/HFG/ Harvey Flood General - DISPATCHERS GETTIN' FEISTY EDITION

>>139693845
If everyone is so worried about drowning why dont they just wear a life vest?

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>>139693986
bruh...

>>139693845
If numbers the dams break killing thousands

Any anons looking to make a killing off this, go into electricity or plumbing. They are both high paying and ALWAYS in demand.
Also remember: plumbers have saved more lives than any other profession. Modern plumbing and sanitation is what allowed us to advance as a society. You're quite literally continuing civilization by plumbing.

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>>139694155

>>139693986
Doesn't matter... The water will probably kill you, regardless if you drown in it or not

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I want to watch California drown.

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>>139693986
There are millions of people in Houston. Are you seriously telling me they couldn't all just get together and drink the water before it got to dangerous levels?

>>139694155
WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT

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>>139694155

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>>139694155

You fucking bastard!

>>139694135
Dont fucking bruh me its a serious question. You could literally fall asleep and still be alive when you wake up, just a little wet.

CLEAR


THE
FUCKING
CHANNEL

>>139694078
Highly unlikely this is real. He'd be getting a visit from the Fed otherwise. Probably already has.

>>139694227
Why didn't they huddle together and make a raft out of themselves?

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R8 todays drawing from the same newspaper that published the Muhammad drawings

>>139693845
>Water depth at Addicks dam is 109.08 feet and rising
>Dam Edge: Highest 115.5 feet, Lowest 108 feet
>Lower edges overspilling
>Upstream levees may be breaching
DIDF BTFO

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>>139694155
CHECKED

>>139694256
Do you think everyone just has 1 live vest per family member lying around? Where are they gonna get all the life vests? If they can buy one then they're already safe.

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Irma is predicted to go straight into New York City.
Harvey is about to be outdone by a girl

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Praise

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>>139694280
PRAISE JESUS YALL

>>139693986
Die by drowning in petrol.

HOLY SHIT CARDIAC ARREST WOMAN IS ALIVE?!

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>>139694155

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Either the dam broke and they're masking it as a release, or they're in a very critical situation where the integrity of the dam is failing and need to instantly go full release, disregarding everyone downstream.
Because 3ft flash flood is probably enough to destroy and submerge buildings.

>>139694194
>Modern plumbing and sanitation is what allowed us to advance as a society
This.

Doctors want to take the credit, but simple sanitation is responsible for saving more lives than any other human advance.

>>139694359
They were literally warned about the storm days before it came, the least they couldve done if they planned to stay was go to the local bait and tackle shop and purchase a float coat.

>>139694320
>nose on gunman

>>139694059
So you link an article that says nothing about him being murdered. Since a dead nigger bothers you so much you must be a Port Arthur/groves nigger yourself. Trip fags always fags.

>>139694487
Lel your city killed your only hope to win in highschool football stay mad Klanman

>>139694194
My brother and his buddy left here to TX about 20 years ago to start a plumbing company. Now they both have their own company, and I'm probably going to have to head there to help him with the upcoming hell...

>>139694155
Kek

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Dad calls me
>Little brothers have been staying with me
>The road out of my parents house is flooded, no way to leave, 4x4 Jeep couldnt get through
>He's in the direct path of the Dam should it burst
>Get this speech
>"Son, I'm not trying to scare anyone, but incase i don't make it out, I want you to know I love you, and I'm proud of you. I'll keep you updated, but I'm counting on you to take care of everyone when I'm gone."

Asking for prayers. My dad is a religious man so I'm sure he'd appreciate it.


He loaned his boat out to a friend who lives near an already flooded river. Had he not have given his boat to him, said friend, his wife and 5 kids would be stranded right now.

And they are saying to avoid the area in boats due to currents.

>>139694556
Do you even know where you are? Who gives a fuck about nigger egg ball.

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>>139694461

>>139694617
>pasta
gunna need proofs at this point

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>>139694287
I've been asking myself that since this whole thing started. Flip the script on those hordes of fire ants.

>>139694668
Someone really needs to integrate a "filter all tripcodes" option into the extension

Which stream are we listening to?

