Can you guys teach me how to pray Kek?

>>139732142
go to /pol/ every day

Rtfm

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>>139732142
The smell of communist blood pleases KEK

>>139732142
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

learn to use wiki bro

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>>139732142
get digits like these ...faggot
praise kek
shadilay

>>139734552
fuggin reroll

>>139732142
It's simple.

Get a frog statue.

Put it onto a nicely covered small desk.

Meditate in front of it first day in the morningarden for five minutes every single day.


https://www.gaiam.com/blogs/discover/meditation-101-techniques-benefits-and-a-beginner-s-how-to

Done.

>>139732142
No.
Pray to the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

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gas yourself cancer

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>>139732142
>A few years ago I was visiting the German countryside with my family.
>We saw a lot of decorations depicting a crowned frog
>For some reason it drove us a bit crazy, we decided we HAD to find and buy a crowned frog statue home
>Spent the entire day looking for a shop selling one
>Now I have a small KEK statue in my garden, under the wisteria
>I pray to it everyday

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Remember that the Knowledge path has already been fully explored in the Vedas. Remember that white people have lost their link to authentic teachings because of Christianity and materialism but that that era is coming to an end.

Remember that under all Chaos is the Order and that Order is ultimately more powerful than Chaos (the frogger is the Chaos God of ancient reeeeEgypt) and that the primary use of Chaos is to remove the obstacles in the path of your Knowledge path towards transcending the Order. Ask that el froggo destroy the old and false Order, internalise his infinite Chaos power and use it to cut away at all illusions until only Knowledge (Order) remains.

Pic is the Order (the true shape of the Periodic Table)

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>>139734646
reincarnation is unfalsifiable you fucking jew worshipping cucktard. only true knowledge is the source of meme juice, not your shitty plagiarist fake pagan shitligion!!!!!

>>139732142
PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>139732142

Study the nature of Chaos.

>>139734488

And spill some commie blood if an opportunity to do that arrives.

>>139735354
only athiests believe in reincarnation

>>139732142
step 1 - start by going to reddit.com/r/kek
step 2 - express your superior devotion to kek by never coming back here.
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>>139732142
You don't pray, you create meme's and watch the chaos.

>>139732142
Back to r eddit with this cringe kek shit, retarded frogposters

Actually jesus christ, this entire thread is r.eddit level cringe and maximum faggotry. This faggot bait is working well.
You do not belong here.

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>>139734859
Esoteric Kekism will be the Scientology of the future White Republic.

like this

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>>139734628
Don't listen to this nigga, DO NOT PRAY TO A STATUE. PRAYING TO STATUES WILL GET YOU ROYALLY FUCKED. "KEK" will posses somebody you meet, that is your opportunity to ask things of him, which he has zero obligation to uphold. You have to communicate with him in code, leaving out key words and filling them in with your inner thoughts. You will know you are in the presence of KEK when the people you speak to are making remarks and responding to what you were thinking, not saying. Praying to a statue just gonna make you a pagan statue worshiper and your gonna get the belt. Your KEK statue is nothing more than a statue created in a factory by tiny Asian hands. Do not ask it for power, wealth, forgiveness, or the secrets of the universe. This will only end badly for you.

>>139732142
The only prayer Kek really desires is the chaos spawned by his followers.

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>>139732142
>Can you guys teach me how to pray Kek?

sure go to >>>/r/eddit the will teach you.
be sure to listen to the skeptics like sargon of mossad.

Can you teach me how to be a subhuman redditor who needs to kill himself?

>>139732142
PRAISE KEK XDXDD

>>139735257
I like your response. I take great pleasure in watching the old world that so many "smart" people believe in crumble.
Read about Kek and ponder his meaning.

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>>139734488
>>139738722
checked