Croatia = best country

>>139965885
In black American, I'm coming to sexs your womens

>>139965885
>>industry based on exports and not on imports
what do you export?

>>139965885
>Croatia
>White
Give me a break.

>>139965885
fuck off kike

>>139966280
>Serbians
>Not crypto kikes
Kys

>>139966543
1st in English illiteracy.

>>139965885
I want to lick that woman's butthole btw.

>>139966280
Lol i thought serbians think were serbians so if we arent white are you?
Also shush turkish rapebaby

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Feels good to be a Croat, I can not lie

Balkan shitposting should be banned

>>139966173
military equipment, no joke

http://www.hs-produkt.hr/
http://www.duro-dakovic.com/

>>139967231
gdje je ovo?

>>139965885
What the fuck

>>139967476
u Hrvatskoj

>>139967479
some tito butthurt commie, or a serb, dont really know

hey whatever makes you happy man.

it's what capitalism, free markets and voluntarism is all about.

I prefer the Serbs,they remove the kebab

>>139967401
>>139967476
>>139967479
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>>139966280

Calm down lads we dont want another Srebrenica

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comfy wage compared to Bal*an

>>139967560
kakav odgovor, bas se vidi da si istrijan

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>>139967697
Nisan, Dalmatianfag here

>>139965885
oh my fucking god your country is sucha shit hole just KYS

everything is in TOTTAL SHIT
only reason you dont bankrupt is the tourists.

Shit country, shit pay, shit jobs, shit infrastructure, shit people, shit prices. I cant this of one fucking positive thing. Shit property laws, shit everything.

>>139965885
>>people wear modern clothes
>>most people have smartphones

TOP KEK

>>139967401
Nice! Can you buy guns in your country like burgers?

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>>139965885
Good job Croatia.

I am rooting for you goys.

>>139965885
>>birthplace of famous inventor
Doesn´t this embarrass you, both that it´s in the SINGULAR, and that the bloke was a Serb anyway? Fuck, there´s so many famous inventors from my city alone (Manchester) I never even bothered trying to memorise them.

>>139967829
>Shit property laws
Uh oh, did you get scammed by a gypsy anon?

>>139967823
i prefer hvar. tako lijepa a tako nasa

>>139967841
tough laws, but majority of people have some weapons left from the war (20 years ago)

>>139967829
>TOTTAL
your grammar is tottal shit

>>139967848
thanks ameribro

>>139967859
>spanish flag

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>>139967951
>Croatia - FULL OF LIFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwH7fRq2zAg

>>139967859
>Manchester
Alright our kid top mad for it ?

Salford here ST holder Stretford end, Why are you in Spain?

Come back to Manchester

>>139968076
When I was a kid I used to hear a lot about your country and war happening there in our government news channel.
Is the war over there yet? What happens in your country?
>>139967968
that's cool. Do you accept rapefugees?

>>139968121
lemme tell you something, those campaigns were bad. i dont really think those commercial made magic as kikebook or instagram did desu

do you have an apartment down there to rent?

>>139968252
>What happens in your country?
The Dutch UN soldiers went full retard and shot a bunch of kids well actually its more like 8000 boys and men.

hey tried to blame it on Radovan karavitch, but he was the one trying to treat the wounded, the Dutch just wouldn't stop shooting.

>>139968476
this escalated quickly

>>139965885
>croatia
>economy tottally dependent on tourism
>one of the best countries in Europe

you must be some special kind of a retard

>>139968476
Netherlands must be nuked!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP9ftXOWL8
so what happens in that country now?
>>139968646
will you answer me as well?

First gen Croat here born in Aus.
Plan to get citizenship and move there end of next year. Programmer by trade.. have enough shiekles to survive for a bit. Much work in IT? Perhaps start business?

>>139968710
no proxy

>>139968374
lemme tell you something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZmeKSNd_y0
>do you have an apartment down there to rent?
NO

>>139965885
stop posting this

>>139968823
not really sure about jobs anywere but in zagreb, but citizienship shouldn't be a problem by jus sanguinis. are both of your parents croats or? do they have citizienship?

>>139968921
why do you think I'm a proxy? my country is not even technically developed to host proxy servers. lmao

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>>139966280
They look white. Unlike Turked serbs

>>139965885
slavs are subhumans

>>139969190
croats are ugly

>>139965885

Hail and well met, our favorite summer vacation spot.

>>139969030
First stop posting without your pineapple

>>139965885
The Croats? This is sort of Serbs.

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>>139969268
u jelly Turk

>>139969115
Mum was born over there. And her side emigrated after WW2.
Was thinking Zagreb. Am going over there for extended holiday to suss first next Autumn.

>>139969375
spain croatia and turkey
white trash paradise

>>139969521
of what?

croats are ugly people

you have an inferiority complex

>>139969551
slavs are subhumans

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>>139969524
delet this pineapple man

>>139969662
Fuck of Mohammed. I smell bacon

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>>139969606

You delet this right fucking now.

>>139969750
fuck you
slavs are subhumans

>>139969810
i cant
its the truth

>>139965885
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>importing cars from Portugal
>strong and predictable economy
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece

Jel ja to živim u nekoj drugoj Hrvatskoj? ili koji kurac ovaj lik priča?

