How often do happenings not happen? I've been here for several

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>>139777386
You'll know when it happens.

>>139777386
Fucking never.
>be me
>normie American man
>start taking my redpills
>eventually end up in happening threads
>take them for fact
>start rambling to my work about what is about to happen
>begin to have my closest friends prepare
>calling family up at 3 am because of a new thread
>months of this
>people stop talking to me
>phone numbers change
>get fired
>remember all my boss could say was "You need help anon. You need help."

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You can't get excited about every happening before it happens. Just take the happenings as they come and you will be happier

>>139778496
Haha typical white boi

>>139777386
Happenings always happen. Unfortunately the biggest happenings destroy their timeline and we all shift. On the plus side, every happening that happens is perfectly logical, which leaves the remaining timelines more and more illogical. Digits and we get nuked this weekend.

>>139778625
that's deep

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>>139777386
This, the ones i can remember are

peña nieto elections
>shit president that did nothing and is just a puppet from a entertainent company
hurricane patricia
>world's most powerful hurricane that did nothing
Trump elections
>I bet the wall will start being built in his second year, doubt if he will have enough time to finish it before his period finishes

wich none of them really happened anyway

Remember Jade Helm 15?

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>>139777386

>>139779085
More like nuked Sept 23