>>139694617
Prayers to your dad. I am sure he will be fine.

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>>139694410

Yes.

>>139694617
Praying anon. I'm so sorry.

>>139694617

Sorry to hear that bro, wish there was some way I could help your family other than prayers, but you can count on it.

>>139694320
>niggers and spics trying to steal shit
pretty accurate, I'd say

>350 people trapped in a school

>>139694617
I hate to break this to you. But your Father had his chance.
This is Nature's way to showing us all that she still reigns supreme.
Your Father is the proverbial sickly weak baby that dies during his first winter.
Nature is cleaning up the gene pool with alligators, ammonia and blood.

That said. I'm sorry for your loss.

>>139694194
Once electric cars become standard we’ll need double the electricians.

Did the mayor of Houston actually tell people not to evacuate?

>>139694287
Bad education.

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>>139694778
>reports of "people" in the trees
OOK OOK EEK EEK BIX NOOD MUFUGGA

Hey, what chemicals were based at that plant? Asking for a friend.

>>139694778

It's literally like 20 people in a tree or trees

>>139694872
yup

>>139694617
>his wife and 5 kids would be stranded right now.
Your dad did the right thing.
I'll pray for his safety. Tell the old cadger to rig up something that floats that he can sleep on. Might save his life.

>>139694617
>GET LETTER IN MAIL
>EVACUATE


DO YOU THINK WE’RE DUMB?

How did he get the letter?

>>139694956

Why?

but where the fuck is jeff?

>>139694987

Sent it by Sail mail

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>>139694872

>>139694745
gloomstream, pretty comfy. has 90s kids adverts in the background.

also this crazy ass has an 8 lift with 37 inch tires going out there

>>139694867

Why do there always have to be memeflag edgelord posters like you fucking up every thread? 100% guarantee you're a leaf... I'd bet my last dollar, day of the take can't come soon enough.

>>139694872
"If you run the flood will chase you." an exact quote from him as he was getting in his motorcade to flee the city.

>>139694996
Because Republicans are fear-mongering racists

>>139694987
This goddamit who was phone

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>>139694867
what a shit post you faggot

>>139694987
Probably hand delivered. No creases. If they had the opportunity to tell people individually, they would've.

>>139694996
Because Houstonians are arrogant, ignorant, and impudent.
A mandatory evacuation notice would have caused more deaths in the panic than the actual storm caused.

t. I lived there for some years,

>>139694131
>Do y'all think Comcast would waive my bill for the month because of this?

This fucking guy.

>>139694131
Holy shit dude. I hope your joking and just referring to the Comcast Anon employee...

>>139694292 (You)
>>139694292 (You)
>You fucking what?
>I just joined this thread, moved my stuff back into my apartment

>>139694414
People are dying, and you're worried about a cable bill. Go fuck yourself.

>>139695041
Kek

>>139695041
Kek

>>139694918
Explosive ones.

>>139694617
Press P to Pray.

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ACTIVE SHOOTER
>ACTIVE SHOOTER
ACTIVE SHOOTER
>ACTIVE SHOOTER
ACTIVE SHOOTER
>ACTIVE SHOOTER

CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR
>CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR
CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR
>CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR
CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR
>CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR
CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR
>CAJUN NAVY UNDER FIRE ON WEST SIDE OF PORT ARTHUR

>>139694987
Police came to every house that was effected.

>>139694723
I'm the same guy that posted this two threads ago.

I'm scared, alone and not ready for this. I'm not sleeping until I know everyone is safe. It's crazy, last year we rescued people. Now we need rescueing

>>139695133
Anon you gotta realize that people still have their own problems regardless of if people they don't know are dying

Is red cross a good charity to donate to that helps harvey relief efforts?

>>139694918

organic peroxide in one, ammonia in a different plant

>>139695130
>muh traffic
It's not like Houston had a contingency plan after Katrina or anything.

