New Communist Buffet Opening in Orlando

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>>139677202
Put squat toilets in a unisex bathroom, fish head soup, at random with and without rice, in a very small bowl.

>>139678165
Will the squat toilets have any privacy or should they just be put into the floor in an open area ?

>>139678295
On a randomly selected day, have only one toilet open. On other randomly selected days, open the other which is just a room with 4-5 of them. Make sure on those days to designate the squat toilet with privacy as employees only, but for a small fee the private toilet can be opened on a case by case basis. As for tp, communal rag and bucket.

I prefer the Communal rag idea

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Long Dong Chongs

>>139679440
sheeiittt

>>139677202
call it Breadline Buffet

>opens Communist Buffet
>Communists "seize the means of production" and walk out with a deep fryer and steam table.

>>139677202
Is there Gulag service?

>>139681567

>Thank you comrade
>come again


>>139682203

Not sure how that can work

>>139677202
>name: Proletariat orgasm
>Slavic
>no food available

>>139677202
>implying communists eat
Fucking kek

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>>139677202
Nothing is more communist than cooking rats. That should be something that you have the most of. In your office remember to have grade A food, your own personal buffet. Bonus points if you are overweight. Always have shortage of toilet paper. If your customers and employees aren't fighting over resources you're doing something wrong. I'm assuming you are of European descent so Slavic makes more sense. For drinks I hear that in Russia they sometimes substitute vodka for cleaning supplies because it gives the same buzz and is cheaper. Needless to say, this is dangerous. Have your restaurant be as inconvenient as possible. As a bonus, make sure all your proliteriats are incredibly rude.

>>139677202
It should be called the purgatory of the unfed proletariat.

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>>139682823
Thank you Anon
This is great advice
>>139683295
Fucking Kek

>>139677202

>communism
>food

Pick one, retarded piece of shit.