This archaic standard needs to stop /pol/

>>139904044

All I ask is a kind heart for children, a true faith in Jesus Christ, and simple domestic skills. Oh, and roughly average looks.

>>139904044
>follow that logic a woman should ask for similar traits on a male for example being able to hunt, kill and
>slaughter a boar, build a house, fight and defeat with your barehands your future father in law, etc.

Yeah, I can, now go fuck a fence post you fucking faggot.

>I'm a human being who can take care of himself by cooking, cleaning and not being a human parasite
vs
>I'm a human parasite unable to sustain myself without a host who takes care of all my needs.

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>>139904044
Women are useless.

We only ask for basic shit.

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i can cook for myself. just need her uterus. don't even want the sass that comes with it.

You should have those characteristics as a man. Stop being a pussy.

>>139904044
>shilling with the kekistani flag
this is why we shouldn't have brought back custom flags.

Actually yes

I've built many

>>139904044
>tfw I have literally built a house

>>139904044
No, fuck you.

>>139904520
Yep same. Can do those things.

My woman cooks.

Here's the secret for all you introverted fat shut-ins.

BE the man. Don't tell her your expectations or what you want from her. Be preeminent. You make the plans, you take the action, you make the decisions, you have the answers. Be the do-er, the agenda setter. Women, in reaction to this, naturally position themselves in the traditional female role. They will defer to you on most things as a reaction and take enjoyment from making you happy.

There's nothing "alpha" or any of that bullshit about it. You just be the man and she will happily be the woman, despite her so-called personal feelings about gender roles.

>>139904044
>renovating old farm house from 1780
>clearing fields of multiflora rose bushes
>my wife bitches about cooking when I've been doing work on the weekend while she's went to the mall with her sister/friends

Women suck

>>139904044

Women dont know how to cook any more because theyre mostly lazy and plebian in an age where cookery has become a co-opted art of modern snobbery.

Cookery isnt really about eating anymore. Processed, microwaveables and fast food has filled the vacuum.

>>139904044
I actually have helped build a number of houses and structures, yes.

>>139904044
>designing and building a house with plumbing, heating, insulation, electricity, and all the modern amenities we enjoy
>cutting up some food and heating it for 20 minutes
Yup, pretty much the same thing.

And yes, quite a few men can build a house.

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>>139904044
>cooking skills being an attractive trait
I don't see why this is so controversial. You see women have been on this feminist binge for 30 years. They still haven't figured things out for themselves and instead mostly end up acting like guys. Men are the only example that women have to follow. Some women say that men are only interesting in "one thing." Well what else do they have for us to be interested in? By honing their male-pantomime skills for the last few decades they've lost what made them special. They've lost all characteristics besides that "one thing" that have traditionally attracted men to women.

And they blame men for it.

>>139906216
Step one done. Go hunting and learn to process game. Better yourself through reading significant European literature like Machiavelli's "the prince" and Friedrich the Great's "Anti-Machiavelli" and complete the look.

>>139904044
Anyone, male or female, who does not know how to cook should be ashamed.

>>139904044
To answer: No I can't but I sure wish you knew enough carpentry/masonry to be able to.

>>139904520
Grandpa taught me to hunt small game when I was 12 or so. My dad taught me basic masonry, and while I can't guarantee I can make it safe, I can at least make it livable.
I don't want my woman to be a chef, but to cook, same way I am not expected to be a master architect, but a guy with two hands and basic skills.
Seriously, the only thing I need is one of those courses for home electricians, as I fucking suck at electrical systems.

>>139904044
Yes I can. I have worked construction and I had an actual dad to raise me.

I'm going to tie myself down to a single woman for the rest of my life, I'm sure as fuck not going to do it with a woman who's had multiple other guys cum inside her, and definitely not going to marry a woman who can't cook and raise kids.

>>139904044
>can you build a house?
Actually, I can. I'd never do it for free though you dumb bitch.

>>139904044
>throwing some fucking spaghetti in water is as hard as building a house from scratch
how gay must you be to take women seriously

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>uses 9gag shit meme

Fuck off spy

>>139904044
Any man who can't cook is a worthless faggot, any woman who can't cook is a worthless cunt

>>139904044
I sure can build a house. My dad got the bright idea one day to build his own house despite being a programmer his entire lifetime never having done anything of the sort before in his life. Over the course of three years he and I built the entire house with the sole exception of pouring the foundation. There was a lot of blood, sweat and tears (literally, in all three cases, and one more than one occasion) put in to that house. He's gone now but my mother still lives it today.