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>>139969637
>ugly

oh look he is pointing at (You)

desu the greek larping turkroach shitposter makes me want to bash his skull in

>>139969741
done
:)

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STOP POSTING THIS, A DAY CANT GO BY WITHOUT THIS SHIT PASTA, FUCK OF ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>139969854
Soon you will be deported, you are a dirty refugee!

>>139970003
I concur. Enough is enough!

>>139969637
muhammed take your pills

>>139969551
find your nearest embassy, there wont be no problems, but process itself lasts for 1-2 years i think. how well do you speak croatian?

>>139969897
vidis da je neki jebeni troll, zanemari, treci put vidim ovu glupost

>>139969909
yes
croats are ugly

>>139969972
because of your inferiority complex you are manipulative and pretend that i was role playing a turk

>>139967231
This level of population density in Europe is why the European powers left to conquer the new world.

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>>139969190
you are too obvious

>>139966173
stones, wood, cement, guns, ships and transformators

>>139970027
slavs are subhumans

>>139970078
croats are slavic subhumans

>>139970003
unironically this

>>139970098
nah mate, you're just an insufferable cunt

>>139970003
Now you know how we feel when Ikibey Greekposts all day every day
He's even in this thread:
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>>139970131

>>139965885
This reminds me of the american movie borat. Your country is a third world steaming pile of shit.

>>139965885
Does croatia have any noteworthy accomplishments beyond being the plaything of the venetians or austrians?

>>139970131
No muslim pig, this will not help you stay in Germany. We still consider you a scum!

>>139970187
croats are slavic subhumans

>>139970197
slavs are subhumans

>>139970300
stealing Tesla from serbs

>>139967859
My city also, we basically created the modern world - and if you are a collaborator with Argentina we hate you.

>>139970302
slavs are subhumans

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>>139965885
>polish technology

why do people still fall on this stupid pasta. Y'all retards

>>139969897
its a copypasta from /int/ playing off the /int/ memes of polish intellectuals, argentina is white and moortugese

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>>139970374
>stealing Tesla from serbs
Tesla is serbian you shitshin cuck

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>>139969984
Thanks. You guys need to create a counter-pasta of some sort. Good luck then

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>>139970300
beautiful woman

>>139969897
pizda ste vi debili to je stejl kopirana pašta

>>139967476

Rovinj valjda

>>139968230
Alright r kid Salford lad here too

>>139970078
Znam malo.
I've spoken to embassy here and going to start language classes soon.
Should be fun!
Thanks for the advice Anon

IDIOTS DON'T REPLY TO IKIBEY HE'S A NOTORIOUS T*RKROACH SHITPOSTER KNOWN FOR CRASHING THREADS WITH NO SURVIVORS

ANY POSTER WITH GERMAN FLAG POSTING "_______ are subhuman _______ are ugly" IS IKIBEY, THE T*RKROACH MUDSLIME SUBHUMAN

>>139967401
Military equipment made from imported goods. Nice try, Fransisco.

I cannot lie that Croatia is shit, I've been to Zagreb twice and it's dope as fuck. I have several friends and people I know there so I have a vague clue of how it is to live in Croatia and it didn't sound bad. And the woman are beautiful. I've been depressivly in love with one Croatia girl for a year and a half. I still fucking like her.

But I don't think that you're that far away from Serbia.

Poyy voleo bih i ove godine da svratim.

>>139967823
The town I grew up in here in US is full of Croatians from Dalmatia.
Most of them were from near Dubrovnic, I believe.
Hardworking, white, girls VERY pretty, only mildly psychotic for the most part

>>139965885
>>money and high purchasing power
There are african countries higher than you, lol.
>>birthplace of famous inventor
Literally who?
The only famous inventor from yugoslavia was Tesla, a serb that left for America.
>>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>you wasted 100 million bucks on slavshit thrash
Poles are replacing their tech with american and german.
>>some people ride bikes to work
You mean peasants too poor to buy a car in the city, who used to ride horse wagons?
>>strong and predictable economy
You have 4 million people and border Bosnia, Serbia, do you even qualify for an "economy" ?
>>importing cars from Portugal
Second hand thrash, we import our second hands from Germany, at least, stolen by Poleshits.
>>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
Americans made it popular.
>>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
Russian 1920's Ladas and Yugoslav "cars" are so old they would be illegal here.
>>low unemployment
I work in London with a bunch of you slavs, thats false, even the bosnians avoid you now.
>>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>partnership with an economically bankrupt country
https://www.cnbc.com/2014/07/29/argentina-debt-default-heres-what-happens-if-it-defaults-again.html
>>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>greek socio-economic plans
HAHAHA
>>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
Look, you made an extra $10 this month !
>>army uses homemade tanks & hs produkt vhs 2
You mean army can't pay for western technology and you're stuck in 1990.
>>people wear modern clothes
You mean croatians no longer walk like peasants?
>>most people have smartphones
Chinkphones, its all china shit.