>>139695196
HOLY SHIT RACE WAR

NOGS LOOTING

HOLY SHIT RACE WAR

NOGS LOOTING


HOLY SHIT RACE WAR

NOGS LOOTING

>>139695230
You've got us my man, just start periscoping and 100-300 anons will be with you

>>139695196
This is why you just leave niggers to die.
Once they're sick and hungry they'll come crawling out on their own anyway.

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>>139695048
This stupid asshole will get his

>>139695076
Why do there always have to be bleeding heart vaginas like you fucking up every thread with your feelz over realz.

Any intelligent person within the first 2 days of the incident would have either evacuated on their own or left for higher ground. Anyone who chose to stay behind deserves their fate.

>Building catches on fire
>fire spreads to the first 3 floors
>I'll be fine, I'm on the 5th floor

Houstonian logic.

>>139695250
no the red cross sells blood people donate at a huge markup to hospitals.

>>139695250
No, most of all their money for Africa went to warlords, haiti money went to clintons, and they buy/sell blood off of the black market.

>>139695254
>organic peroxide
Thanks! I knew one was ammonia.

>>139695250
yeah, probably the most honest one

>>139694617
Your pops is in my prayers anon

>>139695196
I'm surprised nogs could still shoot with wet ammo and literal shitwater in the guns.

>>139694872
Today he told people to start donating to the relief fund.
This is going just like Katrina.

>>139695230
>I'm scared, alone and not ready for this. I'm not sleeping until I know everyone is safe.
and you are putting posting on /pol/ at the top of your list?
Proof or GTFO

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>>139694155
>Numbers

>>139695315
Ahahahahahaha Not even a bit upset by this.

>>139695250
No. Fuck the Red Cross. Their CEO and many other executive get paid millions of dollars and all live in McMansions. They actively bribe high ranking officer wives in the military to gain exclusive access on military bases to collect blood, shutting out local blood drivers. There are many other things.

tl;dr: fuck the Red Cross. Donate the money to a local church, because they'll actually use the money to help victims.

>Family evacuated with dog
>They left Grandma behind

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>>139695315
aww shucks

>>139695340
>>139695351
>>139695360
Alternatives?

>>139695250
Red Cross is possibly the worst possible charity

Try this instead
http://www.houstonfoodbank.org

>>139695048
Tweets that age like warm milk

AMMONIUM PLANT GOING TO BLOW AT ANY TIME

>AMMONIUM PLANT GOING TO BLOW AT ANY TIME

AMMONIUM PLANT GOING TO BLOW AT ANY TIME

>AMMONIUM PLANT GOING TO BLOW AT ANY TIME

KHOU HOUSTON

THE PLANT WILL BLOW

>>139695250
lol no... the red cross is literally run by satanists

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>>139695270

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>>139695409
better than RIP doggo

Has anyone overlaid flooding levels in feet over a map of Houston to show how much water is where?

>>139695315
Better fuck off back to Mexico then, Paco.

>>139695315
That place is going to turn into a warzone when the food supplies start dwindling.
Which is very fast.

>>139694739
Agreed.
Blaming the death of a nigger who had alcohol and amphetamines in his body killed by a train on whitey. The state of /nu/pol

>>139695315
Dude. Texas has been invaded by illegal water immigration. When will his thirst be quenched.

>>139695250
Red Cross spends more money on their brand than they do actually helping. Go with Salvation Army, the Houston Food Bank, literally anyone else.

>>139695196
what stream / scanner?

>>139695270
>>139695196
Calm down with the caps lock, reddit.

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>>139695048
Run him out of town on rails.

>>139695315
And? Why should I give a shit?

>>139695315
Have them petition their own governments. Fuck them.
>>139695230
Start a scope and show us your hometown.

>>139695267
I didn't say anything about traffic. These people will turn on each other at the drop of a hat.
The nigger tier houston neighborhoods will kill Whitey
The suburbs are full of catty, gossipy cunts who hate every single one of their neighbors.
Classic American Suburban "competition"

>>139695315
Yeah, like most of them don't still have same fake documents they used to vote and get welfare with.

Oh, right the FEDS will actually check that shit properly.

