The ditch that saved the west https://youtu.be/1Yqa5PUViPo

>>139670643
looks like lack of a liberal's common sense also saved the day.

>>139670643
the presidential limo is made to absorb anti-tank weapons and keep driving if necessary, the fuck was this guy thinking lmao

BUILD THE DITCH

>>139670643
>The lack of intelligence from a liberal faggot saved the west
Nothing new here

Could the ditch stop antifa?

>>139670643
Surprised all the motorcycle cops didn't see it first.

>>139671625
>the fuck was this guy thinking
Not at all, I'd assume.

>>139670643
How could you tell he was trying to ram?
He just drove out and stopped on the side, or did his car break

>>139670643
That car would have so many bullet holes in it if that car even got close enough to the presidents limo there probably wouldn't be anything left.

This is probably a globalist useful idiot being used

I'm surprised that the vehicle that moved over towards the white car just kept on going.

>>139672757
He came out of a bush from nowhere as a motorcade was coming past

>>139673320
I think they're told to move away fron danger where possible. Car was immobilised so they let the follow up guys deal with it

>>139670643
shittiest. cameraman. ever.

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>>139672787
>TFW Trump's limo has a minigun turret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA-O9iyggVQ

>>139670643
wish they kept recording

>>139673889
>satellite phone with direct line to Vice President

if Trump is under attack what is Pence going to do about it?

>>139673889
Are any of those semi-automatic, except for some of the revolvers?

>>139673889
>trump is -rh negative blood type, a repitillian

>>139674348
Basically he can give his last orders to Pence if he thinks he's gonna die.

Also, he can just use it normally outside of emergencies.

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>>139674772
If I was about to die the last person I would want to talk to is that faggot

Didn't really look like he tried to ram, looks like he was being retarded

>>139671625
Potentially if it was going fast and you rammed it head on and POTUS wasn't wearing a seatbelt he could be killed even if the limo wasn't deformed.
But you'd probably need something bigger than a mid sized sedan.

>>139675076
>Parked in a treeline next to a reservoir.
>Floors the gas pedal as the Presidential Motorcade is passing by.
Retarded yes. Trying to ram, also probably yes.

>>139670643
id like to have been a fly on the wall during this operation's creation

>>139672171
Probably not, but ditches could be quite useful for dealing with the aftermath if you know what I mean.

>>139675076
>tries to hop a ditch just as the president rolls buy

Innocent or not, gitmo they go

That looked very fucking deliberate. He pressed on the gas right as the limo was going by, I guess he was too fucking stupid to notice the ditch but it seems like he was really attempting to ram someone.

>>139674348
>"P-Pence"
>"Give the delegates to Ted"
>"Tell him I forgive him"

false flag. Why would someone just happen to film that?

>they were excited about watching the trump motorcade go by

how did they know the motorcade route? How did the driver?

>>139677705
Because it's a small town, a main and obvious route, and the event had just ended. Because the police had set up on every entry and exit point along the route, because the secret service, eod and pres. 100 had come out a week earlier and tack welded all the manholes closed. Because the ss entered every single biz establishment and did a walk thru.

The Jews must pay for trying to ram the presidential motorcade.

>>139677705
kys

>>139672757
The car literally came out from where a manmade lake is, and tried to drive onto the road over a giant drainage ditch.

This was no accident, and thank god this idiot was too stupid to see in front of him.

>>139670643
Trump's limo driver is a fucking BEAST. He saw that retard and leaned to the right. Holy shit, respect.

ahhahaha what a fag. The left is fucking useless

>>139677705

Did you not see the police and cones set up?

>>139677941
>Because it's a small town, a main and obvious route, and the event had just ended. Because the police had set up on every entry and exit point along the route, because the secret service, eod and pres. 100 had come out a week earlier and tack welded all the manholes closed. Because the ss entered every single biz establishment and did a walk thru.

damn dude, does he do that everywhere he goes?

>>139677705
A small town where they already could tell preparations were made in advanced, such as his statement "looks like they tac-welded the manhole" which I guess means they welded the manhole in case someone tried to sneak a bomb into it. And since they're all wearing work shirts I'm assuming they saw all the cops and stuff setting up early and went out of their work to check it out. People find any excuse to leave work, and taking a photo of the president's motorcade is a once in a lifetime thing for many people.

Bump cause this shit is getting slid

>>139678536
if you're faking a presidential motorcade scene, you can fake the cops too

>>139678573
Has to, it's part of the secret service's job to protect the president. That's why you don't see him going right down to texas to help with the cleanup and only took photos and shit.

This is what they have to do when he just DRIVES past a place.

>>139678674
guess I wasted my time writing the other post because holy shit you're an idiot.

>>139677705
>Why would someone happen to film this fucking orange bigot visiting their city, he's not even my president I hate him so much I'm literally shaking rn reeeeeeeeEEEE
There are kids constantly on their phones filming every single second and you're wondering why would someone film the fucking POTUS go by. Just end your miserable existence.

