ITS OFFICIAL, PLASTIC BOTTLES WILL NO LONGER EXIST SOON

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>>139806571
>still needs packaging
>edible so needs to be sanitary
>the old, why don't they make the food wrappers out of food?

We already have an environmentally friendly alternative to plastic bottles, it's called having your own water bottle.

>>139806571
Wow just like ice cubes

>>139807337

Tell that to fucking burgers that cannot handle tap water and have to buy packs of (((bottled water))) to do anything.

>>139806571
nah won't happen anytime soon. Speres are terrible for storing in terms of volume efficiency. Also, there's no way to close the package of water once it's open. So it's got a long ways before it's usable

what a refreshing, gay idea

>>139807864
What's gay about sucking liquid from a sack?

ice?

this was on shark tank
they laughed it off too

>>139806571
>Put it in the store.
>Still needs packaging.
>Could just use water bottles instead.

>>139807781
admittedly, agreed. though i want to say, i only have multiple 24pack cases of water because im scared of The Happening

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>>139807781
>drinking tap water

>>139806571
>be office worker
>buy one of those new tangled water balls
>place on desk, allowing it to absorb all of the dust and who knows what germs have been on there for months
>get thirsty
>decide to take a drink
>pick it up
>water is looking sort of dark but whatever
>take a nice sip
>accidentally drop it
>water goes everywhere
>computer short circuits
>important company data is loss
>boss make you work overtime no pay
>get home
>feel sick
>start vomiting from all the shit that was in your water from your dirty desk
>have to take a week off
>spend all of your vacation days vomiting at home
>never buy water spheres again
This is a Exaggerated scenario but so much shit can go wrong when you have a easily interfering source of liquid

>>139808472
>not buying a water filter from your favourite conspiracy theorist

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>>139808472
>be this American
>don't drink tap water
>buy water bottles
>enjoy corporate re branded tap water, but covered in BPA from the plastic

>>139806571
>waterbend
what kind of nonsense made-up gibberish is this, i bet it's from anime

>>139807739
ice cubes aren't drinkable

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>>139806571
Why not store water in cloth? Whenever you're thirsty you give a good squish and there you go. You could even put the wet cloth in your pocket.

>>139808472
>not having a well

>>139808472
>not having pure, clean reverse-osmosis filtered water from your own well uncontaminated by jewish fluoride

>>139808780
I live in Florida. The tap water here smells like fucking sulfur. Damn right I'm drinking bottled water.

>>139806571
>drink water beforehand
>store it inside of you

>>139806571
>scientists found a way to store water without packaging
Why? It just sounds like they found a way of storing water more inconveniently

>go to a convenience store water bubble isle
>bubbles are covered and dust, dirt, flies, and grease
Thanks

>>139808932
Same here. I live in LA and the tap water smells like chloride and tastes like flouride. Not drinking that shit. Also our sewage system is like a 100 years old. We have water main breaks every month or so. All that shit is gonna end up in the water.

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>>139806571
>needing water
Pleb

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>>139808883
Nigger what

>>139808908
I get reverse osmosis water that's locally sources and has added electrolytes without any of the jewish chemicals for $0.60 a gallon.

>>139809242
I got an idea, shape one into a dildo and shove it up your ass for enema?

>>139809242
youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c

>>139809322
>Jewish digits

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>>139806571
this is soooo oooold
vsauce2 made a video on this like 4 years ago and apparently they taste like shit. So no, water bottles are staying you fag. Tell me the logistics behind your statement - you have none.

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>>139809272
Or you could have several slaves carrying water in their hands follow you around at all times.

That would be the most economic.

>>139809296
based

>>139806571
Has nobody heard of water filters and reusable bottles??????

>have to carry around a dozen balls instead of a single plastic container
>can't even refill them so you need to actually carry a few dozen more as well
>if they move around a bit they'll just pop

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>>139809592
Then you'd have to pay for some means to ensure they stay clean. I'm not going to lap water out of some honeypot of STDs.

>>139808472
Yeah you can taste the estrogen and flouride.

>>139808790
not with that attitude they aren't. you just have to think of water as liquid ice and it becomes easy.

>>139808932
>>139809168
you practically admit to be living in a 3rd. world country.

holy shit.

>>139809859
that's true. Hmm, but maybe they can wear sterilized gloves.

Have any of the usual suspects been spotted shilling this stupid shit yet?

