You have just been elected.

>>139959044
gas the kikes race war now

ALLAH AKBAR

/pol/ is always right
*drops mic*

>>139959105
fpbp

>>139959044
>i'm a time traveler and can't speak latin

>>139959173
ah shit that's the pope nvm

>>139959044
Everyone pull out a cigar and light it up

Momma said titties ain't gone grab themselves. Purple firecracker.

>>139959105
Sven got it right

>>139959044
fuck niggers

>>139959044
It's a me, mario

jesus was a jew

Europe belongs to the Lord Our God, not Allah! Deus Vult!

>>139959044
there is no god
jesus was a jew
all your bases be mine

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>>139959105
fpbp

>>139959044
From the confines of Jerusalem and the city of Constantinople a horrible tale has gone forth and very frequently has been brought to our ears, namely, that a race from the kingdom of the Persians, an accursed race, a race utterly alienated from God, a generation forsooth which has not directed its heart and has not entrusted its spirit to God, has invaded the lands of those Christians and has depopulated them by the sword, pillage and fire; it has led away a part of the captives into its own country, and a part it has destroyed by cruel tortures; it has either entirely destroyed the churches of God or appropriated them for the rites of its own religion. They destroy the altars, after having defiled them with their uncleanness. They circumcise the Christians, and the blood of the circumcision they either spread upon the altars or pour into the vases of the baptismal font. When they wish to torture people by a base death, they perforate their navels, and dragging forth the extremity of the intestines, bind it to a stake; then with flogging they lead the victim around until the viscera having gushed forth the victim falls prostrate upon the ground. Others they bind to a post and pierce with arrows. Others they compel to extend their necks and then, attacking them with naked swords, attempt to cut through the neck with a single blow. What shall I say of the abominable rape of the women? To speak of it is worse than to be silent. The kingdom of the Greeks is now dismembered by them and deprived of territory so vast in extent that it can not be traversed in a march of two months. On whom therefore is the labor of avenging these wrongs and of recovering this territory incumbent, if not upon you? You, upon whom above other nations God has conferred remarkable glory in arms, great courage, bodily activity, and strength to humble the hairy scalp of those who resist you.

>>139959222
>purple firecracker
XD so random, just kidding you're fucked buddy stop trying so hard nice trips though.

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>>139959044
we take back Constantinople and Jerusalem crush Islam and convert them all to Christianity (jews,muzzies)

we bring peace to middle east, no more hamas,ISIS,IDF

This guy >>139959105 is the fucking pope now.

>>139959044
ITS HIGH NOON

Retake Constantinople

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>>139959273
kek

>>139959273
Let the deeds of your ancestors move you and incite your minds to manly achievements; the glory and greatness of king Charles the Great, and of his son Louis, and of your other kings, who have destroyed the kingdoms of the pagans, and have extended in these lands the territory of the holy church. Let the holy sepulchre of the Lord our Saviour, which is possessed by unclean nations, especially incite you, and the holy places which are now treated with ignominy and irreverently polluted with their filthiness. Oh, most valiant soldiers and descendants of invincible ancestors, be not degenerate, but recall the valor of your progenitors.

JOHANNES PAOLO DI SECONDI PIERDOLO PICCOLO BAMBINO XD

Okay okay, Everybody. Calm down, quiet down. I'm gonna give y'all a nice good speech. Just uh, y'know, uh back up so uh, everybody in the front isn't so crowded. Just make some space and we can get started.
So, uh, I guess I'll start...
Well, this wonderful journey started out when I was just a teenager living in a poor suburban area rife with gang violence. I recall one day, I was playing basketball outside of my school. Before I knew it a few thugs looking for trouble were stirring up some madness in the park where I happened to be playing. They physically assaulted me that day.
My mother was worried that day when I came home bruised and battered. She told me I would have to live my life somewhere else. So I moved here. And here I am now.
And that is how I became the Prince of this great nation, bel-aire.

Also, what's your pope name?

>>139959044
Call upon the Christian world to join the final Crusade

>>139959044
GAS THE KIKES

>>139959044
Gather the army!
Deus Vult!

>>139959044

All changes made to the church beginning with the second Vatican council are hearby nullified.

New initiative to insulate the church from cultural marxism, feminism, protestant influence, etc

The Jesuits are hereby banished

Immediate crusade against Muslims conquering Europe

Have a nice day

porco dio

Invoke Ex-Cathedra powers, retract and nullify every innovation that is not in line with Eastern Orthodox Christianity, renounce papal infallibility, mend the schism.

>>139959549
Urban X.

Benis :D

>>139959949
Retardus Suburban I

>>139959044
O-Oh...

DEUS VULT

RACE WAR NOW
DEUS VULT

What would it be, out of curiosity? I suppose you'd need some kind of accusative or dative case for the demand... "Bello racialis nunc!"? Bello stirporum nunc?!

Now is not the time to focus on what makes us different as a species, now is the time to focus on what makes us the same. Every person of every race, ethnicity, or geographic location has had a dream or goal before. No matter how big or how small, we have all had something we strove for. A plan that we would push and break our boundaries on, an objective that makes us want to be a different person than we were yesterday. It could be a personal adventure or repetative mind numbing tasks, no matter what it is you already have an end goal in sight. which is why it is the time to come together and find a common goal as not only a nation but as a species in whole, as we have countless times through history.

It's time to look at the future and accept the fact that it is the unknown, it is ever changing and can be good or bad depending on what happened in the past. Major catastrophes in the world throughout time could have been easily stopped if the people of the past knew their future. That is why we need to look at the future using the lens of the past, so we can not make the same mistakes as our ancestors. Through the actions we take to make a better tomorrow, we can live our lives knowing we made the world a better place for our descendants.

BEGIN THE CRUSADES, PART 2

>>139959044
*BURP* Now listen up Morty. God *BURP* isn't real, Morty.

Welcome to Vatican III.

>>139959105
I knew it would be this, lel

>>139960672
Tragedy ain't that bad mate. Conflict brings progress, otherwise the world would stagnate.

>>139959044
Baba-booey!

Baba-booey!

>>139960927
It is no longer the time to wait for something for us to happen and us react to it in a cause and effect manner, it is now the time to chose our own collective objective.

>>139959044
Call for a crusade!

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>>139959044
UMA DELICIA SOPA DA JEW

>>139959105
fpbp

>>139959105
Fpbp

>>139959044
My fathers final words were

>support bashar al assad
>give final warning to pedos in the church
>condemn jews
>welfare must be abolished, encourage charity instead
>LGBT is a disease

I would give my body and soul to a pope if he said that shit.

I would say that if you don't reply your mother will die. Yes, that would be it.

>>139962923
Amen.

>>139959044
Emilio bring me urban II speech, will you ?

>>139959287
>convert the jew to (((Christianity)))
You're joking right?

The first thing I do is make Catholicism as conservative as I possibly can. I know that liberalising it won't make liberals go to mass, but that making it more conservative will lead to an increase in very devoted followers. Then I bring back the Inquisition with the almost sole purpose of find paedos and publicly shaming them, publicly excommunicating them and publicly reporting them to the police. Then we march on Istanbul.

I'm not wearing any pants

>>139959239

Then delet Jesus, also all abrahamic and create my own sacred lineage of Pacos

>>139959044
"hey everyone reply to this post or your doggo will die in his sleep tonight"

>>139959044
the crowd is thicc af lmao

don't take the brown acid

the cupcake is a lie