Fuck

>>139780580

between the fake booze, hurricane, and the cartel, you are pretty boned

Say ur goodbyes n let them go

>>139780580
You'll be fine, have fun with your family

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>>139780580
its to early to tell, but definitely will hit the Caribbeans. Does your dumb cunt mom have a death wish? Implore her to reschedule it, and if she doesn't... well I wouldn't go. Fuck dat niqqa

Could be fun. Once in a lifetime.

>>139780580
F

>>139780580
Its only gonna be a cat3 till then, apart from some winds youll be fine, just make sure you dont sail over an area with excessive levels of hydrogen or the buoyancy of the ship will be affected and you could sink, the carribean is notorious for this.

>>139782283
>Id
>ocean ok
>blue
wew what does this mean?

Whats the name of that website where I can see weather predictions, please?

>>139780580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNyKDI9pn0Q

>>139782963
Windytv

>>139780580
Tell her to fuck off with the vacation. I went with my family this past summer to see the Grand Canyon and my mom kept trying to get me to stand inches from the edge, past the railing, for pictures. I told her there's no way in hell I'm doing that. The bitching got annoying, but I'm not risking my fucking life for something as meaningless as a picture/vacation.

You'll be fine. I was there for Wilma when it hit as a cat 5. We were evacuated from our hotel and then the roof of the gym we went to started ripping off so we were evacuated again in their middle of the storm. Our hotel lost us for a few days but the locals kept us fed. We eventually got shipped to Merida where we caught a plane back 4-5 days later than expected. Personally if you keep a positive attitude it will be fun.

>>139783428
No it's not, I remember visiting it yesterday, and 100% sure that it's not the name of it.

>>139780580
I always knew they watered down their booze

>>139783432
>know whom you are

???

>>139780774
Your mom and sisters will definitely be boned.

>>139780580
quick, destroy your passport

>>139780580
>>tells me last night she's taking I on a surprise cruise off of Cancun next Thursday for sisters birthday/graduation present
Stopped reading there.

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>>139783432
When will they grow some balls?

>>139784547
check your browser history

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>>139780580

Dude....you're screwed.

>>139786311
Nice dildo collection, faggot.

>>139780580
We will miss you.

>>139780580

Is your mother a wealthy woman - sounds like your being taken innabunker.

>>139787116
The big spiky one is for you.

>>139780580
If you're awaiting trial I think you're barred from leaving the country
And if the girl you are accused of raping dies in a hurricane in Mexico before the trial it would probably be difficult to convict you with no victims or witnesses to testify
This could all work out very advantageously for you anon

>>139787438
or being sold into slavery

>>139787889

Could be both....

>>139786511
It self-deletes.
Gib link plox.

>>139780774
Fake booze. They give out denatured or something?

>>139781493
Damn, Arya Stark looks like THAT?

>>139788162
earth.nullschool.net

I wouldn't set a foot on that ship even if you paid me.
If you're not 15 years old, tell your mom to piss off.
This is an unnecessary risk.
Actually I'd make plans to quickly get the hell out of the coast entirely.

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>>139786311
Nicu. I like the one with the ball on it.

>>139780580
I went on a carnival cruise once. It was ok. I got seasick and spent most of the time in my cabin watching tv, but the buffet was good.

>>139780580
You need to say something, man. Women's brains aren't wired to understand the looming possibility of huge catastrophes. That's more of a guy thing.