Bridesmen

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>>139747513
But it's not okay.

>>139747513
Get paternity test on every kid.

>>139747513
I guess you will have to lie.

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>>139747513
Your parents need to convinve you that this isn't ok. The friends with all guys meme means that bitch has either cheated on you or will cheat on you. Ask yourself this, if you had all girlfriends and one got a little handsy every now and then, what would your fiance say? Would she shrug it off like a cuck or go into a menstrual induced rage and make you stop seeing your friend?

Also, this isnt a relationship board. Sage.

That's fucking stupid. Just help her find some girls to do it.

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It's already to late for you OP just kys to end your suffering prematurely.

>>139747513
nice cuckbait

if not bait - your fiancee fucks other dudes, dumbass

My wife's son tells me that this is good bait.

>>139748117
Girls who say "girls are too much drama" usually are the drama.

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>>139747513
not even thinly-veiled cuckpost bait

>>139747513
>girls are too much drama
You blew it too soon, this isn't even good bait.

>>139747978
That's already been established. She's fine with that.

>>139748117
That did happen with a girl friend of mine, and I cut her out after talking to my fiancée, but I wouldn't say she flew into a menstrual induced rage. She just said "me or her" more or less.

>>139748280
Too late. Wedding's in a month and she isn't making friends as good as the ones that are going to be in our wedding in that time

>>139747513
Run

>>139747513

KEK

It's 2017, stop thinking about them as men and women. They can be whoever they want to be. Just tell your parent's those are women up there.

>>139748837
Then don't have any bridesmaids or groomsmen.

OP, you are marrying a high-testosterone female with BPD that WILL cheat on you.

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>>139747513
>Anyways, she wants to forego the gender norms in our marriage and have bridesmen on her side of the aisle. I'll have groomsmen, so there will be 10 guys on stage
the point of mixed sexes assisting in the marriage ceremony is so they can hook up and possibly find love/sex amongst each other. Enjoy your sausage fest and paying a few thousand dollars for catering a law-tier frat party.

>t. someone who's happily married but biggest wedding regret is not balancing out the ratio of girls to guys, what a bummer it was for my guests

>>139747513
It's not ok you fucking tard, as in having too many male friends wasn't a huge red-flag to begin with.

>>139748837
Pay hookers to pretend their her friends. You already are paying too much for a stupid ceremony, go a bit higher.

Oh and keep an eye on the whore. She obviously is going to cheat on you with one of her 'friends'. Make sure you know and have evidence for the divorce.

That way you don't have to KEEP paying for your stupidity.

>>139748837
So say the same thing to her? Theres 4 billion women anon, why set yourself up for disaster?

She's just letting you know she's a cheating whore before you get married so cosnider it a blessing and ditch her.

>>139747513
Sever this relationship immediately

>>139747513
>So my fiancée has always been better friends with guys than girls.
this means the only people that can bear her are people that want to have sex with her

>>139747513
Let me ask you something anon.
How would your wife react if all your friends were girls?

No news, no politics. Just a cuckold thread. SAGE

>>139747513
>but she takes to him about that.

>okay honey I'm going to go talk to that guy about being too handsy again, I'll be back at 6
>will you pick up some milk on your way home?
>sure. love you
>love you too

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LITERAL
KEK
GANGBANG

>>139748837
>She just said "me or her"
>and I cut her out
literally owned by your woman, stop being a cuck, she wants 10 groomsmen so they can run a train on her before the vows.

> and there was only one guy who got too handsy but she takes to him about that.

Not subtle enough.

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>>139749742
There's no convincing her otherwise I don't think.

Have fun trying not to kill yourself during the divorce.

>>139747513
>literal definition of cucked
may not be watching them fuck her, but might as well be

>>139749803
cucked

>>139749803

These guys are going to take her out for her bachelorette party because she seems relatively normie.

Where were you when your fiance got gangbanged by a 6 guys, one of which is too handsy sometimes but she talks to him about it?

