Michelle Obama transgender CONFIRMED

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And Barack was a cocaine-using gay hustler and sucked dick for crack, according to a Hawaiian classmate.
http://archive.is/QeehJ

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Really roasts the old almonds.

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>>139895887
I could see it as Mike transitioning from female to male. She probably juicing. she a juice head

>>139896075
look at those eyes. its like its not human just mimicking a human

>>139895887
I know the whole 'Muh dick' is a nigger thing but of all the pictures and videos it almost seems neurotic.

>>139897888
Ball don't lie

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>>139897888
Dribs ginfirm.

Michul Bobongo benis : DDD

best part of all: defence to "IT'S A TRAP" is "nah she's just a fucking repulsively ugly 'woman'"

>>139895887
The more I see the images the more I really think she might be a he

>>139896075
I've heard of women with "man hands" but not "man forearms"

>>139895887
Michelle OWO-bama

>>139897888
damn, do you think obongo likes to plow or get plowed? He looks like he likes to dress up like a little girl and take one up the ass by "daddy"
Michelle is definitely the dominant one.

Who do you think their kid's father is though? she def looks like michelle

LOL it amazes me how much you racists cant stand the fact that a black man was president that you're literally foaming at the mouth with these childish conspiracy theories. You're pathetic. Please know this from the bottom of my heart. You're all pathetic. I feel sorry for you.

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Would it be possible to collect a hair sample and scan it for a Y chromosome? Does she still do (((charity))) events or meet and greets?

>>139898613
Fuck off leftypol

>>139898613

Prove he doesn't have a dick.

>>139897888
CHECKED

>>139898613
TFW literally the common argument for shit like this

>>139898613
Wow, okay, so we fucking get it. She didn't win the election. Electoral college, America is not a Democracy, etc etc. How about fucking moving on from it? Do you really have to constantly talk trash about this woman? I thought /pol/ was supposed to be super-traditional, you know, like treating women as "the weaker sex" and everything. Yet here you are, mocking this elderly woman who if nothing else, went out there tried her absolute best. She spent sleepless nights campaigning and working hard during one of the ugliest Presidential Elections we've ever had and here you all are acting like big tough internet warriors talking shit about her. I doubt any of you could have done what she did in private, let alone under the constant watch of the public eye. Constantly under criticism, constantly having shitty, stupid-ass memes and cartoon frogs tweeted at her every single day. None of you soft, pathetic, keyboard warrior momma's boys would last a week. That's the thing- the only reason you do this shit, the ONLY reason, is because you have nothing going for you. Your lives are empty and miserable. So you spend all day bullying an elderly woman for doing something none of you would ever had the nuts to go out and do yourselves- make an actual, hands-on difference in the world. You just sit here circle-jerking with those "top kek" frog pictures and making up bullshit stories about occult rituals and whatever other nonsense your anime-addled, lonely brains can conjure up, because it makes you feel like you belong to some group, and it makes you feel like big tough guys. I've seen those pictures of /pol/ meetups. I've seen what you're like. You wouldn't even dare say a single one of these things to Hillary's face if you had the opportunity. You'll say you totally would, but we all know you wouldn't. You're pathetic manchildren and you deserve to be called out as such, and them promptly ignored. Because attention is all you're really after in the end.

>>139897888
im sure thats just her car keys in her pocket

>>139898613
>watch this .gif for 15 minutes.
>>139897888

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>>139898488
Underrated post

>>139898501
he's gay. That's confirmed

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>>139897888
checked

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>>139898488

Junk adjustment here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yym71PwbnY

Yikes.

>Americans had a literal GAY NIGGER in charge for 8 years

Jesus fucking Christ LMAO

>>139898613
We seen the Balls bruh

>>139898501
Michelle is the father, duh.
Question is who bore them? Remember there are NO pregnant pix of Michelle out there, anywhere. Not ever. Nobody has one, not even 4chan, kek. I'm guessing someone related, maybe a cousin, maybe even Barack's half sister https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Soetoro-Ng (by his mother and the Indonesian stepfather.) Nobody hears much from her and she does have kids of her own born in 2004 and 2008; the Obama kids were born in 1998 and 2001 iirc. I believe she was studying for her master's degree around that time period and neither she nor Obama were then well known at all, so it would've been easy to do. The girls mostly look like Michelle anyway.

