GREEK LIFE RETREAT CANCELLED AFTER BANANA PEEL FOUND IN TREE,

wtf I love bananas now

Is it truly over for Western Civilization?

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>>139743230
White supremacists celebrate across the globe.

We are in the midst of mass hysteria.

>>139743230
wait what, I'm dyslexic and having a little trouble reading this. What is racist here? A man threw a banana in a tree? this is racist? Was he a nazi or just hungry?

>>139744130
KEEP YOUR HATE FRUIT OFF THIS CAMPUS

>>139743230
thnx for the keks friendo, I wish I could go back in time to make this a comedy skit out of it

SLIP ON THESE

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>>139743230
>To be clear, many members of our community were hurt, frightened, and upset by what occurred at IMPACT,”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>139743230
Good.

Pay debts.

black hypersensitivity will only get worse over time... unless we make abortion, iuds, and contraception, absolutely free.

>>139743230
i dont get it, does a banana peel imply something?

>>139744547
Guy couldn't find a trashcan anywhere nearby, so he put his banana peel in a tree. Other students came by later and were apparently horrified and threatened at the obscene racist imagery. Whole thing spiraled out of control and administration closed the program early because people weren't feeling safe.

Here's the school newspaper's article, if you want a less-polarized source. Still reads like a subtle Onion article.

http://thedmonline.com/greek-life-retreat-ends-abruptly-bias-concerns/
http://archive.is/ptNVe

hahaha. once it's at this point, a banana peel being racist, it can only get worse.

I'm gonna sit back and enjoy the impending race war

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>stupid fucking niggers keep comparing themselves to apes
>implying they're even good enough

remember that planet of the apes shit?

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>>139743230
>Frightened by a banana

When you can't even make this level of shit up.

Dipshit apologizing for throwing away banana peel that would degrade/be eaten in a matter of day.

Never apologize unless you actually sin. Never.

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>>139745177
Almost forgot, here's the image that sent everyone into a tizzy

Holy shits its a fucking banana peel

>>139745521
we need to meme this somehow

>>139744545
No kidding. When a noose was discovered in my university's library, full heat on the white students for "threatening" the black students. Turned out an Asian girl was mocking her friend who had said he wanted to kill himself. Do you think they apologized to the white students? I'll never donate a penny to my alma mater.

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Wow, and blacks have the audacity to use phrases like "white fragility." What a bunch of spineless weaklings.

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>>139743230
top kek

stupid fucking niggers getting so triggered by being compared to monkeys just confirms that on some level, they do regard themselves as being basically as retarded as monkeys

>>139745089
Monkey in a tree I guess. The whole thing reads like an onion article.

>>139745521
bahahahaha holy shit. I was imagining a legit "hanging" with a little noose and everything.
These fucking people, baka.

>>139745521
wut

wut? you'd think the way they reacted he had strung it up. this is just. wut?

>>139743230
>hurt, frightened
>safe spaces required
seriously, please burgers, get some SA uniforms together and some swastika banners,
then march through some uni campus and maybe get tossed out in the process.
Blast some horst wessel and throw some hitler salutes. Just imagine what emotional distress that would case if a FUCKING BANANA PEEL does this.

Da fack?!Is this even reality,what timeline are we in?!

>>139745089
niggers are often compared to monkeys

its a huge meme that monkeys like to eat bananas, to the point of exclusively eating bananas. i guess they don't have that meme in norway

>>139745636
Did they at least make it publicly known what happened?

Or did blacks continue to think it was whitey?

>>139743230
>Walk around campus eating bananas
>only leave them in trees when you're finished
>leave random tied ropes hanging from random rafters/trees/etc
>go as a ghost for halloween
this is getting too easy

hilarious shit

>>139745603
the banana of nigger repelling

>>139745499
Can I keep niggers out of my neighborhood making a scarecrow out of bananas? Did...did we just solve Chicago's crime problem?

