The ditch that saved America https://youtu.be/1Yqa5PUViPo

>>139721857
If they were trying to ram his vehicle they are a moron

>>139721857
Do they not know the limo he travels in weighs as much as a tank?

>>139723386
>>139723680
No one ever claimed liberals were smart, but saying it wasn't intentional is being a faggot, it was clearly intentional

>>139721857
I saw a different bread on this, and it didnt look like an attempt to me. BUT NOW, with the pic you posted, and on further review of the video at 1:16 the limo sees the car and switches lanes. Seems like this was an assassination attempt, a really shitty one but WOW

>>139724437
>a really shitty one
This tbhfam
Why didn't that stupid bitch just park in the parking lot across the street??

>>139721857
>When you are so bad at being an assassin that even schlomo shekelstein is wondering why he hired you
Man the deepstate is having a bad day

>>139721857
the car did not come out where your orange arrow is, that spot is too close to the lamp post. it was further back, closer to the next lamp post where the car dropped into the ditch.

>>139721857
did the car have any explosives in it or is the driver just a complete moron?

>>139721857

fucking laughable response time. guy could have easily and calmly got out, popped his trunk, rearranged his gi joe action figures, loaded up his grenade launcher and fired 20 shots by the time CIA niggers drove over to see what the problem was.

>>139727977
I'm guessing the main motorcade was just trying to get out of there in case the car had explosives in it.

>>139727936
Probably a moron , but it was a test of security , they got too close

>>139727977
You can see the one grey car come to block his line of sight as the president got out of there.

>>139727421
Or perhaps that's exactly what they wanted, a failed "assassination" to make it seem like Trump is not one of them. You know, keeping the illusion of resistance alive. If deep state really wanted Trump dead, he'd be dead long time ago

lol I'm still laffin at the site of that car lumbering out of nowhere and getting lodged in the ditch

>>139729677
gutter ball

>>139721857

That was unbelievably stupid, so stupid it looks like signalling rather than an actual attempt. Like someone who commits suicide for attention but doesn't want to die.

There was no way that was going to work, none at all.

>>139721857
Anyone know who did it?

>>139730383
In the thread last night they said it was some fat lesbian

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they probably would have made it, except the suspension was overloaded.

>>139730481
They better throw her under a federal prison then. I don't care if it was stupid and sloppy, she needs to be punished for her obvious attempt.

>>139729207
If that were the case, then the media would've actually been reporting on this as an assassination attempt, nigger

>>139730572
the claim was brake failure

>>139730646
As if.

>>139730646
Ok, but why was she in the woods and just happenned to lose control of her breaks at that time? What a stupid slob that woman is.

>>139727421

All you shills and bots pretending to have conversations is seriously pathetic.

>>139731022
Why are you posting on a website if it's all bots and shills anon?

>>139729677
Lefties can't drive for shit

>>139730830
>>139730814
That was the claim I can't verify. Anon last night had maps up showing where the brake failure may have occurred on another road. Doesn't add up in my estimation.

>>139721857
Even if he were successful, it would do absolutely nothing. The presidential limo is fucking bomb proof.

>>139730488
I wouldn't want to mess with those sea cows

>>139721857
that's nutso koo koo
>sperglord tries and fails at killing the president
>media does not mention
>many such cases ! sad!

>>139721857
The beast could withstand certain missile strikes and has a machine gun attached to it. the fuck does that retard think hitting it with a car will do other than completely destroy his shitty car?

http://nypost.com/2017/08/31/rogue-vehicle-gets-too-close-to-donald-trumps-motorcade/

nothing to see here folks, just a good hearted american citizen having brake troubles on the edge of the forest as soon as the president gets within a forty foot radius of her hood

>>139731392

Lesbian car bomb

>>139721857
>A vehicle built to withstand against IEDs and 50 calibre bullets.
>Doesn't even attempt to use a 4x4.
What did he really expect would have happened if there wasn't that ditch, besides dying from the impact?

>>139731557
>brake trouble
there's literally a lake behind that access, she fucking floored it to hit the ditch at the speed she did

>>139731557
>>139732508
The officials saying she had break trouble need to be sent to Guantanamo Bay. We need shows of force to scare people into telling the truth.

>>139721857
You think the secret service would have noticed if he'd placed a plank there? Probably not.

The timing would have to be impeccable even if they didn't notice. What an idiot.

What the fuck is this shit?

Why would you park into the woods and floor it when the whole flock of cars comes in?

You piss babies keep trying, and keep failing. Google stock is still going up. Way up. Stay mad, nazis.

>>139734852
Why the non sequitur? You can post here as long as it's on topic. Mods won't delete your post and we won't have a collective cry-in.

>>139734468
Trying to get on America's Funniest Home Videos.

>>139721857
I wish those suicide bombers made it all the way .

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>>139721857
talk about anti-climatic

>>139727977
Even at "top" level, their security is laughable, but I guess they would rather prevent it before it happens rather than stopping it as it happens. Still they only need to slip by once.

>>139727977
You can see that the president's vehicle moved to the right side of the motorcade, so this "assassin" wouldn't have had line of sight anyway.

And the response would have been very different if the driver actually got out of the car.


You're a fucking retard

>>139731285
>bomb proof
Kek, sure throwing a grenade at it wouldn't do much, not so sure about an RPG or an IED on the side of the road.

>>139734852
lolz. Your girlfriend can't drive for shit, Tyrone.

>>139736402
This
He moved to the right and smashed the gas
The presidential limo has armor plating, bullet proof glass, and about the same amount of horsepower as the ZR1 Corvette, it needs that power to haul ass while armor plated

>>139737096
Not enough power. Needs a fucking jet turbine to keep away from the crazies.

>>139736402
>multiple cars so the exact vehicle the president is in can't be targeted
>at the slightest danger move out of formation
Genius, now the car is marked.