>>139695423
Try here >>139695434

>>139695423
like this faggot said
some church or someshit, don't give it to no nigger church

>>139695423
Find a local church in the area or food bank.

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>>139695423
just pay your taxes and let big government take care of it

>>139695446
CONFIRMED ON SCANNER
CONFIRMED ON SCANNER
CONFIRMED ON SCANNER
CONFIRMED ON SCANNER

>>139695409
Maybe that's what grandma wanted

>>139695469
Disgusting.

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>>139695495

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>>139695048
If this nigger hasn't already fled the country, he has a deathwish

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>>139695403
now they have nothing to lose when we send them back

>>139694867
Fuck Off. Faggot.

>>139695235
I reserve the right to flip my shit for any reason, whatsoever.

>>139695315
Not like they had anything when they came over, so if anything it's a reset.

>>139695446
fug we need video

Super Jew?

Did I hear that call sign correctly?

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>>139695619
I hope that little spic asshole kid with the braces lost his "abuela"

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>>139695315
Hell yeah

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wait was it an ammonia plant, or a peroxide plant?

>>139695693
Super Jew
Space monkey
Even a guy called Bubba.

>>139695693
Yes was listening to him all night on lake Charles channel

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>>139695315

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>>139695619
>when we send them back
Texas has new immigrants coming now.

TYLER DURDEN NEEDS RESCUED ON THE SCANNER

TYLER DURDEN NEEDS RESCUED ON THE SCANNER

TYLER DURDEN NEEDS RESCUED ON THE SCANNER

TYLER DURDEN NEEDS RESCUED ON THE SCANNER

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>>139695665
That's a great argument.

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>>139694996
Because its not a good idea to have thousands of cars and people stranded on freeways as the floodong starts. Loss of life was minimal around Houston.

It was the smart move

>pic of Houston during 2005 Rita evacuations

>>139695829
C L O A C A
L
O
A
C
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>>139695829
FLIPPER'D

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oh fugg

>>139695939

Then why did he say that the hurricane wouldn't be that bad?

>>139695939
You evacuate by districts not all at once

>>139695766
>>139695693
Older Cajuns give no fucks so if someone is talking your price down they are jewing you. I imagine he's a little deal making scrapper and wears the name with pride and not really a Jew.
>T.old Cajun

>>139695319
Sure, but you're still a cunt, mate. Go tout the flag in your cubicle tomorrow morning if you're tougher than Nature.

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I saw this today, that was nice of him

>>139696008
Ignore the apologist. He's been making this same shit argument since the fucking storm made landfall.

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>Not even making an attempt to evacuate by districts, zip codes or areas that are more prone to flooding than the rest of the city.

Yeah, you're right. Just stay and drown.

>>139695939
Fuck off defending that guy already. Small scale evacuations of the hardest hit areas would have prevented a large portion of the issues being faced now. And the retarded democrat mayor in 2005 basically said "lmao get the fuck out". Hardly the proper way to handle an evacuation. Twice Houston has been fucked by Democrat mayors, and the minorities will continue to keep that trend going.

>>139695927
Drag your dick on broken glass you worthless shitposting leafcuck.

>>139695939
Localized evac.... Not en mass.

>>139696069
meant for
>>139695939

>>139696049
the best nights sleep in the whole wide world, baby

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My sister has a large nose and a large forehead

>>139696049
At least they'll be getting the best sleep of their lives.

>>139696165
MARRY HER

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>>139695423
PayPal to [email protected]

>>139696134
yeah, I just order two right after I saw this

>>139696165
You could write a few paragraphs in your sperm on that whiteboard of a forehead

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>>139696081
Why are you so upset? People die. Stupid people die faster.
This is Nature's way.
You're clearly either a Liberal or a Marxist. Those are the only folks I know who so voraciously deny Nature and reality.

>>139696049
tfw The fucking MyPillow guy has a bigger soul than Joel fucking Osteen O I am laffin.

>>139696073
The biggest problem not that he didn't evacuate, its that he specifically told people not to

NEVER AGAIN GAS
> refineries 22% of global out put down
> burrito bakers down
Hope you like that Tesla bike you got for Christmas

>>139696165
Thanks for the head's up.

