GLOBAL WARMING AGAIN - 100+ F anons only

>>139884837
>LA
I hope you choke.

>>139884837
Go swimming or keep a wet towel on you that's all you can really do

>>139885156
but... but... I'm not one of them. I'm battling the jews who probably sit in their comfy air conditioned mansions right now.... :'( <- not crying, just sweat

>>139884837
>WAAAAAHHHH MY USUALLY PERFECT WEATHER IS A LITTLE UNCONFOTABLE RIGHT NOW
>BOOFUCKINGHOO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT
>GLOBAL WARMING AMIRITEGUISE?
Kill yourself faggot
t. Texan who just got done with a summer full of 100+ days some with broken ac unit.

>>139884837
Grow a pair mate

>>139884837
>too poor to afford A/C
>american
what in the fuck is going on in california

>>139885682
kek.

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> Ford Fischer and the Charlottesville event exposed:

Ford Fischer and the Charlottesville event exposed:

> Ford Fischer and the Charlottesville event exposed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePsK0dpyu4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2FbDXA3hVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1_TRkLNh7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESHIrLb7xxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekLqrjEHE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PhC3UZLPxI

This is important. It proves people had prior knowledge of the event.

> This is important. It proves people had prior knowledge of the event.

I ran for 70 minutes today in Downtown LA. Grow a fucking pair, kid.

Eating spicy food can cool you down

Why not get the small portable ac's?

>>139884837

Buy a window/portable AC unit.

>>139884837
If you're so broke you can't go buy a $100 window a/c unit I feel sorry for you. Go stay with a friend or family or hang out in a walmart or best buy.

>>139885682
Texan complaining about heat, kek. 100 degree days are almost comfy once a few weeks of 115 roll around.
t.Arizonan

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/b/rother I'm in West Hollywood. The gays are making it even hotter over here. Live in a 1930's apartment originally built for studio housing. No fucking A/C and the wood walls are expanding like lungs.

>>139884837
Spent the past two hours directing traffic at the HEB gas station because people are fucking retarded. I love Texas, but the heat can get the Old Yeller treatment.

>>139886721

I wasnt complaining you dusty mexican, i was offering a criticism based on my perspective of the weather
>110 degree dry heat
>Thinks this impresses those who spend their summers in a hot fart
Top kekkles m80. Top kekkles

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>It's a beautiful 70°F in NJ today
Get mad desert faggots

>>139886828
Holy shit dude the gas station have been straight madness. Took me 10 minutes to pull in to shop because of the gasfags clogging the parking lot up.

>>139886721
115 with 2% humidity feels like a pleasant Spring day, pussy. You would kill yourself if you ever felt 100F with 65% humidity.

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>>139884837
>Lord's year 2000+17
>using imperial system

Speak metric nigga.

>>139884837
Don't worry anon. I'm sending you cool air vibes from the currently chilly east coast.

Go to the library or something until the sun goes down. Put a wet t-shirt in the fridge while you are gone. Wear it when you go to sleep.

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>>139885896
The grassy knoll godfather?

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>>139884837
>a lousy walmart fan that has accumulated an award winning amount of dust
Clean your fan dipshit

>are there any other good ways for a poor fella like me to cool down and not lose my mind?
Drink water, optionally with ice in it

>>139885156
Don't worry baby, we're praying for that glorious shining light from above, pic related
t. LA stay-behind cell

>>139886033
>Downtown LA
One of the few urban cores in the entire Western world uglier than Vienna

>>139884837
Spend $125 on a window ac, weatherstripping and some scrap wood to mount it to your window and close off any exposed openings.

My central AC has been down for a week, and i did this with the sliding glass door in my bedroom.

replacement ac motor and capacitor arrived today, so i'm gonna be chilling in about an hour.

stop being a lil bitch and build a thing.

>>139887077
Califag here.

111F at 19% humidity.
Not so pleasant.

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>>139887006

in norcal (mendocino) fucking near 80 here (which is crazy for area), air is stagnant as fuck and plants all look wilting like little faggot bitches. I think the next few years are going to get crazy.

