Thots getting exactly what they wished for

>>139865193
tldr

>>139866435
tldr

>>139865552
>>139866494
learn2read ameriburger

>>139865193
I love these threads more please.

>>139865193

man these shits sad

>>139867503

Poor guy, he suffered a bit too much. Should have said a resounding 'fuck you and go to hell' to his 'Lori' after 1 month, not after 3.

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>>139865193
>I'm not going to bore you guys with huge blocks of text
>writes dissertation on why she's such a huge fucking slut

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the last one I got. post more if you got em

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>>139866494
fuck off

>>139865193
kek and she still has no clue wth he means. What a dumb cunt, he wasted 5 years and thats prolly depressing as hell.

WHY IS THIS SAME SHIT POSTED EVERY DAY RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>139870990
to warn all newcomers of the eternal vagina

>>139867503

>she doesn't feel like she's living the college experience

dropped right there

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>>139870990
>complains about a stupid women thread on /pol/
you have to go back, faggot

>>139865193
Only read the first paragraph, but it sounds like the guy is an insecure nice boy christcuck.

>>139872089
>i prefer my women with a few thousand miles of cock on the clock
>this somehow makes me superior

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>>139869756
IIRC there's another screencap where he edited it with "thanks everyone for reassuring me I'm not insane" or something, so at least plebbit let him know he did the right thing

>i'm not going ot bore you guys with huge blocks of text

>>139865193
These are just pitiful and sad, because it's actually how people think and act and not satire. The cuckold horror stories are funnier.

>>139865193

thot status: patrolled

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>>139865193
here's a follow-up where the woman gets further BTFO after trying to rationalize her behaviour

>>139865193
>implying people don't make up elaborate stories on reddit for fake internet points

>>139867503
Women are disgusting creatures

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>>139865193
things like this really make me greatful to have such a wonderful wife

Anyone have the ones about the guy with the metal detector at the park

They're not about women but they're fun

>>139874128
That response made me hard.

>>139865193
>I'm in a perfect relationship why is he angry because I want to fuck black cock

what happened to women

>>139874128
>>139875472
based redditor

>>139875735
>perfect relationship
>cheating
>tfw I agree with you 100%

>>139874948
me and my wife read these sorts of things and then have sex to celebrate how compatible we are and how neither of us need to comb the depths of humanity for a worthwhile partner

>>139865193
>I don't know how reddit works
They are about as truthful as greentext stories. It was even reviled that a teenage girl was responsible for most of the well known stories that you see circulated. She wrote all of them just for fun and eventually got bored of doing it and a big revile thread awhile back.

>>139867503
This kind of shit
She probably just assumed that he'd be beta enough to just eat it up

Tbh it usually is varied in the form of "hehe omg you're an engineer now John? I always liked you in college I wasn't just to shy to tell you ... I'm sorry for getting abused by chads cock over and over again.. it's different now, I'm ready to settle down with a man like you "
And they always eat it up

>>139874128
20$ says that she didn't even understand the point afterward that response
Women aren't logical
Just the other day, i pissed my wife off in her DREAM
She was bitchy to me the entire day and I was like "what's your deal" and she told me "you should know" and I broke down the logic "see dreams aren't real" "it feels real"
Lmao

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>>139865552
She loves her boyfriend, was curious about some other guys, asked him and he broke up with her on the spot. She feels like he's overreacting and is curious as to how she can get him back.

>>139869900
Do you have the actual article by any chance? I'm on mobile and can't read shit.

>>139869900
>>139877978
Nvm found it

http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/life/why-women-lose-the-dating-game-20120421-1xdn0

>>139875735
Jews convinced them and their mothers via feminism to chase after goals completely antithetical to their wellbeing by brainwashing entire generations of girls into being happy that they're spending their most fertile and healthy years grinding away at some mindless wage-slave job or debt-inducing college in order to feel empowered and "equal" to men who used to do it so the women in their lives didn't have to. Then the biological clock starts getting louder as they approach 30, they start to feel the loneliness of the large but empty nest they spent their best child-bearing days building and slowly recognize that their ability to pass one their genes has an expiration date that they're approaching fast.

>>139878110
404

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>>139869900
Based mgtows

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>>139866494
Before her vacation, she asked her boyfriend to open their relationship temporarily. Now he is regularly having sex with an unspecified girl in their apartment, and she's heart-broken.

>>139877005
Did it ever occure to you that she maybe lied about "faking" those green text stories?

>>139878252

http://www.s m h .com.au/lifestyle/life/why-women-lose-the-dating-game-20120421-1xdn0#ixzz2Lh3lSsbj

4chan changes s m h to baka so just remove the spaces or just change baka in the previous post to s m h

>>139867503
Fucking roastie alert. Goddamn that's unsettling.

>>139874128
A great non-cucked post from a redditor.

Wtf?

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>>139869900
"At this point, they're used to the pump and dump!"

ROASTIES ABSOLUTELY BTFO!

>>139866807
No thanks you Arabic, bull murdering parasite. I'm not reading some functionally illiterate teen's heartbroken manifesto.

>>139879019
She provided proof by longing into the accounts associated with the stories and posting something. she had a long list of them and that was just from the ones she kept track of. She had been at it for a very long time.