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The absolute state of peak liberal media insanity

>>139737220
They rotate positioning, so it's not always the same car, but in an ideal situation they should have moved in unison.

>>139737195
>over 600+ bhp/600 lb/ft
>not enough
You're probably right, but I bet I'm understating what it actually has

>>139737195
Batmobile with a golden T, or we aren't doing it right

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>>139721857
People are claiming this was one of the people in the car. Fat Lesbian who lives around there and posts a bunch of lefty political stuff on social media.

Anyone know if it's confirmed or not?

What's happening here?

>>139737517
This guy gets it.

>>139723680
>Do they not know
Probably not, liberals don't know a great many things.

What the ACTUAL fuck?

Had this been against Obama, it would had been the freakin story of the year. Why is pol the only place reporting on this?

What the fuck.

>>139738035

Mods were also deleting threads earlier for some reason

>>139738035
plenty of local, tabloids and fox news are reporting it.

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>New York Post

>"..but officials said the incident was simply a case of malfunctioning brakes."
>wow, much luck
>such coincidence
>much fake news to protect the left

>>139730597
They report antifa as savior's against the neo-nazis, they'd probably just say that the person made a wrong turn off that dirt road or something.

>>139738341
>Antifa says they're peaceful, so we have corrected our story to say such

>>139738035
My neighbor's a cop and has told me about a guy who had to be put down when Obama was president when he was going to visit around here, was just some redneck with a sniper that wasn't reported on, I think unless it was an obvious public attempt their main goal is to downplay it to stop people from wrongthinking and copy catting

>>139737466
Well, protecting someone is always going to be harder than trying assassinate someone. I would go for explosives under the road, I doubt they check for anything like that or anti tank cannon in a back of a van since they have no protection from the sides.

>>139731565
I'm sure the beast can withstand a queef just fine.

Liberals
> get Dukes of Hazard taken off TV
>Never learn how to jump car over ditch.

>>139738494
They said that?. Ok then. I take it back. Poor lady must have been scared to fall in that violent trench.

>>139738399
Checked
This might also be the reason the media distanced themselves from antifa recently. They new this and more was coming.

Personally I think it looks like a test run. I know I learned a thing or two watching it. I'm sure they did too.

>>139738248
As always, if you'd stop sperging out making duplicate threads the mods probably wouldn't delete them.

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>>139738341
>"..but officials said the incident was simply a case of malfunctioning brakes."

Yeah it's kindof weird, the idea of anyone thinking they could do anything to the beast with a 15 year old Corolla is unbelievable but it's even more unbelievable that they were driving down a road with a 30mph speed limit, realized their brakes were out tried the e-brake, realized that was also somehow broken, veered off the road towards a pond, drove through shrubs and trees over rough ground and still popped out of the woods going pretty fast just as the President of the U.S. drives by.

>>139738938
Wow, are you questioning the (((narrative)))?

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>>139730646
Impossible.
A pic in another thread pretty much confirms the location in OP.

>>139738725
CNN edited one of their headlines with exactly that reasoning days after Charlotsville

>>139723680
i would've loved to see that retard ram into Trump's vehicle just to get blown the fuck up

>>139738686
Pretty sad desu

>>139739064
that pretty much confirms it was a shit attempt an assassination, why the fuck would some guy just randomly be parked in the wood?

Also "muh brakes" makes <0 percent sense cause of the lake

>>139739466
If you try to spin the line it was traveling on the other road and lost control and veered off that road in the curve it wouldn't add up either because there are large trees in the curve.

>>139739747
>inb4 they actually try to spin it as if the car drove OVER the fucking water

There was a barricade on the road around the lake. If she veered left to avoid it, she would pop out right where she "was hiding".

First post of this also said SS let her go after checking the car and not finding anything.

>>139739889
The true question is how did they know the route to be taken by the motorcade. That is classified info and they have many routes to choose from my understanding. This digs deeper than at first glance. They definitely were not fucking or doing drugs in the woods. Looks more like someone was testing a classified leak source.
>>139740250

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>>139739889 Not brake fail! Look at where it was supposed to have come from
https://www.google.com/maps/@37.2399452,-93.2492431,57a,35y,146.28h,44.6t/data=!3m1!1e3

>>139740340
why would they need to physically be there to test it you fucking moron? it's streamed all over the place they can just watch to see if it's true. i like the angle but holy shit are you reaching

>>139740470
The vehicle appeared to have no front end damage to say it went wild, jumped stones and dodged trees. Even after slamming the ditch. No joy, but what was the gravy? Any fool should know that limo can take anything thrown at it.

>>139740340
There will indubitably be an investigation, the question is if/when the findings will be made public/leaked.
>>139740470
you cant see the street/motorcade from there. if there was a barricade there, and they tried to swerve to avoid it, they probably started shitting their pants as soon as they crested the hill and thats why they cut their wheel to the left harder

>>139740775
Moronic to think these fools have leadership with a source feeding them classified info? Moronic to think that there are groups who not only know the presidents schedule of appearances, but show to disrupt.

>>139740340
Classified or not, it's not really something you can hide once it start moving ... and in an era where everyone has a smartphone and instant access to social media, you can bet there will be a bunch of "TRUMP CONVOY IS JUST IN FRONT OF ME OMG§§§§".
Unless the full itinerary is super short, that give plenty of time to place yourself even if you didn't know the exact path before.

>>139737220

> Implying it's not a decoy car to take the mark to draw more fire.

>>139739889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxdpKopak8o

>>139738897

"Ok guys, new plan, don't floor it while driving down into the ditch."

>>139736402

the driver did get out of the car 1:32 of the video, retard.