>>139887685
fuck, I might just spend money on an ac but I worry now that summer is almost over I'm gonna waste money. Usually it's bearable.

Just every once in a while, like today I got shweddy ballz.

>>139884837
Visit a mall or other place where you can waste some time. Or find some place close to the ocean where you can be, it's hopefully cooler there. Even basements can help.

>>139884837
>it's hot in LA
>Must be global warming


Fresno here, shut up, bitch.

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>>139887827
Walnut Creek here, smoke is everywhere from fires, 108F (42C), fuck this place

>>139884837
What a little fag faggie faggot you are. Talk to me when you can handle 45+ C

>>139888185
its worth it.

imagine being able to keep your room at 75F all day.

you can even get one that doubles as a heater.

Best $125 i ever spent.

Buy one of those ACs with the elephant trunk that goes out the window. It should be a great investment. Some places have them here for when it goes over 90 and you open the window to hot air and cook meat on the roof.

None of the households here have ACs because nobody foresees the hellish straight week of over room temperature weather. At least you don't have the humidity.

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>>139884837

Fellow LA Fag here,

go to CVS and get a soft cold pack and put it in the freezer and then put it on your neck while you lay in bed and wank to instagram sluts

>>139884837
Buy a swamp cooler off Amazon or Craigslist. I have a 600 scft unit I use for cooling my garage in Las Vegas. Makes it almost bearable when it's 117*

>>139884837
Move to a white man's land

its comfy 75 in Wisconsin west cost fag

Rancho Cambodia here, currently 100 F and smoky, 19% humidity. High is forecast to be 109. Breddy nasty

>>139884837
>lousy walmart fan that has accumulated an award winning amount of dust
At Walmart they sell these really cheap green fiber furnace filters in 4 packs, get the 20x20 size and put it on the intake side of your wallet world box fan. Keeps the fan clean and cleans the air your breathing.

>>139888470
well, at least you're getting a bit of shadow going then. kek.

>>139888752
This. Don't think he'd appreciate being in a tupperware box though.

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>>139887006
Jerseybois report in. 732 here and Comfy af outside.

>>139888728
great idea. I might actually consider this. :D

>>139888728
>Wank to Instagram sluts
>LA
checks out tbqh

>>139884837
Since you asked so kindly, anon, either buy or build your own swamp cooler. The premise is simple. A large box fan, a porous material behind the fan, and water being soaked, but not completely, into it. Just make sure you dry out your place afterwards otherwise you are more liable to run into a mold problem. Also if you have the family to do so, get the fuck out of so cal anon.

>>139884837
1) clean your fucking fan - dust bogs down the engine and decreases air flow 2) look up and build a swamp cooler 3) stop crying like a bitch and use your fucking brain, nigger.

>>139889258
>that pic
you poor little bitch

>>139884837
>I live in the arrid climate of Southern Burritoniggershitholeia. I think that's indicative of "global warming". Skapa perpa derp!
Um, lil' sad guy? I live in the Midwest and we've had one of the mildest summers here in my 33-years of living here. It's currently °76F and /comfy/ (overwhelmingly white) as fuck. Gonna need you to go ahead and eat a dick with your "global warming" concern trolling. Okay, lil' sadders? Okay. Good talk.

SoCal Ventura here, am currently shirtless drinking bear and watching animu, it's a nice 95ish

>>139887361

That's indeed the guy who was filming. I compared the two videos and came to the conclusion it must be him.

Meanwhile in OK we've had the coolest August on record and the last few days of August was downright cold. Normally August is over 100 degrees.

>>139884837
>global warming
nice meme

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>>139889258
973 representing with true NJ pride

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>>139884837
drape your self with a wet towel, you'll waste less water that way

Also put some underwear, shirt in the freezer. You will thank me later.

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>>139884837
It's been cold as fuck here. The leaves are already turning.

>>139884837
>>>/adv/

Get out of here with this bullshit.