>>139696219
>inb4 tree falls on your house killing you instantly.

>>139696049
Is the pillow actually good or is it a meme? I've been wanting to switch my Tempur-Pedic with something else.

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>>139695995
C'mon blue team... Blast those niggers

>>139696265
>implying the fed and state's 1st priority isn't going to be getting our refineries running again

>>139696231
Mega churches only goal is to make money, not surprising.

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>>139696231
so true

>>139696231
MyPillow don't have to worry about a bunch of disgusting survivors tracking in mud onto the holy, and expensive, carpet in their holy building.

>>139696265
Yeah, North Dallas area is already seeing us running out of gas. Had friends mention they couldn't find a gas station that was still putting out gas near their homes. One near me still had some a few hours ago but a huge line of trucks waiting to fill up.

>>139696333
From your post to kek's ...ears, m8

>>139696165
Be sure to use your sister's fivehead to reflect light from a distance.

>>139696165
big if true

>>139696331
Apparently they are worth the money....

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>>139695250
After 9/11 the Red Cross raised $500 million & kept 1/2 for themselves.
After the Haiti Earthquake, the Red Cross raised $500 million & gave it to the Clinton Foundation.

>>139696435
Underrated

>>139696165
Meh. I'd piss in her ass.

>>139696411
And most of it is panic buying. It's like tryign to find 22LR in the last year of king coon's presidency all over again. At least people would have a harder time scalping gas.

>>139696265
In other news, my shitty part of Texas might actually have jobs now.

>>139696231

Who? What?

>>139695750
They both go boom.

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>>139696435

>>139694155
please stop meming your making it stronger ;_;

>>139695423
http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10

>>139696165
Hope you're adopted, if not you're a jew

>>139696219
>showing empathy is denying muh nature with a capital N because of autism
Really fires up the synapses.

>>139696399
Are Americans' faces constantly in pain? Or are they all robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWMF8Q7Q4fY

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>>139696011
You order a evacuation and people not in the zones still leave anyway crowding the freeway for others.

Its pretty clear it was a much better decision for the Houston area. People are smart enough to leave if they know their in a place mkre flood prone. Problem was Harvey dumped the most amount of rain over a 4 day period in US history.

Houston is not New Orleans. Most people only got a couple of inches in their house and 90% of the homes got no water inside. Different than New Orleans where people got a few feet inside their house within minutes. Not even 2nd story apartments were dry.

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>trying to google to find the story about the Hillary staffer that chimped out over a confederate flag on a rescue boat saving blacks
>all the MSM is reporting on is how a black MMA fighter saved a confederate flag toting white dude, probably fake story he made up since I didn't see a video
Meanwhile the feral monkeys are shooting at rescuers, from the Cajun Navy to firefighters and police and looting as well
I hate the media so goddamn much

>>139696539
Yeah, that's what I figured. I tried to tell my family there wouldn't be actual shortages, just price hikes, but I failed to account for dumbasses trying to buy up everything they can and store it for emergencies. At least I filled up Monday and don't have to go anywhere this weekend. I'll probably make it a while before I REALLY need gas.

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>>139695434
>>139695494
>>139695543
>>139695546
thanks for the advice, I recommend everyone to help out their fellow man

>>139696165
Does she give good head?

>>139696645
Both.

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Did you guys see that picture of all the planes underwater? Almost looks unreal.

>>139696567
He's a snake oil charlatan televangelist preacher. Owns a megachurch. takes money from stupid old people and buys supercars with it. Had to be compelled by crucifixion by popular opinion to open his church to those in need of shelter.

>>139696567
Former drug addict MyPillow CEO Michael J. Lindell had an intervention by his drug dealers after a 19 day binder. After that, he became the successful CEO of MyPillow and has been helping Americans sleep ever since.

>>139696635
Empathizing with people who are not part of your immediate tribe is exactly why we have refugee and nigger problems today.

I don't care at all about Houston. I'm not from Houston. I lived there, and I generally dislike everyone I've ever met who lives there.