Just a heads up to anyone not buying the story. I spoke to one of the women in the car and what she claims happen does match the police report including breaking through a barrier and going off the road (I called and verified that this morning also) Since you likely dont believe anything I'm saying (dont trust anyone on the internet) there is also a clearer video taken directly across the street which lines up with her story. https://twitter.com/ChrisPRobertson/status/903116923076059138

>>139721857
I dont know what her intentions were but she is a fuckin liar. No way that was an accident and no way her brakes failed.

>>139721857
It was a dyke.

Dykes are insane. If you know any, make sure to bully them about this.

If all white males are racist, all dykes tried to kill the President.

>>139738725
https://hooktube.com/e1nq3oPjpdw

>>139741658

i changed my brakes on my truck and didn't know specifications required the caliper bolts needed to be changed everytime they are loosened and removed (assuming due to the loc-tite), eventually the loc-tite eroded and one of the calipers slipped off and i almost plowed through an intersection had i not quickly used the emergency.

Moral of the story, always use loc-tite on your threads when working on your car if you're unsure.

>>139741653
We need some pics of the skid marks, ruts dug, some notable evidence of the accident point before the crash into the ditch since you claim to be close.

>>139741653
>literal spam account
>only thing not spam is the video
jogs the nog anon

>>139739064
Dingus, they came from the spot to the left of the lake and trees, look at where the car is in relation to where the sidewalk ends

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>>139742329
>/pol/ - Junior Detectives

>>139742329
That is the opposite direction they were traveling. Police have verified that the car did go off the road as described and there is another video angle posted above.

>>139742224
What did I spam shitbird?

>>139741653

I'm sorry but no. Even if she did break through a barrier on accident from normal speeds, the distance traveled is too far, she would have slowed down through all that terrain.

If she broke through a barrier, she did it on purpose, again, for the reasons we all know.

>>139742167
Im not there. I just spoke to one of the girls in the car and called to verify the report the police discussed. It's a fucking insane coincidence, but appears to be legit.

>>139742329
Uh... wouldn't he have been going the other way down the road?

It's a 20mph speed limit because it's a sharp corner.

Maybe he was rushing because he was excited to watch the presidential motorcade, and he was late and going to miss it.

>>139721857
Wish he would have made it through and gotten made into swiss cheese.

>>139741653
wtf? that perfect position? who recorded that? her friend?

>>139738536
They spot weld manholes shut ahead of time retard

>>139738536
they actually weld manhole covers shot, and inspect them before a motorcade

>>139742661
Then call the police department there and tell them that they are incorrect in confirming that her brake pedal was stuck to the floor of the car. IDK. I spoke to them. Maybe fucking around on the internet has given you some clairvoyance that I don't have. You should check out Reddit.

>>139742796
>he
It was a fat lesbian

>>139738536
In the video they talk about how the manholes are welded

>>139742730
Lemme guess the accelerator was stuck, and the brakes failed.

I don't know guys, if it was truly a woman then this could've been just an accident.

>>139721857
I'm more interested in the lack of reactions from the SS, pretty much only the President's driver and one other car reacted to the sudden emergence of the car.

Also, why do you need so many vehicles in the convoy? I counted 30, not including bikes and other cars closing off the route.

>Ram Trump's million pound apc rated limo
>Secret service dudes shower you will so much gun cum
>Die

That ditch saved their lives

>>139743106
>the person dies
>instead of the media ignoring it like they are right now, they latch on and refuse to let go
>DRUMPFS PERSONAL SOLDIERS LITERALLY SHOOT SOMEONE FOR HAVING FAILED BRAKES
>SS EXECUTE AMERICAN CITIZEN ON BLUMPFS ORDERS
>INNOCENT WOMAN MURDERED FOR CAR FAILURE

>>139737532
lol that comment

>>139743106
They may have been looking to be martyrs to add more scandals to the president a the SS. Is it possible it was just pure coincidence ?????????? Yes, but probable? I dunno.

>>139742286
You suck at depth perception.

>>139742892
No clue. Random guy on Twitter. The police did confirm that the car broke through a barrier up the road closer to the Bass Pro store. The girl claims that they didn't know the motorcade was even going by. When I talked to her, it seemed odd though. She has since killed her FB btw. At first she would say "I" implying that she was the driver. Soon after, she would always say "we" and made it clear that she was not the driver. She also claimed to be on one road and when I mentioned that it was 700feet from where they ended up, she told me that they took a left after the road she said it happened on.

>>139743366
You suck at life, faggot

>>139737532
bugmen lol

>>139729677
checked.
they shoulda hired this guy, I've heard he's got quite the resume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nFl7pLgQPU

>>139743367

What's her FB? Looks like we need to analyze her FB and the twitter feed to see if there's any connections between the two people to help confirm/deny coincidence or not.

>>139743318
If we in the US now have such radicals on the left that they will suicide themselves by the SS just to try to get this president out of office, Then war is all but inevitable.

>>139741658

CIA DID IT. JUST LIKE MICHAEL HASTINGS.

>>139742571
after diving in to it, it looks like youre an ebay seller filming out of your shop.
what a coincidence.

your twitter looks like complete spam, tho

>>139742404

> Junior Detectives

We Naoto now. Except not a reverse trap.

>>139742969
Unless her accelerator was stuck she would have stopped in all of that uneven terrain unless she was blasting at some ridiculous speed. Furthermore if she is innocent she should have swerved the car a little bit instead of heading back toward the road

>>139743576
Nikia Hicks. The police would not confirm who was driving the car to me.

>>139738536

Bomb drone. They've talked about it but have no clear countermeasures. Just have a really strong booster for your signal so they can't easily disrupt the signal.

>>139727977
The SS didn't even give a shit when one of the SUVs on the end swung around to give them a nice talking to. They aren't going to pop the miniguns when there isn't a threat. The car stopped. There was nothing to respond to.

