ITS HAPPENING

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Pffft. Whatever.

>>139910918
fake news and even if it does blow up who cares it probably wont kill me ill get evacuated and drink some sort of special water with minerals and fucking thc or some shit in it because future man

>>139910918
I still need to hit level 60 on my mage in WoW
So no it fucking isn't

I live 2 miles from Yellowstone. How fucked am I?

>>139911084
its code green right now and the park rangers think you guys are all making a big deal out of nothing

>>139911228
not at all

>>139911087
Max level is 110. What is the point of only leveling to 60?

How do we make it blow?

>>139911339
Thank god. Moved here 4 years ago because the land was so cheap and the house was fucking bomb for the price

People have been shitting themselves about yellowstone for decades, it's not happening and even if it was, we'd all die anyway.

>>139911376
It's 110 now? Jeeze. Why won't they make an official vanilla, do they not want to make money?

>>139911473
We gotta stick our dicks in the rock holes at the same time, then it'll blow HARD

>>139911491
>the land was so cheap and the house was fucking bomb for the price
Bazinga.

>>139911584
They do have sort of a vanilla called the Elysium project that's very popular, which is why the level cap is only 60 there. If you want to relive vanilla I suggest you try it.
https://elysium-project.org

>>139910918
Good I hope the we all die. You fags deserve death.

Yellowstone just flew over my bed!!

>>139911740
oh shit. thanks man, I'm gonna hit the gym and come home and play the shit out of this.

>>139911971
No problem senpai

>>139911376
>playing retail wow
kys

>>139911883
We would have a nuclear winter type event...for a long time...would most likely suck...

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>>139910918
Can confirm just saw the fish leaving the lakes

>>139910918
VOLCANO LITERALLY FLEW PAST MY WINDOW

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>>139910918
>2,300 tremors

>>139912564
Sure, does the U.K. even have tornados?

>>139911228
Buy marshmallows.

>>139912564
pics or it didn't happen

FEAR SELLS CLICKS

>>139911228
You live on earth so you're fucked, the ashes will block the sun and there will be a fuckton of co2

>>139911084
everybody will be dead moron it will literally create a new ice age, everybody will be suffocating on concrete ash, 30 years of acid rain

>>139910918
Fucking summerfags. Every fucking summer this comes up in some form. Kys

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>it will never happen

>>139913348
>everybody
only burgers and leafs ;)

>>139913402
I want to FUCK Huma and humiliate her on live tv

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>>139913584
Sorry, white males only.

>>139912611
That was a really great movie

Larping thread. Sage

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>>139913635
>This is "white" in the US

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>>139911584
>hacktivsion
>caring what gamers want
Oh am laffin ecks dee

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>>139910918
>[
>NASA WARNED TO BACK OFF DRILLING PLANS

WHAT WAS NASA PLANNING WITH THE VOLCANO???

>>139911272
The rangers are as good as dead

>>139914852
To literally frack it to release heat and pressure slowly

>>139912611
>TFW i watched the whenever i caught them on TV, which ended up being 3rd, then 2nd, then 1st

>>139914852
they wanted to (are?) drill into it to reduce pressures inside the volcano. Seems like a great way to fuck shit up.

OH HOLY SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>139914852
Youre late.. they want to drill into to ease pressure and generate some electricity to cover some of the costs of the plan.. theyre gonna blow it up by (((accident)))

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>>139911612
>tfw it was totally worth it

>>139911228
Less so than others
You won't notice a thing

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>1 in 730,000 chance of erupting

Stop posting this shitty clickbait

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>>139911228
You better leave now just to be safe.

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>>139910918
SAFE

I honestly hope for something as cataclysmic as this. Would be nice to have everyone I know including myself all die at the same moment and not have to be sad about it.

>>139915738
>1 in 730,000 chance of erupting
So, lets put that into perspective. 1 in 730k. Lets quantify that as years. 1 year, out of 730,000 years.

Yup, overdue for a big bada boom any day now.

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>>139916121

>tfw /Portland/

>>139911491
He's joking. You will die from the pyroclastic flow. Think Pompeii x100. Good luck anon

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>>139916225

>>139916121
Die from ash cloud right across USA

Die from Hurricanes in Gulf of Mexico from the south

KEK

Nearly as bad as the spoiders and sneks in Australia

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>>139916234
>tfw in Washington Co.
Stockpile IPAs and your dildos multnomah co. fag

>>139916121
Hmph, a millimeter shouldn't be too bad.

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>>139916285

>>139910918
The real solution to "global warming"

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>>139914947
You're right. A group of Geologists were killed while actively surveying Mt. Saint Helens when it blew. They had reported the equivalent of "fake and gay" a month earlier when the news reported on increased tremor swarms.
Pic related to the hubris of man. Mt. St. Helen's instant transformation.