>>139675620
The presidents car weighs almost as much as a Mack truck, it wouldn't even stop it

>>139678573
Yes, because the simplest way to kill him would be to plant explosives under an otherwise compromised road or bridgeway and have it collapse with him over it, thus killing him in the resulting crash.

>>139678573
Every single President since Johnson has had that done for them.

The Secret Service does not fuck around.

>>139678342
he probably knew there was a ditch, he just figured he could clear it in time. Obviously couldn't do any dry runs without being arrested, so he decided to do it live.

But what would've happened if he made it up onto the road? Would ramming the limo even slow it down, considering how fucking heavy it is? What's the plan for something like this, does the limo take off while the SUVs surround the car and kill whoever was in it?

>>139673889
>J-turn
is that the burger name for a U-turn?

>>139678573
Pretty much anon. The SS takes the President's safety very seriously, especially with this political climate. Wouldn't know first hand, because there's no way the Donald would ever visit my shill state

>>139674348

Provide emotional support duh

Photo or news story about the attacker? Looks more like a fat white woman in the footage than a man. Was there an arrest? I don't know why secret service didn't just open fire.

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BUMP

>>139678818
no, I'm wondering how they knew that's where he'd BE.

>>139678906
fair enough, if true. But is it? I don't remember ever hearing about this with other presidents, although clearly there's some level of security. I assumed you could go incognito most of the time; motorcades are only for official events.

>>139678917
No it wouldn't have, and if you watch the video closely you can see the limo moves to the right while SS vans move to box it in to prevent the car from getting close to it.

At most his car would've been blasted with bullets or rammed into by one of the black SUVs.

I'm leaning towards "retard who wanted to do something stupid because they saw something on TV that influenced their feeble mind"

>>139675059
>If I was about to die the last person I would want to talk to is that faggot
well if you spoke to him before you died he would be the last person you ever talked to now wouldn't he

>>139678906
they go all out. i saw obama mortocade in nyc. they lined the intersecteding streets with dump trucks filled with concrete

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>>139674348
>what is Pence going to do about it?
Show the world why he has his many nicknames.

>>139670643
What the fuck? Why isn't the news covering this?

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>>139670643
Someone tried to kill Trump?
RESIST!

>>139679094
>no, I'm wondering how they knew that's where he'd BE.
...How the citizens knew where Trump's motorcade would drive by? Anon I'm sorry but you need to get out more.

>>139679094
You mean on the road, driving in a car?

Hm great question, guess we'll never know where a car driving on a road that had been prepared and had defenses set up on it will be.

>>139679402
>I'm wondering where cars go when they go vroom vroom

what did he mean by this

>>139678955
>Australian education
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J-turn

>>139679374
Maybe they don't want to cause a national outrage, or maybe they don't care what happens to the president unless he tweets something.

>>139672757
>trying to ram?
because no one reasonably ruins their undercarriage that hard for the lulz

>>139679221
Yeah i figured, it was a shitty idea that had no chance in hell of working. I wonder if this story will get buried or if we'll at least get to hear what the retard was thinking. I can't tell from the video, but the guy who gets out of the car gets out on the passenger side. I wonder if he climbed over or he was just a passenger.

>idiot ends up with enormous prison sentence for assassination attempt with zero chance of success

Why are leftists incapable of violence?

>>139670643
probably just a chink

>>139678955
We have U-turns but J-turns are this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtYyXnJIKW4

>>139679094
The biggest stuff is for official events where everyone knows where the president is going to be because that's where the biggest risks are. So you're partially right, but even for small stuff there is a strictly enforced perimeter of a few miles where the SS (secret service) are scoping out and locking down everything they can.

The SS do not fuck around.

If the POTUS says he wants to go to Burger King later you can bet your sweet ass they're going to be there yesterday doing background checks and locking down the joint and making sure it's safe.

>>139677705
>how did they know the motorcade route? How did the driver?
they setup ahead of time.

we've had video of nuclear missiles drive right through small towns.

Vroom vroom, motherfuck.a

kinda looked like an older black woman that got out of the car to me, could be wrong though

Bump

This is big

>>139674679
my dad was same blood type.

>>139679325
kek

>>139679374
>A poor senior citizen, oppressed in the woods by white supremacists, crashed in a ditch while trying to escape, confused by the orange bigot's motorcade. Will Drumpf issue an apology? Will he refund the damages of the car?

>>139679721
>Why are leftists incapable of violence?
No their capable of violence their just comically inept at it

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>leaving an abject autist 4 minutes from nukes (a literal threat now)
>(((saving))) the (((West)))

www.kys.org/slowly

>>139677705
The whole street was closet off that's how they knew. You retard. Not a false flag you paranoid crackhead.

>>139670643
What an absolute mongoloid.

>>139673320
they circled around, its the same car that is full of g-men at the end of the vid

>>139678955
>Thinking a burger even wrote all that shit
>When it uses the word "boot"
>And spells defense as if it was in a Dragon Quest game

>>139680026
watch this be totally ignored by the msm

>>139680557
what do americans call a boot?