Their cars are bulletproof and the presidential limo can take a fucking tank shell. No grownups in security are concerned about some nigger hopping a ditch. Only internet autists and faggots pushing conspiracy theories are.

>>139740340
This. The driver may be an unstable patsy, but the timing absolutely demanda investigation

>>139743778
Well, Ive never used ebay and you dont even know what my twitter is. Im glad you aren't an investigative journalist. Protip: When someone posts a video link to a tweet, it doesn't mean it was their tweet.

>>139730243
can't wait for this guy's identity to go public so we can try to spot him in some Antifa ''''''peaceful'''''' protests.

>>139743919
>No grownups in security are concerned about some nigger hopping a ditch.

I'll take "Car Bombs" for $600, Trebek.

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God bless Donald Trump. May He watch over him and keep him safe.

>Car flies from the woods aimed at the president's car at the exact moment the president drives by
>just a coincidence
I feel bad for anyone stupid enough to believe this. I mean I can understand shilling but if you warp your mind enough that this genuinely makes sense to you then you have my pity.

>>139743834
I felt the same way. Again, I didn't see it first hand. Im not there. I just spoke to a passenger and verified the report with the police. There were things that didn't 'line up' but it is pretty clear that it wasn't an attempt to ram the President. OH, the police did take photographs of where the car left the road but they have not been released yet.

>>139743839
>Nikia Hicks

Is this her? fb/nikia.hicks.3

>>139742999
Sometimes people panic in an accident, and stomp the gas peddle trying to hit the brakes, especially if they've been on cruise control.

For an "assassination attempt", it surely displayed a well-layered incompetence and lack of conviction.

On the other hand, watching the presidential motorcade is pretty neat, people speed to get to things they're late to, and people get in more accidents when they're speeding and excited.

>>139721857
if that car even managed to touch the limo it would crunch into a fucking pebble lmao

what a fuckin genius

>>139744308
>fb/nikia.hicks.3
That is her. It's back now.

>>139730646
There easily could have been brake line failure after that impact. The driver noticed the brake pedal could sink to the floor after the impact, and they quickly discussed it that it could be their excuse. This will come out in an investigation, as no brake fluid will be found before the point of impact.

>>139723871
>>139737609

Liberals are far more intelligent than conservatives on average. There's a reason most liberals are highly educated while most conservatives drop out of high school.

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It was just a brakes malfunction anon, that poor lady's car broke down.

>>139744421
>"educated"
>spending money on wimmins study and social degrees

liberals are really some of the stupidest people in the world, desu.

>>139744381
I do not feel it was an assassination attempt. It was no accident though i just do not see brake failure. Whether its a lame attempt at suicide or just a drill performed by the SS it does not equal accidental to me.

>>139721857
I AM UNTEETHERED AN MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

I AM SO FAR BEYOND COMPROMISE WITH LIBERALS.

>>139742892
Lol, thinking the same. This all seems so staged, this fuck is sitting in some roadside deli and pointing the camera directly at some inconspicuous bush looking though parked cars at it, and then the can roils through bush and onto the road. Dumb fuck amercians have time on their hand to fuck with authority and create shit, kek the tards

>>139721857
If you've lived in America for any period of time, odds are that this is just every-day driving for a negro, and not some assassination attempt.

You see people pulling stupid shit all the time on the roads.

>>139744480
>President Trump gets sniped
>MSM reports "random bullet from offsite test site gone wrong - oh well"

When are we going to start burning their facilities to the ground?

>>139744771
Because the Presidential motorcade was driving by? There were dozens of people doing the same thing from the same place.

>>139743067
Because the president traveling is the equivalent of a high ranking nobleman in the Middle Ages traveling somewhere. They have their advisors, guards, local levies to help the caravan, etc.

And they did react. If you notice the video, Trump's driver pulls to the right of the road to avoid it. An SUV pulls forward slightly, however in this situation you're not supposed to stop because it might be a trap or something. This SUV keeps driving with Trump's limo while the rear of the convoy is alerted to the situation so one of them can stop and investigate. If the cars nearest to Trump's limo stopped to investigate that would leave his limo open to an ambush if it turned out to be a diversion or something. That's why they have so many cars in the rear of the convoy, those are the people that actually stop to deal with shit, the guys at the front stop for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

>>139744897
A camera would be pointing toward the motorcade, not in the bush. Even the biggest dumby would have their camera pointed down the street and not horserace photo finish position

>>139744786
Sorry the timing is far too coincidental to be coincidental. I mean it's not even within the realm of possibility that this was not intentional. I wish those fat cunts would have been obliterated. They should have been. Frankly a little disappointed with the SS. Bitches should be in cuffs or bodybags.

>>139743367
Bruhski, I'm from Springfield too. You and I both know that everyone in town knew he was coming in today. When they started blocking off 44, I heard about it almost instantly through the grapevine. There's no way she didn't know.

>>139745030
and dozens of people did that. This guy was sitting inside looking out of a window. Again, feel free to call the police and let them know that what they confirmed and other witnessed confirmed cant be true because you are fucking around on the internet and dont agree with how some redneck shot a video because it isnt what you would do.

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>>139744381
>cruise control

Through a tunnel from a fucking parking lot? How retarded do you think we are?

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>>139730383
Nikia hicks

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>>139730383
Kikebook.com/nikia.hicks3
>mfw I'm the one that doxxed her

>>139744421
It's intelligent to bury yourself in debt to try to go into oversaturated job fields?

>>139745183
I'm ONLY telling you what she explained. I dont know what happened. Only her story and verification from the police. I should mention that this is my work. I do this for a living. I cant just say whatever I think happened although that is pretty fucking common for media outlets. At first, I 100% thought the girl was lying. Bits not matching the report worried me. The timing of it all was fucking insane as well.