>>139913402

What's the story on this pic?

>>139910918
>Australian posting

Ah yes, the Origianl Poo in the Loo and Leaf.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I believe you cucks about anything.

>>139916594
>geologists wake up from dead for an instant to post on /pol/
>post reads: "wow, a fucking nothingburger"

>>139912129
What's ur username / server / character? I need friends :( if u don't wanna tell me it's ok

>>139916674
How's the Caliphate treating you?

>>139916594
uh everybody knew mt st helens was going to blow they studied it for months up the eruption

>>139916121
The region with the most whites die instantly.

>Inb4 28% meme

>>139912399
You play on Elyisium? Seems like half the server is /pol/

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>>139914852
Drill into it and blow it up, like in that movie. Wait, that was off earth.. abort. ABORT.

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>>139911228
If you believe in all the September 23rd LARPing you might want to take a weekend vacation to the other side of the country just to be safe. If you don't, some tremors every once in a while near an active geyser are probably nothing to worry about.
Depends on whether or not you took your schizo pills today, I guess. I, for one, welcome our new rulers from the underworld.

>>139911473
tell them there's tons of shale deposits in the magma chamber

>>139915738
Why do americans always say "chance"? It's not a "chance" that you will get hit by a car if you run past a red light, it's not a "chance" that you'll die if you do something risky, it's not a "chance" that Yellowstone will erupt and kill everybody, it's a.. say it with me: RISK.

A chance is something neutral or positive, a risk is something negative.

>>139917140
KEK

>>139916121
Nobody is safe. It's not about the initial explosion, it's about the aftermath. The ash fucking with our crops, the economy getting nuked, the mass diaspora of refugees fleeing to other states. We're talking the crisis of the millennium here.

>>139911011
>fpbp

DEAD FUCKS! HOT CORPSE!

I want to sew myself up inside the hollowed out skin of a corpse with my cock poking out the vagina inside-out. I will grab the labia and beat off with them from inside, and walk out in front of a slow moving car right as I am cumming.

The car will hit me and the flesh suit will keep me from dying but all they see is the mangled flesh suit and they freak out and kill themselves. Oh man what a hoot. I'd fuck them too and empty my seed in their exhaust pipe.

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>>139917340
"oh look they nearly missed"

>>139911228
Dead.

>>139917340
If, say, 50% of the outcome of the risk is positive; ie bad thing didn't happen - Then there's a chance you'll be ok while taking a risk. There's a chance I'll roll a 7 or a snake eyes. There's a chance an Islamic Normalist will blow me the fuck up at a movies theater.

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>>139910918

Fenris Wolf has grown restless. Soon his bonds will be broken and Ragnarok will begin. You have forsaken the Gods, this time they will not save you.

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>>139916594
Yellowstone would be glorious.

Imagine if the North Koreans snuck some operatives into the US to rig it with explosives.

How will CNN blame this on climate change?

6 o'clock in the morning
And I'm the last person in this plane still awake
Why I know I can almost smell the blood Washing against the shores,
Of this land that can't forget its past
Oh the wind that carries this plane, is the wind of change,
Heaven sent and hell bent
Over the mountain tops we go, just like all the other GI Joes

This is your captain calling
"with an urgent warning"
We're above the Gulf of Arabia
"our altitude is falling"
And I can't hold her up
"there's no time for thinking"
All hands on deck
"this bird is sinking"

Across the beaches and cranes, rivers and trains
All the money I've made, bodies I've maimed
Time was when I seemed to know,
Just like any other GI Joe
Should I cry like a baby, or die like a man
While all the planets like wars start joining hands
Oh what a heaven- what a hell!!
Why know there's nothing can be done in the whole wide world.
I don't know what's wrong or right,
I'm just a regular guy, with bottled up insides,
I ain't ever been to church or believed in
Jesus Christ
But I'm praying that God's with you when you die

This is your captain calling
"with an urgent warning"
We're above the Gulf of Arabia
"our altitude is falling"
And I can't hold her up
"there's no time for thinking"
All hands on deck
"this bird is sinking"

>>139917340
Learn english mohammed.

>>139917340
Risk and chance are two separate sides of the same coin. When the Chance outcome (bad thing no happen) we use chance. When the risk is greater (muh life just got fucked), we use the risk.

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>>139917340
there's a 95% chance this is bait

>>139913218
We need to carbon tax the volcano. Problem solved.

>>139913102
>>139913102
>>139913102
It's true, you got three!