Fuck em. I hope they drown like the plastic rats they are.

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>>139696748
it is a proven fake.

>>139696676
I get paid tomorrow and will probably donate something to the Houston food bank

>>139695250
>>139696645

>Jews
>American

>>139696674
How are your local stores doing? I live in the mid-cities, and fucking walmarts are running out of bottled water and shit, like the hurricane is going to sneak up I-30 and pounce on Colleyville or Southlake or some shit. land lubbers are a disgrace.

Guys i know theres a hurricane going on that everyones riled up about, but the owner of 4chan said if i get 50 (you's) on this post he'll donate $1,000 for everyone that replies.

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Zello's dead tonight

>>139696811
lol

>>139696664
I hope this meme lasts for decades.

>>139696411
Digits
The northern recovery effort
The nothing refreshing supply
The spazzy soccer mom

>>139696886
nigger.

>>139696749
How does this happen?

>>139696749
Nice Tits

>>139696676
Is there a way to make sure your money doesn't go towards benefiting niggers and/or illegal spics?

>>139696782
Did a Houstonian fuck your girlfriend? You're getting really emotional so take a deep breath.

>>139696749
I'd still do it without second doubts

>>139696875
God, I haven't even bothered to go into the stores lately. Been too busy with work. Been going through last weeks leftovers feeling like I have a while before I have to go do shit. I bet we're starting to empty out for no good fucking reason. Weather has been fantastic here and we're too far in land to ever really flood.

>>139696829
Houston is getting plenty of attention. Golden triangle donation would help more. Just not Southeast Texas food bank, when I lived there they sold the food to other charities. Salvation Army in Beaumont is who I would give to.

>>139695469
too many tortillas desu

>>139696985
Keep it.

>>139696985
Probably the easiest way would be to donate to the Mormons

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>>139696749

>>139696985
Dont donate money donate muscle

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>>139696811
definitely fake

>>139697045
That's actually fairly legit.

>>139696782

Kys

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>>139695230
>anon uses "effected" incorrectly in a sentence
>Sherriff uses "effected" incorrectly in a sentence
what did he mean by this?

>>139696886
nigger

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There's a TV channel in Texas called KMFDM?

RWDS on KHOU

>>139696985
Use the money to travel down to Houston and volunteer your efforts to your specified cause.

Otherwise, be lazy like me and send digital dosh realizing it'll be split, so give as much as I can and hope it goes to the right people.

>>139697012
True, with all the media hysteria I forget that other places need help just as much. Wish Amazon would allow me to just buy supplies and ship them down there. Bezos could really make a difference with Amazon in certain ways, I'd rather buy what I want to donate rather than just give blanket money.

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>>139696660
>You order a evacuation and people not in the zones still leave anyway crowding the freeway for others.

Fuck off with shilling the MSM narrative.
People's lives could have been saved.
Officials fucked up.
End of story.

>>139697004
Here's a life lesson, young whipper-snapper: Never underestimate the productivity of stupid people in large groups.

>>139696985
Maybe certain Churches.

>>139697082
Static image .gifs are a sin against the internet.

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>>139697118

>>139697096
busted

>>139697118
Kfdm

>>139694617
Will keep your Dad, you, and all the senpai in my prayers anon.

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>>139697082

>>139696777
Go to bed Michael. Also fuck off I'm sick of hearing your voice on Pandora

>>139696886
nigger

>>139697118
BETTER THAN THE BEST
M E G A L O M A N I A C A L
AND HARDER THAN THE REST

>>139696331
Have had one since they first came out, use it and a purple pillow. Can't go wrong with either one. Actually packed my goddamn pillow leaving Spring.

>>139696331
I bought one last summer (over a year) since then anyone I know who has used it just to try it out for a minute have all bought them, honestly now idk how any other pillows even exist, they are also not expensive and don't go flat

>>139696777
Checked... Also, it's a bender, not a binder.

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>>139697133
If you want to help white people only then donate to a church in Vidor. They have a few baptist churches that do good work.

