Getting jumped

LARPing faggot. If you were a DEA agent you would have a gun.

>>139805440
>wants to
Fucking ameriniggers

>>139805440

Well, he's not a DEA agent, which you'd know if you weren't a dumb nigger.

>>139805130
What happened? You have no friends?

>>139805130

>Being afraid of men that are 5'6

Fucking manlet detected.

>>139805130
so you sucked their dicks....but your not gay!

>>139805130

get ready to defend yourself

>>139805130
be armed. please.

>>139805130
Call the police, tell them you feel unsafe, ask them to escort or drive you to your car.

>>139805130
Dude just listen for loud footsteps and you'll hear them coming. Then you can throw the spics over your shoulder and into the fucking pavement.

>>139805130

Might as well

>>139805440

You can't read for a fuck, can you?

>>139805130
I would nod in agreement if most of you numales targeted niggers over whites. I want to be a fascists so much but you faggots fail our race.

what race are your co-workers anon

>>139806611
Life isnt a bruce willis movie you fat retard

>>139806934

Wrong

>>139805130
So tell your boss then call the cops and have them arrested.

>>139805716
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>139805130
How do expect to be an agent if you can't handle these shitstains?

>>139805130
Get a dodge charger.

Get fully erect before your walk to the car, when they gome after you pull down you pants and underwear and run at them sith a raging boner.

They definatley wont fight you, and they may run also.

Just tell your friend "I heard that you are going to jump me after work. Just to let you know, that if I live, I swear to god I will go to where you live and murder every single person in your house. I don't care if your wife is there, your kid, your abuelita, your dog, whoever. You'll have to kill me to stop that from happening, if you jump me. And I called the executor of my will, that in case I die tonight, to pay a gang of hitman niggers to do the same. I swear to fucking god, and I'm begging you to not make this happen, but your whole family will die if you fuck with me. I'll turn your home into a slaughterhouse."

>>139805130
>wants to help prolong the drug war so (((they))) can profit
What the hell is wrong with you?

>>139807685
You forgot
>nothin personnel, kid

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carry a knife OP, and leave a few of these around your work

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>>139805130

>relaxing around blacks

>>139805130
What are things that never happened.
Faggot

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>>139807245
hey, leave my colony alone you fat fuck, copy pasting nigger.

If you have to plead to us for moral support in order to muster the courage to walk to your car you were never qualified to be a federal agent to begin with.

Grow a sack.

>>139807685
I loled.

>>139805130
Ask them to join their gang, it is a great honor

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>working with mexicans
>telling them about yourself
>talking to anyone, besides family and close friends, about your life aspirations

Let this be a lesson to you faggot.

>>139807480
THIS holy shit I'd die

>>139805440
>want to become
>if you were
bots have no comprehension skills, eh?

>>139805130
>Not carrying a gun to work with you.

You deserve this for being a weak fuck.

>The DEA deserves better than you

>>139807480
what if they just cut it off tho

>>139807107
>BINGO!
/thread

>>139805130
>1 post by this ID
fabricated and homosexual

>>139805130
roll some coins and carry one gripped in each hand. if they come up to you, be ready to dodge a sucker punch and counter. If you land a solid one the guy is done.

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>>139805130
Call a friend with a CPL and tell him you need him to pick you up from work. Tell him to bring the strap. Then when he comes to get you have him drop you off at your car and caravan back to your house and treat him to a beer for an hour or so until you're sure you weren't followed.

pic related is what I bring when my friend tells me he's in trouble with some bad hombres

>>139807685
Just say "I have a gun and if you try shit tonight will be the last night you breathe air on this Earth"

>>139805130
>telling drug dealers you’re going to arrest them in a couple months

Are you retarded OP?

>>139805130
Leave early

>>139812666
Also slip out the back if you can, take a different route. Youre smarter then them, act like itm

Fuck off agent of ZOG

>>139805130
GET BACK TO WORK FAGGOT
DEAL WITH IT ON YOUR OWN TIME AUTISMO

>>139813044
OH AND BE SURE TO REPORT BACK HERE AT HOMEBASE WITH UPDATES

Don't talk to shitskins about your future law enforcement career, holy shit.

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>>139812165
Sweet Glock

>>139805130

In before videos of OP with face peeled off getting stabbed with icepick surface on LiveLeak.

>>139813366
dude that's fn awesome
i want a smitt and weston just like it

>>139805130
Don't leave work until they're deported.

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>1 post by this AUTIST
Real stories that totally happened.

>>139808307
>Romania is vampire
Nice touch