Get your head out of your ass man

>>139749006
See

>>139749742
>>139749803
That's not an option

>>139749959
That dude isn't one of her bridesmen. I refused it.

>>139747513
Cuck

>>139747513
Lmfao. What a fucking horror story.
You are with a weirdo woman. My wife has never had guy friends because she's not dumb and understands that there is no such thing. Guy friends are 99% guys that want to fuck her.

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>>139749803
she tells you right there, she doesnt hold you higher than them. She will drop you quick.
>>139749892
THIS

>>139750109

Great job

>>139747513
It's not okay, and she has probably fucked every single one of them. Lol enjoy getting divorced in 3-4 years, then paying for her to fuck spics and niggers. Every girl that says that is either maladjusted (she can't related to her own sex) or more likely, a giant slut.

>>139749803
You're a fucking retard if you're marrying that

>>139749803
Holyshit.
She puts them on the same level as you, that's fucked up.

>>139749803
Right in the feels. I feel bad for you.

>>139747513
Honestly man you need to just get over your insecurities.

This woman picked you out of at least 5 other important guys in her life. This should give you confidence, which is undeniably an attractive trait.

It doesn't matter what your parents think so long as you can tell them this is how your future wife wants to do it. You can explain that if it was up to you it would be different but part of being in a relationship is that essential give and take, otherwise known as mutual respect.

A woman that values her friends at the same level of you just cares about status. You are just a goal of hers, nothing else.

>>139748837
>That's already been established. She's fine with that.

How'd that conversation go?

>>139750016
Sounds like you failed to set up boundaries a long time ago. Have you been honest with her about why it's troubling to have guys on stage?

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>>139749742
>>139749803

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>>139750382
>t. future #1 "my wife's son's stepdad"

>>139747513
>She says "girls are too much drama"
MAJOR FUCKING RED FLAG. I'm telling you this right now man. If you don't want to believe me no skin off my back but she WILL cheat on you. May not be today or tomorrow but you will someday learn that she was cheating on you off an on for a good while and when that happens I want you to think back to this post made by this BBC nigger that warned you but you didn't listen. Then at that point you will listen to me when I say get your kids DNA tested. When girls say that that means they want to be the only woman among a pack of men for all the male attention with no competition and if anything happens she has knights or attack dogs on hand to defend her.

>>139749803
>as much a part of my life as you
You fucked up man, shoulda seen this coming

>>139750403
truth. I forsee a lot of jealousy and fuckery in your future. She's gonna come at you with the whole, "you don't let me have time to see my friend" bullshit. and whenever you guys have a fight shes gonna run to them to cry on (and get dicked down)

>>139747513
Sounds like she prepared some roast beef before your wedding

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>>139749803
DO NOT MARRY THIS WOMAN DUDE

SHE LITERALLY DOES NOT LOVE YOU

YOU ARE JUST A WAY TO GET A DIAMOND RING AND STATUS

YOU (THE PERSON) ARE COMPLETELY REPLACEABLE IN YOUR ROLE TO HER

ABORT

ABORT

ABORT

>>139749803
>>139749742
This is fake you retards.

people getting married don't text wedding arrangemennt discussions to each other, they talk about them in person because they're LIVING TOGETHER

fuck off to /r9k/ with this cuckbait
sage and report for rule violation: off topic , not politics

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>>139747513
>not one person in that pic above 5'8"
A well placed bomb could rid of us a dozen manlets at the cost of one bint. Decisions, decisions...

>>139750382
Whoever said I was insecure. My parents and grandma are paying for most of the wedding and they're the ones who want it to be "traditional"

>>139750565
lol this nigger is correct. And a girl that's said that has almost CERTAINLY been blacked already. There's photos of your future bride getting used like a cheap whore by a bunch of niggers somewhere.

>>139747513
Exactly how many red flags do you need to see before you hit the ground running?

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>>139747513
>So my fiancée has always been better friends with guys than girls. She says "girls are too much drama".
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG

>>139747513
If you like sharing your wife with other men, go for it.

>>139750723
Shortest. Doors. Ever.

