What country is your country's best friend?

>>139851478
Israel is best-friend to everyone

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>>139851478
romania

>>139851819
It can blackmail undet the table

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>>139851819

>>139851819
if you have money that is..

>tfw NI
>tfw nobody's best friend, not even our own
Feels right.

>>139851478
nihon

>>139851478
Portugal.

>>139852048
UK on suicide watch

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>>139851478
hungary (hungarian anon made this pic)

I am probably going to say either the US, France or the Netherlands for Britain

>>139851478
Probs murica or russia, due to the former long-lasting alliances.

I don't think Catalonia has any friends, anyone? :[

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>>139852402
>>139851478
this

Poland.

>>139851478
We don't have a best friend, we only have a few brothers, a crippled ex-wife and a couple of semi-retarded children

>>139852591
You're my friend spanish bro :)

any that doesn't celebrate our impending extinction
portugal pretty much

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No one, the way it should always have been.

>>139852591
*Looks at Basque in hope*

New Zealand

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>>139852604

>>139852591
Although you do take our horrible tourists every summer so deserve some credit for that. I guess give us a call if you need any help moving shit after your breakup in October.

>>139851478
probably no one.
we aòways tried to do our thing but other western powers always stopped us :(

japan

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>>139852999
Same here.

Laos

Portugal.

>>139852759
Nope, our back looks like emmental cheese because of their backstabbings

>>139852991
>Implying

>>139852885
what does indonesia have to do with hungary?

>>139853064
>>139852999
aww euro-nigger rape babies getting along

>>139853158
we are both asian, duh

>>139851478
Idk

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>>139853175
lol

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>>139853322

>>139851478
Literally all of south america hates us.

>>139853175
spain is whiter than you

UK because of historic reasons.

Norway because of the codfish.

>>139851478


dawla islamiyah

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>>139851819
:DDD

>>139852207
total bs. we are sending massive aid (doctors field hospitals and food) compare to our size to dirt poor third world countries like nepal and countries in africa after natural disasters

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>>139851478
Fucking yoruguas

>>139851478
i like spain, portugal and greece
dislike german, swiss, france
neutral about brits, norcucks and all the slavs

Hungary bros

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>>139852591

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Estonia

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>>139852402
Poland has empanadas? Wtf?.

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>>139854303
it's pierogi mate

No one

>>139851478

Despite how Duterte goes on trashing the US, the Philippines is ever reliant on the US for aid and defense via visiting forces.
Not to mention how everyone with any money to spare being hyper US-product consumers ranging from simply using Twitter and Facebook, to Apple products.

>>139851478
>Coming form a country of Lord Palmerston
Britain truly has fallen

>>139852591
We will always have Andorra.

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>>139851478

>>139854564
Oh that might actually be one, do they like us?

New Zealand

>>139854403
Oh its like a raviol ? I thought Argentina copied Poland and you were the ancestral empanada makers that the legends talk about

>>139851478
UK, wait what?

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>>139852723
Not so fast...

>>139851478
Uruguay. But i'm just not sure anymore.

>>139854926
yeah it's something like ravioli but bigger and better

>>139851478
UAE, Kuwait

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>>139851478
you know

Portugal or Nepal but only for the Gurkha's

>>139853105
Go home nigger! This is not your durumliszt.

>>139855219
anglo>portuguese

>>139855219
can someone explain the "greatest ally" meme to me between poortugal and britbongistan?

>>139854513
I like you.

>>139855882
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

>>139855882
the eternal anglo shit is not a meme, fuck britbongistan, fuck them all. Google munich agreement, yes I mad cyka

>>139854303
this kind of recipe is common in europe

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https://history.blog.gov.uk/2016/05/09/historys-unparalleled-alliance-the-anglo-portuguese-treaty-of-windsor-9th-may-1386/

>History’s Unparalleled Alliance: the Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of Windsor, 9th May 1386

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>>139851478
France

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>>139851478
tfw all your allies betrayed you or are retarded

Europe is our biggest enemy. We have no enemies except Europe.

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Israel has no true friends or allies. They only have nations they manipulate.

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>>139851478

Turkey :^)

>>139854761

lol'd

Australia. If that country ever got invaded I would take up arms 100%.

>>139851819
You have no friends now that whites aren't running South Africa

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>>139851478
Brazil no doubt

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>>139856346
mfw

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>>139855882

>>139851478
tfw no friends :(

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Nobody

>>139851819
True. Thank you master.

>>139854772
>do they like us?
Of course, they're catalans as much as we are.

>>139857278
Haven't been there for a long time but all I've readed is they are spanish puppets

>>139851819
Because israel is made up of people that have come from everywhere. Except africa and east asia until modern times. Then they get there and the level of hotness raises a bit they become israeli tier. The women transform and become something else. Its like going to heaven. Not so bad for an ex russian colony. With russian colonialist elite and majority.

>>139851478
of course portugal

China. End of fucking story.

