All Female LORD OF THE FLIES

>everyone on twitter going "Well, if it was all girls they would set said their differences and get off the island in five minutes

Have these cunts ever seen survivor?

Also

>gender roles are a social construct
>girls would just act differently than boys, sweetie

>>139674108
No rape scene?

isnt the whole point of the book the dyanmic between young BOYS left to their own devices? does the story even make sense for girls

Why can't women just make something new

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>>139674388

>>139674108
>based
its not a remake its fine that its girls it would be intresting to see how they might react.

Aside from the fact that hollywood has found a new niche in unoriginality, this is bound to be inferior, annoying, and will hopefully make no money. The only way to ensure the latter, however, is to never talk about this outside of here. They'll use controversy to market it, DO NOT fall for it. Don't make this the next ghostbusters.

Wouldn't be the first time they fundamentally changed what something was supposed to be about for the sake of female inclusion.

Cunts are just pissed because, this time, it'll make them look bad.

great now i get to watch ms piggie get a boulder dropped on her head

>>139674845

Too late there's already a hashtag where women are fuming about it.

>>139674108
you know for a moment I didn't know that was a boy and not a fat dyke

>>139674845
It will end up like the Ghostbusters remake. Hollywood is a joke.

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>>139674841
came to this thread to request this and it's here not even 6 posts in.

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>>139674108
OMG IT'S TRENDING OH HOLY SHIT WTF OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>139674845
THis is the new ghost busters and that failed.
Also the women will just eat each other so the book still makes sense.

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>>139675065
Here's another good one.

females would work together and build a civilization on that island

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>>139675036
yaas queen slay so clever

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>>139674108
>female version of piggy

>>139675218
An actual "Lady of the Flies" where they actually explore what would happen to women could be interesting.
But it would probably be borning watching them just starve to death in the first couple days

>>139674108
It's just a 5-minute short where they all starve to death because they can't get anything done

>>139674108

I never really liked this book. Nor Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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>>139674108
Didn't we already have one?

well, thats about what I pictured Pigey looked like. I wonder what the Chad looks like

>>139675368
>its about systemic male violence
>not the human condition in general

>>139675539
Can they even kill a boar?
>>139675368
Get stuck on an abandoned island.
Need to kill stuff to eat.
WAH MALES ARE VIOLENT WHY IS THAT WAH WAH
Nice...nice.

>>139674108
>I'm sure it will be just as successful as the all-female "Ghostbusters".

Hollywood writers and producers really are fucking dumb.

>>139675463
Chick has amazing tits, but god damn if her facial expressions didn't make me cringe

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>>139675756

>>139675562
It's one of those books you have to read in high school and some people think they're intellectuals for having read them

>>139674108
>They plan to be faithful to the novel with one major twist: the young students stranded on a remote island who descend into a savage social order will be girls.

The book is filled with children swimming or running around the jungle naked.

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>>139674108
>female version of piggy.

>>139675876
I had a very good male english teacher the year I read it. It definitely depends on the teacher

At least the animosity between the survivors will make more sense now.
Women turn on eachother at the tip of a hat.

>>139674763
>isnt the whole point of the book the dyanmic between young BOYS left to their own devices? does the story even make sense for girls

It doesn't make sense. They'd have to rewrite all the characters for it to make sense.

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>>139674108
>Female version of piggy

>>139675970
I didn't really agree with the greater themes on human nature it was trying to show

>>139676011
now i haven't read it in a while, but what makes it so hard to adapt to girls?
they can be violent cunts to each other, that's not something boys have monopoly on.

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This doesn't even make sense and who's going to see this stupid bullshit?

Warner Bros. come on yids. I thought you were the most BASED studio. The fuck are you doing?

>>139674108
Do they know that some in the story were naked?

>>139675876
>It's one of those books you have to read in high school and some people think they're intellectuals for having read them

I read it when I was in grade 6.

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It would actually be interesting to see a fictional depiction of girls unraveling themselves, but let me get the old crystal ball and make two predictions:
>the blame will implicitly be laid on some masculine figure or patriarchal institution
>they will learn to be sisters and overcome this oppressive structure #girlsrule #yesallwomen

>>139674108
>bunch of half naked little tribal girls trying to kill each other
Accurate representation of how women treat each other plus a little something for all the pedos on 4chan.

Who's gonna be Simon?