The presidential motorcade is badass.

>>139745281
If true that looks like 2 sjw cunts looking for their 15 seconds.

>>139745281
>>139745433
what a stupid fattie, wonder how long podesta and furfriends can keep the contents of the car out of jail

>>139743997
>being this mad
I called the twitter account a spam account. You then proceed to get mad that i called you a spammer.
Any reasonable person would think you showed ownership.

protip: stop being a faggot

>>139745242
pretty dumb considering that is a drainage ditch a few feet wide and also NOT where she came down.

>>139744897
>>139745030
Its staged, and if he was observing the motorcade he would jolt or something when the car appeared from the bush but nothing

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>>139745242
>Through a tunnel from a fucking parking lot?
What are you talking about?

>>139728150
This seems most likely.

>>139745242

Clearly the bottom entrance was blocked, and she wouldn't have been coming from that way. If she came from the long stretch, and turned on the curve (which is a 20MPH corner), she would have to do a *sharp* left.

If she had no brakes, as claimed, then she would either have slowed way the fuck down by drag alone, or she would have flipped the car.

There is no way in God's green earth this was an "accident"

>>139745675
shit my bad. You said "you're" and "your" Im not sure what I should have thought.

>>139745738
Initial stories I heard was that she said she panicked and drove through a tunnel. It's probably old/unaccurate info, but still it's too much of a coincidence to think it wasn't an attempt.

>>139731121
Self referential bots shilling shillbots by calling them out to maintain illusion of dissent

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how did the secret service not get the guys ID and plate number?

how did no one hop in and test drive it?
im disapointed that no one else reacted and not even those squad cars

we need to blow this up so secret service and LEO are actually more sensitive to these threats and keeping a eye out

She is very lucky.They could of turned her into swiss cheese.I posted this on her FB wall before she deleted it.Just a warning...
if you are going to break chech the POTUS
motorcade...you could get this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyyYLfSH010

>>139745281
kek even the whites look like nogs these days, her nose and shrunken gelatin ears.

>>139745947
>it's too much of a coincidence to think it wasn't an attempt.
It's certainly worthy of investigation, but coincidences happen all the time.

This looks like it was just a car accident.

>>139739064
>>139741653

this video shows the car coming over the here that is near that off ramp or whatever it is. So if she was coming down the ramp that curves to the left and her breaks failed...why did she veer to the right? To try and make the guard rail stop her?

Would you rather smash your car into a rail when the breaks fail or just pull off onto some grass

>>139737532
Eugene Bugman is bringing the fire there.

Low energy.

>>139745485
>tfw too intelligent to be financially solvent

>>139746183
I would but Im not some dumb bitch that cant drive.

>>139746161
fuck off leftypol kike

theres no way she got stuck down there at that angle from the main road and if she came from the other way it was way too long of a stretch to continue that path

her accelerator wasnt broken retard she could of let off the gas and pulled the E brake

also i dont see any fucking tunnels

>>139727977
You have a wild imagination to imagine that working.

>>139742000
>caliper bolts needed to be changed everytime they are loosened and removed (assuming due to the loc-tite

checked, not due to loctite though. those bolts (any bolt) will expand slightly when tightened, which decreases the clamping pressure. if this is done repeatedly, the bolt will break.

Any of you guys live in Springfield and can go take pictures of that road and see what the tire tracks look like? See if there's any obvious tire marks on the concrete as well. if she was going fast on the road, there would be marks of her trying to save herself.

>>139739747
The magic corolla

>>139744062
>muh car bombs

you literal nigger, the beast doesn't give a fuck about some nigger rigged VBIED

Perhaps they mistimed their attempt and were going to use the exit across from the bus station to attempt to stop the motorcade. They adjusted course through the woods and crashed in the ditch. The brakes lie was already practiced for the scenario.

>>139738587
underrated post

>>139746183
>>139746492

Oh nvm, doesn't even look like there was a guard rail on that road, apparently her steering wheel failed too and she also panicked and hit the acceleration...it's just too much

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>>139746126
>tfw you will never BRAAAAAAAAAP leftists from your armored SUV with DJT cheering you on

>>139746526
>also i dont see any fucking tunnels
Look at it:
>>139745738
I don't know where this talk about a tunnel comes from, but there's a long stretch of open road ending in a sharp turn. All the driver needed was to fail to slow for the turn and then try to avoid obstacles.

>>139744308
She took off the info that she works at Bass Pro.

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I just wanted to ask something off-topic, does anyone else feel warm and happy when they see the words "President" and "Trump" together?

Assassination attempt? I doubt it.
Suicide by SS.... maybe
Stop the motorcade to protest Trump on camera and get famous? Most likely the goal.

>>139747103
You keep forgetting it was a woman.

>>139742000
Hmm. My bolts to bleed the brakes are rusted on, going to have them torched off. Will be putting new bolts in, but what is the loc-tite?

my brake line failure was so abrupt (line rusted through) that I guess I can see that it was a possibility in this situation. But the looks of that chick scream dry run for future happening.

>>139746126
Dat BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT. Makes me hard.

>>139721857
Where the hell was this car coming from that people think this was a brake failure?

>>139747280
That goes with my earlier theory: that she stomped on the gas trying to stomp on the brakes. A lot of accidents happen that way.

>>139721857
I hope they execute that traitor! Long live Trump!

>>139747476
They (the police) did confirm the brake pedal was to the floor and that the car was towed. I didnt get in to much more.

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Just one time, ONCE, I would love to see the motorcade go in to full on fucking seek and destroy mode.

>>139747182
Yes. Every single time.

>>139747372
A pocket dimension.
Rural and suburban retards wouldn't understand the science behind it.

Someone start a petition to have it thrown in prison!!!