>>139851478
If non-Scandinavian countries, and historically;

Maybe Russia in a way really. Never been to war with Norway and pulled out of Norway voluntarily after WW2. Very cooperative in sharing the Northern territories for fishing/oil.

Right now? USA probably, in that we are their pet dog.

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The beautiful country that our führer came from

>>139851478
Probably Angola.

Who the fuck needs friends? You all suck

argentina and rio grande del sur are part of uruguay.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Volunteer_Corps_(Winter_War)

"By the end of the war, the Volunteer Corps was composed of 8,260 Swedes, plus 725 Norwegians, and 600 Danes.[1] They demonstrated a strong Nordic unity that was symbolized in their "four brother hands" insignia which represented Finland, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark".

All Nordic countries :) but they hate us because of our traitor government. It's ok. I still love my Nordic brothers.

Historically we were not so good friends though because Swedish Empire ruled over Scandinavia and Binland...and today they all hate us. We don't have any best friends now, only enemies, both outside of the borders and within

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>>139853433
DID SOMEONE SAY CODFISH?

>>139852048
I miss that Romanian who posted the >that nordic feel thread everyday.

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>>139851478
Norway baby.

>>139859263
Cute flag you have there in that picture, it would be shame if someone stole it :^)

>>139859185

To think nowadays the only volunteers you cucks could send are pink haired twinks posting gay shit and cuck porn to the enemy

I'm sure that will stop the war famalam

>>139859534
It's Anglos almost exclusively posting cuck porn though.

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>>139859534
Well at least we're not Argentinians like you :p

>>139859704
also lots of burgers to be fair

most kraut cuckposters are burgers with proxys

>>139859796
With Anglo I meant Americans, Canadians, Brits, Australians etc. Anglosphere.

Austrians and Baltics are basically Brothers,
id say the Czech

Germany, best neighbor...

> 2017
> friends

Canada, UK, Aus, NZ

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>>139855923
>>139852541

i dunno, USA is our bestie but UK and Australia are really good friends

>>139851478
Liechtenstein

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>he has friends
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>139852656
f-fuc yu ded

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Our greatest allies of course but also our Iberian brothers

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Scotland.

>>139851478
Romania atm

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>>139851478

UK because of historic reasons.

USA, followed by UK, Aussies, Poles, Japs

>>139851478
poland

Historical: France.
Contemporary: No one really likes us, they just want gibs or NATO protection.

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>>139856346
My man

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>You will never be gassed by G*rmans in Flanders again or fight G*rmans in Africa.
>Despite their war crimes and chimping out, G*rmany still exists.

>>139856346
this

>>139857949
wtf

>>139858470
>Never been to war with Norway
>pulled out of Norway voluntarily after WW2
Because those are not contradictions? Not to mention that we never even bordered Russia before they invaded us and took half of Finland.

>>139859185
>but they hate us because of our traitor government
We hate you because of your arrogance in peace and opportunism in war. You can simply not be trusted.

You'd think that the Norwegian army is stationed in the North to protect the Russian border, but it is not. The Norwegian army is stationed in mid Norway close to the Swedish border in order to effectively go in an destroy your roads and railways so that it can not be used to aid an invasion of our country the way you allowed Nazi Germany to use your infrastructure to invade us ~70 years ago.

When your country is lost, we will not help you. And that time is now. Fuck you Swedish scum.

>>139851478
Britain.

>>139851478

No one.

>>139851478
Hungary

>>139864453
Spotted the Transylvanian

>>139851478
>What country is your country's best friend?
Iceland, and they don't even know it. The Icelandic people were always the true Norwegians. Anyone that bullies Iceland will fucking get it.

>>139864453
Jk it's greece

The USA. It's the only true ally we've ever had. We trust them because we know they don't like us and only prop us up for their own interests.
I don't think anyone actually liked Romania.
Hell, even we don't like our country, so...

>>139863806
>opportunism in war.
You're the one to talk. I encourage you to read up on the Swedish Empire and its history. Denmark-Norway backstabbed Sweden together with Saxony, Russia, and Poland-Lithuania in the Great Northern War. Our 17-year old king still held you off and even invaded Russia. Danes were always the true jews in the north, but you guys only care about WW2.

t. half-Icelander btw. People complaining about Sweden's past usually have no fucking knowledge of Swedish military history. I'm honestly sorry to see how little fellow Scandis know, Swedes were the underdogs in the past and always fought against the odds and won insane victories, like the one at Narva. You're unironically calling Swedes scum which is sad.

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>>139856346
u sure about that?

Australia. Any other answer is just wrong.

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>tfw no frens

>>139866531
I'll be your friend. Both our countries get bullied to death on /pol/

inb4 don't wanna be ur friend svencuck ;D

>>139866531
Especially you, Germany and other German people should die and the rest of us would finally be able to achieve peace.

>>139851819
:DDD you truly are the greatest ally xd

>>139866531

Baht i liek u

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>>139866711
>>139866889
Yey frens