>>139676202
Jeanette

>>139676154
Well aren't you so intelligent

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>>139674108

>made with all-girl cast

>nobody knows how to start a fire, and besides, it gets tiring rubbing those sticks together and makes my hands dirty
>why can't we just, like, drink the water from the ocean? I mean, it's water, isn't it?
>nobody knows how to hunt, plus, blood and guts are yucky. Besides, pigs are cute!
>nobody likes each other, we all spend our time criticizing each others' appearance rather than cooperating for survival

>movie ends in 15 minutes because all girls are dead because women have no idea how to survive on their own

>>139674108
A fully realistic all female Lord of the Flies would be goddamned hilarious.

>>139676154
This. High school ed in burger land is a joke now. Fucking lord of the flies is literally elementary reading, and I'm not even that smart but at least I could read when I was a kid

>>139676125
>now i haven't read it in a while, but what makes it so hard to adapt to girls?
>they can be violent cunts to each other, that's not something boys have monopoly on.

One of the girls wouldn't take over the tribe as a response to the fear of a lurking "monster" in the jungle. How many rich, boarding school girls would go hunting wild pigs?

>>139674108
Why do they have to ruin absolutely everything? Why can't they just be faithful to the fucking book?

>>139674108
Oh shit, are they all grown up? Is it a porno? I might watch that.

Lord of the flies will be even more violent and horrifying with all female characters. Adolescent girls are fucking ruthless. Also, they will all die of exposure and starvation.

this video is always good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqfAt7TshLw

>>139676308
>Well aren't you so intelligent

Yes. Frankly, I am so intelligent.

>>139674763
We're all the same, remember? Only a hateful neo-Nazi bigot would suggest there's a biological and mental differences between males and females.

>>139675562
The two staples of 11th Grade literature.

>>139674108
It's not like the book depicted the boys stuck on the island as heroes. It can go one of two ways:

1. The (((white males))) are true to the original source and depict angry little girls rising up mob rule fashion and turning on the scapegoats.

2. The (((white males))) pander to the feminist audience too much and the girls form some sort of utopia where nothing goes wrong, causing the movie to be a complete, indefensible pile of shit. 7/10 IGN.

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>>139676512
If only. I would eat that shit up.

It could work, because as mentioned women can be backstabbing bitches too, but I don't want males writing this.

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>>139674108
I hope it's a porno, if not, I'll wait for the porno-parody, like Ghostbusters

>>139674108
Are the kikes in hollywood so brainwashed by their own ideas that they don't even know what they are doing and are dooming their own industry

>>139674569
>flag
checks out

>>139676320
>>movie ends in 15 minutes because all girls are dead because women have no idea how to survive on their own
See this
>>139676187
>hand rubbing intensifies.

>>139676381
>How many rich, boarding school girls would go hunting wild pigs?
None that was something rich and poor boys do for shits and giggles.

>women
>being able to live for more than 1 day on an island with no men around

good joke

i don't really even know why women need "coming of age" stories like men do.
women's life is full of trivialities and they have nothing to do with honor or character or strength.

this generation of men are completely lost due to feminism and no one is doing jack shit to direct them. They are only directing women on how to be """better""" women (aka turning them around in circles)

>>139676128
Does that hamplanet literally have "taco time" tattooed on her knuckles. Jesus christ

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>>139674388
Checked

>>139676955
women don't need coming of age stories, they have a physical manifestation of adulthood called menstruation.

>>139675218
So China with its male majority population will become the happiest place on earth.

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>>139674841

>>139674108
such a mistake to have this written by men

they will try to make the girls somehow all redeemable

needs to be written by a bitchy woman who knows how bratty and cliquey young girls already are

this will be shit

>>139677281
that's what i mean
it's like pissing into the ocean.

>>139674108
We'll just take something which already exists, and then pour vaginas all over it. How empowering! #MoveOverBoys, we ladies are in charge ;D

>>139674108
I would love to see an all-Lesbian VATHEK.

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>>139674841
I want to believe

two hours of little girls screaming

>>139677491
It worked for Ghostbusters

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>>139675034
This. I hope they cast some blue haired pierced tumblr whale in the role too.