>>139749803
You must have mad self-esteem issues, anon. I genuinely feel bad for you. Fuck, I don't know what I'd do in your situation. Enlist in the army? Fake some kind of mental illness? You're fucked bro. She's already obviously figured out how much she can treat you like shit, if you marry her the bottom drops out and your life will become fucking hellish.
Here's what you should do. Go hire a dominatrix, get this shit well out of your system, take some shrooms on a hill on a beautiful day, and go find a girl who actually likes you.

>>139747513

At least if she gets knocked up by one of them, you have what appears to be a 50% chance of knowing when a shitskin baby pops out.

>>139750757
So insecure you can't even use a question mark.

Your kid will have Down's Syndrome.

>>139750704
>people that live together cannot be in separate places ever!

WHOA I was unaware of this rule. How do you tie your shoes in the morning you fucking retard?

OP, there's absolutely nothing wrong with a girl having a lot of guy friends, but there's something wrong when a girl doesn't have a few girl friends as well. You know how it goes, if you have drama with a few people it's them but when you have drama with everyone, it's you

>>139750884
Where can one find a dominatrix?

>>139747513
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>139751008

tell them u will pay

women do anything for money or so i heard

>>139749742
>>139749803
Knew it. I didn't even read these posts before I made my previous post about red flags, but this just confirms what I'm talking about. You are a cuck. She has you wrapped around her finger.

Derek, just stop. You're making a HUGE mistake.

>>139750522
I don't have a problem with it. It's convincing my conservative family (who are paying for almost the entire thing) that it's ok to not be "traditional". We set up the boundaries at the beginning: "don't fuck around"

>>139749742
>>139749803
>>139750538
Never mind, you're a low test cuck. OP hook me up with your girl so I can give her a proper BLACKING before she marries you.

>>139751057
Excellent!

>>139751072
They already know it's nontraditional, because the fucking bride's family is supposed to pay for the wedding.

You're like the King of the Nu Males.

>>139751008
The internet. Google "how to get a prostitute". It's not exactly rocket science. Living in an urban area or being able to shell out helps for niche stuff, obviously.

>>139748837
Kek, so she's allowed to have a bunch of straight male friends, but you can't have one straight female friend? Get out now. This won't end well.

>>139750565
He is right ya know.

>>139751192

he was being sarcastic u v i r g i n

>>139750996
>there's absolutely nothing wrong with a girl having a lot of guy friends

That's complete bullshit.

Straight men do not hang out with chicks that they don't want to fuck. Guaranteed that each one of her male friends wants to slam her ham.

>>139748837
>Too late. Wedding's in a month

LITERALLY NOT TOO LATE THEN, HUH.

>>139750996
No. A girl with guy friends is a huge red flag. It means she is mentally damaged. She cannot related to her own sex. Men only befriend women in hopes of having sex with them. So unless they're faggots, you're setting yourself up failure.

>>139751072
ohhh you didnt say you asked her not to cheat on you

that changes everything!

>>139750704
>people getting married don't text wedding arrangemennt discussions to each other
You do realize it's 2017 and not 1950 right?

>>139751072
I'm gonna be totally honest with you man, this is a big red flag... if you are OK with her being unfaithful go ahead.. but I really don't think this is going to be a great experience.. good luck

>>139749487
THIS! She sounds like a degenerate whore

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>>139751225
you can't prove that for certain, medpack

>>139750538
>>139749803
>>139749742

so you aren't baiting? you are literally a cuckold? this is fun, please post more! pics of fiance?

>>139751279
1850 and you couldn't read this.

>>139750538
I genuinely feel sorry for you man. She puts them before you, it's even worse than I thought.

>>139747513
Either bait or you're a cuck. kys for the bait or ditch the cheating whore fiance.

>>139751385
>you are literally a cuckold?

That's my guess.

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>>139751072
>>139751140

This.
>conservative
>paying for the son's wedding

Pick ONE.

>>139750538
OP, I really, really, really hope that this is a joke.

That you're texting a friend or something and made up all of this.