>>139807183
>he doesnt know the packaging will also be made out of water

>>139809859
You fucking idiot. That's why you take the water from the slave hands and give yourself an enema with it. Your colon can absorb the water without making you sick. VERY economical, slave ass water™

>>139809942
Hey I have been to Denmark. It's beautiful. Also you're women are hot. Hopefully you won't commit suicide like Sweden.

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>>139810111
that is also a possibility I like you style. Keep thinking outside the box.

>>139806571
No plastic bottles? But how will I get my xenoestrogens?

>>139810096
....water that can be touched by outside things.... like dust, dirt, germs...think about who stocks shelves, plebs and nigs...

>>139807183
put them in biodegradable cardboard like eggs nigga

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>>139808472
>Not using Alex Jones patented Pro Pur™ Gravity Water Filtration System™
It's like you want to be gay or something.

>>139810114
thanks brah, and no worries.. we're doing ok, Sweden will get it's shit together too eventually, it's not half as bad there as the memes would tell. I go there from time to time, and yeah.. some of the inner cities have their shit to deal with but they'll manage.

>>139810255
Got the idea from watching a stranded at sea show. These people were out there for some ungodly amount of time and were dehydrating to death. They ended up catching a sea turtle, draining it's blood, and injecting the blood into their asses for liquid. Really activated my anus glands

>>139808472
If the hormones and fluoride aren't enough you should see the biofilm inside a city waterpipe.

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>>139810518
nice. this information shall come in handy during the next zombie apocalypse

>>139807183

That video cockblocked my /v/-card 6 years ago.

Definitely worth posting on her facebook though

>>139808790
>ice cubes aren't drinkable

Your ice cubes are too fucking big.

>>139806571
>waterbend

eat shit

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>>139807781
I don't want to chug chlorine. I use well water and fill my own gallon jug every morning. Most people I know use their own water bottles also, starbucks clear cup, or something. China does most of the plastic polluting .

>>139810777
who are u and what are u doing here

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>can bend water in any shape
>cant stop hurricane flooding by bending water
Deep state controlled hurricanes confirmed

>>139807781
>drinking the bottled water jew
buy a reverse osmosis water filter instead

Hopefully no fucking xenoestrogens this time

>>139806571
Think of the myriad ways this will impact our political landscape!

And what do they ship it to stores in? Plastic? Cardboard? I gotta pop 50 water balls in my fucking mouth at work as a laborer?

>>139811116
.. or push for clean tap water, like we have here in the civilized world.

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>>139808932
>Florida
>tap water smells like sulphur

>>139811848
Hillary's been pissing in it, she's a demon and shit or so I heard from Alex.

>>139806571

>video has generic upbeat music with claps and whistles which you've heard 102983019283 times or something VERY similar

God I hate that music

No one wants to eat the wrapper on anything, all that bacteria, yuck.

>>139810777
waste of digits for facebook-tier grandpa meme shit

>>139809296

>added electrolytes
>not putting the table salt in yourself
>actually paying $0.60/Gal for water

Shygddt

>>139806571
regardless of this, we need to get rid of toxic plastic packaging all together.
all those xenoestrogens probably have a hand in this whole tranny mess.

>>139812027
This a million times. It's elevator music for the 2010s.
Do a video search for "happy upbeat background music" or "happy ukulele music", look at any of the 100s of videos and be appalled at how many youtube commenters actually like this fucking sappy sentimental upbeat clappy garbage.

>>139810398
the water balls will be kept in water boxes, you use the clean water balls and throw away the boxes into the nearest river you see

>>139806571
>A sphere
>the most space-inefficient shape possible

(((Who))) could be behind this?

>>139812027
I miss when they had enya in commercials.

ITT bottled water is great goys, water filters are expensive on the other hand

Sphere water?
I like a decagon water

>>139812802
You would know. i only drink bottled water in your country and absolutely refuse to step in that stinking "holy" river

>>139806571
>Scientist find way to waterbend H20 in storable balls
the fuck nigger

>>139810398
you just put water around that water but don't drink the wrapping water

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>>139810282
Implying the casing is not made of soy more than its made of seaweed.

>>139809016
Brilliant!

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>>139806571
Finally. Now I can carry around liquid refreshments without feeling like a tool. THANKS SCIENCE!!!!

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>>139810401
I tried this once and guess what. It tastes like fucking cardboard.