>>139880130
meant to say logging instead of longing

>>139865552
tl;dr = BEGONE THOT

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>>139867503
She got revenge on him but he removed the post. Anyone know how to retrieve it? I wanna know how the story ends.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4hyo9d/she_got_her_revengewell_apparently_i_23m_am_a/

Goddamn, I just finished my first week of college. I've been fapping twice a day since...... so much prime booty, cute young faces, and prime tits.

I need to fuck these girls ASAP. Got like 5 in the radar, but need to work fast. I don't go to (((parties))) and I'm sure they all will eventually.

>>139881203
Please respond

Anyone have the one where the chick accuses the guy of rape and he pretends to be scared shitless and begging her to retract the statement, then at the 11th hour "finds" the video of her throwing herself at him and suckling him off which is played in court while she cries?

That's one of my favorites.

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>>139881203
Wayback machine only has one snapshot, after it's deleted, and all of the post-archive tools for Plebbit don't bring anything back. Unless someone grabbed a screenshot I think the end of this story is gone... like tears in the rain.

>>139882516
Is this the one you're thinking of?

>>139879896
why, you got some place to be? got a date? out with the lads? tickets for a game? kikes to gas? I didn't think so. now get reading with the rest of us /pol/acks

>>139865193
I ruined my friendship with a guy over this. We'd be at parties and I knew his GF was pulling this 'open relationship' bullshit so once things calmed down a bit I told in great detail what a cunt she was and how she was taking advantage of my buddy who was a genuinely nice guy and how she should be ashamed of herself. I laid it out to her for a good 10 minutes as she sat there in awe. At the end of it she looked at my buddy and asked if he was going to do anything about it. He just grinned at her. They broke up the next day and he told me I was an asshole and didn't want anything to do with me anymore.

Dude married a QT a few years later who didn't cuck him so whatever. Sometimes you've got to lay on the sword.

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>>139885102
Tits or GTFO

>>139885102
You are a great friend, seriously I would have appreciated it.

>>139865552
>I'm not gonna bore you guys with big blocks of text
>proceeds to do exactly that
just typical roastie nonsense

>>139884011

That's it, thanks.

>>139865193
>it will only be physical
>it's not just the physical
Women are retarded. Fucker should have laid ground rules instead of this trusting, do whatever you want bullshit. All women are whores.

>>139876521
relationship goals desu

>>139874128
nice followup
also what the fuck is reddit gold? is that some kind of meme currency like bitcoin?

>>139865193
what the fuck did she think how will he react?
did she think that life is like in hollywood movies where young men love their women dicked by others?

>>139878110
>baka.com
Lmao

>>139878291
(((roasties))) BTFO

>>139884011
Fake and gay

>>139865193

Notice how the first thing she mentions about the bf is his "great job"

Fucking golddigger cunts

>>139886557

yep, you cant expect women to understand boundaries of decency. You have to tell them exactly what is okay and isnt okay and infuse them with morals, otherwise the TV will give them ideas and because they are stupid idiots, they are incapable of understanding why they might be wrong.

>>139865193
Why Women Destroy Nations

https://www.bitchute.com/video/nF9FgEchV0SV/

>>139889423
That shit's just depressing. I already know that.
I want lulzy stories like OP and others.
I wish I had some good cuck stories out there too. So fucking funny.

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>>139890692
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>139869900

>winning the dating game
>"winning"
>having to select through a bunch of aged used-up whores with delusional expectations is winning

What's funny for me is how none of these bitches wants to marry with a guy without a degree who makes less money than them

On the other hand a lot of men would marry a chick who's a dropout with a shitty job like being a waitress

Any of these bitches could go and marry a 20something guy, its just that they don't want to have to "keep" him, as in sharing their money with him

Point is we aren't winning shit, we just aren't losing as much as before and only if you don't consider the epidemic of fake rape accusations

Either way we need to keep pushing these whores into the sea, we can do it brothers

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>>139890692
Fucking kek. Thats hilarious

>>139865193
Make no mistake, the vast majority of women who whore around face 0 consequences and have no problems marrying whichever walking wallet they want. Kudos to that guy though, based as fuck.

>>139874128
the first time I've read a reddit post and been like "damn that guy is cool"

really told that thot

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>>139890692
holy fuck that cant be true

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>>139890692
Hmmm... that gives me an idea.

>>139890692
>she was cool with it until she found out the boyfriend was getting money
what a whore

>>139891903
We're winning in the sense that the other team (women) is imploding by its own doing and it's extremely satisfying to watch whores go berserk after they hit the wall.

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This is now an /r/transpassing thread

Sort by controvertible for the best

>>139865193

> its a same 5 roasties btfo posts that weve all read 9 million times thread

>>139885102
I don't know why you think there are women on the internet. Furthermore I don't know a single woman who refers to their male friends as "buddy" and I've never heard a man describe a woman as an asshole. You need to work on your social ques.

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>>139893052
>>139893380

>>139870391
Jesus Christ, what a plethora of karmic justice.

>>139893506

oof

>>139888535
it's a reddit cashgrab. someone likes your post so much that they pay $5 to reddit to give you a small star next to it. it gives the poster with the star access to a super-secret subreddit. it's nothing special.

>>139892930
she's a fool. she should have gotten at least half the take.