>>139746120
>niggers are often compared to monkeys
>its a huge meme that monkeys like to eat bananas, to the point of exclusively eating bananas. i guess they don't have that meme in norway
we do have that meme, it's just that i failed to do the mental gymnastics to make discarded food waste into a racist symbol

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>>139743230
>Banana in tree
>First thing they think of
>Racism
Please let this be fake

>>139745441
shit i wanna hang out with a based gorilla now

>>139743230

Calling it. False-flag operation committed by SJWs. Fuck I can't believe my Alma Mater is getting more cucked each year.

>am white
>eat 2 or 3 bananas a day
should I be concerned?

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>>139745726
I never understood the "white fragility" thing. (((Everyone))) is collectively shitting their FUCKING pants over the smallest hint that whites are waking up. Why are they so scared of white people?

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>>139745603

>>139743230
>17-YEAR-OLD TEENAGER SUES HIS PARENTS FOR BEING BORN WHITE
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/17-year-old-teenager-sues-his-parents-for-being-born-white/

White civilization will soon be destroyed

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>>139745521
Wew

>>139745521
The college should remove trees because of their historical context in american racism

>>139746293
that would just attract them desu

>>139746287
>>139745603
nah you're playing it wrong. you have to continue the meme that niggers = monkeys, aka they like to eat bananas, hence why they get triggered by bananas

>>139743230
I'm in a hospital cafeteria in Mississippi, eating a banana and drinking FUCKING WHITE MILK, how long until the triggering?

Why are ole miss greeks letting the nigger chapters join in? My school had a separate council for the minority ones

REMINDER: Power is being able to shut down your opposition by merely pointing at a banana peel in a tree.

>>139743230
>Cancel an entire trip because a student couldn't find a trashcan and put a banana peel on a tree and then everyone assumes it must be because whoever put it there thinks black people are monkeys

lmao at this point they're just being racist against themselves. We don't have to do anything anymore.

>nobodys posted cancerbanana
thank you /pol/ you haven't let me down yet(today)

>>139746740
dont even speak its name you fucking retard
you goddamn moron, you fucking idiot

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>>139746681
>Bursting into tears when you spot a discarded banana peel in tree
Yeah, real powerful.

>>139743230
First Milk, now bananas.
What will racist white boys claim next?

>>139745521
Proof niggers have the emotions of toddler.s

>>139746916
Hopefully air and water.

>>139743230
What happens if they see
an actual banana tree,
Will they pick them, or just flee?
From bananas in the tree

>>139746133
It was made publicly known so the uproar ended. Fortunately, no whites were ever attacked. But it was a brief article in the student newspaper vs. the earlier parade of university faculty denouncing the white students.

>>139745089
>bananas are the last stand of implicit white identitiy

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>>139746458
because they're hysterical maniacs

>>139743230
I'm honestly surprised grocery stores are even allowed to carry bananas or watermelon anymore desu.

>>139743230
lmao this is fucking great.

we need more shit like this. More things with plausible deniability.

>leaving the even in tears
>over someone throwing a banana peel in a tree.

This is hillarious.

>>139746495
Brainwashed to the max

>>139746823
replying to my post will only make it more visible you goddamn moron, you fucking idiot

>>139743230
>Alpha Kappa Alpha President Makala McNeil

is that a real actual name and title? Just imagine how he has to introduce himself.

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>racist bananas

>>139747090
And cotton shirts.

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>>139746823
>>139747158
Say no more

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>>139743230

>Bananas
>Watermelon
>Fried chicken

MUST BE BANNED NOW. THEY ARE SYMBOLS OF RACISM.

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>>139747300
>implying I didn't want this

>>139747233
"Alpha Kappa Alpha" is the organization name. It's a fraternity/sorority, and those always have three greek letters for the name.

I guess they took the verse "strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees" a bit too serious

>>139744547

It's likely that an animal or bird carried it.

>>139743230
Is... Is it at all possible it was just litter?

Personally, I find this hilarious. Some body left a banana in the woods and some black folks took offense that someone might suggest they would be stupid enough to fall for bait to get them into the woods. Seriously. You just can't make this stuff up.

>>139746465
Kek, under rated.