>>139697174
wat dis

>>139697224
Oh god, damnit. This is what happens whens when normies see memes beyond their power level.

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

Did he say negative POC ?

at the elementary school ?

OMG MY FUCKING SIDES.......

>>139697334
Indeed.

>daily reminder huston non-hispanic white is 25.8%

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>>139697334

>>139695315
May as well drown or get captured by ICE.

>>139697224
>believing fake news

/pol/ is the only real news.

>>139696457
>look up website
>four pillow deal, two big, two small
>$120
Fuck.

>>139696886

>>139696231
>believing the reddit narrative about Joel Osteen
>how can i blend in on this mysterious website, let me check knowyourmeme, oh here we go, "O I am laffin" should do the trick
hello the_donald

>>139697524
They're 19 bucks at Bed Bath, Target, WalMart etc...big ones are 40 I think

>>139697524
Well it is MY Pillow, if you want it to be yours, you're gonna need to pay.

>>139697134
How many out of the roughly 20 people who died (six coming from a family trying to evacuate)?

The Houston area has 6.7 million people. Best case scenario, an evacuation was ordered and EVERYONE who decided to leave made it somewhere safely before the rain comes...you would still have around 20 deaths from people who stayed.

Again since you obviously dont know a thing about Houston...the water crept up slowly for the majority of people. Took hours to flood the streets and enter lawns. Also 90% of people had power the entire time.

You just posted photos of flooded freeways where people would bave drowned. Use your fucking brain

>>139697452
>13% mosquito 7% fire ant

TOLEDO BEND PROJECT JOINT OPERATION
450 Spur 135, Burkeville, TX 75932 59839 Hwy 191, Anacoco, LA 71403
409/565-2273 337/286-5244 (Office)
337/286-5253 (Message)
ADVISORY # 7
DATE: Wednesday, August 30, 2017
TOLEDO BEND RESERVOIR – WATER RELEASES
AS OF TIME: 2300 hrs
RESERVOIR ELEV: 173.39 FT. MSL
SPILLWAY RELEASES HAVE CHANGED FROM 33000 cfs TO 44000 cfs
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE GUIDE FOR SPILLWAY GATE OPERATIONS IN THE LICENSE APPROVED BY FERC FOR TOLEDO BEND RESERVOIR, CURRENT RELEASES ARE NOTED BELOW:
SPILLWAY GATES
Number of Gates Opened (Feet)
11 4
GENERATORS
Generator # Current Status
1 24 hrs at 7420 cfs
2 24 hrs at 6970 cfs
TOTAL RELEASES (CFS)
SPILLWAY 44000
GENERATORS 14390
TOTAL 58390
Up-to-date reservoir elevations and releases as well as links to specific river gauges may be obtained from SRA’s websites: www.srala-toledo.com or www.sratx.org. Information on specific river gages can be obtained from the National Weather Service at the following website: http://www.srh.noaa.gov/wgrfc and from the USGS at the following website: http://tx.waterdata.usgs.gov.

>>139697636
Is that how newfags do it?

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so which dams have failed? or was that kikery?

Apparently the MyPillow guy also has a charity setup and guarantees that 100% of your donation goes to people in need.

It's the Lindell Foundation

>>139697636
You're an asshole and nobody outside of your cult of money likes you, Joel.

>>139695048
"Ignore unfounded, unsourced weather predictions that have needlessly frightened Houstonians. Get info from trusted outlets."
"For the Houston area Harvey will be a rainmaker from Friday evening through Monday/Tuesday. No evacuations planned."
"What you can do is minimize your traveling this weekend and avoid intersections n streets that you know flood and exercise common sense."
"Please think twice before trying to leave Houston en masse. No evacuation orders have been issued for the city."
"Chaotic 2005 traffic with Hurricane Rita lurking was tragic. No official has issued evac order for Houston now. Calm and care!"
"Remember to check on your elderly and disabled neighbors throughout this rain event. Remain calm but stay alert."
"There are a number of stranded people on our streets calling 911 exhausting needed resources. You can help by staying off the streets."