>>139677538
That was one weird read

lets crowdfund a remake of Anne Frank but with a chad instead of a stupid jewish kid

>>139676125
males inherently form heirarchies, where there is a leader on the top and a beta on the bottom. women dont do that

they'd probably all starve to death because of some absurd social fucking group thing

>>139674108
This seems fine to me.
Taking a premise, but changing the characters in it to explore a different story is a common and traditional story variant.
This isn't them making Ghostbusters female. This isn't them changing the race of a single character in a movie. This is them taking a plot that has been used in hundred of books, movies and shows and changing the characters around. It's "A group of individuals are alone on an Island and cut off from civilization. What happens to them"
As long as they write it competently, and it's not just a simple ripoff of LOTF it should be a fine movie.

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Not only does everything produced by mainstream big-budget companies have minority/fag/female characters shoehorned in for no reason other than "progress"...the source material isn't even original. Everything sacred must go. History, art, culture. Systematically erased and re branded in the name of "progress."
Sounds familiar.

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>>139674108
It already exists

Japan made it, Its called fruit of the grisaia

>>139674108
They have no ideas.

All they do is take good fiction and remake it with niggers and women. Nuke Hollywood.

>>139674108
just like the female version of ghostbusters, this will probably suck ass.

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>>139674108
>can't wait to see the female version of piggy.

I hope it's Amy Schumer and they smash her fuckin head open with a rock.

Also what the fuck are they thinking?

>Ghostbusters failed so hard, surely this will be a winner!

island of all pre-pubecent girls.? They'll look to the oldest and do what she says until they are either rescued or starve to death. A democratic conch wouldn't even be thought of. little girls do what the bigger girls say. /movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7NoW703iQY

hehe they are going to go broke
>Keep it up (((hollywood)))

>female version of lord of the flies

They'd all just sit on the beach and sunbathe, then form cliques and bitch and moan at each other when they realize there's no men around to do the work for them?

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>>139678340
Well Warner Bros. are known for backing winners

>>139677845
i came so hard at "that" route

>>139674108
Adolescent girls in Lord of the Flies?
So it's a literal period drama?

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>>139678441

>Untitled this
>Untitled that

Wow, you know it's going to be good when they don't even have a fucking name for it.

WB movies are like bland chicken wings that just get doused in a shitty sauce right before being served. The company advertises "200" different wing styles, but really they're all the same low-grade chicken slathered in some nasty shit sauce from Guatemala.

>>139674108
Nobody wants to see a bunch of despotic whores, ignorant of critique and depth dialogue on the classics for two fucking hours. Even by fast food standards, the lack of exaggerated explosions and sexual comedy will bore the average clapper.

>But Anon young teens and not sexual?

The lord of the flies was interesting due conversations followed by actions and philosophical antagonism. If Hollywood pretends making girls actually hunting and building is beyond me.

Feminism portrays strong women as a manipulative sociopath yelling at a despised evil male boss, screaming or refusing to follow her job. Not actually using her hands and work.

>>139677575
Will go see this for good fap

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>>139678602

>>139674841
The three men were cucks. They should have refused to do more work than the women did.

I know it's hard and goes against male nature, but women live by exploiting that nature. The men should get pleasure by forcing the women to act differently, even though the women will be bitter and hate them. (And probably fuck them too.)

>>139674796
This. Women are lame af.

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>>139678523
you monster

>>139678761
>not taking your whore to the lowest rating movie at 4pm so she can give you a decent BJ in public while you stare at the few down clueless of the tongue licking your balls. Adrenaline is hell of a drug.

>>139674108
I love this timeline. Battle Royale is better than hunger gaymes

Women will be nasty if it comes to real survival. Mean Girls, on steroids.

Of all the female remakes of male ideas, this has the potential to be interesting. Or it could be disgusting and politically correct and make the women out to be better than guys -- what I mostly expect.

>>139676070
post a non-shopped version.

>Watch a bunch of women left to their own devices on an island eat each other alive

I wasn't expecting Lord of the Flies to be a documentary.
I wasn't

>>139679070
Maybe in small groups, in big groups they just froze yelling and arguing till chronic dehydration.

>>139674108
So instead of killing each other they just bitch behind each others backs till they die of starvation

>>139675477
I'm sure there would be much more cannibalism in lady of the flies.

In fact only cannibalism and no hunting.

>>139674842
>it would be intresting to see how they might react
The thing is, we aren't likely to be seeing how they might actually react. We would most likely be seeing how a couple of liberal cucks envision a feminist utopia full of strong independent young women shirking the chains of oppressive white male dominated rape culture.

>>139674108
Would be better in an anime instead of likely sjw whales and token minorities. Who would /pol/ cast?