I wonder who was behind this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R70i7N96K2k

Can you imagine the shitshow if one of these so-called adults saw an actual damn banana tree?

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This country needs a new hero!

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>>139747083
kek

>>139747523
But think about it. They actually DID fall for "the bait". LOL.

>>139747431
I see AKA tags on nigger cars here all the time.
>Talking about the Greek community
>We wuz Greeks and sheeit

>>139743230
the simple fact that they linked a random banana peel in a tree to them being moneys shows they know what they really are

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>>139746495
That lawyer must be a level 4 kike, at least.

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HONK

>>139744130
Lordosis

>>139747004
>What happens if they see
>an actual banana tree,
>Will they pick them, or just flee?
>From bananas in the tree
When monkeys see a banana tree
they do not stop or even flee
because the bananas in that tree
are free.

someone needs to chuck bananas all over the grounds there

give the niggers a drive by banana bombing

>>139747300
god

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What's so funny about bananas?

>>139745503
He was probably a white-guilt libshit himself

>>139746458
White fragility is the inversion of white flight.

Basically the idea is whites flee violent blacks so they inverted it to be whites flee any racial conflict.

It's a different way of placing the blame for the fact that blacks are violent.

>>139746495
>Siamese twins in vicious legal battle over right to masturbate
>Boston: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
>Qatar: 11-year-old receives 200 lashes for breaking hymen during bike ride
>Man on drugs breaks into a pet shop and eats 10 lbs of dog food
>Babysitter transported to hospital after inserting a baby in her vagina

I'm going out on a limb based on the other headlines for that site and calling FAKE NEWS

We are reaching levels of literally can't even never before thought possible.

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>>139746726
do the kike that threatened a thousand ann frank stores and forced the press to blame trump.

>>139743230
Sounds like UM needs some Red Pills dropped all over their lie spaces.

Expose Jews
Expose Black Crime
Expose Mass Immigration/Cheap Labor (this one really hurts them because there is overlap on the Far Right and Far Left message; the Left either abandons workers rights or blocks Mass Immigration.)

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>>139748688
Heiled.

>>139747300
Banana man pls

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>>139744130
Why are white girls such BBC loving degenerate whores?

Serious question.
What monkeys eat bananas in the wild?
I was thinking something like a lemur, but I am not sure if bananas are native to the area where lemurs inhabit.

This is funny in the most tragic way.
I can't wait for the loiterer to be charged for hate crimes. How can this shit keep going downhill?

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What the fuck?

>>139748485
>Siamese twins in vicious legal battle over right to masturbate
is jacking yourself off gay if your siamese twin can feel it too?

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>>139749183
Symbol of white supremacy.

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>>139745603
>meme

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>>139743230

Its like the script of a comedy. Fucking hilarious.

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>fruit is racist and a serious offense that must be apologised for

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>>139743230
>[Post a Reply]
BREAKING
Banana terrorist identified as Sam Hyde, a noted white supremacist and Trump supporter.

>>139748688
>>139748945
no. fucking. way. those. two. are. real.

>>139743230
top fucking kek

>>139744596
heh

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>>139747083
together with banana we can make minios white supremacy simbol too

>>139746599
checked and this

>students of color and Ole Miss administration created a fake race controversy to deny white students their right to assemble.

I fixed the article

>>139743230
poor babbies need safe spaces from tropical fruit.

>>139749219
They're native to Indonesia, so nope.

It takes a special level of victim complex to see a banana peel lying about and assume it to be a racist attack

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>>139745521

OMG!!! LITERALLY SHAKING HERE. UTTERLY HORRIFYING.

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>>139748134
I understood that reference.

>>139743230
jesus christ somebody just finished a banana and chucked it, making it cling to a branch.

how is that raysiss? bananas don't grow on trees

>>139744130
Why does she have such pronounced lumbar lordosis?

>>139743230
Holy shit you racists are taking things too far these days. I mean, I thought drinking milk was bad enough, but now littering!

My wife's black son is literally shaking right now.

Just another attack on one of the last standing goyische institutions in the west.