>>139970449
but croats say he was croatshit
because they have no history

>>139970449
this. He was born here, he liked Croatia but he was a serb. We have enough important inventors that are 100% ours, we don't need to take Tesla from serbs since he and Pupin were only two who did something.

>>139966173

We export nearly nothing. Our country is a shithole.

Sometimes I think if winning the 90s war was a good thing.

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>>139970611
>tfw no Croatian gf

>>139970734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikv80VE2wkU

>>139970734
Dirty refugee, you too will not have a history

>>139970824
Damn she's pretty too. I'd love to post pictures of the girl I'm into but I don't want to compromise her privacy. :(
I enjoy so much being around her when ever I'm there.
But fuck that, I don't want to go all pathetic here and derail the thread.
Cheers.

>>139970526
you welcome croatbro
gl

>>139970504
haha jeste

>>139970611
svrati naravno

>>139970793
>We have enough important inventors that are 100% ours

heres the full ist of them:
>

>>139965885
>we are 1st world and one of the best countries in Europe
stop boasting or you will end as Germany, parasites will smell money and will ruin your country.

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>>139970723

Romania, you might be interested to know that you're not exactly in a position to shit on other European nations, unless you can shit upwards.

>>139971120
croats are parasites

>>139971120
Its a daily pasta, please ignore polebro. These retards are giving us a bad name like the black angel /int/ guy.

>>139971092
ما شاء الله

>>139970477
Too bad they're for Tyrone desu.

>>139965885
>>importing cars from Portugal
... What? What do you even mean by this? Second hand cars? Even then, WHY? They're a lot more expensive here than in any other place in Europe.

>>139970734
Tesla never even visited Serbia. He was born in Croatia and went to US not visiting serbia even once

>>139971334
real life isn't some canadian fantasy

>>139971393
see dis >>139971264

>>139969235
Croats arent much slav

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>>139971264
they're all from /int/
first there was the golden age of /ex-yu/ threads in 2013-2014 where many keks, jejs and cecs were had
then the autists moved in and ruined the thread with autistic shitflinging, shitposting and shilling
then the oldfags moved out some moving to /pol/
now that the /int/ threads are just trolls trolling trolls, they come here to stir shit up instead

>>139967823
honda, tojota

>>139971717
Only reason i know black angel guy is from /int/ is because he posts here from time to time. But thanks for info, been on /pol/ for years and never really went to /int/, started ofc with /a/ and /v/, now i use /pol/ only so i dont even know whats going on, on other boards.

>>139972264
its why I left /int/
fled to /v/ when it became too autistic
then gamergate brought me here

>>139972350
Very similar, gamergate wise.

where did Croatia stand in WW2? were they based or did they fight for the Jews?

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>>139972576
Is this a real question or?

>>139972576
NDH fought on the Axis side.
But there was many Croats in the partisans, and Tito himself was a Croat.

Theres a saying in these parts that Croatia won WW2 twice - once in 1941 and again in 1945; this is bullshit of course, since WW2 never really ended here

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>>139971717
You have the Bosnian scientist one?

Come faggots

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>>139972948

>>139971003
>but I don't want to compromise her privacy
you won't, post her

also
>tfw no qt croat gf too

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>>139972821
no but I have this

>>139972821
hahahahha
ima li jos ovakvih slika?

Each time I see this same exact thread I grow more suspicious some butthurt serb is serving up this stale pasta via proxy

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>>139973584
Implying they need proxy, 200k live here.

>>139973584
They want to re visit people perception of impopular Europe in a hope to rise the overall popularity of the area.

>>139965885
You guys are pretty awesome from what I've seen. Good luck resisting the EU takeover.

>>139967231
looks cozy as fuck

there's that one Croatian cuck who loves nigger dick. He posts all the fucking time about it. Bet he's in this thread right now. might even be you

>>139967231
looks nice af

>>139969972
I want to behead that larper and play basketball with his head.

>>139970634
same, but highly psychotic ime.

>>139972821
These watched too much kike porn and nip hentai.

>>139967231
>tfw I took my ex to rovinj for a magical day and she shortly cheated on me after we got back

>>139965885
Why is she drinking windex?

>>139973621

You do realize you were looked down upon by the third reich right? Your were a means to an end when Prince Paul got taken down. Ustase got their ass kicked anyway and you basically facilitated genocide against your closest genetic cousins while giving a special and exalted status to muslims. Fucking retards.

My fellow Serbs that shitpost against Croats.
If you ever went to Croatland you'd see they are 20 years ahead of us.
Keep talking shit all you want, but they with no clay and barely any industry made it out with best economy on Balkan.
You have no permission to be jelly other than your fellow countrymen for allowing to be corrupted degenerates.
Be jelly and mad at me for this comment, but we have no other reason than to blame ourselves.


P.S. Istra is uber beautiful, people are nice and there is rule of law.

>>139965885
>1 post by this ID
>146 replies by 68 unique posters
Make. Bait. Threads. Bannable.
also sage.

>>139976858
this

i don't understand retards who shit on croatia out of some grievance
even if it's economically worse than ours (which isn't and it will never be) it's undeniably beautiful and therefore still better than ours in something