>>139747644
My god you just got all kinds of info. Who are you? Just some random anon? Reporter? FBI? CIA? NSA? SS?

>>139744786
Be that as it may, that's a fat ass black swan.

MO. was this also. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/08/22/missouri-senator-who-urged-trump-assassination-booted-from-committees.html

Is this thread being watched by GOV agencies? Just browse this anons replies >>139747644

>>139723386
could be some sort of car bomb that only has to get close

>>139748107

I've never seen this level of shilling before.

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>>139742997
>>139742933
>>139742903
So? Even in the video there is clearly some kind of tunnel under it, unless they fill it up, they can't really do anything about it, same with welding, pic related is not gonna stop anyone serious, it can be removed in minutes.

>>139743917
Probably a model jet, or something similar would do the job, but it's expensive as fuck and can't carry that much of explosives. Maybe RC car hiding under one of the cars, but again I am not sure you can even put 1kg on them.

>>139748107
It's spooky out today

>>139727977
They got the president out of there, that's their top priority

>>139721857
when did this happen???

>>139748450
yesterday

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>>139721857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKQZIJkgH2c

Curb your assassination attempt

>>139741653
shut up fakenews agitator

>>139747886
Long time anon (2005ish?). Work in Media. I have to verify shit all the time. It's really not tough to do, but you have to be patient. A lot of sites dont bother and just use tweets and posts elsewhere as verification. I'm not allowed (nor wouldn't) do that. I'm also the guy that broke the name of the dude that drove the car into people in Virginia. That took 30 minutes. I hate 'journalists" because they no longer know what the job is. A big part is getting everything right so that you dont have to listen to conspiracy theory bullshit later on.

>>139748107
I hope that gov agencies wouldn't be that obvious. I feel unsafe if they are. I expect them to come in and say "Hello fellow teenagers" Nobody would catch that shit.

>>139721857
>liberals in charge of vehicular homicide
Weak attempt desu didn't even bother to rent a Dodge.

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>>139748575

>>139746820
it'll give a fuck if you rig an SFP behind a door panel and pull alongside for a moment. Copper is cheap, one-use junkers are cheap, and blasting material is cheap; you could build a fleet of them on a cia black budget and toss a dozen at each motorcade if mk ultra can be tuned up for mass production

>>139721857
hysterical guy taking vid sounds like a girl
shakes camera everywhere
nothingburger

>>139748624
Interesting. Thanks.

>>139748605
Im not. Call the Springfield police department. Ask to speak with Lisa Cox. Tell her that you need confirmation on yesterdays accident. Then suck my dick. That shit took me idk, 20 minutes? Or, I could have sat on the boards all day shooting people down and making up bullshit about camera angles and tunnels. Its just my work. I love the boards. I can provide accurate info.

>>139745281
Alex Jones was right, they are putting something in the water.

>>139749112
It scared me to see someone say "Thanks" on here. Are you a cop?

>>139721857
Improve yourself

>>139741134
>>139741134
>>139741134

>>139748107
I think they are worried about their future.

>>139749331
We have larpers and possible alphabet actuals posting legit creds with timestamps on occasion

What kind of firepower are yall packing in those motorcades?

I would have assumed everyone was armed to the teeth but those SS dudes got out and we're just regularly armed I assume.

>>139748262
1kg C4? lol ... want to take out the whole block?

>>139749331
Cop's daughter. I was just genuinely grateful for your explanation, it was interesting and seemed legit.

>>139749478
Gaging the boards capabilities to root out the truth from multiple sources.

>>139749188
>Call the Springfield police department.
>Ask to speak with Lisa Cox.
>Lisa Cox
>Cox
nice try

>>139749717
>Daughter
Post teetees

>>139738938
Don't forget. They also mysteriously parked under cover of roadside woods for some inexplicable reason as if plotting an ambush and only emerged at the exact moment the presidential motorcade rolled by.

But I'm sure it was all a (((coincidence))).

>>139723386
>>139723680


If liberals knew anything they wouldn't be liberals

>>139749884
Fuck I wish I would have made that a joke. Sadly I was being legit. Could have been epic though. Lisa Cox is actually the name of the spokesperson for the Springfield MO police department. IDK, google it. Next time I will try to remember to bullshit though. I have failed you.

>>139721857
Why am I not seeing them die in a hail of gunfire?

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>>139749561

During the attempted Reagan Assassination they pulled out fully automatic Uzis from work briefcases, so they have crazy shit hidden on them, underneath their coats etc.

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>>139740250
>ss dindu nothing
hmm. i don't believe in (((coincidence))).

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>>139750537

>>139749648
>1 kg C4
>whole block
Maybe in Hollywood. A lot more is needed. I mean, it's an armored car, better safe than sorry. And it's not like you can get or make a lot of military grade explosives, so quantity over quality, 5-10 kg might be enough to take out that car, but that's not the objective. It's also in the open so the blast is less concentrated.

>>139750011
I meant to add
>in b4 tits or gtfo

My Daddy (and seven boys I grew up with) would kick my ass if I ever posted anything like that. Not that I would in the first place.

>>139746161
>coincidence
Synchronicity m8. shit like this doesn't "just happen"

>>139750113
remove your meme flag. Are you the Finn from yesterday's threads?

>>139747886
>UN flag
ofc its a spook anon. relax, they're just in damage control mode. happens every time

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>>139745996
agreed. i don't trust the SS anyway.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/secret-service-agent-suspended-investigation-trump-facebook-post-report/

>>139750964
It either truly was a freak accident, or someone put the ugly fat lefty B up to a dry run just to see what maneuvers are taken.

BTW, if one of you here is President Trump's personal bodyguard from before the election (the tall, handsome, bald guy) are you married? Asking for a friend.

>>139745281
Is that the Stairsmuffin comic lady?

