AUS/POL/ - Based Hinch edition

>>139943992
Let's archive it
>http://abc net au/news/2017-09-01/sex-worker-attack-man-guilty-canberra/8864386
https://unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-09-01/sex-worker-attack-man-guilty-canberra/8864386
>http://abc net au/news/2017-09-02/derryn-hinch-constitutionally-cleared-not-going-to-high-court/8866480
https://archive.is/GMpHt
>http://abc net au/news/2017-09-02/winx-earns-19th-straight-win-in-chelmsford-stakes/8866700
https://unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-09-02/winx-earns-19th-straight-win-in-chelmsford-stakes/8866700

>>139944021
>https://unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-09-01/sex-worker-attack-man-guilty-canberra/8864386

But seriously, is it robbery or rape?

>>139944153

Also, how dumb do you have to be to rape a hooker, it's pretty easy to scrounge up some cash and I bet you could even get them to pretend that they were getting raped.

>>139943992

Where the fuck are all you cunts?

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>>139944342

Ease up cunt, I was doing the compass again.

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>>139943992
These fucking Somalis are the worst group of immigrants going. And there is some pretty stiff competition.

>political compass
>shows 3 (in words: three) whole parties

This is democracy with Australian attributes.
What a scam of a political system.

Saturday Night where are all my aus/pol/ friends?

Fucking normies.

>>139948616

So it shows 3 parties, with a teensy bit of common sense you could extrapolate your results and work out how you sit with the rest of the spectrum

>>139950632

I'm still here /b/rother

>>139950677
Don't defend it m8. It is shit.

>>139950720

Mate it touches on most of the most important issues, especially boat cunts

>>139944632

Looks like we are pretty close mate, good on ya cunt

>>139950822
The problem with that thing is it judges your answers compared to the official policy positions of a few parties. That is not the best way of getting to ideological and philosophical roots of views.

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>>139950632
>>139944342
For fuck's sake, get your panties out of your crack.
>ask people to do political compass
>wonder why they don't reply immediately
Stop being a faggot

Just made the mistake of buying a six pack from the grog shop at the train station. Jesus it's a fucking shit show on a Saturday night.

You've got to feel bad for general duties police. Their whole Saturday night is minding drunk adolescents and protecting them from lebs patrolling the area for easy prey. Spoke to a couple of young cops, maybe early 20s at the oldest, and they looked absolutely burnt out.

>>139951601
Most of the rest of their job is dealing with the dysfunctional domestic violence scene. Trying to work out who did what first in bogan homes.

>>139951244
This is exactly the issue.
However, the greater issue is that this test is all you need, because FPTP makes it so that no other parties can ever become relevant.

It's a broken system designed to let people get away with shit.

>>139951691
>Trying to work out who did what first in bogan homes.

Also middle class territory, like the hills district. Mortgage pressure, grog and a wife with two black eyes telling you she fell down the stairs.

I seriously wonder whether a grog ban like the one in the NT wouldn't be a good idea for six months in Sydney, just to give emergency services a holiday.

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Finally got my auscompass done.

>>139952020
Why would you deprive the masses their few comforts?

Forget the alcohol ban, just put an emergency response ban in place and let natural selection sort it out.

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meme'd

its clear that im a cuckservative

>>139952618
But what did you rate the leaders?

>>139952564
>just put an emergency response ban in place and let natural selection sort it out.

A lot of drunk 13 year old girls getting pack raped by arabs. Had to shoo off a few fully sicks this evening who were interesting in a vomiting blonde girl.

>>139952754
turnbull 8/10
shorten 6/10
di natale 5/10

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Wouldn't vote for any of them. Would probably kill myself if I had to live in Australia.

>>139952830
>Would probably kill myself if I had to live in Australia.

We're devastated not to have you.

>>139952769
Lesson learned.
Today's drunk roastie is tomorrow's gender studies student.
>stop protecting people from themselves.
>choices have to have consequences

>>139952828
>not rating them all 0
And you call yourself Australian.

>>139953093
Thanks, but I don't care

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>>139953140
You should kill yourself anyway.
You don't need to live here to do it.

>>139953119
>Today's drunk roastie is tomorrow's gender studies student.

