VACUUM CLEANERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

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How are you guys supposed to vacuum up all the Jew's ashes, then?

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>>139746989
>Make hoovers less powerful so they do less damage on the environment
>Weaker motors means you spend longer hoovering up
>Completely negating what you set out to do
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>>139746989
>If you don't follow this new law you will get raided and fined
ffs Europe.

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>>139746989
why the fuck ppl are not in the streets right now?

>>139748313
They won't go into the streets when muslims kill their kids but you expect them to do it over vacuum cleaners?

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>>139748800
i fucking kek'd

>>139746989
they're not confiscating any vacuums you dumb fucks, they're just banning the sale

>>139748800

yes. white people don't fight back.

stopping sex gangs? thats difficult and would require a backbone.

raiding an old lady's house and taking her vaccuum cleaner and giving her a bill? protecting the isles!

>>139746989
lel bruh who's gonna make me

>>139747765

They did the same thing here in America with "high efficiency" washing machines. They're horribly ineffective, so you just wind up setting them to do shot like pre-soaks and double rinses, which uses just as much water and WAY more electricity than an older washer.

>>139746989
Ok, but why tho?

What the fuck? Why are our politicians so obsessed with regulating absolutely every single detail of our lives, right down to the power of a fucking vacuum cleaner. How the fuck could those limitations ever be justifiable?

This is probably to make the less effective at cleaning germs.

Hillary has a huge rant about staying in places where they use vacuum cleaners in one of the released e-mails.

>>139749614
muzzies tend to re-tool appliances into IEDs.

turns out it's cheaper to raid your country than it is to deport unruly niggers

>>139749586
Same with the "efficient" toilets.

There was a whole king of the hill episode on it.

>>139746989
Yes because banning things has worked so well before.

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>>139750294
nobody is going to a speakeasy to buy a vacuum, John

>>139750196
The good ones are the ones with the 2 buttons on top for piss or poo. I think the piss button uses like 1 gallon and the poo one uses 3. Only good for homes though because I don't want to be putting my fingers where some nigger kid pissed all over.


I don't even know why I care because I piss in the sink anyway.

>>139750606
>I don't even know why I care because I piss in the sink anyway

My nigga

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>>139746989
Oh no, that sucks!

>>139750867
>Piss in the sink
>Saves infinite gallons
Show us the righteous way Senpai

>>139751143
fucking CARLOS

From Bosch pro forum:
Bosch associate
Written on 15.05.2012, 10:25 o’clock
Hi Guys

I got a pretty straight forward answer that doesn't really answer why from a technical stand point but explains why we don't do them here.

"Using DADO blade is prohibited by EN and IEC standards. Therefore this is not offered in the European market. "

America clearly has different standards.


http://archive.is/SolJE

>>139750606
i also piss in the sink. but there is a yellow ring forming about the sink hole. need to clean that sometimes

>>139746989
Illegal to sell or illegal to manufacture? I need to know how much time I have to drop my 750W cuck hoover and buy 1000W chad machine

Its about time they banned assault vaccuums. My friend lost his dick to one.

>>139751568
illegal to sell. you have a couple of hours left

>>139749586
>They did the same thing here in America with "high efficiency" washing machines

HOL UP

lemme introduce you to Speed Queen. this washing machine is GOAT. Made 100% in USA. if you're using some chink or nip garbage to wash your clothes you're a fucking communist.

>>139746989
Why are vacuum cleaners so fucking noisy?

