#Irma

>>139855057
are Amerilards so dense they need to be told a hurricane is dangerous?

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Goodbye electricity. Hello 1889.

>>139855135
>tfw to stupid to protekt self frum hurricane

>>139855057
>that map
Basically it can go fucking anywhere then.

Everyone prepare.

>>139855135
Liberals and dindus are.

They hear "Hurrican Katrina" and decide the right time to evacuate is whike the storm is on top of them.

Storms should be named after stuff that scares liberals and dindus.

"Hurricane Back Child Support"
"Hurricane Job Application"
"Hurricane Survive Without Parents Trustfund"
"Hurricane Leave Moms Basement"
"Hurricane Form 1040"

>>139855057
Haiti wipeout when?

>>139855207
How bad can it be, they gave it a woman's name.

>>139855247
My only silver lining is that it will probably btfo Miami.

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They said in can turn into Category 5

>>139855456
Best case it hits north of Miami; Broward/West-Palm is where the liberals and nergroids consolidate power, and elect debbie wasserman schults'

>>139855427
soon

>>139855785
Hillary can't wait to "rebuild" Haiti again

>>139855179
You should have signed the Paris agreement, look at what you made the earth do to show you that global warming is real.

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>>139855427

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I lile this one better. Only part of the leafs get fucked.

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>>139855057

GA reporting in. Y'all are acting like pussies. I'm staying home.

>Water
>Fuel
>Food
>Firearms

>>139855821
Nah, the Chinese and Dominicans will go first.
>https://dominicantoday.com/dr/economy/2017/08/31/china-us30-0b-haiti-rebuild-could-boost-dominican-economy/

South Florida here, if it strengthens to a Cat 5 and aims in my direction I'm taking a vacation in the panhandle.

So...is this thread a /Hurricane general/ now?

>>139855548
we need our own perm hurricane system

irma? more like IRMAHGERD WERR ERRL GERNA DIE

I'm located so that there is only a very slight chance of flooding, but you always get really good hurricane weather you know get cozy etc. Sorry FL, hate it for you. I was sort of getting parched of meteorological happenings these days. I remember it seems like from summer/fall year to year there were always a few good hurricanes, recently it's been pretty sorry though up till now. Those mfs on the west coast are due for a big earthquake too, don't forget about that. Also no one ever mentions any other volcanos besides Yellowstone, but Mt. Rainier, isn't it capable of erupting?

land in the bahamas on thursday, going to be a great vacation with a cat 5 storm

>>139856037
Day of the rake incoming.

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Just stay away from Maryland. I don't feel like having no power for like four days again

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>>139855424
Fucking lost.

>>139856382
Oh yeah sounds like a time for a PCB trip. Have fun man get a shark tooth necklace from Alvin's Mountain for me.

>>139857055

You have time to buy a generator, gas cans, and like 30gal fuel.

If it misses you, you have a generator for next time, and can just cycle the fuel back into your vehicle as you run low.

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>>139857149
PCB is shit now, its starting to be another Jacksonville. Best avoid so you don't get mugged and stabbed.

>>139856255
The GS is going to manhandle this whore like a snuff porno. We'll get maybe a little rain and some wind. I won't be surprised if its exactly like last year. "I-I-Its gonna be a cat 4 or 5!" And then it was almost barely a 3 and shit itself to 2 after grazing Savannah coastline. People just want another fucking Katrina because disaster is hip and cool.

>>139855870
Fuck. You guys signed it and I haven't seen a single hurricane over there. Burgers btfo

>>139857744
Honestly, I'm more concerned with making sure that I have enough beer for the length of the outages. Matthew was a small storm and yeah, they blew it way out of proportion because of some tism-wizards who had no idea that living on Tybee Island was going to have consequences.

>>139857142
Are you implying a hurricane could make it all the way to the panhandle? Are you retarded or just have never seen a map of texas?

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>>139858099
Small? It was a major hurricane. Only by chance did it take a minimally destructive path.

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>>139855057
I see the sun is helping out. Moderate geomagnetic storm adding energy from above this morning and yesterday....

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Hahahahahaahhaha, you will have problem with niggers just like we are. And it will be raining like fook.

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>>139856890
I think that's more of a leaf blower anon

Space coast here. Just went and bought canned food and water last night. Ammo will be here Tuesday. I'll be OK.

>>139855057
cant wait till this shit misses us completely so you faggots have nothing to jack off to

>>139861548

Jokes on you, already jacked off