>>139806571
(((water you can eat)))

They never give up do they? They never stop and they never sleep.

>>139807183
>still needs packaging

But a lot less... come on buddy.

>>139806571
It's an algae you lying fuck.

>>139806571
>isn't refillable
dropped, oh wait I can't because it will bounce away

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>>139809016
> :O

>>139813100
You should look up how they filled bottled water here a true libertarian utopia, kek

>>139806571
Does this remind anyone else of ovipositorfags?

>>139813503
muh superpower by 2020 hahaha. So when are you getting out?

>>139812370

table salt?! you mean sea salt, you can also buy minerals to add to filtered water.

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>>139806571
How much will it cost?

>>139811647
>Wanting to do anything that potentially allows niggers and poor people to live longer off the teat of the system.

Oh Europe let me teach you the ways of a successful multicultural society. Segregate. Defund social systems. Make entrance based on merit to the best of your abilities. Divide labor along class lines. Set class as close to racial lines as possible. Allow violence from the already violent minorities to go unpunished to further encourage segregation.

What happens if i put 5 of these into my pussy?

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>>139810777
What did kek mean by this?

>>139808593
You store your waterballs in a plastic container of course.

Demand that companies use only glass for bottles. Glass is chemical free and infinitely recyclable.

Demand that governments spend money to research more advanced and efficient means of garbage disposal.

Demand that cities and townships spend more to deliver the most pure clean water to homes.

I live in New York City in the borough of Staten Island. NYC tap water is extremely clean, but that is because we pay an enormous tax for water, and because the city spends an enormous amount to ensure that our water is the cleanest in the world. My brother lives in Maryland near Baltimore and had issues with the purity of the tap water there. He bought a reverse osmosis system. He paid a ton for it and it was a bit of a pain to install. the system also throws away 75% of the water that goes into it. Yes, you will be using four times the water but the water it produces is 100% pure.

>>139808883

LOL

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>>139806571

>havent been using bottled water for over a year
>got called insane for doing so
>suck a dick shills

its ok free market will get another solution very dast

>>139806571
How can antifa store concrete in one of those? Or will they just inject piss through the seaweed?

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>>139806571

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>>139808472
>drinking water at all
>not drinking your own piss first to conserve water
>not exclusively drinking your own piss

It has it's uses. The problem is you can't make anything these days, because idiots assume that the creator of that product is marketing it as a replacement and so they strongly attack it

I'm sure some people would find a use for this. But it wont replace bottled water.. but we don't need plastic. Maybe use the material in bottled water? Edible bottled water would be pretty dope.

>>139813761

>doesn't know what electrolytes are

>>139808472
>living in Flint, MI
I drink tap water all the time, pussy. You guys are little girls.

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>>139806571
what about the 200 trillion ones that already exist? I for one am happy so much useful garbage will be the lasting legacy of the human race. When society collapses I plan to put some of those bottles to good use. like carrying my water around with me without the need to sew up a fucking waterskin

>>139808790
They are with my bourbon

>>139807781
Colombia talking shit? Your collective IQ, 84, is lower than the average nigger in this country. It shows too; you people all but lack the capacity for basic self-governance.

>>139814270
>It has it's uses

Name one that isn't done better by water bottles.

>>139807781
I buy a gallon a day. Tap water full of chlorine. My tummy no likie. Btw fur a fk monkey.

>>139806571
WE /ATLA/ NOW

>mfw fitting captcha

>>139813667
I won't be, I'll see the rise first hand and participate in it

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>>139806571

I just realised that he would have made a better Pennywise the clown

>>139813807
This. How much will it cost and how deterrent is it from getting dirty

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>>139806571

If plastic is turning everyone into a cuck, what the fuck is brown algae going to do!

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>>139806571
God damn this is some old shit. Won't work. Cans and bottles are the optimum way to store liquids in terms of engineering. Round top, rectangular cross section. Allows for packing, stacking, and is very strong. Logistically speaking, cans/bottles are superior because they fill the highest volume in a box or on a pallet, with the least amount of wasted space. I'm pretty sure you'll find that spherical containers waste tons of space, and are therefore not logistically viable; making them a terrible idea for business.

So the science is here but business/logistics will stop these from ever replacing current containers. Good thing, too. These pie-in the sky water balls are total lefty containers.