>>139916950
>Everyone knew it was gonna bliw
>Best foitage is from an Everyonethatknew that was killed by the blast
Um, no sweety

>>139913540
>not knowing about trade winds
lol

>>139917560
I guess everyone has goals. #hotpockets

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>>139917575

Every schizo here freaks out about yellowstone at least once a week. "Hurr guys this is the one. We are actually fuck this time, not like the last 12 months though!"

>>139917643
>>139918075
>Of all these terms, risk is the only one whose definition makes it inherently negative. For example, you could speak of the chance, chances, odds, likelihood, possibility, or probability of wining the lottery, but you’d never speak of the risk of winning. As Merriam-Webster puts it, risk is “the possibility that something bad or unpleasant (such as an injury or a loss) will happen.”
(If you want to read more, it elaborates but it's not really needed to get the point there) http://www.healthandcommunications.com/blog/2016/2/10/risk-versus-chance-what-are-the-odds

I can see some of you thinking it's a 1:730k chance, but it's really a risk. The other outcome is what you're already experiencing, until you aren't. It's not a coin toss, it's a an ongoing event that WILL eventually get to the risk. There's no way to avoid that outcome. The only question is when - which is why it's a risk.

What's the chance of it blowing up when NASA carelessly drills into it because they're afraid of Mr Battery Boy surpassing them in importance of both funding and research? What's the risk? Do you want to die? Chance. Do you not want to die? Risk.

>>139918024
You first, Trayvon.

>>139918107
I mostly only do that for SWEDEN YES-replies. But then again, the flag does make burgers come out of the woodwork whatever you post, so it is useful in that regard.

>>139911228
Surely better than others... You will die in an heartbeat while we will have to live through economic collapse and fall of society, ultimately leading to the death of man

>>139911011
Fpbp

>>139920424
>What's the risk? Do you want to die? Chance. Do you not want to die? Risk.

What?

>>139911376
Twink

>>139911011
>11011
THOTH ARRIVES

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>>139917340
There's a "chance" your mom's getting gangfucked by mosqueful of muzzies.

>>139911228

Your family won't have to pay to have you cremated if it goes.

>>139911228
I'm sure you'll walk it off. Maybe put some 'tussin on it.

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>tfw in the obliteration zone

Enjoy your ashy, cinder-filled, choking doom faggots.

>>139921356
Just read the greentext, or article arguing it. It's not a "chance" for something negative to happen, it's a risk. There's a chance you might win on a scratch ticket, but there's a risk that a nigger will steal it if he notices your win. You wouldn't say that there's a risk that you might win, and a chance that the nigger might steal it.

"Chance" is just a very lazy way of describing odds in most cases, it's a fundamental misunderstanding of what it implies for the desired outcome. If the odds are 1:730k, that's the risk of the event. However "the chance" of it happening could be low. The original quote dealt with exact odds, though, in which case it's a risk because it's dealing with the negative outcome.

>>139921741
Did your girlfriend see her on the way out of the building, or was it your sister? I'd assume your mom, but I don't think they're allowed to touch pork.

>>139922489
A massochist's dream.

I'm not even going to try to run I'm just going to masturbate so everyone else in the planet dies from cum stained ash.

>>139923048
Is there a leaf under that Pirate flag, perhaps?

>>139922507
>It's not a "chance" for something negative to happen, it's a risk.

Oh, yes you're right.

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>>139910918
Oooooooooh weeeeee

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>>139910918
The biggest anus of planet is about to blow. All that gas has to come out some day, if not today, then in 1 month, who knows. I can't imagine how it is living there and waking up being scared. This has now been predicted for a very long time and everybody says it's going to happen.

>>139911011
t. Styx

>>139922507
>It's not a "chance" for something negative to happen, it's a risk.

But what if you're feeling edgy and don't consider the eruption of Yellowstone something negative? you're just wrong?

>>139920424
I don't care how you try and explain it. I was just answering your question as best I could on why us burgers use the term chance vs risk. It just depends on which one is greater. Usually, the chance is greater than the risk. That's why. Jeebus Cripmas.

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>This thread again
Yellowstone isn't going to explode in a super eruption. The caldera is just a seismically active as other volcanic areas like Clear Lake or Long Valley in CA and there's no danger of eruptions there. The most likely eruption type for Yellowstone is lava flows and those won't travel far from the caldera.

https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/hazard_summary.html
^Worth a read.

>>139922507
That's why burgers say "there's a chance I'll get pepper balled in the nut's, but it's a risk I'm willing to take."

>>139923812
>It just depends on which one is greater.

Oh yeah, in that case there's a slim chance you'll win the lotto and also to get hit by lighting twice, so yeah in that case it could be good or bad.

