Neo-liberal poz marketing signalarity death spiral

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>>139941958
>africa scented axe
Does it smell like jenkem?

>>139941958
Will it make me see my dead grandmother?

>>139942109
Please tell me that's not a really thing niggers do?

>>139941958
Smells like rape, murder, and dysfunctional government

>>139942109
Maybe it IS jenkem?

>>139942312
Hello newfriend. Time for some light reading.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jenkem

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>>139942312
Would you like me to lie to you?

>>139941958
Cocoa butter and ass sweat.

>>139941958

I use Lynx (british version of same product) Africa shower gel... A-a-a-am I degenerate /pol/ kun?

>chicks like Africans
>Smell like Africa

What could be wrong with this?

>>139941958
Yer mum could smell it last night m8, wahey

Is axe the american version of lynx? The Africa scent has been out for fucking years.

>>139941958
I bought some. It makes me smell like a Kang

>>139941958
Nobody has positive accociations with Africa, but nobody at the marketing meetings wanted to bring that up, for fear of being called racist. Don Draper would have shot this down in under a second.

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>>139942556
Lynx Excite is the patricians choice

>>139941958
Yeah I smelled that at Walmart, was in to grab razors and shampoo with the gf and had to smell it.
Spoiler: it smells like shit, like every other axe product.

It smells okay for Lynx

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>>139942312
oh young green anon, learn the wonders of africa, hell maybe adopt one of your own XDDDDD

>>139942588

Yeah it's the same product.

the /pol/ish idiots want to read SJWisms in to everything.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFr8RgAxMeA
supreme gangster shit

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>>139942710
shitskin worm detected

Anyone remember Oriental axe? That deodorant was the shit.

>>139941958
It will fail because blacks don't care how they smell.

>>139942109
>jenkem
holy fuck. I forgot that completely. thanks for reminding :|

>>139941958

what are you talking about Africa has been around for like 15 years

>>139942588
Linx is degenerate. Radox body wash, roll on deodorant and some nice aftershave if you want to wet some panties.

Imagine having to swat flies all day long. They should market it as a cheap way to burn calories to burgers.

>>139942884

>roll on

Hey bro, let me use your deoderant
>cheeto's arm pits

disgusting. GTFO my /pol/

>>139942710
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2012/mar/05/brief-history-of-lynx
"A smell of Lynx Africa and I'm in a classoom circa 1996 where a mischevious young chap is enthusiastically spraying the stuff whilst holding a strategically placed lighter. Ah, the memories."
>1996
I used to get this shit every Christmas from my aunt when I was young.

>>139943014
Please archive https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2012/mar/05/brief-history-of-lynx

>>139942669
Where's the feminine penis?

>>139941958
https://youtu.be/4swmX5Og8ts

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>>139942884
no you dumb faggot. are you 12? you apply unscented deodorant and then an actual cologne.

here are some of the best mass pleasers for men:

Dior Sauvage
Paco Rabanne 1 Million
Versace Dylan Blue
Creed Aventus
Paco Rabanne Invictus
Bleu de Chanel
Versace Eros
Eau D'Issey

cant believe im recommending those pleb frags but it's always better than axe garbage and scented deodorant nd body wash.

>>139943472
Nobody asked for your recommendations you fedora tipping faggot

>>139944202
they're not MY recommendations you fucking faggot they're widely regarded as being the best pleb garbage mass-pleasers but go ahead go smell like a fuckiing 14 years old teenager with your shitty ass body gel and after shave dont call me a fedora tipping faggot if youre the one who smells like one

>>139943084
Theres a bulge

>>139942793
Look how far collectivism has gotten their civilization

Tom Hanks just died :(

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>>139941958
What a wretched product line. The stink of poverty. This product is made by the same pharma companies that make household cleaning products, and contain most of the same chemicals. All Axe products (Linx in the UK) smell like lemon Cif/Jiff. If you want to smell like a kitchen work surface that your mom just wiped, then use this, poorfags.
Instead, I anoint myself with a carefully selected blend of Frankincense, Opoponax, and Sandalwood. If it's good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.