>>139750639

average college liberal yes

>>139744940
Do you want them in euros only, or do you need some in bananas to fit your 15% shitskins?

This sounds like the onion

>>139743230
Lol at the comments on the article, a bunch of people talking shit to this liberal named Isaak (((Berg)))

That Makala nigger sounds like malaka
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MALAKA

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>>139743230

I’m begging at this point for the media to keep doing this. It just increases Trumps base. For every one once liberal like me who jumped ship from the disgusting side there are thousands like me. I know many who have left the hysteria and cone to their senses from this shrill shit being peddled.

>>139749626
The original siamese twins chang and eng were both married, had a 4 person bed, one couple had 12 children the other couple 14....such an intolerant time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker

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Fuck niggers

>>139743230
>banana peel in tree relates to monkey
>monkey relates to nigger

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I love it how they immediately link monkeys to niggers. Priceless.

>>139748945
>>139750002
https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CJ+Andriessen/nintendo-in-hot-water-after-controversial-tweet-288050.phtml

This is why the democrats lost. You simply don't mess with video games.

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>>139751280
They also had slaves and lost their fortune in the Civil War. One of the kids fought for the Confederacy.

so raciss

>>139746458
>>139748449

Beyond that, I think it's an effort to delegitimize or emasculate White Identity by trying to associate it with weakness.

The other explanation is that Feminists were running with 'Masculinity so Fragile', and... you know.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Hey America... can you stop? Just fucking stop.

>>139751493
I heard they would alternate chings and chongs with each thrust.

>>139752167
College campuses are day cares for adults in America. Finding things to get upset about is how the children play. It's not worth getting upset over. Just laugh about it like the rest of us.

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>>139752167
No. Bananas taste good and are good for you.

>>139752586
Lots of potassium. Helps stop cramps. Especially Charlie Horses in the calf.

>>139751493
I guess it's inconvenient for the narrative.

I also rarely see the honest whites in the North glorified, I guess they want to put shame on all whites and make the Confederacy only about whites.

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>>139743230

>>139752808
If I saw that I would assume that someone couldn't find a trash can... which is what actually happened. How thin-skinned and creative do you have to be to jump to an attack on blacks? If it were an actual banana (not just the peel) with a rope it would have been different.

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>>139752965
Like this?

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>>139743230
Let me get this straight.
Some guy couldn't find a trash can so he just threw the peel on the tree.
Then some other students "felt uneasy" and started thinking about blacks being monkeys..
Wouldn't this mean those same people who are offended are the racist ones for making that association in the first place?

>>139752808
The peel doesn't look half a day old, 3 hours at best. I wouldn't be surprised, if one of their own did it. If intentional or unintentional lazy, idk, but that's one fresh banana peel for sure.

>>139743230
#Notallbananas

>>139747625
*GLOBAL BOKER FACE*

>>139743230
>Left has gone so far into insanity that now even a fucking fruit will trigger them across the sky
Leafs are less pathetic then this.

Can an American explain to me why you have a hard-on for Greeks in universities? What's a Greek fraternity? What's a Greek retreat? It sound retarted.

>>139745521
How much you willing to bet it was a nigger that ate that banana and tossed the peel in a random direction instead of a nearby trash can?

>>139748134
kek

>>139755372
lol

PEEL THE BANANAS, FRUIT WARS NOW!

>>139745089
The irony is that 99% of us would see a banana in a tree and think, "That's trash, it should be in the garbage", whereas these "anti-racists" see NOTHING but RACISM.

>>139747300
I don't even mind having to reply, this brightened up my day

>>139751280
>>139751493
>they married sisters

How fucking kinky were these people?

>>139753784
No Anon, that makes them aware of the dangers of microaggressions by privileged oppressors

>>139743230
Damn it legit took me 30 seconds to figure this was not complaint about "Communal Punishments being bad" on littering.

God damn US what is wrong with you people.

>>139743230
>Alpha Kappa Alpha President Makala McNeil

Am I living in a cartoon

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NO, T-THESE AREN'T GREEKS LADS, T-THEY ARE JUST...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>139761661
Consider yourself appropriated lad