>>139721857
They didn't even draw their guns. Wtf?

>>139751009
No joke. I wasnt even paying attention.

>>139742000
>One out of three wheels loses braking power
>Still can't stop

Sure.

>>139738938
>>139750059
exactly. the official narrative sounds like complete bullshit. it looks like an assassination attempt

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To all those who say she couldnt stop due to brake failure:

What the fuck was wrong with her emergency brake? You know, the manual brake that all cars have to use in an emergency?? Also known as a parking brake.....

Was that braking system malfunctioning as well?

>>139751237
Truly not worried about it. Just keep wondering why the attempt seems to be downplayed so hard by some. I still think its some SJW ANTIFA Dyke that wanted to stop the motorcade in protest to get on CNN.

>>139752896
The likely hood of that chick using or even knowing what an E brake is is low.

>>139752926
Last night, I thought it was intentional. After talking to her, I thought she was lying. After confirming it with the police as well as seeing the second video from another angle, I was like, holy shit, coincidences can actually fucking happen.

>>139753144
that is not a valid excuse. "I didnt know my car was equipped with the technology to avoid the situation I put myself in" doesnt fly

>>139753330
So she just forgot her car, and every car is equipped with a manual emergency brake that can be used for exactly this kind of situation?

>>139753419
Practically all car crashes involve an element of incompetence. That doesn't make them assassination attempts.

>>139753330
also, why are you switching between UN and Anarcho flags?

Trying to show the duality of man Private Joker?

>>139753658
This accident involved a series of highly coincidental events that had to occur in a precise order. Sitting here and brushing aside the fact that you are required to use your parking brake on a drivers test negates your hypothesis

>>139753493
Well, I talked to the passenger. She said they tried the e-brake and it started smoking. The police did confirm the brake pedal was fully engaged with no pressure. I mean, you have to then think she planned out making the brakes fail, driving through a barrier right by her work on the way to work, then somehow could see over the hill onto the road where the president was going to be at that exact second. Oh, and get the police to confirm where the car went off and all of it. Its a freak of nature, but they happen. The drummer for Def Leppard only had one arm. Science cant explain that either.

>>139749849
You can't gag a gestalt built around being annoying assholes

>>139753330
Not you I'm referring to. You are actually posting some info whether true or not. Its others that just fag off or some other derogatory simplistic denial of possibility. Since i damn near cut my finger off yesterday and am bored I have been following this. Well now they are about to announce the intent to drop DACA the boards will flip and this will be forgotten.

>>139753692
Bravo on the reference. Sadly, its more that I really just dont care about flags. I have sinned.

>>139721857
please give me a quick rundown

>>139754000
Secondary observer sending an innocuous killcode via staged text convo.

How does and e-brake smoke?

>>139753854
>the fact that you are required to use your parking brake on a drivers test negates your hypothesis
No, incompetent drivers (and particularly ones who panic and do the wrong thing in a crisis) continue to exist despite driver testing.

You need to cool off, step back, and look at this rationally. You're way out on a limb of bad reasoning.

>>139754000
The e-brake is supposed to smoke when stopping a vehicle in an emergency.

Chances are the e-brake in this car is engaged via a cable, so unless the cable broke, the e-brake works. Did the cable break?

Ok, so for this to be an accident, she had to have faulty main brakes, faulty emergency brakes, be in a place she shouldnt have been and been travelling at a speed in excess of the posted limit.

YUP, seems totally accidental to me anon.

How many coincidences are necessary before we begin speaking about correlation?

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She itch could have thrown it into neutral if true. That was what always bugged me about the runaway Prius issue about five years ago, which was human error at the end of the day by the way...

Where exactly did she come from?

Okay, then specifically ho did her brakes go out? Master cylinder failure? Highly doubtful a mechanical failure as they should have crashed earlier...

>>139748750
Nigger we aren't teens I'm 35 for fucks sake you nigger loving kike

>>139754272
Rationally??

Im supposed to believe that main brakes failed, emergency brakes failed (>>139754000
)

>>139750537
they probably have sweet mp7s nowadays.

>>139754265
E brake will smoke if you are driving 35 - 40 mph but will still stop the car. 20 or below it will neck you if you have decent brakes.

As somebody who has travelled in his motorcade as a paramedic, I'm shocked they didn't light that car up. They're usually super aggressive here in VA.

>>139754604
finally, someone else who knows how an e-brake works

Do you believe that both the main brakes and the emergency brake failed? The chances of that happening side-by-side are astronomical

>>139754000
>Science can't explain Def Leppard.
Checked. This is why /pol is my primary source of information.

>>139754326
now the narrative is that both the main brakes and the emergency brake failed

>>139721857
bumping for peace

>>139754265
I do not know. The passenger claimed that they tried everything and the e-brake didnt work and it started smoking. The maps on here dont do a good job of showing just how far they went even before they ran off the road. It wasnt a 2 second thing. They went through a barrier at virtually the T intersection in the road way before the curve. From what I gather, they were attempting to go straight into work and took the left trying to get the car to slow down. Im not 100% on that but the police made it sound like the barrier they crossed was at that intersection.

>>139754783
This whole happening is no accident. Again i just think it some deranged SJW that wanted to stop the motorcade and get some national coverage. Too many coinkydinks.

>>139754604
Do you even drift?
E brake isn't anti lock... some cars will lock up the rear tires at almost any speed

>>139755129
DESU it sets a dangerous precedent that they weren't turned into worm food.

>>139755061
A simultaneous failure of both primary and emergency braking systems......

What exactly are the odds of that anon?

>>139754305
Im not there. Im not the cop. I have no horse in the race. Im ONLY telling the boards what the passenger that I talked to said, and what the police confirmed to me. Seriously, just call yourself and get the same confirmation that I did. I mean, arent you curious as to why they werent arrested/? The cops didnt just listen to a sob story and leave. The verified the events.

