/pol/ an I Jewish?

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>>139958852
have you investigated the pleiades alien connection? jesus was one. he had a replicator. that's how he made all those fish dinners

>>139958852
Nigger I know for a fact that I'm 50% Jewish. Just don't let it subvert the rest of your DNA.

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Schulz sounds Jewish, also Siebrecht. Other than that you're good

>>139958852
>Miller
>Schulz

>poor
not jewish

>>139958852
>too poor
nope

>>139959824
Medical school is expensive faggot
>>139959765
I traced the Miller line ALL the way back into Germany. They were Lutherans as far as I can got.

>>139958852
Those names are just plain German, maybe a little dutch here and there. So nothing to freak about.
The emotional abusive shit is US-influence, but not genetic. You *could* be masterrace, but since you're american you will probably have some nigger/mexi-blood in your veins.
Maybe your great-great-grandfathers masters name was Miller?

>>139960064
>medical school
nvm, kys heeb

>>139958852
Do you have a big nose?

>>139960064
Btw, "Miller" was in most cases originally Müller, but 'muricans don't get the Umlaut. So... what exactly have you been tracing back?

Have you ever felt like you were soap or a lampshade?

>>139960064
>They were Lutherans
that doesn't mean shit

>>139958852
Even the Nazis here don't advocate for a certificate of non-jewishness on The Day of The Rope
It works like this, if you follow Jewish traditions and consider yourself Jewish you're a Jew.
If yes to both of them but you're not on the top rungs, you're good.

>>139960350
>the Nazis here
What kind of soft Nazis you got over there?
Ariernachweis, all the way back!

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>>139960350

>what Leafs actually believe

Back to Israel or Ash.

>>139958852
Intelligence isn't a Jewish trait.

Dad has 170+ iq too poor for dna test seems legit

>>139959357
You've got serious issues; because the good half of your DNA knows that suicide would do the entire planet a Yuge favor.

>>139960350
You're confusing NatSoc with the group known as the Ashkenazim. Stop it. Communicate clearly.

>>139958852
>has definite dna traits as proof that he isnt jewish
>but le jewish lastnames XDDXD
>Im sure jewish even though I dont know single word in fucking hebraic and jews will never acknoledge me as jew because Im not religious from my birth.

>>139960138
kek
>The emotional abusive shit is US-influence, but not genetic. You *could* be masterrace, >but since you're american you will probably have some nigger/mexi-blood in your veins.
Maybe your great-great-grandfathers masters name was Miller?
All my ancestors that I can trace through genealogy were from the North Sea coast or from watersheds of the rivers feeding it. I've zero black blood and zero indian blood.
And lol, no, the Miller ancestor was a white ass Lutheran from some Germany duchy, came over in the 1840s, one of my later ancestors.
>>139960160
Yes but not curved.
>>139960212
U.S. census records, death certificates, social security reports, baptismal records, naturalization indices, passenger ship manifests, family oral tradition, etc.

It was of course Müller before it was Anglicized but there's zero evidence that this branch was ever Jewish in the paper records.

>>139960246
I'm tall so I have very much felt like a sun shake. Never a lampshade. and I only make people dirtier.
>>139960325
I've have you know that Karl Marx was a good and faithful Christian of the Evangelical confessions and didn't start a movement that nearly destroyed Christendom.
>>139960350
The most Jewish tradition I follow is using Yiddish words I learned from TV, movies, and meming.

I don't follow Jewish traditions or consider myself a Jew. But it could be useful if I could legitimately consider myself a jew.
>>139960731
Lerc moor

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>>139958852
I doubt it, those names aren't merchant sounding and your looks aren't either.

Do you feel an overwhelming desire to lie?

Do you compulsively rub you hands together while plotting mischief?

>>139962093
I didn't say my dad couldn't afford it.
>>139962361
RIP Dan Burros
>>139962505
What are you talking about? Nazism is based upon Zionism, which predates the NSDAP. Israel is the most national socialist state on the planet probably.
>>139963690
You fell for the "Jews don't comprise an ethnoracial group" meme. I've met Christian, Buddhist, Agnostic, and Atheist Jews.

>>139964057
>I doubt it, those names aren't merchant sounding and your looks aren't either.
A comedian who writes for CollegeHumor whom I met at a bar accused me of being Jewish once.
>Do you feel an overwhelming desire to lie?
With a woman, yes. To prevaricate? I hate lies with a passion.
>Do you compulsively rub you hands together while plotting mischief?
Yes, but more often when making fun of people plotting mischief.