If not, R.I.P.

Quick question: are you better off financial wise then them. If you are then this is a red flag, bro.

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>>139751456
It looks like she is the man in this relationship

Tell her you're fine with it as long as they all wear pink polos and white shorts with long white socks and beige sandals.

>>139747513
sounds like a gang bang. hawt

>>139751072
You came to the wrong place if you want our support. You want to break from tradition, so you have to understand the reason behind the tradition.

>>139751230
Exactly. A woman having a bunch of male friends and few female friends is indicative of a histrionic narcissist who needs to constantly surround herself with orbiters (read: vultures) to get that rush of having all these men lust after her. Everyone KNOWS this is damn well true.

The only time a woman should have male friends is when they're simply the boyfriends/spouses of her own female friends. It's fucking weird for a woman to go hang out with male friends platonically.

This also gets to a larger problem with social media. Social media is destructive because a woman has hundreds of beta orbiters at her finger tips to shower her with attention whenever she wants. It makes it MUCH easier to cheat on a spouse when you can instantly connect to any of these people at the drop of a hat and get your cummies. The temptation is much stronger, like a fat guy trying to lose weight while always having a bowl of snickers bars in front of him.

>>139751072
If your family is so conservative tell them she's a whore that has a guy friend to fuck for every day of the week. You're either number 7 or the ATM machine. No family will say "Okay bobby but the wedding still goes on."

This thread is just incredible honestly. You gonna get cucked hard boy

>>139751230
>a friend wants to fuck so they must be fucking
Life ain't a porno

>>139751243
That's bull, I've been friends with girls I didn't want to fuck. Not best friends, but I would hang out with them while I also had a girlfriend I was fully into

>>139751578

He can kiss all his friends goodbye at the wedding. It's the last time they'll all be together.

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>>139751072
How old are you? If you're below 30 I'd suggest to ditch the bitch and find something better. Women with a lot guy friends are often times fucked in the head. They don't value your attention because if you don't give it to her she will get it from one of her guy friends.

>>139751640
Posts from kissless virgins don't really belong in this thread.

>>139751640
spoken like a true faggot

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>>139751385
This. I'm having a great time right now.

>>139750944
>>139751279
which is more likely, that he intentionally starts talking about a known point of contention about wedding arrangements when he is at work or for some reason temporarily separated from his fiance instead of doing what any normal person would do and talk about something you both disagree with in person

OR he's some cuckold roleplayer using an iphone conv image generator trying to tell a cool story and get yous

>>139751435
I fucking love you too man.

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>>139747513
>Always been better ''''friends''' with guys
>Marrying this whore

>>139751640
Were they actually *YOUR* friends or was it merely an instance of "friends of circumstance" (ie, girl is in the same group of friends as you, or one of your friends' girlfriends, or some other scenario where, if everything were equal, you wouldn't bother hanging out with her)

If you don't want them on stage with you, why not just have them sit in the isle?

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>>139749742
>>139749803
>>139750538

>>139749742
wow, so cucks do exist

>>139751769
either way this is great keep going OP, more pics of iphone convo and post nudes of your fiance plz

>>139751640
How long, on average were you friends with females you didn't want to fuck, or that put you in the social sphere of someone you wanted to fuck? I'd say my average is about 3-4 months. I'd hang out a lot to get to know her social group, then bounce. Don't get me wrong, every great once in a while man and woman platonically click, but a whole group of guys that just so happened to platonically click with her? lmfao you're only fooling yourself kid

>>139751833
definitely fake
or
you are like 20 and seriously retarded

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>>139747513
>guy friends
Anon I have some bad news.

>>139751833
confirmed fake LARPer

im not having fun anymore, fuck you OP. Too obvious. You could probably tweet this shit to Greg Lansky though and try to get some phat royalties

>>139751833
Thanks dude, I honnestly feel reassured. For a moment I though you was real and not trolling and really feels bad for you.

>>139751867
>wow, so cucks do exist
nigger, haven't you ever seen the internet before?

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