>>139807781
>Just drink the fluoride and estrogen piss goy
>Go on it's good for you

I'm all for finding alternative methods to plastic bottles, but ooho is such a stupid concept with a ton of inconvenient flaws that set it back from being usable and applicable in real life. Neat concept, not gonna lie, but you wouldn't catch me carrying a bag of those. Specially considering how small they are.

Also, the name is stupid.

>>139815700

Turn everyone brown and gay of course

>>139806571
I never thought water could be gay, but here we are.

>>139806571
Honestly, if you buy bottled water you are throwing away your money in the first place.
Don't get me wrong, I buy it sometimes, but when I do I realize if I had simply invested in a refillable container and used any number of the freely available water sources I have access to I would not have wasted my money.

I like this idea though, it just needs to have more work done on it to increase the durability of them. Would be better than what we are doing now.

>>139816311
lol

>>139806571
Detroit has the second most clean tap in the country. When i need water on the go i fill a water bottle

>>139815744
>These pie-in the sky water balls are total lefty containers.
>Ruining any semblance of objectivity by invoking partisan politics.
Good job. I almost thought you had a brain.

>>139806571
Paid clickbait, sage.

>>139809322
I wonder if one could drink by putting water up their ass. The colon should absorb it.

>>139807183
wtf thats fucking hilarious.

>>139816665
So fucking close and it wouldn't have been wasted

>literally placing balls in your mouth

>>139816665
>I don't like the way water tastes
>Try putting it up your ass instead

>OP falls for clickbait
Normies need to gtfo of /pol/

>>139816792
Your colon may filter out the Flouride and other bad stuff better than your stomach.

Oh crap we need to start this rumor!

>>139815250
>
stupid bitch theon has balls not a cock. fucking women are so dumb. HOUSE BOLTON FOR LIFE. X

>>139806571
>notice bottled water demographic
>notice they pay stupid money for things they don't need
>notice they enjoy virtue signalling
>notice they fucking love novelties
>???
>PROFIT

>>139806571
>ITS OFFICIAL
>it isn't official in the slightest
I wish you dumb niggers knew how to make a thread.

>>139816520
Fuck off lad. So you're saying libtards would not go crazy over these..? I think they would. Anyway lad it's just banter. Also...it is a politics board. Gotta tow the line.
Objectivity remains objective regardless of what else I'm saying. These spherical containers are dumb and a literal waste of space. Not a huge amount of space, mind you, but enough for them to be a terrible business venture.

>>139816520
see
>>139817573


This guy gets it.

>>139811647

interestingly enough, when i was doing research on H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide), it has the exact same effect as chlorine for tap water. it's been awhile, but basically chlorine attaches itself to certain elements or chemicals, causing the water to be safe to drink, also neutralizes some bacteria and viruses iirc. Hydrogen Peroxide does the exact same thing except that it's much safer since it breaks down into h20 and, on occaision (h203) in small parts, which is an added benefit since ozone is very powerful disinfectant, not enough to clean water since it is so unstable it would be impractical to do much at all to a water supply.

even though h202 is very cheap to produce, i believe i calculated it to about 3-5x more expensive than chlorine for commercial use. although idk what the price would be if it were switched over sicne the demand would be much higher, but it would undoubtedly be more expensive.

>>139806571
Nice globe earth we have here. Nice dustyass water balls n sheit. Like an ant at some dew

>>139806571
Ya you just have to store it below 32 degrees all the time

>>139810398
That's why you put another layer of water around that one, stupid.

>>139806571
Why do people buy water anyway?
I know heaps of people who buy water at the shop
Why don't they drink from a tap?

Why not just use glass bottles instead of plastic?

>>139806571
cant put a lid back on a bubble mate

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>>139808472
It is fine with the proper filters.
Get yours at Info Wars today!

If these get popular, playground water balloon fights will never be the same.

>mouth full of gelatine shit

so refreshing

>>139818185
Because they like shoving phallic objects in their mouth. Putting water balls in your mouth is just a refinement, next stage will be bigger water balls that you don't put in your mouth, they'll have a "water sphincter" that releases water as you tongue it.

>>139817969
They should make spheres of hydrogen peroxide and people can bubble it in their ears to make clean water which they can drink. Added benefit.. Clean ears!

>>139818185

http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_health/dwq/cmp130704chap8.pdf

refer to table 8.1, and not all water treatment are the same, but for the most part they are across America.