>>139911228
You'll be dead in an instant, it'll be a quick, painless death. Consider yourself lucky, you won't have to struggle through the starvation and looting that comes next.

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>>139914377
Are you sure that's not a vulture?

>>139924162
Bueno kek

>>139923528
>The biggest anus of the planet
What are you talking about? Somalia is in no danger of blowing up much to my disappointment.

>>139924232
Holy shit. You just win the thread.....

>>139924197
B-but thats the fun part....

>>139916594
Surely nothing like that will happen with Yellowstone. It's getting pretty late and I'm getting pretty sleepy, let's go to sleep

>>139910918

I'll fucking kill you.

>>139924197
Chance is simply an informal term for probability for bongs and burgers......

Oops, that wasn't meant for (you)

>>139910918

damn legit

http://www.newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-largest-recorded-658318

>>139925589
Archive or screenshot please
https://unvis.it/newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-largest-recorded-658318

>>139925618
If there's an argument for a god. It's you kek

>>139923653
No, it can be a chance if that's a positive outcome. It generally wouldn't be considered one, however.

>>139923812
The website quote explained it pretty well, as did the post.

"Not choking to death on ashes" isn't a chance, yet that is what is occuring. The risk here is "choking to death on ashes". Currently, you are "not choking to death on ashes", however the risk is that you will at some point, and that risk is 1:730k per unit of whatever time it is over. Follow?

>>139923939
>1 in 730,000 chance of erupting
Those are odds of something bad happening, in this case it's describing a risk. It's not really a "rule" I'm trying to enforce here, it's just a general complaint.

What you described is a different situation altogether. It doesn't deal with direct odds. If you were describing a 1:10 risk of getting "pepper balled in the nut's", would you say "chance"? You'd say risk. A chance implies a hopeful occurance of getting "pepper balled in the nut's". The 1:730k specifically describes the event of the caldera exploding, hence a risk. Anyway, I need to go.

>>139926546
Yeah but see this >>139924162

>>139910918
WTF does NASA have to do with calderas anyways?

Nirgends ein Grab, niemal der Tod
Dies des Verdammnis Schreckgebot

>>139917014
Elysium is a pol colony

>>139930811
elysium is shit

>>139911228
Currently? Not
If it ever explodes? VANCOUVER THIS IS IT tier.

>>139916121
>1mm of ash on everything from across the nation
fug :DDD

>>139928076
>WTF does NASA have to do with calderas anyways?
Satellites measurements and photos n sheeeit

>>139911554
I would laugh if it does erupt but isnt even that big

>>139921950
Nice

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>>139921950
>When the pyroclastic flow hits just right

>>139916121
Poor Mormons.

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STAY SAFE LADS

>U.S. refugees in working shape become new migrants to Europe with their wives and kids if they have them
>they actually get the surplus german jobs
>economy becomes most powerful in world
>rest of workers left out of 100% employment join social program to prepare infrastructure for Yellowstone explosion
>don't let Africa know until last second >put live cams all around populated centers of the continent
>watch billion casualty genocide from comfort of your underground apartment
>society is turned into giant NatSoc university and training center for different professions
>overmans created
>conquer galaxy

>>139910918
Good, get rid of libtard northwest coast

>>139932951
Good luck Yellowstone chan

>>139911011
Binary kek.

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>>139913402
>tfw she will never crush your balls

>>139922507
chance doesn't have to be positive you moron

>>139910918
Thanks Trump

Living literally on the other side of the planet. How unfucked am i?

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>>139910918
There's nothing I can do to stop it and there's no way to avoid dying in case it blows.
Either way it's out of my control, so why worry about it?

>>139913402
DELICIA

>>139910918
>1 post by this ID
what are they trying to slide here?

the volcano will erupt

>>139936440
hello bud

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It blows on the 22nd. Check em'.

>>139936903
One and only re roll.

>>139936903
>>139936927
Okay, I'm out.

>>139910918
biggest quake on record up from the quake that was .1 lower last year. OVER 2300 EARTHQUAKES THIS YEAR UP 100 MORE THAN THE AVERAGE OF 2200/YEAR FUCK MY ASS ITS THE END OF THE WORLD I CANT WAIT TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL WITH ALL MY OTHER 16 YEAR OLD FAGGOT CHILDREN PEERS WE LOVE POL LOL OMG

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>>139916674
TOP KEK. EURO FAG SPEAKS.

>>139936273
just a couple years of worldwide famine and shit because the smoke from the vulcano will cover most of the globe so very little sunlight gets through
some 3rd world countries will probably dissolve in all the chaos
nothing to worry about if you've made it through the past 100 years in russia

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>>139917070
Nono, it was like that other movie!