>>139679343
Man they will die from dehydration first, no need to worry about hungry. If you cant get the coconut or walk to the woods for hours you are dead in any pacific island.

The ride just never ends.

Ocean's Eleven and Lord of the Flies along with that fucking disaster that was Ghostbusters.

Can the Earth just implode at this point?

>>139676125
>Implying they will make Spears and hunt pigs
They're going yo sit in two big cliques and the popular girl decides who is killed and eaten next. They're lucky to get fire.

>>139679521
Asuka for drama.

>>139674108
You think two guys from Hollywood are going to cast women in a bad light? Especially one with the last name of Siegel. I'd love to see it in raw form but it just doesn't fit the narrative well enough...

It could be interesting. If I was directing it I'd make it more violent and more tribalistic than the male version, put a bunch of SJW tumblrinas on the island instead of little girls, and have their insane SJW culture hierarchy be the dominating law. The first thing they do is separate all the white SJWs from the black/mulatto SJWs and distribute more resources to the mulattoes. They start killing each other off one by one since some of them start refusing their privilege.

At the end, instead of being rescued by a pilot like in the original, the few remaining mulatto feminazis kill and eat the male patriarch pilot. What a twist.

But we all know it's gonna be some hamfisted grrrrrl power movie full of mary sues who work together and build their own airplane to fly out of there because girls are liek geniuses lmao

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>>139674108
Can we Meme Rosie O'donnel to be Piggy ?
or Amy Schumer ?

Realistic Movie Script
>Women Ship Wrecked
>Wake up on Island

>To Weak to rub sticks together for fire
>To Weak to sharpen sticks for fish stabbing
>Can not cut throat of wild boars
>Not strong enough to lift sticks for hut
>Piggie is played by Rosie O'Donnell
>Cry
>Emotional Girl Orgy
>Squirting
>End Credits

>>139679070
>Women will be nasty if it comes to real survival. Mean Girls, on steroids.
Till cave man, meth addicted, fully ERECT me comes along with a gun and hornyness.
Women cannot fight men, neither can they fight men with tactics.

>>139675068
>an image for Randlets

Think, Hunger Games. That's all this is.

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>>139679748
Simpsons did it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfZlLE4PC1c

>>139679751
>>To Weak to sharpen sticks for fish stabbing
You cut them quarters and stuff a rock at the bottom to separate then tie with something.

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TLDR: its been done...... accidently. Women were fucked by day 8.

Dutch Survivor puts men on one island, women on another. Women sunbathed and swam.
Men set up camp, got consistent food/water, tables and chairs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqfAt7TshLw

>>139676693
>You live in the timeline where the porno has better acting than the real movie

>>139676693
Pic saved

>>139678120
Is there a male one for comparison?

>>139676603
>republidolt flag
>read LotF an CatCF in 11th grade
checks out

>>139674108
They're probably just going for the Ghostbusters strategy of being able to deflect all criticism as muhsogyny and raycism

>>139674108
So again taking a work written by a white male and then making it pass as if it is made by women, proving once again women's uselessness.

>>139675942
And...

>>139674841
Yeah reality tv is definitely a trustworthy source

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>>139678942

Nice way to ruin the book.

>>139674841
This has happened on every survivor show that splits the groups up based on sex. Including a recent one in UK.

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>>139674108
tfw even lefties are starting to see through this shoe horned diversity.

>>139676089
I think it does a good job at showing how we are really animals. We have elaborate societies and technologies, but we are still animals like every other creature on earth.

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>>139676070

>>139674108
>implying this isnt a honeypot to see who would go see 90 minutes of half naked underage girls

I see through your shit FBI

>>139675729
she's more right than wrong
It is about men being violent. They're basically schoolboy bullies turned up to 11. she's a retard for thinking it's systematic though

>>139681183
>Implying it isn't the producer who wants nubiles

You poor white boys keep losing. Can't wait for my black children to replace you all

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It could be good if they allow it to be nasty & semi realistic

I hope they are a bunch of spoiled big city liberal women, i wanna see them bash each others brains in after a day

>>139675830
pic of said tits?

>>139676308
Well, it's a kid book. By High school you're supposed to study the Classics.

>>139674841
anyone else miss the comfy island with bear grylls threads?

>>139674108
>all female lord of the flies

Wasn't this premise already tried on some battle of the sexes island survivor reality show? The one where all the roasties fucked themselves so hard that they had to trade in two of their most useless twats for a couple of competent male slaves in order to keep things anywhere close to sporting?