So yeah, I can build a house. It's hard work and I'm fucking hungry. Where's my dinner, woman?

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>>139904044
I built my own house and hunt/fish all the meat i eat, where do i collect my pure maiden that can cook?

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>>139904044
OP cannot take care of him/herself

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>>139904044
Cooking = Building a house
>Really made me think
I'm a fairly good cook.
I also have basic knowledge of building a house.
>Checkmate atheist scum.

>>139906142
>women bitch
This is a fact of life, but find one that appreciates your effort (even if she, sadly, sees her own personal gain in it).

No cheat codes in life.

>>139904044
because, to a woman, making a ham sammich is as difficult as building a house.

there is a level cooking that means not being retarded and figuring out how to make something decent for your family after just a few tries
then there is grandma wizardy cooking. most people aren't demanding that, they just want willingness to learn, caring for loved ones, and not being retarded

>>139904044
>can you build a house?
Everything except electricity.

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>>139904044
Shut the fuck up. You're the reason people fucking hate Kekistan.
>I'm useless at preparing even the simplest foods so i'm gonna go to /pol/ and complain.
If you were good at cooking you wouldn't be here. Get off your ass and learn how to cook. BTFO

>>139904044
jokes on the niglet, i can do both and she probably cant even pronounce "ask"

>>139904044
Hmm...I ask if a woman can produce a product worth about $10..and her "burn" is to ask if a man can produce something worth $200,000 plus. Why are liberals so intent on constantly displaying how low their IQs are?

>>139904044
>women need to be pure maidens and know how to cook for me to marrying them!
They just need to be pure maidens. That's literally it.

>fight father in law
>slaughter a boar
>able to hunt
>able to kill
Yeah, that's reasonable.
Just hold up the fair maiden part.
Women must be someone worth hunting, fighting, and killing for.

Your idea that it's archaic and instead we should both degenerate is just flat stupid.

>>139904044
A) yes i can build a house
B) its wayyy the fucker harder to build a house than put a chicken in the motherfucking oven (in the house I pay for using the electricity i pay for)

C) no wonder nobody wants your bitch ass

>>139904044
FEMINISM = Being a woman sucks. Being a man is awesome. Let's stop being women because it sucks and instead be men while at the same time shaming men for being men.

Personally, I think women are awesome. I think moms are awesome. I think sisters are awesome. I think wives are awesome. I think a womanly woman is awesome. I don't hate women. I want women to be more like women, because I love them and want to be around them.
And that's why I'm not a feminist.

>>139904044

i can do all those things, and more. for i am canadian

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>>139908870
Well put anon.

>>139904044
Bro, I have many basic skills. But cooking? That is not even basic, you need to know how to cook if you live alone. Is like someone that doesn't know how to clean the floor, is like they have mental retardation.

>>139904044
save your cunt for your husband and be nice

the rest is peanuts

>>139904044

men ask because they actually can do both.

>>139904044
Ya cause cooking is as complicated as building a house. Time to tell to get the fuck away.

Heating food vs codes. Electrical. Plumbing. Cabinetry. Tile work. Dry wall and carpentry

Sounds like op has a useless bitch

>>139904044
My late wife could cook and build a house. She renovated three of ours.

Don't focus on beauty, focus on SMART, loyal, and loving. I'm a widower but even knowing how it ends, would do again.

Why settle for helpless people?

>>139909137
beauty of a comic

>>139904044
>follow that logic a woman should ask...
Yes, she should. Don't get something for nothing. /thread

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>>139904044
>can you build a house
yes, I also hunt
if you are literate and can follow directions you can cook
get fucked OP

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>>139904044
Not being able to cook is like not being able to read or swim

>>139904044
she's allowed to ask for those traits.

>>139904044
Cooking is a basic skill every adult should have. If I get home from work late and you've gotten home early I expect you to be ble to do better than beans on toast, pre packaged shit or takeaway because guess what? If the reverse happens I'd go to the trouble of actually cooking proper food.

Cooking from fresh ingredients is incredibly easy, tastes better and allows you to take more control of sugar, fat and salt content. If you can't cook then I can do better than you, simply because I can cook. It also shows you are unwilling to take care of yourself properly, I don't find that attractive at all.

>>139907016
This.

>>139904044
> cook in the military is for the stupidest people allowable, people who are barely capable of following basic directions
> UHM NO I CANT COOK

literally retarded

I know how to slaughter animals, build houses, and cook. Two of these things aren't necessary in modern society.