>>139814744
well the video showed an athlete taking one at the end, i can see how that culd be more useful than bottles

>>139814281
>So retarded thinks sodium is the only salt humans need.

>>139807183
>still needs packaging
Still gets rid of 90% of the plastic used

>>139818639

electrolytes are just minerals that either have an positive electrical or conduct a charge. actually, i'm not sure what the exact definition is since gold can conduct electricity but has no inherent charge. i think gold would still be considered an electrolyte.

>>139807781
>>139808454
>>139808472
>99% of bottled water is just tap water
>think that harmful chemicals like fluoride isn't in bottled water
>literally spend 100's of dollars a year on water thats no different from tap
idiots

>>139818712

i saw the, "peel off the skin" and was liek wtf mang.

plus i drink alot of water, those water testicles will not get my goat close to gotten.

>>139808932
>>139809168
>>139808780
Las Vegas tap water is apparently recycled piss.

>>139806571

>153 posts

Holy fuck, guys.... get a hold of yourself its a water balloon on high speed.

>>139818927
All tap water is ultimately recycled piss. Vegas water isn't great because of the incredible hardness, but a filter sorts it out.

>>139819045
The real ones are smaller and do exist, OP pic is not them.
Get a hold of yourself yourself.

>receive water ball
>'you can't just drink the outside! Its edible!'
>reach water ball up to bite it like an apple
>stop and see sweaty pajeets loading waterballs into back shed of convenience store, with shit brown fingernails and cobwebs on the door

>>139814328
I still remember the first time I saw that posted. It was in the thread of a woman trying to recruit a guy to give her 12 plus white children.

>>139806571
ehh so what happens to the sack? does it turn into some sort of gelatinous slime in your mouth?

this would never catch on anyway
part of the point of bottles is that you can drink however much you want and at whatever speed you feel like
if you're parched, you can down the whole bottle in one go whereas otherwise you might take small sips

are people going to buy these and have to keep a piled up stack of gelatinous water balls in their fridge of various sizes?

>>139806571
>Yo bro, mind if I have a sip from your ball?

>>139807781
I once went to Florida and couldn't drink tap water because it was fucking horrible. Seriously, do they drop bleach into tap water or something ? Because it felt like i was drinking some swimming pool water...

>>139807183
This is the greatest .gif I have ever seen

10/10

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>>139819447
I would like to think that it just becomes a smaller ball until eventually consumed.

>>139819496
You can put a water bottle safely in your pockets or backpack, but who the fuck is going to trust a thin ass bag made of water?

>>139819761
Hey buddy your new is showing.

>>139819582
I think that's the reason everybody in Florida is so fucking weird and crazy. Not to mention the teenagers all have full grown beards, receding hairlines and look like they are 45

>>139819884
>put bags of water in a ziplock bag
duh

>>139807781
Water here in Massachusetts is fine, it's mainly shitholes like Florida that have terrible water.

>>139819582
Florida water is fucking FULL of sulfur.
Fucking undrinkable swill.
That said, get a filter.

I assume their will be sanitary issues at first.

I would have fun throwing them probably.

>>139806571
I see too many issues spilling from this.

>>139812639
>Polluting our precious waterways with dirty waterboxes.

>>139809942
Confirmed. Denmark is based, and I was drinking with Danes who were nice enough to shelve their troll speak and speak about Danish politics at a bar with me in English. There are some redpilled fuckers in Denmark. Too bad they're kept in balance be people who are Sweden tier cucks. Honestly Denmark will survive though, because they've pushed all their rapefugees over the bridge to Malmö.

>>139806571
That fucking cancerous music

>>139820627
Hilarious.

>>139806571
And it'll probably cost somewhere around $15 for 10 of those little water balls

>>139807781
I wish water was bottled in glass.

>>139806571
This is old news, we've known that for a while, just another company trying to cash in on it. You can literally do this at home with common and safe items.

Doesn't change the fact the manufacturing process is expensive and uses a ton of water, this will be placed in plastic because regulations, then we don't know where the water comes from whether inside the capsule or the one used to produce it, and if it's still filled with xenoestrogens, and then it's still less practical than a bottle and inferior to cheap as fuck glass.

Fake news.

>>139807781

Because America has shit tap water. When I lived in Prague the only time I would drink water was when I woke up dehydrated from drinking everyday and i would drink straight from the sink and it was delicious. Yeah you can't do that here