Go for day at the beach, see this. What do?

>>140026117
da rubbians are cuming! :DDDDD

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>>140026606

>>140026117
Try and get selfies with the soldiers.

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>>140026606
Go for a day of seal clubbing, see this.
What do?

>>140026117
tell them about the jews

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>>140027324
>nazi flag
Go for a day of patrolling conquered france sea coast, see this.
What do?

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>>140027074
Maybe they will let you fire a tank round

>>140026117
Ask if they have a Fiesta to raid the beach with

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>>140027965
Be on North Korean leg of your tourist 'dictator' enjoying beach, see this.
what do?

>>140027755
how could they ever compete?

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>>140028570
Go for hike in Texas woods with family, see this.
what do?

>>140028778
say howdy because I'm not a dirty fucking muslim like you.

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>>140028778

shrug, those aren't the one I'd be worried about

more concerned with CIA pets than not CIA pets.

>>140026117
>so it begins
>slowly walk out in front of the soldiers
>they're taken about at such an impressive act of courage, they stop dead in their tracks
What're you doing here?
>i ask in a low menacing tone that sends fear and a chill up their spines
>one quivering voice pipes up
We herea conqua you
>fucking chinks, I think to myself, as I begin punching the air left and right warming my body up for the right to come
Nort toofday Chinaman
>flipping my fedora into a sexy maidens lap as she sits there dripping wet from my display of gallantry, i wink at her
>the first soldier charges at me and I land a sweet roundhouse kick knocking him out.

>continue this epic saga or don't I don't give a fuck I'm going to drink

>>140030237
I'd buy that for a dollar

>>140026117
Start hooting and hollering and cheering the Marines on. Dial up the local brewery to truck in tankers of beer and crack a cold one with all the boys.