Heres what I would do if I was an all powerful god 1: Ban all

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2017-09-02 07:57:11 Post No. 139944789
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:57:11 Post No. 139944789 [Report]

Heres what I would do if I was an all powerful god

1: Ban all religion, all who disobey will put into reeducation
2: Ban all pangender agender and all that shit, gays and lesibians and trannies can stay and of coruse straight people can stay.
3: Make one super country that is seperated many small states that govern themselves within the agreed rules that are voted on by them all (Like switzerland)
Now that I achieved world peace lets make the world perfect
4: Make Lolis legal
5: Make trump king of Mexico
6: Make a small island nation in the shape of a Pepe
7: Make a vacuum that sucks up world pollution by feeding it feminists (3rd wave) and when they run out then other cunts would also work.

Anything that I should add?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:58:52 Post No.139944881
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:58:52 Post No.139944881 [Report]

>>139944789
sounds gay

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:00:35 Post No.139944976
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:00:35 Post No.139944976 [Report]

Or they can just kill off all the white people so they're no longer demoralising everyone else by existing.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:01:26 Post No.139945031
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:01:26 Post No.139945031 [Report]

>>139944789
>ban all religion
But by being a god wouldn't that mean you would need a religion to believe in you?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:03:48 Post No.139945149
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:03:48 Post No.139945149 [Report]

Fuck

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:04:57 Post No.139945206
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>>139944789
>if I was god
>doesn't mention eliminating all niggers, spics, and Jews in the first five minutes of being god

You sure are one fantasizing faggot

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:08:09 Post No.139945363
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:08:09 Post No.139945363 [Report]

>>139945031
Not if he's a real God whose existence can be attested by anyone.

Only fake gods need religions.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:10:23 Post No.139945503
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>>139944789
>Heres what I would do if I was an all powerful god
BUT YOU ARE NOT ARENT YOU
GET FUCKED STUPID HEATHEN

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:14:45 Post No.139945750
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:14:45 Post No.139945750 [Report]

>>139945363
>Not if he's a real God whose existence can be attested by anyone.

What is the fun in that ? i could just jump out of the window and yell catch me god and it would happen

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:18:52 Post No.139945963
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:18:52 Post No.139945963 [Report]

>>139945750
>god goes to Catch you while you're falling
>pulls his hand away last second while yelling "psych!"
>you fall to your death

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:31:48 Post No.139946623
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:31:48 Post No.139946623 [Report]

>>139944789
>Anything that I should add?
probably an education /v/irgin

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