BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open] [Open]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
Not quite Robert hours yet... but never too soon to be /comfy/
Currently about 8:30 in Chicago
>suspicious person on property
>car crash
>black hoodie, blue jeans
>MALE BLACK
Evening, Roberts.
>shots fired
>male black
>mother took a bottle of pills
>he overdosed intentionally, he told his family
>three males drinking outside a building
the only one that givea a fuck about a fukken police scanner is another policemen...you bastards are worthless assholes
>male beaner with a gun
>>139918283
>trying this hard to bait people
>>139918283
fuck off nigger
>7-8 drunk people, hispanics and blacks, getting ready to fight eachother
>male black on the viaduct shooting at cars
>male black with a black hoodie
>male black with hoodie and a Hispanic shooting a vehicle
>parking lot
>female passed out
>>139919693
>only 9
>already passed out in the parking lot
Lush.
>>139919876
Kek
>Leo is tired of the woman
>he sounds drunk
>male black hurting female
>>139916424
Stay safe Roberts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
>black males on top of the roof
>shots fired
>>139918283
Fuck you. I've been listening to the 763 feed before I knew pol did.
>possible "kidnapping"
>doesn't know the surname of her baby daddies mother
>four male blacks wearing hoodies damaging car with baseball bats
GTA: San Andreas
>>139916424
Reporting in Roberts. I'm in the thick of it right now, south side on a cargo ship in the calumet river. Beaners on one side and apes on the other.
>inb4 leaf flag I'm in VSAT interweb
>domestic attack
>male Asian sexually harassing female on campus bus
Found the Virginia Tech shooter
>black men flashing guns
>alleyway mentioned
>wearing hoodies
>car accident
>even the man that crashed the car is black
>intoxicated male, seemingly about ready to fall asleep
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>three male blacks and a female black fighting in the street
Does Robert know this thread exists?
>male black pulling his pants down
>it's nothing but blood
>the offender's blood
How many shots fired?
>>139922281
proofs?
>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>husband passed out from heroin
Eh, whacha gonna do?
It's heating up, Robert.
>>139926444
point for the trips
Dammit Zone 10, check your keys.
'evening roberts
>>139926392
>implying Robert has no integrity.
I think that was the right tripfaggotry. Been out of town a few months. What have I missed?
>>139928433
clap clap clap
I like this Zone 10 dispatch guy. He doesn't fuck around.
yeaaaaaaah get that overtime Adam
This is my first time in the thread - I see these up all the time. Got the retrowave up for max ambiance. This is a new level of comfy. Also - is Robert part of the alphabet radio thing? Live V for Victor, etc.? Complete newfag to robert culture and cpd in general
>>139930296
Yup. Robert's the callsign for night shift patrol cars.
>>139930296
take this!
>>139930474
>>139930649
Thanks. May the eternal black suspect be stopped safely
>latisha wants to talk to the police
>her 15 year old daughter is cursing at her
>two 12-15 year olds breaking into the security van behind the school
>they're starting it up now
>six car accident on the Eisenhower