>>139696645
those are not normal faces
besides Martin Short is Canadian, my dude

>>139697524
Look local not online. And honestly that is not that expensive

>>139695266
Implying niggers are human

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>houston builds gay sidewalk

>biblical level flooding happens

is it a sign from God?

>>139697709
You're fucking retarded if you think only 20 people died.

>>139697755
No dams have failed. It's all under control.

>can a GATORTAIL BOAT make it?
For you non Cajuns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJoMP7xPXU

>>139696782
Kek
What a gigantic faggot tryhard
Go to bed kid

>>139697817
God isn't real Canada.

>>139697755
Nice digits, and at this point, I have no idea. Orange, has been emphasized. I've noticed the water level was slowly going down in Addicks, but now it's hovering around 109.

>>139697709
Also, you know how many shelters RAPIDLY filled with water? The school had 350 people inside and when the 3ft wall of water went out, flooded almost instantly.

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>>139697929
oh okay

>>139694617

Hope yall make it out okay

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>>139697817
>God destroys Texas over a sidewalk
Gee, I wounder what he's planning for Canada then?

>>139696782
savage but logical

>>139697716

> 9% white women giving birth to a baby of different race or ethnicity

Maybe god heard anons from houston asking for less immigration and misunderstood it as mass irrigation

>>139694617
>effected areas
>effected
Wut

>>139697709
>implying
>projecting
Nothing says that evacuating low lying areas would have caused the entire metro area to loose its shit and all get in cars. Stop defending utter bullshit.
also
The kill count isn't out yet fucktard. The early stats are meaningless. Its gonna rise. You need to take into consideration the sickness pain and suffering that did/is/will be occurring from people who were/are trapped in water for extended periods of time. All of it could have been avoided.

Fuck off with the ONE SCENARIO RULES THEM ALL bullshit.

>>139697524
you can buy em in store for cheaper

>>139697829
Thats about the count so far for Harris County. What number do you have?

Not surprised that people on pol think packing freeways with thousands of cars was the right move. Dumbasses dont realize that many areas that never flooded were flooded by this storm. A lot of the rescues you've seen come from those neighborhoods.

If you want to blame anybody, blame the cheap developers who lobby city council to loosen development regulations (you know, for things like flooding) so they can make more money by building more houses or larger parking lots.

NEW BREAD

>>139698203
>>139698203

NEW BREAD

>>139697977
That was in Beaumont / Port Arthur, not Houston.

This is what I'm talking about. Pol knows shit

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BOSTON IS KILL

BOSTON IS KILL

HURRICANE IRMA HAPPENING NEXT SUNDAY

HOLY SHIT THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>139697801
Negative. I was referring to those still trapped, and with the levies and dams releasing causing walls of water to rapidly flood non-flooded and already flooded areas - plenty of people are still in danger.

>>139696886
you fucking nigger!

>>139697981
>cnn
>news
Pick one

>>139697524
Anon, are you implying that $30 for a pillow is expensive? I bet you sleep on 200 thread count as well, faggot.

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shit

>>139698283
Faggot it's TEXAS. Fucking county lines mean fuck all when millions of lives are at stake.

>>139698159
But thats what would happen. You'd have worried suburban soccer moms wanting to bring their kids to safety so husband would follow along.

You order an evacuation order for only low lying areas (which actually fared better than the areas more inland for the HOUSTON metro), and other folks inland would have ignored and left anyway.

>>139698419
So are you saying the City of Houston Mayor has authority to tell another city to evacuate?

Retard!

>>139698238
And dude, me and my family were trapped for 14 hours on the freeway for Rita. Just so you know.

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Is florida next?

>>139698581
Fake and gay.

>>139698611
No, absolutely not. Irma will either go into the gulf or up along the eastern seaboard

>>139698543
No dumbass. The surrounding counties FOLLOW THE LEAD OF THE LARGER CITIES. "Best for the group" and all.

>>139697096
>what did he mean by this?
That Americans are illiterate

>>139698581
So what were you, like 5 years old back then

>>139698724
I'm closing in on 40 ya fag.