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>>139897888
Michelle is a woman.

Just extreme roastie.

>>139898711
Impossible, like most black ladies she only wears wigs.

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Michael Obama!

lol you should watch this >>139899357

>>139898613
Alinsky doesn't work on us, kid.

>>139897888
trips of truth
here's the video. it happens at 5:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZO5q0B5wfw

>>139898196

obama might hab ben first blagk bresidenbt but brobly not first michael benis'd :DDD

>>139899105
Haha, yeah, for her car that she drove there from the white house.

>>139899359
GNAA son!

>>139895965
I met his old school friend, Vince Lance, who now works as a janitor at Naalehu elementary school.
Can confirm this is true.

>>139899536
Dems some massive flaps then

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His husbands friends kids, are going to go Gaga when poppa is in the pinata.

>>139899567
I don't get it

>>139899695
elaborate?!

>>139899094
Thanks for the lecture, I think your cats and crushing loneliness are calling.

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MELONS HAbE bENIS XDDDD

>>139899094
Blablablah.
Except it is a nigger, and a man.
Not an aryan princess.
Kys white knight of trannies.

>>139899777
Several years back, when I was in the 6th grade, I attended that school. Met the guy, he told me the story. Made me fucking giggle, but then I saw people on the internet saying they'd heard the same thing from others close to him when he was young.
Either A: all the rumors come from this one guy being a dick
B: all of his classmates all say this is true despite it not being true
C: its totally true

>>139899094
tl;dr faggot
gtfo to myspace with your blogs

>>139898613
>my heart
The most surprising part of this post

>>139899094
Classic pasta. Def one of my top 5 favorites.

>>139899448
They were really sisters, kidnapped in Chicago at a young age. Human trafficking.

>dozens of retarded decisions made during the Obama presidency that show he was a disaster
>"HURR HIS WIFE HAD A DICK"
you're fucking retarded if you can't see that this is infantile and pulls attention away from legitimate criticism

>>139898613
It amazes me how much of America was sucked in by a half black con artist. So I know how you feel.

>>139899730
Analogue sticks look like boobs
N64 looks like a dick.

>>139899730
low IQ spotted

ps1 controller is flat girl

ps1 controller with analog sticks is curvy girl with big tits

nintendo controller is girl with benis :DDDD

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>>139899868
i would also have an erection standing next to the Don
no homo

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>>139899868
You win level 2 punishment shill. Just look at 2:23. .. for your prizes.

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1504301015444.jpg139899868

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>>139899730
nothing to get, its complete garbage analogy

>>139899094
WOAH what are you doing here?
This place is unhealthy for you

>>139899730
>first girl has no tits
>first controller has no analog sticks
>second girl has big tits
>second controller has analog sticks (resembling tits)
>third """girl""" has a dick
>third controller has a single analog stick (resembling a dick)
At least, that's how I interpreted it.
Captcha: click on the """footballs""" (called "soccer balls" in civilized countries)

>>139900206
But it is a criticism.
Half of his presidency was creating transgender bathrooms and shit, and we know why.

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>>139899868
Grabbed by the pussy


Now find Michael Obama prego

I'll wait

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>>139900475
https://youtu.be/HYQXVgs3P7U
2:23 try again.

>>139895887
Dat nosejob

>>139897888
Now THAT'S what I call a smoking gun.

>>139895887
I read that a big boss of the deep state is a fucked up tranny. Maybe its Michelle Obama? the thread was on /x/ and it dealt with tranny shit, I cant believe I didnt screencap it, it looked way too schizo until I went through this threa and it clicked. I feel so dumb for not saving it, it was posted about 2 months ago.