I'm sure my interaction with them will come up, then. Told them to get their spewing idiot friend back into the station or they'd get pack raped by arabs. Told one of them that they were going to end up being spitroasted in lakemba before the night was out. They were not thrilled to hear this, but got a wiggle on pretty quickly after being duly informed.

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Australian politics is fucked.

Moved to England so my girlfriend could teach English to the fucking English and their politics is fucked too. Maybe Libertarians have it right, politicians fuck off and we sort things out ourselves

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>>139943992
I hope you faggots listed 4chan.org/pol/ as your primary news source.

>>139953422
>13 year old drunk girls
>listened to authority
I'm sure your lecture has made all the difference in their lives, that one night of horrifying experience could never do.

>>139953603

nah mate, pornhub.com. Get my updates from the naked news.

>>139953603
>listed 4chan.org/pol/ as your primary news source.

Nah I went for the meme source of brietbart

>>139953672
>I'm sure your lecture has made all the difference in their lives

Bugger all I'd imagine. I just barked at them until they went and sat in a well lit area. I'm sure the only recognition I'd get is in their bachelors of gender studies I might get a mention for my bigoted attitudes.

But, they were about to end up in a skaff brothers incident. I fancy you'd have done likewise, beyond the misanthrope rhetoric.

>>139953140
Enough to complete a fucking aussie political compass apparently

>>139953852
I probably would have. Goddamn western moral instinct to protect young girls, even from themselves.

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deport all foreigners

>>139952830
Never come here germanon.

We don't need more communists.

>>139953678
I bet you did.
>>139953731
Well go fix it asap.

Set religion as esoteric kekism?

>>139954039

South Australia is running short on creepy serial killers, so they could do with an infusion of Bavarians.

>>139954308
I'm sure that's what the whole wind power thing is about.
If they make the state permanently dark the serial killers will come back.

>>139954308
>implying pure Bavarians exist after the rape of berlin

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Where would Bernardi's party stand, what do you reckon bros?

>>139953422
>They were not thrilled to hear this, but got a wiggle on pretty quickly after being duly informed.
why did you not detain them? why are you not able to get the parents for child abuse/neglect?

>>139954565
nah mate, that's just because the power grid itself has lost it's job

Some real low rate state vs state banter tonight. Only marginally better than muh sports team banter.

>>139954577

I'd be willing to bet Russian admixture only makes them more likely to go full Fritzl.

They're practically Super Milats.

>>139952020
>I seriously wonder whether a grog ban like the one in the NT wouldn't be a good idea for six months
I'm pretty supportive of whacking the brewers, licenced retailers and licenced venues with huge taxes to pay for all the mess caused by fuckheads on the piss.

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No degenerates, cunts

>>139954620

Probably about 1cm lower and 2cm farther to the right. Basically a socially conservative, borderline economic libertarian from my understanding

>>139954665
>why did you not detain them?

Because I am not a cop? Actual cops were on scene anyhow and glumly set off to both monitor said lebs and babysit the girls. I'm sure the parents were in for a tongue lashing.

>>139954854
oh. i misread, i thought you were a cop.

>>139954834
mate what the fuck are you doing, why are you us

>>139954739
Will they squat in the corner if i give them grog?

How come I didn't get the grid in my results?

>>139955431
Scroll down mate?
They ask you a bunch of policy questions first as well.

thinking about starting a /pol/ news site focussing on the anglosphere. Aus doesn't have much and doing a global approach might be of interest to international readers

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>>139955732

thoughts on XYZ news?

Moses is bretty gud, room for improvement though

GL on your site anon

>>139955732
Sounds like a good idea. There's certainly an audience for it because /pol/ news network was followed by everyone up to Trump's son.

How do you plan on managing it?

>>139955842
Pretty decent, good blend of comedy, editorial content and news. Gathers a lotvof strands too. Not sure I'd want to reveal my power level as much as they regularly do though

>>139951601
Where are you? I live on the North Shore and its dead quiet as its 90% millionaire boomers

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>>139955842
It's OK, I'm glad it's there.

>>139951691
You shut your trendy hipster mouth about bogans, poof. Anyone who countersignals bogans is a shitcunt in my book.

>>139955842
yeah xyz is breddy gud for mainstream right/altright crossover

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Wow this thread is dead. Where all my /neetlife/ bros? (ignore flag im on vpn)

>>139958686
fucking aus/pol fags - they actually have a life.
Cunts.