>>139674108
Lord of the Flies is crap anyway. All female wont make it worse.

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>>139682071
I miss them anon.

>>139674108
Why do women have to shit everything up. Men need to be more assertive and put a stop to this bullshit. All women ever do is follow the man's opinion anyway, but men these days are so wishy washy pussies these broads are running rampant destroying culture for the sake of a few oppression points

Who's going to play piggy?

Lena Dunham?

Amy Schumer?

The fat chick from Bridesmaids?

>>139674763
Nah, they'ed all just sit around and whinge till they starve to death.

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>>139674108
>watching a fat girl get her head crushed
Can we maybe increase the ages too so there are twenty year olds in the movie?

>>139674108
At least now it will be accurate

>>139675368
>men and women create fundamentally different societies
>differences in race can easily integrate with each other

>>139675368
I'm pretty sure lord of the flies was a commentary on society and how we're only one step away from savagery, you dumb fermenting vagina.

>>139680798
which is... (I want to watch)

>>139682793
Just search women vs men survivor on youtube and lots of them come up. Here's the one in the picture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqfAt7TshLw

>>139675875
We should GIF this and pass it around to piss off the feminists

>>139674108

If it ends the same way Lord of the Flies does then it's pro-Male.

>>139677589
If true you should end your life immediately

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>>139674108
The main problem with any female remakes is that it just becomes another YAAAS GIRL shitfest. Hollywood is incapable of exploring the worst aspects of women or their dark impulses, whilst they're all too happy to depict white men as evil, petty, cowardly or vulnerable. They're either victims or a hero. Hollywood cant go against the feminist narrative. The only time female remakes are OK are when foreigners do it.

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>>139677698

Recast Anne Frank as a Klansman who spends the entire book railing against niggers.

>>139674108
not gonna work, girls gonna sit and cry and offer their pussy to the first wild pig in exchange for roots and berries

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>>139683355

>"Oy vey! Those Chimping monkeys are stealing from downstairs again playing jungle music on the radio."

>>139675875
Old Simpson's made fun of SJWs

>>139674108
Lord of the Flies is even more plausible with women. Women can't even maintain a fully functional, well built, robust society that was built up and handed to them.

>>139674796
yes, million times this. the eternal commie, we won't build the factories, we'll take them from you

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>>139683355
>double doubles
Klanne Frank must become a meme, Kek wills it

>>139674108
So the moral of the new story will be women can't work together in groups or be civilized? Ok then

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>>>/tv/87115647

>>>/tv/87115647

>>>/tv/87115647

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>>139683748
>Klanne Frank

>>139674108
bunch of school girls stranded on an island

they all die within 48 hours

can't wait to see this movie

DAILY REMINDER JACK DID LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG

this movie would be great if /pol/ did it. and it's not that expensive, just a bunch of kids on an island

>>139674108
So they'll kill a fat chick...and show women for who they really are...seems like a documentary somehow.

>>139680628
You don't have to watch TV to know it's true. There has never been a civilization built by women. Maybe if you actually talked to women you would know they aren't capable of making it in a survival situation.

>>139684548


Actual kids are really expensive due to the restrictive labor laws.

>>139684548
we could ask mr. epstein to use his

>>139682182
>Why do women have to shit everything up.
the movie is being written by two men anon.

>>139676320
I'd watch that. I'd pay to watch (((Hollywood))) be honest and truthful for 15 minutes.

>>139684880
it's not labor if you don't pay them

>>139674841

Holy shit I remember that

>>139675150
I think the only thing to feel at this point is
"sigh.. this shit again"

>>139682710
this was at least how I learned it in middle school. Also about how naive young boys unchecked easily devolve.

>>139677743

No, (((they'll))) pinkwash it so that it's BECAUSE women don't form heirarchies like evil cishet white males they'll succeed in the wild and sing kumbaya and not have to kill any poor defenseless piggies for food because they can just lick slime off the rocks.

Calling it now; screencap this.