>>139898501
>He looks like he likes to dress up like a little girl and take one up the ass by "daddy"
How can you even conceive of saying something like this and not be a faggot yourself. Seriously.

>>139896075
either she's Serena Williams tier prodigy with jacked up test levels(her sister Venus looks normal though,the tipical long and slender common in unadulterated blacks) or she's a man

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>>139900692
We will be waiting all day. Liberal fags and niggers know that thing is a man but they don't care because they love all the abominations that Obongo represents.

>>139900955
just read 'information dump' or whatever threads on /x/ in the archives. the guy doesn't post anymore because some antifa fucks doxed him, but this guy knew fucking everything going on.
>>139901021
something like 1/4 of our site is gay. dun worry about it.

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>>139895887
Jesus Christ you Alex Jones nutjobs really can't let it go can you? She was an old woman, and she always talked crazy shit, seriously wtf is wrong with you braindead fucks?

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WHAT THE FUCK JOAN RIVERS IS DEAD?

>>139901137
its not anon5 is it?

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>>139897888
that's small balls
Obama calls it michael too

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>>139901288
ISSA DICK
>>139897888

>>139898613

Why do you care if Michelle is a man?

You're implying that there's something wrong with being transsexual here.

>>139899724

Who are these people? They look exactly like the mini obongos!

>>139901336
thought the same, this is some mandela effect shit going on

>>139899359
Correction, a gay mudslime nigger.

>>139898613
Pretty much this, and I'm conservative myself. You fucks are pathetic.

>>139901624

yo as if that didn't headline but please correct me if I'm mistaken

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>>139901242
I gotta tell ya, this is just crazy, huh? This is just nuts, okay. Geeze oh man. Geeze oh man.

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>me and michael
>I meant michelle

>>139901624
This has nothing at all to do with the Mandela effect. You just weren't aware an even occurred. You weren't remembering something differently.

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>>139899724
Ayy lmao

>>139901689
Are there optometrists in your area? Time for an exam.

>>139901879
That's one big ass forehead

>>139897888
checked af
Bumping this lol

>>139895887
Welcome to /pol/ newfriend

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>>139899868
I'd suck her cock so hard

>>139901849
I guess so. recently saw her in a video which seemed recent enough to me. just looked it up and it's probably from 2013-2014, so it makes sense.

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>>139897888
>inb4 feminine benis
That ape is anything but feminine

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Xe literally has skeletons in their closet. such shame...

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>>139898501
Judging from this picture I would say he loves to be plowed.

>>139895887
/ourguy/

>>139901336
SHE FUCKING DIED LIKE 2-3 YEARS AGO, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SHE CALLED HER A TRANNY?

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>>139899868

uhh no sweety

thats a pleat in a neo-preen dress hem line

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The Bush daughters are likely transmen also.

Same with Trump's wife & daughter Ivanka.

Seems to be a recurring theme for CIA families.

>>139901134
This.

First black president my ass, he's far more gay than he is black

>>139899724
This is one of dumbest conspiracies ever. Malia has obviously Michelle's genes.

>>139895887
>CONFIRMED
>*speculates intensely*

Please don't employ those clickbait tactics, typical of disinfo conspiracy youtubes (like flat earth shit), here.

>>139902778
Thanks for playing! Next time try to keep up

>>139901981
That bitch is an Alien I'm telling ya

>>139901435
Yeah, that guy.
Sorry for the time in between posts, was eating a sandwich.

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>>139897888
Einhorn is Finkle?

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>>139898430
I like to roleplay and tell myself it's just girls with higher Test than normal, they don't really have cocks..... right?

Joan Rivers daughter looks real spooked in her interviews post her mothers death.

She almost stutters when people mention Obama's letter.

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>>139897888

>>139896992
>mimicking
*aping

Obama has called Michelle Michael 3 times!

Once on Bear Grills show and twice during speeches.

Search it up on youtube.

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>>139900692