>>139958686
We are basically African m8. We've been lied to that we're first world. We're Poland with Chinese, son.

>>139958686
>sicko
you mean sick cunt you gay poof dog head

>>139958686
>tfw walking barefoot on some grass today and got bindies

Call an election NOW I am ready to vote!


ALP or LNP will not get majority government for a LONG LONG time.

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>>139960604
>tfw you put the greens dead last

>>139960865
Its clear the Greens are on their way out....and Ausconservatives,One Nation, and others are on the way in.

People are waking up to Marxist evil

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>>139960865
>the Greens
>not the Socialist Alliance
Greens do go second last.

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>>139960865
noice

>>139947948
Just what the fuck has happened to Australia in the last 5 years? Before I left there weren't any fucking Africans, now I keep hearing about Somali gangs about the place. What did you cunts do to the place? Why are there Africans in Australia?

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>>139962471
Mиpныe aбpикocы пoнaeхaли.

>>139962363
>>139961882
>>139961252
>>139962702
oh fuck cunts
before you could google "trans" and you'd get the google translation tool
now you just get a bunch of tranny propaganda, so you have to type "translate" in full

Hinch based? He came to power as a result of the protest vote and promised to name pedos with parliamentary privilege, since his lukewarm commencement speech he has not named one. He is also the biggest opponent of Pauline Hanson and Bernardi. Total cuck like the OP, sad

>>139943992
Fuck Hinch, his attacks on pedos go too far.
Makes me think he is a closet Pedo just liek the other news reporters who got caught

>>139964539
>attack pedos
>go too far

He hasn't attacked a single pedo since he came to power and gave the lame speech where he named 2 of them. No sex offenders registry, no sterilisation for pedos, no mandatory sentences, he hasn't named any more, and he's roaringly silent on the safe schools debate. Hard to tell if he's one himself, or just a big lazy self propelled stomach who's in for the job security and gibs.

>>139965032
>Hard to tell if he's one himself
didn't he get caught fucking a 14 year old?

>>139965169
Sauce?

>>139961882
>Greens do go second last.
Socialist alliance should go second last, outside of Newtown and Melbourne they'll never get enough of the protest vote to be a problem. 1. Aus Conservatives 2. One Nation 3. LDP 4. Any religious of single issue parties 5. Liberals 6. Labor 7. Socialists 8. Greens

>>139965249
In his 2004 book, The Fall and Rise of Derryn Hinch, and in a radio editorial in March 2005, Hinch admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old female when he was in his early thirties, although he stated he "thought she was about 25". Following his on-air admission, Herald Sun journalist Andrew Bolt called for his prosecution

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>>139943992
thought i was further right

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noighty noight

>>139943992
When will we know the results of the gay vote?

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>>139943992
https://votecompass.abc.net.au/results/?s=40ceff48bc85d6dc62d63926e9ecf93cad85e1431504362303

Hmmm.
What on earth am I???
I don't know much an all the leaders and political parties...
Can someone enlighten me?

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>>139969312
we are rooting for you aussie bros, don't dissapoint us btw

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>>139969402

>>139952180
>>139968083
>>139954795
>>139957070

G'day anons.
When do we take control of the gov and fix it?

>>139969399

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmBUiKfPBTU
Lol he has not changed (yes I know satire)

>>139970022
infiltrating the coalition, take over and return it to the right.

also, hang leftists

>>139970678
Can we get rid of useless laws and taxes and hand the power over to the states?

I want more freedom.
Better self defense and firearm laws.

What do you think about putting everyone who's capable and is on the dole to work?

>>139970858
>Can we get rid of useless laws and taxes and hand the power over to the states?
>I want more freedom.
>Better self defense and firearm laws.

pretty much guaranteed. Dole bludgers should work, even if it's cleaning graffiti or rubbish off the roads. Eliminating our runaway immigration numbers would help reduce our unemployment rate over time, or at least not make it so bad.

>>139972134
we should start giving drug dealers the duterte treatment

>>139944021
Based Norbot.

>>139944021
>>>global/rules/14

>>139944021
>>>/global/rules/14

>>139951601
I've noticed a lot more cops in my city, especially near the train stations. I think there's a lot of shady business here, but I'm clueless of what happens outside my suburb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6aKnRnBxM