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BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open] [Open]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
>person running TOWARDS police
>suspicious black male at gas station
>"yeah, our guys are gonna be returning"
>males fighting in the middle of a street near a 711
Still haven't heard, "shots fired" so it's less heated than the last weekend
you have reached the white power hour with your host
>whitepowerrobert
>expired DL
>more discussion of expired vehicles
>female Hispanic
>male Hispanic wearing baseball cap
THREE SHOTS FIRED
Guess the night's getting heated up
>HIT AND RUN
>SMALL DARK VEHICLE
>ATTACK AT CVS
Evening, Roberts.
Evening, Roberts.
>>139797056
evening robert
>group of people ages 6 to 13 causing trouble
>some kind of warrant from 2006
>want to know if it's still active
>suspicious package
I'm thinking that Nick Cave albums might not be the best background music. Makes the channel even more surreal...
>males are throwing bottles at radu
Bump for interest
>he's not he but I can go upstairs since the door is gone
>one on the ground
>requesting support units
>female black on the run
>>139793924
How has the nogging been, Roberts?
>>139803056
Average levels of coonery so far tonight. Nowhere near the amount of fire we had last night
>>139803375
Damn, I fell asleep early last. How bad was it?
Time to get /comfy/ Roberts.
>>139803423
>chinese restaurant on fire
>garages on fire
>trees on fire
>streetlights on fire
>mailboxes on fire
>cars on fire
>somebody doused caller's SUV in gasoline and chucked a molotov cocktail at it
>>139803749
On time.
Evening Roberts, unofficial end to Summer weekend for Chiraq starts now
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>>139804053
Heh heh... good eye Robert, that's where I stole the pic. She may be trash I guess but she looks /comfy/ to me :)
>>139803842
>somebody doused caller's SUV in gasoline and chucked a molotov cocktail at it
>car on fire under the bridge
>>139805036
That didn't work out well for Atlanta
Have a bump, Roberts
>>139806725
>mexican in a truck
>with his penis out
>39 year old brother ODed on heroin
>cpr in progress
F
>Coming into store for refills against store policy
Gonna be a quiet night tonight?
>two male blacks got out of a car and took a gun out of the trunk
>one has hair extensions
>>139807071
Just par for the course. In sure he'll get a DUI too
>someone is pointing a laser at passing cars
>>139811817
Pretty tame especially with the drink refill call earlier.
>hamed muhammed
>white male
>dante's car windows were shot out
>>139812095
Yeah makes me wonder actually hoe white the US really is
>10 story building fire on 2nd floor