>>139887006
>going to be 40 in 3 weeks

hmm no thx

>>139884837
Want to come over? I live in malibu

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>>139884837
In Santa Cruz, bro. 100-105 here.

Well, at least you're SoCal native, and sort of used to this! But we on the Central Coast are a delicate people. This is deeply upsetting my constitution.

>>139884837
Lose some weight you fat fuck. The only people complaining about heat are lardasses.

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it was 110 yesterday in the 818/805 border. we had the most rain in a long fucking time this year. like, it fcking ended the drought...

roll out to zuma if you're white and ill teach you to surf and get you laid with some prime puss.

if you are a jew or shitlib shitskin----fucking die.

>>139890814
805 here, where is a good fish taco place by Ventura beach?

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>>139885792
oh it's a mess beyond your comprehension

it sure as fuck isn't golden anymore

the browns are coming the browns are coming ... and nobody listened or cared

you are all next though so sukkkit

>>139888441
>Global warming

I can't think of any other way to make this topic even remotely politics-related

>>139886721
You have ultra low humidity pussy

Its a cool 65F in eastern PA right now

>>139884837
Wet shemagh over your head and shoulders

>>139886721
Yeah, I doubt that's at 100% humidity.

>>139890658
nice... one of my buddies lives in a trailer park in Malibu. He can't complain. lol

>>139884837
Is it really 100 degrees in cali? its hottter than over here in the middle east comfy 89 over here.

>>139892138
111F in central cali.

Also, Cali DOES have the hottest desert in the world.

Fucking Death Valley. It got to be 134F there one day.

>>139884837
1: HIT THE BEACH FAGGOT
2: stop wallowing in your own crapulence and go to a mall, big box store or car dealership and browse
3: see a movie in a cool dark theatre
4: go hiking in the san gabriel mountains
5: go to vegas and hit a casino
6: "audit' some college courses
7: go to a bar, pub or honkeytonk
8: build swamp cooler (they really work)
9: stop being a pussy

>>139884837

HAHA, I think it's like 60F or something (15C) here

>>139884837
1. Wet towel
2. Freeze towel
3. Put on head
4. Have another in the freezer ready to go

>>139884837

Yo my nigger... what part of the city are you in? If you're close enough to the beach it's usually cooler down there. Also, don't drink, it will only dehydrate you. I would continue taking a shower every hour, and put a wet rag on your head and lay by the fan. It's supposed to get down to 60 something tonight so that will be more bearable.

Tinfoil on your windows, shiny side out, there must be at least half an inch gap between the window and the foil itself. Otherwise if the foil is touching your windows it will heat the house up instead of cooling it down. Remember HALF AN INCH GAP!!

You can attach the foil to a piece of cardboard if you want

Also unplug any appliances you're not using and clean your fan because it's inefficient when it's dirty

>>139884837

Put a towel ontop of a hanger into a bucket of water and dip the towel into the water, put the fan next to the towel. There now you have poor mans evaporative AC.

LAfag as well. Spent two hours sitting in a tub full of cold water yesterday.

>>139892138
110 where I am

>>139884837
It's 100 degrees in LA, I'm in the Inland Empire, and it's fucking 108 degrees where I'm at, it was 115 degrees yesterday.

We have no air conditioning either, but I'm not being a little BITCH like you, FATTY.

No, really though, good luck out there anon, I don't think it's going to cool down any time soon.

>>139884837
they make personal AC units dipshit

>>139884837
go to winco or walmart
buy an "portable" ac. it shits out a window and can cool down a room
t. lbc

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I'm visiting California and I'm bearly making it with this portable cooler.

I thought California was supposed to be nice??

You could go to the library.

>>139894254
This is the hottest it has been in the span of a week in a while. Unfortunate timing.

>>139884837
You guys are pussies. I'm in the LA area as well and I've been working out in my garage with nothing but a fan.

