http://people.com/human-interest/elijah-daniel-mayor-hell-michigan-heterosexual-ban/
So how does it feel, heteros?
>>139859219
can we all agree virtue signalling will be the death of the world?
Actually it's kind of pottery
>sodomite
>mayor of Hell
>>139859219
I wasn't going to that shit hole anyway.
Good luck with your niggers, faggot.
>>139859291
Only thing I can agree with virtue signaling is that it needs to be diversified.
>Goes to Hell.
>Doesn't do this in Gay, MI.
Fail.
Fun fact: I was part of the world's largest gathering of hearses in Hell about 5-6 years back. Made it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
>>139859219
>tries to ban normal people
>gets immediately overturned and nobody gives a shit
See, this is why fags are labelled as mentally ill degenerates.
>>139859219
>Hell
>Filled with gays
Perfect.
>>139860242
There's a really nice park and great perch fishing in Hell.
>>139859219
Queer nationalism has found its Israel. #GaysGoToHell
>>139859219
>So how does it feel, heteros?
Like that town is only going to exist for one generation.
>its a response to Trump muslims ban
but mmhh this would ban hetero muslims too
>>139859219
>mayor of Hell is a homo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa ahhh gold.
>ITT people only reading the headline
You can buy the mayorship of Hell for a day for like $1000 and you don't have any actual power.
>>139859219
Seems a little shortsighted, don't you think?
Ghost town when?
>>139859219
Let them. Put them all in one place, wait 80 years.
>>139860366
Underrated
>>139859219
/lgbtpol/ thread
>>139859219
He needs to ban Whites and Christians as well.
>>139859219
Michigan is now officially the Die Cis Scum State.
>>139860842
>>139861266
>>139859219
>when you virtue signal so much you get burned by the light
>>139861298
>>139861363
>>139861387
Last one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"sorry cis scum, heteros don't get to go to hell!"
Can't make this shit up
>>139859219
>GAY MAYOR BANS STRAIGHT PEOPLE
HOT
O
T
>>139861427
what's up gay people ending up completely conservative anyway?
>>139859219
>“Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell,” Daniel wrote in his mayoral proclamation, which he shared on Twitter. “Now the heterosexuals are trying to take that from us too.”
pretty good bants desu
>>139859769
Only gays go to hell
That's the joke
>>139859219
Brb, rounding up the militia posse and were about to save our state
>>139861675
I think they hate being associated with the other mentally defective lbtqap123+% people. Gays are arguably the closest to being "normal" out of all the other groups.
You guys realize anyone who pays $100 gets to be mayor for a day? The "town" if you can even call it that, is just a tourist trap.
>>139862041
yeah, that's what I gathered too. The ones I know became completely disillusioned with LGBT pride groups, and now they're stuck in between the absolute insanity of their own doing, and trying to appeal to the sensibilities of the normal families they snuffed. Mostly they just end up with other faggots because we don't take them back unless they are talking with crazy libs.
>>139862354
When the time comes the gays will be our allies
>>139862691
No... they won't. They let the wolves in in the first place.
>>139859219
>So how does it feel, heteros?
Feels good man.
I for one support strict segregation of heteros and homos.
We need more faggots like him.
>>139859219
“Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell,” Daniel wrote...
Faggot ends up mayor of hell, kek
Parents where right.
>>139859291
>death of the world
no, just white race, western civilization, and christianity
>>139859219
Does nobody ITT realize this was a joke in a literal tourist trap meme town with like 50 people
>>139862840
They'll fall in line desperate for fashy daddy cock
>>139859219
>Tries to shitpost in a community that has fuck all to do with the person he dislikes
>Gets impeached straight away
Spoiled child
>>139859219
Feels great, I think it's really progressive.
>>139863008
why
>>139859219
>A gay man protesting the ban of Muslims by banning heterosexuality
It's like pottery
jokes aside this is how Soros is planning to take over the US.. he has groups all over the US that help get Democrats into office of every seat of power, large or small, in every facet of society.
a faggot could soon be ruling over you before you know it.
>>139862902
Hearty kek
TONIGHT
WE YIFF IN HELL
>>139859219
>he already got impeached
even hell doesn't want faggots
>>139864156
degenerate furfag, Yiff in he-
well fuck
U S A YES
Y E S
E
S
>>139863078
You'll line up to be hung like a fashy cock from a fucking noose you degenerate fag
>>139859291
>can we all agree virtue signalling will be the death of the world?
No. Laugh. It's hilarious. Most people are shit anyway, and that has never been different.