So last night an alligator reserve flooded in TX, subsequently releasing them into the flood waters. And now a chemical plant is spilling chemicals into the flood waters.
How long before super intelligent mutant alligators?
in some ways id be more concerned about the frogs.
>>139725162
>alligators, as an award for being around so long, essentially instant level-up to human-level
I'd be okay with this. I'd be friends with an alligator.
As a super-intelligent mutant alligator who has recently joined the society of men, I must say... kill all niggers.
>>139728487
This, alligator warrior tribes would be bro.
>>139728487
you have no sense of self preservation
would the gatemen befriend the frog factions? would they war?
>>139729058
>implying alligators won't side with the white man
See
>>139728740
>>139725162
1. This hurrican is manmade
2. HAHAHAHAHAHA TEXAS ETERNALLY BTFO
Galveston anon here. Almost to Houston from Dallas.
White power
>>139729556
Texas is stronger then ever. Get fucked Yankee.
>Hillary and other reptilian shapeshifters infiltrate government and create HAARP
>Create hurricane to flood Houston and release hundreds of alligators into the flood waters
>Use Blackhawk helicopter to covertly strike chemical plant overnight
>Mutant gator army unleashed on the US
>>139729443
The virgin caiman Vs the Chad croc
>>139729984
>>Hillary and other reptilian shapeshifters infiltrate government and create HAARP
>>Create hurricane to flood Houston and release hundreds of alligators into the flood waters
>>Use Blackhawk helicopter to covertly strike chemical plant overnight
>>Mutant gator army unleashed on the US
Mother of dog