>>139755222
exactly, the e-brake locks until disengaged........so they had to disengage it for it to stop working, or it had to experience a simultaneous failure with the primary braking system, the odds of which, are out of this fucking world

>>139754326
They came in from the top of this pic and turned left off the road.

>>139721857
wtf, i didnt even know there was another attempt to take the presidents like yesterday. what the fuck.

>>139754433
And I am older. Papabless

>>139755305
You are passing along "eyewitness" stories from the person who potentially committed the crime. Have you ever head of a false exculpatory statement anon?

>>139754471
>>>the fact that you are required to use your parking brake on a drivers test negates your hypothesis
>>No, incompetent drivers (and particularly ones who panic and do the wrong thing in a crisis) continue to exist despite driver testing.
>Im supposed to believe that main brakes failed, emergency brakes failed (>>139754000
Come on now. Don't switch to a less silly argument after I call you out on your terrible one, and carry on as if you didn't just claim that the fact of driver testing means that a woman driver couldn't possibly have failed to pull her emergency brake after her main brake failed.

Will that faggot Sessions cuck out again and let the would be assassin off scott free?

>>139754471
I dont really care too much about beliefs. Its not my opinion I am stating. Understand that. Im literally ONLY pointing out my conversation with the passenger and a spokesperson for the police. Call the police and tell them about what you should believe.

>>139755222
That one especially but that style Ford taurus likely has 4 wheel disk brakes. So the condition of the pads would determine whether it locks down.
No I do not drift I drive trucks that would have cleared that ditch and rammed that limo.

we need someone in/around Springfield to go to that street and look for evidence. Skid marks, tire tracks through the grass, etc

>>139755284
People rarely use e brake. Components get rusted from not using it and it fails. Shit seizes up

>>139755430
I see what you're saying.
Female driver is probably the reason for malfunction.

>>139721857
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisPRobertson/status/903116923076059138/video/1

New video. Better angle.

Probably was screaming ALLAHU AKBAR!

>>139755595
What I claimed is that since all drivers have to use it during their exams, they should be expected to know it exists. You, under the bigotry of low expectations, assume that she is too stupid for one reason or another to know this information.

Furthermore, I changed topic because another poster who is claiming to have talked to both the woman in the car and the police have said that the emergency brake was used. He said it in the post I linked. Therefore, if the emergency brake was used.....then......

We are really talking about a failure of both the primary braking systems and the emergency braking system. Explain that anon

>>139755845
how many coincidences before we can talk about correlation?

>>139755761
It's a good thing the dumb whore didn't succeed, that's what I gather

>>139745980
I think my eyes just went crossed.

>>139755776
>we need someone in/around Springfield
I'm here. Check that video
>>139755887

No acceleration. Looks like malfunction.

>>139755284
Im not a mechanic. In my entire life Ive had a brake pedal hit the floor on me once. I also dont give a shit about why things happened. Again, Im just confirming what the passenger and police spokesperson told me. Feel free to call them and ask what the odds are on dual brake failure in a shitty old car is at the same moment as the President is driving by. Also, if they wanted to ram the car, they'd already driven through the barrier. I mean, they could have just drove to the end of the road. Driving through trees and shit, over a hill, down a grass embankment, over a drainage ditch? Im not sure how that makes more sense.

>>139755061
There are too many kinks in this data, m8, all the info you've provided keeps pointing at a mens rea

>>139755731
Give me the contact information for both parties and I will verify

>>139755903
>You, under the bigotry of low expectations, assume
Oh, fuck off. I was talking about what's possible, and you were claiming that obviously possible things can be absolutely ruled out on profoundly moronic grounds.

>Furthermore, I changed topic because
You changed the topic because I called you out on your idiotic reasoning, and you wanted to redirect and pretend you had never said something so stupid.

>>139756332
>>139756304

>>139756382
You are a bigot who assumes this lady was stupid for one reason or another.

>>139755548
I am only explaining that the story of a passenger (which I confirmed as being a passenger) matches pretty closely with that of the police department. Im also a person tracking down videos and information. I posted the second video camera angle earlier in the thread.

>>139756112
I'm sorry but I just cannot even consider that this was accidental or coincidental.

>>139756558
post both parties contact information and I will verify

>>139755527
>Papabless
You disgust me

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>>139721857

Cmoon it was just a amazing prank right guys??
Just chill

>>139756126
Has the driver not learned that trucks of peace are better tools in these kind of situations.

>>139755595
Do you understand that I am not debating? Im realizing the mistake of attempting to just talk on here. I dont have an opinion. It isnt a murder mystery to me. Its my work. I thought Id share. Call yourself and do the same shit I did. I dont know how many brakes failed. I know the passenger made that comment to me. The police confirmed the brake went to the floor. That isnt my opinion. Im not arguing it. Just explaining it.

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>>139745281
>women driver
Guess that settles it lads, shame didn't get lit up anyway looks like your usual unstable SJW lesbo kek

>>139756858
>>139756670
post the contact information of both parties for verification or stop posting

>>139756289

are you the video maker in the OP?

Even if not, can you go to the back road and try to take pictures/video of the site?

>>139752300

You would loose all braking on that axle as no pressure would build in that breaking circuit (front and rear are independent hydraulic systems for redundancy). If you loose the front you loose most of your braking power because the rear axle adds very little breaking force, because you have weight transfer off the wheels during breaking.

>>139757019
and what about the emergency brake anon?

>>139756949
A MUSI would have succeeded. White SJW women have just become worthless.

>>139756332
again, Lisa Cox, spokesperson for the Sprinfield PD. They have also posted stuff on twitter.

>>139756858
This is how the gestalt parses the data, don't worry.