>>139894254
yeah, it's nice most of the time except in the middle of summer. Summer here is just hell on earth. Spring, fall and winter is mild and lovely :P

>>139893544
> literally increase your humidity to sweatlodge levels
> ausfailian engineering

i grew up in the mojave son, 20 miles form death valley.
heres what you do:
1 acquire old coffee cans (steel ones not faggy plastic)
2 cut out bottom as well as top, turning them into steel tubes
3 duct tape several of these cans together ONLY where they meet, so lots of steel is exposed, do not wrap in duct tape. the steel is essential
4 can pipe goes out window in shady side of house
5 fan attaches to can pipe inside house blowing at you (naturally) with duct tape, cardboard boxes and whatever else you need to enclose the intake side of fan so it sucks through the can-pipe
6 seal up rest of window opening by whatever means you have at hand
7 drape can-pipe outside house with burlap, old t-shirts and other disposable cloth items
8 wet cloth wrapping can-pipe. running it over a horse trough with the cloth in the water keeps it wet and makes it simple
9 turn on fan, feel the cool dry air

as the water evaporates off the cloth it cools the cans and the air within the can-pipe
the fan sucks in that cooler air and the can-pipe keeps the humidity outside where it belongs.

now youre a real desert rat.

>>139894874
As a whole this summer wasn't that bad, but right now it's pretty bad.

>>139884837
It's so cold here I had to use winter parka, beanie and gloves few days ago even at noon. It was snowing in the 31th of May in south Finland this year.

Helsinki average temperature in
>April
2016: 4.8°C
2017: 2.8°C
>May
2016: 13.8°C
2017: 9.5°C
>June
2016: 15.3°C
2017: 13.7°C
>July
2016: 17.8°C
2017: 16.0°C
>August
2016: 17.5°C
2017: 16.5°C

Global warming is a joke.

>>139884837
Anon, you should be able to get a window mounted ac unit for around 100-300 bucks. Faggot.

>>139885792
OP is a loser, they exist in every state, Ac is super cheap and in SoCal is usually built into most apartments and homes.
he must live in a cuckshed or a basement or a trailer .

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>>139894885
thats cool as fuck, thanks anon
have a rare pepe

>>139895026
That should be MEAN temperature.

The average temperatures are 1-2 degrees higher than in 2017.

instead of showering, try to pour cold water on your wrists (esp in the back)

also avoid hot meals.

don't drink sodas and instead opt for water and natural juices.

I can't believe that the U.S. is really in this decrepit state where even those of us in our 3rd world shitholes can have A/C and you Yanks can't afford it baka

>>139895026
None of these people know what Celsius means. You might as well use Kelvin.

>>139894885
This negro is a geniace for sure.

>>139894885
thanks, this shall come in handy during the nuclear fallout :D

My air conditioner comes on at 77c

>>139895778
I mean F, obviously 77c would kill me.

>>139884837
>living here in Aztlan Jewtopia without A/C
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>139892138
Isn't there some sort of Muslim influenced prophecy of this climate shift. Where the middle east will shift into a climate similar to south america?

>>139895243
of you got a couple bucks, get the extendable accordion steel dryer/ac ducting from home depot and use that instead of the can-pipe
you can get 20 feet of it for $5 or so
it's flexible and already pretty watertight so it makes the job easier

as long as the water stays outside the pipe, the fan sucks air through the pipe into your lair, and the pipe isnt in direct sunlight, it's surprisingly effective

109 here in Bay Area. Gay.

My friends and I used to put empty glass bottles in the freezer and put them in our clothes.

Don't put a sealed glass bottle in the freezer. Or do I don't care.

>>139890250
Oh shit, yummy

>38c
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Soft cunts.

>>139885896
ALT-LEFT sliding story. All these videos prove nothing.

Fuck fahrenheit niggers, Freaking antisocial autists.. Celsius master race

>>139884837
Go to the mall

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>>139896280

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Shieeeet

>>139884837
God to the library and read a book.
The malls are empty and peacefully quiet.