>>139751197
>wake up
>go to bathroom
>rest your dick and balls on the edge of bathroom sink
>let the piss go
>brush your teeth meanwhile

the important thing is to keep the tap going for the whole duration of pissing. otherwise you will be hit by the full force of piss smell which may ruin your morning.
Do this every day of your life and you will save huge amount of water

If you have a gf, dont forget to was the piss away from the sink after every session, and visit bathroom here and there when she is at home so she wont become suspicious
Ive gotten to the point where i piss in the shower while my GF is shovering with me. I hug her and start kissing her (knowing that she will close her eyes during that), then pull my dick to side a bit so the stream wont hit her, aim the shower at the place where the piss will fall, so it covers the sound and dilute the piss fast enough before it starts smelling and then piss.
I stop kissing only after i stop pissing. then i nonchalantly wash away the remaining piss that stays on the shower floor, while i look deeply in her eyes so she wouldnt wander off with her gaze and spot the piss

>>139750606
>I don't even know why I care because I piss in the sink anyway.
Truly redpilled

>>139752515
high air flow + basically being an air compressor

air compressors are loud too

>>139751143
you lil shit

>>139752620
They drive me crazy.

>>139752591
>If you have a gf
just where do you think you are?

>>139752591
pleb. You close the drain and fill up an inch of water then pee into that so you don't get piss flying all around you

>>139749772
Agenda 21

Stores are just gonna slap "industrial vacuum" sticker on them and keep selling them. Nothing to see here lads.

>>139746989

so what, we're just gonna buy now on the Vacum Dark Market

btw F U C K T H E E U

I have an old Siemens 1300W vacuum cleaner. I will pass on this treasure to my children.
Fuck the EU.

>>139749586
I like my HE washer though.

Fridges on the other hand... new fridges use a different kind of freon that is less damaging to the ozone layer or something. OK great. But, this new refridgerant is corrosive and destriys the compressor after a few years. A fridge built in the 50s 60s 70s or 80s used to last decades, now they last a few years. So we're dumping 10x more fridges in the landfills (and releasing 10x more freon), in an effort to be more environmentally responsible???

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>>139746989
What about my 1500 Watt 50 Meter transceiver?

>>139753490
what do you think. its trans so it has special priviledges. as long as you wont go with it into army

>>139753490
try turning it off and off like you are unplugging to vacuum a new room of your house

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>>139746989
This is why we left, look at this authoritarian shit, it's not even being used right how does this shit matter, this is someones job someone got paid for this

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GOD DAMN EU COMMIES SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

>>139753365
Similar for the vacs. What a stupid idea, now you have to run them 2x as long to get anything clean.

why is /pol/ so retarded.

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>>139753774
"just one of Al Gores houses uses 35 times the average Tennessean carbon footprint on electricity alone." - Alex Jones

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>>139754079
I used to think about 50% of /pol/ was actually intelligent if you excluded all the Canadian and Aussie posters but then I discovered no one on /pol/ actually understands how radios work so now I know there is no intelligence here, myself included.

>>139746989
Okay, I better buy two 900 watts then.

>>139754359
at least we have boobs

First they came for our WIFI antenna output, then our light bulbs, now the vacuums..

When will tyranny end?

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>>139754501
Well, yeah, there's that.

>>139753365
My family bought their fridge in '97 and it's still going strong.
I think the point is you shouldn't skim on appliances, but not buy the gimmicky "stylish" crap either. Be willing to pay good money, just not for the "smart fridge" where all the extra price is in the stupid touchpad screen or ice dispenser or black matte texture or whatever.

But I have never gone refrigerator-shopping so what the fuck would I know.

>>139754523
it started when they took the guns

>>139754624
There are no good mass produced appliances now, shekelfriend. Even if you buy expensive, it is just more polished shit. Todays electronic are made to fall apart after warranty ends.

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>>139755125
That's why everyone needs to learn how to desolder/solder SMT chips and how to test them.

Typically on computers and TVs it's just a $0.18 cent integrated fuse that blows.

I have rescued a dozen computers and several TVs for my neighbors, saving them thousands of dollars and making about $49.82 each time (exception: I fixed my 100 year old neighbor's TV for free).

>>139755125
incorrect.

>>139752153
25 year washing machine.

>>139754672
Go buy some.

>>139749586
That's so fucking funny for some reason.