In 5 words or less. I'll start:
>BLM and antifa are terrorists
Affirmative action intentionally hurts profits
Immigrants are cancer. I win.
Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong
Abrahamic religions only worship Saturn.
taxes are stealing
>>139808188
The Democratic Party is over.
>>139808188
Never forget: Bernie lost.
Islam + Western Values = Trouble
>>139810572
Neocon Hillary Sabotaged Bernie
Prophet Muhammad was a pedophile.
>>139810670
Bernie lost, Commie. It ain't no matter how, he lost. You lost. Trump ONLY won because the chickens are coming home to roost.
>>139808188
There are only two genders.
Communism, marxism, socialism, or any other form of those ideals won't ever work.
Some people are better than others.
Race is real.
Jews control the media.
White privilege isn't real.
Muslims want you dead.
Homosexuality, while not a real issue itself, has secondary effects which lead to societal collapse
>>139808188
You will never get tenure
>>139811055
How can the effects of homosexuality that cause society to collapse not be considered a 'real issue'? Like any mental disorder, it is an issue
>>139811414
Kek.
t. Associate Professor of Cold War Military History at Carlisle.
Lolis are master race
>>139808188
Muslims and Jews must die.
Heather heyer was a fatty
>>139812334
She wasn't even fucking human. Who cares about her?
>>139808188
I'VE BECOME
SO NUMB
I'm tired of these immigrants stealing my welfare
The holocaust was propogated by the jews.
9/11 was an inside job, run by Hillary Clinton, and conducted by jewish mercenaries pretending to work for Al Quaeda
Men and women aren't equal
Whites do everything worthwhile better
people aren't equal
We need to re-incorporate Fascism into the World Governments
White males reign supreme. We now can finally eradicate degenerates; the subhuman filth.
>>139813144
Jews, Jews, you motherfuckers sound like a goddamn tree full of parrots. STFU.
>>139813333
Quads mean it's true
racial differences exist
>>139808188
Rick and Morty is pretentious pap
>>139813333
Germans aren't white anymore.
>>139813496
Hippity Hoppity Women Are Property.
>>139813514
And the lord said unto man: "people aren't equal". And it was good
I'm going to keep calling liberals Leftists, and there's nothing you can do to stop me :^)
>>139813575
FUCK YOU! Pickle Rick was absolute genius! Sorry you're (*BUUUUURRRRPPP!*) to Philistine to (*GRUCK*) see that.
Nothing matters. (*BBBUUUURRRP!*) And you're too plebeian to conceptualize that. I'm (*GURK*) sorry you can't see the truth. Enjoy (*BUUUURRRPPP!*) your placid, content life while I sling *BRRRUUUUPPP!* 1st year Philosophy neologisms at you and berate you for not (*BBBRRRRUUUUPPPP!*) agreeing with me.
Nigger
>>139814119
exactly! This episode has taught me about (*BUUUUURRRRPPP!*) lateral thinking. There's always (*BUUUUURRRRPPP!*) a way out.
>>139814119
The reason some people on this site hate this show is purely because they hired female writers.
You guys just like being edgy contrarians. Now you hate Trump and R&M for no reason. Pol was good when you guys were still pedes, now nazis are taking over.
You ignore that R&M is actually pretty GOAT. I don't just mean that R&M is the greatest television show of all time, it's also the greatest thing to air on television, period. It is the greatest work of comedy, no, fiction ever produced.
Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon make Plato and Aristotle look like Trump and Pence with their philisophical storytelling. I'm convinced they are both geniuses. Their decision to hire female writers further shows their ingenuity, and their egalitarian hiring practices have clearly paid off, as shown by the masterpieces that are s3e2 and s3e3.
This show is extremely funny, and most of the humor is very intelligent. You need an iq of 120 to fully appreciate this show, and if you don't, you are obviously just too stupid to understand the high-brow, subtle, philisophical work of genius that is Rick and Morty.
Fascism worked better than communism.
>>139810670
And he endorsed her like a principle-less cuck. And kept your donations.
>>139808188
>God loves you
>>139814442
(*BBBUUURRRRPPP*) Fuck you too, Morty. Only my (*GGGRAACK*) one sided Strawman means anything. You're a (*Brup*), Morty. You know what a Brup is, Morty? No, of course you don't, Morty. I just made that word up. It means (*Glllaaaaaaaack*)! You know what that is Morty? Of course you don't, Morty. It's a word I made up. It means (*GALUK*) a 'servile piece fo shit who agrees with anyone other than me, Morty. You're a BRUP, Morty, and you lways will be!
>>139813496
zionism is abhorrent supremacist bigotry.
>>139814515
>purely because they hired female writers.
Done talking to you. I hate the show because it's pure communist bullshit.
>>139814654
*updat'd*
>>139814975
*psst...it's [spoiler]pasta[/spoiler]
Someone please post the pic comparing the average Redditor's reaction to Rick & Mortyisms. I lost my copy and need it back
There are two genders.
If I had a dollar for every gender there was, I'd have $1.77
Remove OP statue, because it depicts a false (pagan) God.
>>139811206
Remove this statue. It's the Moloch pose.
>>139811811
Both lolis and shotas are master race.
>>139813333
What abou the French revolution? Some fucking table is made after the revolution and it's says all that people are equal.
>>139808188
You will love Drumph eventually
>>139808188
No Wall. Hillary Is Free.
>>139808188
AntiFa is controlled by Jews
Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>139808188
Jesus Christ is Lord
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>139820721
LOL
Make Murica Great Agin Ya'll
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.
>>139813496
>kikelbergstein spotted at 11 o'clock
Hillary lost, Trump also won the popular vote if you don't count the illegals. Does it burn cunt? Does it sting? Please say yes I love your pain.
You associate with liberal because you are fucked up in some way. Deformed, ugly, reject, black and think they will accept you because they pretend to. Meanwhile sipping their champagne and laughing at you. You fell for their bullshit again. Why are you on their side again?
>>139814515
>now nazis are taking over
Confirmed for summer fag...we've always been here you dumb kike.
>>139820864
What's funny about it?
i just assumed your gender
>>139808188
Bernie didn't have a chance.
The Democratic party is finished.
Right Wing identity politics kills Left Wing identity politics with just sheer weight of pragmatism and numerical strength.
Communism has never been tried because it is the ideological equivalent of an aborted fetus.
non-white Socialism always fails when tried.
Capitalism is garbage and National Socialism is the only way to protect the People and the Market.
>>139821466
I believe LOL means Lord of Light...he was just abbreviating it.
>>139821628
Oh okay that makes sense
>>139808188
If I know the time and place of an antifa meeting, should I report it to the police?
>>139808188
Universal suffrage was a mistake. Democracy is shit too.
>>139808188
REDPILL TIME
Antifa is a hate group. They constantly break the law and prove detrimental to the state of the country.
Women are the niggers of gender.
>>139808188
Donald Trump is your President.
>>139810342
best post in here
>>139808188
People are not equal.
Communism leads to death, always.
Rousseau was a hack.
The wage gap isn't real.
Africa has always been shit.
Assad does nothing wrong.
You have been brainwashed.
Humanities Departments are cults.
You are useful idiots.
Muslims despise you.
You are the Bourgeoisie element.