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>>139677698
>>139683355
>>139683543
>>139683748
>>139684437


>Anne Frank is 9 months pregnant writing her diary about how she fears for her child being born into a world ruled by Nazis
>Negroid SS soldier bursts into her attic
>"muh dik, Jewish bitches, sheeeeiiiittt"
>"No please! I'm pregnant. Don't hurt my baby."
>"That baby gonna come out carmel colored by the time I'm through with yah."
>"Nooooo!!!"
>music from the Mad Max Fury Road trailer begins playing in the background
>"Da fuck?"
>50 men clad in white hoods carrying torches ride over the nearby hill on horseback
>"What's this cracka shit?"
>cries of "yee haw" become increasingly audible
>SS soldier's eyes widen
>"Oh fuck"
>"WE'RE COMING FOR YAH NIGGER!"
>SS soldier turns to run but the all-American Klansmen catch him with a lasso around his neck
>Anne watches in half-horror, half-amazement as the Klan drag the hapless SS soldier to a nearby tree and begin stringing him up
>once he's fully secured to the tree, the hooded men take turns whipping the SS trooper repeatedly
>they finally finish him off by taking a red hot Bowie knife to his farm parts
>"say goodnight to them nuts blackie"
>they strip and clip him and he bleeds out
>SS soldier's last words before the life force drains from his shitskinned body are "we wuz Nazis and sheeiiittt"
>Anne protectively holding her belly approaches them as the Klan as they finish their deadly work
>"Thank you kind sirs for saving me and my child."
>one of the Klansman takes his hood off
>it's Jared Taylor
>"No need for thanks ma'am. We always look out for our white women, be they Christian or Jewish."

>>139675756
To be fair, prepubescent boys and girls are equally strong.

>>139677378
Needs to be written by a gay dude.

>>139681207
academic jews changed the definition of systematic, so it doesn't "mean" what you think it means

>>139681183
is Dan Schneider directing?

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>>139675962
She would probably eat the cast.

>>139676187
The monster lurking in the jungle will probably be a cast-away man, who's now an insane cannibal eating anyone else that gets stranded on the island.

Then, the girls will prove how strong and independent they are by sneaking into his lair to steal his food and tools.

All throughout, horror movie style "tension" exists with several moments of complete silence followed by loud-noise jump scares and semi-nude lesbian scenes.

>>139686121
What does it mean now?

>>139674108
this is the only "all female remake" which would actually be interesting, if done right

unfortunately you just know whoever is making this is going to fuck it up

>>139675876
Jesus Christ I honestly think you people are worse than the pretentious snarky ones
>Dude like why even try lmao
>Look at all these preppies dude, fucking enjoying their careers like, lmao what fucking losers

>>tfw femPiggy will only be kinda chubby out of fear of fat shaming
>>tfw this movie is only being made with an all female cast because it will have a built in selfdefense
If anyone says it sucks it will have everyone crying 'muh soggy knee' just like Ghostbusters.

/tv/ is excited for all the wrong reasons. Bunch of pedos.

>>139674108
I for one would not mind watching a movie of nothing but half naked or clothes tattered lolis

>>139686982
/tv/ has always been degenerate.

If not for Baneposting being our first real window into meme-magic, that board would have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

>>139674108
My interest is dependent on one thing; are the girls going to be hot?

>>139674796
Because they can't. Women are only capable of taking something that men make and destroying it.

>>139686982
There isn't anything else to be excited about. I would be to, but 3DPD are disgusting.

>>139687167

You're in for disappointment. Most of them will be fat or black with pink hair.

>>139674388
I always hated that bullshit.
>Woman are the same as men
>But they can't succeed in CEO positions because of the overly masculine environment

Wat

Also checked.

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>>139674763

It will show how girls can achieve a peaceful and understanding society with PONIES AND RAINBOWS, unlike stupid and VIOLENT male kids who couldn't get their shit together and descended into barbarism.

Of course we know that's bullshit because a "society" of girls would cease to exist after a week tops due to starvation and lack of water, but this is a female world we're talking about, we're just living in it.

>>139686411
the monster is gonna be a black man but will turn out to be a 'good guy" after he will fight off some white men pirates or some shit and get praised by the girls like a king bbc

>>139677649
haha that was me that killed him. lulz

Unless the girls go barechested and segregate/delegate by tit size then it's bullshit and inaccurate
Also instant starving lesbians

>>139674108
a shitty (((book))), go read some Dickens.

>>139680628
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>>139674841
Post this image in that Twitter thread/feed.

>>139674108
>Lord of the flies with women
How does one pull this off with a dozen vaginal behemoths playing Piggy?

>>139675648

under raped post

>>139674796
they simply cant

all major leaders in history are male, women can only fallow

>>139674108

So box office revenues aren't low enough yet?

>>139693603
>fallow