>>139897247
/his/

>>139896899
> north highlands
> several bicycles not yet stolen
> has time to shitpost screenshots of phone

get back to work tyrone

>>139884837
since you're from california I should let you fucking suffer like the leftist shitbag you are. But because I'm white, and like all christian whites i have compassion that outweighs my righteous indignation, you may use this link to find a cool center near you.

http://www.colapublib.org/coolingcenters/

Also, since you're a degenerate and I know nothing is below you, I'm sure you can go out and buy a small room AC system from ((((((wal-mart))))) , use it for a month or two (90 day return policy) then return it.. even if you use a ((((((((((((((((((Credit card)))))))))))))))))))))

might as well use their systems against them.

usually august is hell for oklahoma but this august has been 10 degrees or more below average. almost wanted to put a jacket this morning

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>>139895702
>nuclear fallout
>expecting to have electricity

kek, but we don't have solar arrays or underground bunkers, anon

roll up with a black jew
get that nigger wet

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>>139897914
I voted for Trump nigger. I'm one of the last remaining conservatives left staying to defend this piece of land why most of the conservative pussies have moved out of this shit hole. But you know what... I will probably too. LA and SF really are the only two big cesspools in California. The rest of it is pretty much a red state. Hopefully soon we can get State of Jefferson going and the remaining lefties in SF and LA will eat themselves.

I got 2 window A/C units for like $50, 1 just had a broken capacitor while the other works fine

guys just gotta look for those crackheads trying to make a lil rock money

>>139898169
you can probably use some radioactive material and nuka cola to make it work. :P

>>139897914
estás haciendo el trabajo de Dios anon

>>139890991
Spencer Mackenzie's

>>139884837
Gets lots of ice. Put in big bowl in front of fan on table. Lay in bed with sheet over yourself and the fan/ice. I used to have to use a hair dryer under sheets to keep warm in winter and this ice method in summer.
Stay cool anon

>>139895482
>I can't believe that the U.S. is really in this decrepit state where even those of us in our 3rd world shitholes can have A/C and you Yanks can't afford it baka

In most of the areas where it's hot you only need it for 1 or 2 weeks per year.

That said when even a shitty house is worth 500k why not just put in a goddamn A/C unit

>>139899641
well, yeah I live pretty close to the beach but beach houses don't usually need AC except now when it's scorching hot for like 2 weeks or so

>>139899330
Hair dryer under the sheets, enjoy being nice and toasty as you burn to death.

>>139898807
SPIC GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY, MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHITSTAINED, TABACCO SMELLING BEANER, GET OUTTT REEEEEEEEE

>>139884837
>are there any other good ways for a poor fella like me to cool down and not lose my mind?
you could eat really cold foods. like watermelons

actually never mind you probably can't afford water melons since you cant afford to go on craigslist and find a used $50 AC unit.

actually how are you even posting if you can't afford that?

>>139884837
last year it was 75 degrees on christmas. it snowed on my birthday this year, march 12. i live in georgia. weird, right?

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109f near San Jose...
clicking hot.

>>139884837
You dumb shit.

Get 3 or 4 gallon jugs of water. Get them frozen. I don't care if you have to empty your entire freezer. Freeze those fuckers.

Then set them up in front of your fan one at a time. This will provide considerable air conditioning. It works surprisingly well. When the jug has finally melted and warmed up, swap it with another jug. Depending on the size of your freezer you may be able to juggle jugs all day and have a complete AC solution.

Remember to close off any space in your apartment you can. Bathroom, kitchen, closet. Draw the shades. Do everything you can to minimize the amount of air space needed to be cooled as well as the amount of heat entry into the space.

JUST DO IT.

>>139884837
youre lucky if you think 100 is bad.

get a spray bottle and fill it with water. open your windows and use the mist setting to spray yourself with a light layer of mist every few minutes. works far better if you point a fan at yourself also.

>>139884837
whats up LA anons, it will be funny to watch (((them))) go to temple tomorrow in their sheepskins and hats

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>>139887006
6 gorillian percent humidity....

>>139884837
it's still 20C here, but luckily the albanians have given me an AC to borrow, I've had it all summer, pretty sweet desu

It's probably registred as stolen though, but I don't give a shit

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>>139890250
all that cheese and hardly any meat

Use fucking celcius you monkeys

>>139902711
make us.