>>139911776
Yep. Being self-sufficient or self-reliant is now apparently "archaic" and "oppressive". If you check out any shows or movies geared towards women - quite often the main female character can't cook for shit and it's presented as a cute quirk. Being a helpless stone cold moron is so progressive, you guise!!!

Act like a whore get treated like a whore.

>>139912208
To be fair, that's because it is ALL prepackaged. Eggs in a boil bag, pre wrapped chicken, those leather steak strips burnt to well done leather at the end of every field problem.

I do build houses though. You're damn right I won't date you if you don't even like cooking

>>139904044
Every single woman I've been with could fuck up a glass of water, modern women are absolute shit.
I worked as a sous chef in a Michelin star restaurant for 4 years, I know how to cook.

It's true, when 3D printing and all kinds of automation becomes common none of these skills are relevant anymore.

>UMMMM CAN YOU BUILD A HOUSE?

Yeah?

I can cook too. If you can't at least take over cooking, what use do you serve?

>>139904044

>Can I build a house

Yes.

>>139904044
>implying cooking a decent meal is equal in difficulty as designing and constructing a house

Wrong, men went to suit jobs and had their houses built by someone while still having the perfect wife.

>>139912758
people will do it for fun

>>139904044
Literally, yes.

Every aspect.
And I cook better than your great grandma did back in the day.

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Anyone else here /cook/? I live on my own and cook tasty meals for myself every day. Cooking basic meals is such an easy thing to learn, it genuinely stupefies me that all of these (((modern women))) are so worthless that they can't even do such a simple task that literal children learn how to do. What do these whores survive off of, Chipotle for every meal and Starbucks?

>>139913421
You will look like the Primitive Technology guy on Youtube. It won't have any real sexual advantage to know those skills.

>>139904044
I can build a house. I own a construction company.

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>>139904044
Yes, I can to your list.

>>139904044
Yes, yes I can build a house.

>>139913590
I'd fuck the Primitive Technology guy.

I'm having a really hard time believing so many people on /pol/ have home building skills. Call me skeptical, but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit

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>>139913705

>>139913746
> t. Cityfag

>>139913808
I don't have a picture of me kicking my father in laws ass but I'm confident I can.

>>139904044
Why would I want a wife to cook shitty meals for me when I can do it for myself one hundred times better?

I'm a man, I can and will do EVERYTHING better than a woman.

So what your telling me is that women are useless?

I already knew that.

>>139904044
Looking for a man that can hunt and provide for you is a good thing! unless you plan on cooking with your bare hands it isn't a fair comparison to ask he do it barehanded.

would you peel a potato without a knife? i mean you're antifa, so maybe you'll use your coke nail, but otherwise I would personally not consider this.

>>139913746
Larping is the new trolling.

>>139913590
People still draw and we have cameras. (That dude is hot).

>>139905138

Do you really find life to be a flesh prison?

>>139904520

That sounds painful, but I have better alternative if you're into dudes.

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>>139913746
My picture might be sideways but you are the fag.

>>139904044
But what if I'm a dude, who can cook, and also build a house? I'm not saying I'm some gourmet chef, but I can cook a lot of things. But I'm also a builder who's licensed. I can build better than I can cook, but you would still eat my food.

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>>139904044
I can build a house. And I can cook.
These women can go die in their hole.

yeah, I'm fucking mad

>>139904044
Being able to cook is a good skill. Everyone should be able to to some degree.

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>>139904044
Knowing how to cook is a prerequisite for anyone who wants to consider themselves as fully grown adults. If you don't know how to cook, whether you're a man or a woman, you should probably consider killing urself

Womanchild will

>>139904044
>It's time for you to abandon that stupid mindset.
t.virgin
When you are in a long term relationship it is my experience that your girlfriend likes to learn how to cook, usually from your mom

>>139904044
I can do all those things tho. It's called having a job.

>>139913746
How many houses are in this country? And how many people? That's a LOT of fucking work to do, it follows that a great many people have done that sort of work. Unless you just hyperspecialize in one sort of career and have absolutely NO interest in anything outside of it there's no reason you can't learn how to build a house. It's hard work but anyone can do it.

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>>139913705
Oh, and I can cook. Suck it.

Yes I can build my own house. And I can cook too.
What the fuck is she good for again?

>>139904044
Why yes I can build a house, can you turn it into a home?

>>139913746
>hard time believing so many people on /pol/ have home building skills
Framing carpenter for 3 years before I actually got a job in my field (chem eng)

>>139904044
Yeah spending 10-20 minutes making a meal is quite similar to 2 weeks minimum of building a fucking house with AC, electricity, windows, water, waste removal, precise foundations to avoid structural failure and enough size to accompany privacy and materials.

