Please come back my Emperor

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Please come back my Emperor 2017-09-01 10:10:21 Post No. 139896106
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Please come back my Emperor Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:10:21 Post No. 139896106 [Report]

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:12:11 Post No.139896317
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:12:11 Post No.139896317 [Report]

I've unironically been told i look like Napoleon by a few people
>inb4 manlet

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:14:02 Post No.139896519
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:14:02 Post No.139896519 [Report]

>>139896317
Napoleon being a manlet is Brit propaganda mate. It has worked really well because the French don't use feet any more.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:16:24 Post No.139896741
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:18:23 Post No.139896932
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:18:23 Post No.139896932 [Report]

>>139896106
"Your" emperor was just one of the numerous victims who felt for the "Poland is totally a country" meme. He lost because of you. He did it for pussy.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:19:44 Post No.139897055
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:19:44 Post No.139897055 [Report]

>>139896741
>Could have just sat on his ass for 20 years and become a superpower.
>Nope lets invade Russia.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:20:22 Post No.139897116
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>>139896519
Because his guard were around 6'1" or something if i recall.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:25:45 Post No.139897642
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:25:45 Post No.139897642 [Report]

>>139896741
Best country?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:26:16 Post No.139897704
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:26:16 Post No.139897704 [Report]

>>139897055
That's because of Poland. Also no he couldn't keep the peace since old monarchies felt threaten and wanted him out of the picture.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:28:44 Post No.139897961
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:28:44 Post No.139897961 [Report]

napoleon literally had a micro penis. i think its in a museum or private collection

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:29:04 Post No.139897998
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>>139897704
It's easier to fight a defensive or civil war than it is to invade Moscow. His army was ridiculously huge due to his 'conscript everyone' idea.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:29:17 Post No.139898021
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:29:17 Post No.139898021 [Report]

>>139896106
Vive l'Empereur!

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:29:21 Post No.139898031
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:29:21 Post No.139898031 [Report]

>>139897116
Because he was 5'2" in French measurements, which is equal to 5'7" for the British measurements, or perfectly average for his time period.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:30:56 Post No.139898226
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:30:56 Post No.139898226 [Report]

>>139897961
Why would someone save his penis?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:32:14 Post No.139898358
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:32:14 Post No.139898358 [Report]

>>139897116
Yeah he hand picked the tallest guys so of course he looked in comparison small even though he was average, nickname the little corporal from campaign in Italy didn't help too.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:33:55 Post No.139898529
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:33:55 Post No.139898529 [Report]

>>139898226
>Not having the bone of Christ in your Church basement.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:34:06 Post No.139898557
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:34:06 Post No.139898557 [Report]

>>139898226
Because he was the most remarkable man since Julius Caesar?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:35:12 Post No.139898686
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:35:12 Post No.139898686 [Report]

>>139898557
Charlemagne>Napoleon

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:39:55 Post No.139899226
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:39:55 Post No.139899226 [Report]

>>139898557
>Because he was the most remarkable man since Julius Caesar?

That's me, not nappy

>>139898529
But why save his dick seperately from the rest of his body?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:42:04 Post No.139899451
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:42:04 Post No.139899451 [Report]

>>139899226
>Implying anyone can afford a whole body.
Even Einstein got his brain sliced up.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:42:47 Post No.139899529
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:42:47 Post No.139899529 [Report]

>>139898686
Charlemagne didn't rise from nothing and didn't escape his captors in exile to rule again. No one did

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:51:34 Post No.139900458
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:51:34 Post No.139900458 [Report]

>>139899529
He didn't need to. He won and let his descendants ruin it.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:04:48 Post No.139901789
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>>139896932
Lel, if you mean 1812 campaign, Napoleon invaded Russia because it broke the Tilsit agreement, and started supplying Great Britain

Napoleon was a total Jew for Poles, he refused to restore Poland fully, kept key locations stolen by partitioners in their hands, and ordered Poles to pay for his Grande Armee's supplies

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