass a country.

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>>140077921
heh

praise kek

amen

>>140062808
This may have something to do with Trump ordering an investigation on forced technology transfer on US companies by China if they want to enter the country.
So Xi gave Kim hydrogen bomb lego kits in response, on top of the launchers, prior weapons grade nuclear materials, and made Guam a target so they can continue profiting off of US prosperity even more. It seems that the pace of which Kim is making these weapons is incredibly faster than his dad. Meaning he's obviously getting assistance from outside.

I still remember how the chicoms manipulated their own people into attacking and destroying Japanese businesses in a riot during the time when China wanted to claim Japan's Senkaku islands. This is just another example.

Where are our Jap friends?
You guys ok?

>>140070218
They did 18 tests to see if they could stop icbm's. 10 failed. What makes you think they could do it when it's not a controlled situation?

>>140077384
this.

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>>140057971
>The regime is set to make a “special and important” announcement
> Once all the lizard people living miles under the regime are dutifully annihilated.

>>140062579
>We are far past the days of dropping nukes from planes.
we absolutely are not. They are not the primary source, yeah, but America still very much so has a fleet of nuclear bombers, this isn't even some classified bullshit, its what we did through the cold war up to now you rtard

>>140062388
Egg timers synchronized

>>140062579
We just started a program to upgrade our b-61 arsenal. You're a fucking idiot.

Before renewal must come destruction. Kim will nuke Yellowstone and devastate the world, but the Jews and Reptillians will go in the process.

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>>140063519
an amerilard struggling with the concept of the metric system

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>>140061725
Kim is gonna glass Burning Man

https://youtu.be/C-k0qYaVCus

>>140080997
wtf i love kim now

>>140066116
>>140065557
Just fuck off and never come back you mentally undeveloped man child.

>>140060881
?

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>>140081630
what he is trying to say is that the norks tested a bomb equal to one from about 1948 standards. its way bigger than fatman and littleboy.

>>140081907
this image is completely inaccurate

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>MFW hoping I die in a nuclear blast because I have a terrible tooth ache and dentist doesnt open until tomorrow

>>140082021
its actually not.

>>140063519

kilo=1,000
mega=1,000,000

>>140061725
>tfw I love 5 mins from the google and Facebook main offices

Nuke it, Kim. Nuke it all.

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>>140082338
yes it is, pic related is more accurate.

doubling the blast yield does not double the blast radius. the increase is volumetric.

>>140065700
what good has all the doublespeak from every other politican accomplished, other than putting off the inevitable (and making it fester).

the only thing to counter this is overwhelming force on the scene.

>>140082491
thats cloud height you autistic fuck...

>>140064545

>Idols will speak and move about

what if these things are actually military robots, disguised as models?

Does anyone think the CIA is possibly behind the rapid development of NK's missile program?

>>140061339
>still misses hollywood
Not big enough.

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>>140077384
Sounds like a plan wise anon-chan.

>>140079510
Talking to my Japanese mistress on LINE, all is good, Japan is fine.

>>140082669
well technically the picture you posted is correct in how it displays the differences in bomb yield but the way it represents the difference in the size of the mushroom cloud is very misleading and completely erroneous

>>140082766
>muh prophecy

>>140082995
right its the yield, the thing that matters and shows a nations ability to harness the power of a nuclear explosion. how many tiles are in your kitchen?

>>140061725
>national spirit in general are fucked
>from removing cancer
che?

>>140082830
Or China

>>140061725

Attacks on American Soil tend to lead to a massive surge in national spirit.
Remember 9/11? A couple of planes and towers and a few thousand deaths lead to about 6 years of straight up patriotism. Imagine what a nuke and a million dead liberals would do.

Inb4 another dance off

>>140083134
yes... and as i said, the image visually displays that the larger yields as being correspondingly large mushroom clouds which is very misleading. a normie would look at that image and actually think that the tsar bombas mushroom cloud was 1000 times taller than little boy's.

>>140083275
I think China has too much motivation to keep the NK regime in power. NK regime change would effectively give America access to the Chinese border. Unless there is something I'm just missing, I don't think China has anything to gain here... just the US.

>>140060881
a fucking elephant.

>>140080796
well we don't use the metric system to our defense.

>>140083431
well if a normie see it and thinks hat they will be 1000x more dead then its job is accomplished. youre worse than CNN

>>140083779
fucking hell somethings crawled up your arse hasnt it

>>140060881
Yeah and they're just 10 tons away from 1 gigaton, which would be the most powerful device ever used so far.

>>140083918
0 / 0 = 0 fite me

>>140084019
nah thats 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZvPlGCt_8

He was right. Kimmy knows what's up. USA btfo!

Make it happen Kimmy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4

>>140061255
LET ME OUT OF PORTLAND FIRST REEE
IM AN UNDERCOVER /pol/ AGENT, I HATE IT HERE

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are you people stupid? 3pm was 6 hours ago in NK

>>140057971
Source or sage

>>140084790
look at OP's time

>>140064305
You've never set foot outside cali have you....

>>140062116
I for one welcome our new card-making overlords.

>>140084790
>Ywn be this retarded
Feels good

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