Right in the fucking Yellowstone caldera

>>140049421
>2.5
lel I've shat stronger quakes

>>140049421
Anon, are you from USGS?

>>140049421
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP!

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>>140049421
wait guys... what if NK IS GONNA NUKE YELLOWSTONE

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>>140051921

testing 123

>>140049421
Yellowstone, Hurricane Irma and WW3 begin at the same time. It will climax on Sep 23rd.

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The power of Kek compels us.

>>140049421
Yellowstone absolutely BTFO

>>140052233
Oh fuck those digits

CHECKED AND REKT

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Just south of Yellowstone today there was a 3.1, 3.2, 4.3, and 5.0. It's gonna happen, but my guess is it won't be until 2020.

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>>140052090
>>140051921

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>>140052233

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blumpf of the rings

2 scoops to rule them all

>>140052233

I've already climaxed

>>140049421
One day you cunts will be literally BTFO by Yellowstone.
But not this week.

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North Korea nukes Yellowstone. This was all a part of their plan

something like this can't happen in modern times. this is the same thing as people saying global warming will destroy the earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ObsOj9Q2Do

This lolcano is the jews contingency plan all along

Yellowstone erupts in 77 seconds.

>>140053020
65 sec now

>>140053069
>42 hours later and no explode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUREX8aFbMs

don't you guys realize history is a myth and nothing has ever happened?

>>140049421

1. thats not in the caldera, its like 100 miles away

2. its sulpher mountain, a known volcano, which is part of the greater yellowstone system

3. this is going to be the largest y-stone eruption in history.

>>140049421
Guys quit fucking around, I live about 1.5 hours from Yellowstone, and I don't want to die.

>>140052233

by sep 23, irma will be long long gone, having fizzled out in the atlantic and washed ashore of Britain as a 20 mph wind gust.

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>>140052696

>>140053402
Can you expand on this?

>>140053287
HOOoollyy smokin' toledos!

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This is the will of kek, there is nothing you can do about it.

now 27 aftershocks at sulphur mountain. this is NOT normal for this area. Magma is moving.

t. geologist from idaho named josh

>>140052464
>5.0
isn't that a bit concerning since most are like 1-3?

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>>140052233
Checked

https://youtu.be/eF-fyn-WfIs

Check my 7sevens

>>140053942
thanks t. geologist from idaho named josh

go the fuck back to r e d d i t

>>140053942
what does that mean in English

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>>140053584

Yes but the destruction of infrastructure
will cause food shortages
Power outage which means no money from banks
No EBT cards
Didntdo's riot

>>140049421
>Yellowstone
>no pressure cap
>literally just a big hot spot
Nothing to see here

>>140055199
>
oh no, did he died

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>>140053942
Care to explain?

>>140049421
KEK WILLS A LARGE EARTHQUAKE ON THE NEW MADRID FAULT

>>140055199
Dumb Fuck deserved that. Doubt he died tho.

>>140049421
Digits for yellowstone blowing the fuck up

>>140055769
69 counts

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>>140055449
Maybe could survive if he ate his Weetabix's

I'm a glass is half full type of guy

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>>140055896
96 Its another sign

A Virus will kill 7 million shits Happening

>>140052021
My thoughts.

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>>140052233

>>140053942
Sorry to break it to you buddy, but yellowstone ain't gonna blow in our lifetime, infact there's an increasing number of geologists that say Yellowstone might be going extinct.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/rip-yellowstone-supervolcano-its-molten-deathbead-scientists-suggest-1441735

>>140052090
>the eternal vaginal jew strikes again

WHY

>>140056369
69 Again wew

>>140049421
a truck driving by can make a 2.5....

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DIGITS FOR THE HAPPENING OF ALL HAPPENINGS

>>140050326
Fpbp

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>>140049421
>post yfw yellowstone blows

If yellowstone goes off then I'm fucked and everyone I know is fucked.

>>140049421
>2.5

Marshawn Lynch once registered a 2 on the richter scale in seattle.