>>139904044

This analogy sucks. Cooking doesn't equal the same amount of time, money, and resources as building a house.

A correct analogy would be; can you change a tire? To which I say "Yes, yes I can."

>>139905981
Be sure to always express your deepest gratitude when women behave as you want them to, no matter how much sass they give you.

>>139914549
It was really easy to get into framing etc here in ontario, but now you need to get all kinds of bullshit certifications, God forbid some one can just pick up a nailgun and work

>>139907952
comfy / 10

>>139904044
At what level does cooking become a skill somebody has?
Is it when you can boil water?
Slice vegetables?
Make bread from scratch?
I know people are better at some parts than others, but if you honestly can't cook an egg on a stove to an edible point than you're a failure of a human being.

>>139904882
this
>>139905138
also this
/thread

>>139906147
Its cuz yer all a butch a shrep fuckers

>>139915039
This, I handle my girlfriend like I do my dogs, lots of praise and sometimes some harsh words

>>139907947
Under rated post.

>>139913143
Another under rated post.

>>139913928
>confidence

>>139914561
Yum.

>>139915146
>>139915220
>>139915398
>>139915516
>>139915563
Hey Anon, what's going on.

>>139904044
HAHAHAHA equating cooking a meal to building a house. Now that's funny.

>>139915217
i have a good read on that anon let me find it real fast

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>>139915217
here long but a damn good read imo too bad this thread is dead

>>139904044
But a bitch ask, "how much money you make?"

>>139904044
I can both cook and build a house you incompetent cuck.

>>139904044
>moving tens of thousands of pound worth of material and assembling it all over a long period of time with hard work and dedication so that multiple people may eventually live in it and hopefully it will live longer than you do
VS
>Putting a chicken breast in a pan with oil and flippin it every now and then

Women are fucking retarded

But I can build a house.

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You can literally just google recipes and women are to stupid to even do that.

>"yes I can, I engineered and over saw the construction of my home."

Women are stupid

>>139904044
If women think cooking is as hard as building as a house I really don't think I can fucking trust them on the whole "wahhhh child birth is most painful ever women stronk"

>>139904044
humans don't need to build houses. We do however need to eat, so at least one member of the house to needs to be able cook from scratch

>>139904044
That answer will essentially garuntee that you grow old and alone, because any man looking for more than just getting his dick wet, will turn around and leave.
Wouldn't it just be easier to learn how to cook?

>>139904044
of course I can build a house you stupif little faggit niglet sheboon fuck!

>>139917756
some humans need to be able to build houses you dumb leaf, why not be one of them?

Remember when caves were houses?

Those were the good ole' days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oofI0AKrJs

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chemist here.

....How can you NOT be able to cook a tasteful meal? Even niggers pull that shit off. Not often but they CAN. That's the point.
Women are dumber than niggers?
Stay away from my lab you dumb dick servant lest you set us on fire.

>>139904044
>1 post by this ID

>>139918723
>Stay away from my lab you dumb dick servant lest you set us on fire
In my first year during a lab, some dumb bitch choked out half the room by dropping a flask of about 15 molar nitric acid, I was temped to where a gas mask to any lab she was in after that

>>139904044
I've built a house before, yes. Now back to the kitchen.

>>139911776
>tfw amputee
>couldn't swim if I wanted to
feels bad man

>>139906142
you mean city women? Yeah

>>139904044
>being able to hunt, kill and
>slaughter a boar, build a house, fight and defeat with your barehands your future father in law, etc.
I can do all of those things, and more.

What now dumbass.

>>139907090
Electrical and plumbing are the two things I don't mess with myself because I don't absolutely HAVE to. Other than that, built a literal log cabin for my wife and myself.

>>139904044
I can do both and more. Step up your game, sluts.

>>139904044
I can actually.
Woodworking is my hobby, and I'm an electrician. The only thing I'd need help with would be plumbing but i have a bro who knows about it.

>>139904044
>this archaic thinking needs to stop, follow that logic a woman should ask for similar traits on a male for example being able to hunt, kill and
>slaughter a boar, build a house, fight and defeat with your barehands your future father in law, etc.


oh, you mean having a full time job which they plan on leeching off of?

also - summoning the wise elders in the options field since the FOIA thread was archived while active for no reason.

>>139904044
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
- Heinlein

>>139914139
Not him but I was made with a failing body, I'm in pain almost always and my brain can't adapt to social situations at all. Its why I smoke and drink I'm trying to kill this body as passively fast as I can so I can rejoin my brothers and sisters in the void