>>139680065
Cloaca or gtfo

Liberals don't know how to jump ditches.
They never watched the Dukes of Hazard

>>139680654
We don't use the term boot for anything related to a vehicle. We call the storage area the trunk. Oh, and the locking thing that goes on a tire when you park in an illegal area is called a boot, I guess.

There was an attempted assassination of our president that was caught on video and no one is talking about it. Seriously wtf.

>>139674679
>>139680065

Almost everyone in america is O-
It'd be weirder if he wasn't.

>>139680654
Trunk

>>139680639
It is so far... even on here. This shit is insane!

>>139680639
>I-I was just driving casually to find my dog, lost track of the pedals I swear!

I hate to say this but this is literally nothing, probably like >>139679221 said just a brainwashed (fat) retard who can easily get away with it because ''no harm no foul''

>>139680654
The trunk. The bonnet is the hood. The covery slab is the roof. The outy-swings are called doors.

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>>139674348
spitballing here ,but the rumor is there are national secrets passed on from pres to pres, so this might be set this way to ensure the replacement is up to speed, something like;

>pence picks up phone
>(gunfire and static)
>"mr president??!!"
>"mike its bad, i have to give you some crucial information, the best information, really really beautiful infor-.."
>"what mr president??!"
>(gunshots)
>"aliens are real, jews run the world and EVERY conspiracy theory is true, even the ones that contradict others, and the guy that shot jfk is the same guy that told me who shot jfk. he had 35mm selfies, the presidency is a joke mike, a fucking joke."
>(mike drops phone) ..."karen! GET THE CLAMPS!...."

>>139670643
That went just like Obamacare.

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>>139680654
tendies

>>139681039
got some chills/10

>>139673320
Why? It was positioning itself between the presidential limo and the attacking car. The limo swerved but continued onwards and the defensive car followed. There were still plenty of spooks in the rear to capture the attacker.

>>139680995
>literally nothing
Look at the pic in the OP to see the area the car came from. This person drove their shitty 4-door sedan into the woods near that lake, where there are no roads, and laid in wait for the motorcade. They waited until the motorcycles had passed and tried to burst out when they caught sight of the limos. It blows my mind that the agents that (fucking finally) pulled over to the car didn't even have their weapons out when they approached.

>>139680654
Boots are things you wear on your feet, a type of shoe. A trunk is a place in all forms of the English language where you place things for storage.

>>139681058
almost, but at least the would-be antifaggot is ended.

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>>139678955
Chinese education everybody

>>139681038
The dragon gullet is the gas tank.
The fannyhold is the seat.
The the turnspindle is the steering wheel.
The blinkyblonkies are the turn signals.

>>139679374
Yeh it's strange. No mention of it

>>139681454
CNN will interview the driver in a few days like he's a hero

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>>139675059
Daily reminder that the real young Mike Pence was Waaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter than that larping random faggot

>>139674348

Pence is going to instantly fly to save Trump in a fucking stealth jet/mecha unit designed specifically for him with arc-lightening throwers.

Don't underestimate the Veep. He does nothing all day... But prepare.

>>139680654
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!

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>>139681039
Thanks now I can sleep in peace

How come this isn't getting reported on? The only place I see it is here.

>>139681318
I saw it 10 times don't worry, I'm not trying to belittle the situation anyway I'm just saying that I doubt this was an ''assassination'' attempt per se, just a ''liberal'' being the idiot that they are, trying to do something ridiculous.

My opinion? If Trump's side wants to handle this the smart way, they need to be magnanimous about it. Something like
>We caught someone trying to ram on the president but we could easily tell he was a confused retard so we neither killed him nor sentenced him to death for treason.
etc.

Btw the black escort did not stop because they saw he wasn't an immediate threat anymore and they must not break formation.

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>>139670643
where's the gunfire?
that car would have be lit the fuck up immediately in Iraq lol

>>139670643
what a loser lol

>>139677705
Gee, I don't know, maybe the police stationed at every parking lot blocking traffic might have tipped people off.

>>139681814
it would look REALLY bad for the left if one of their own tried and laughably failed to go after the motorcade. it would also cement his current supporters and possibly win him more through sympathy. my guess is they are working on a spin

Nothing on drudge. Anyone email him?

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Someone in the comments claiming to be the passenger and that it was an accident

>>139674649
>some
>semi automatic
>revolvers
Nigger every single one except the thompson was, learn a thing about guns, they're kind of important.

>>139679374
because he failed he has plausible deniability so they won't draw attention to it

>dude I was just trying to rush the stage to take his microphone and give him a piece of my mind
>dude I was just going for a drive in the woods what's the big deal

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>>139682168
>almost killed the prez haha
Seriously wtf. This is getting weirder and weirder.

>>139682168
HA, dammit, my ''was looking for my dog'' excuse was better.

>>139673889
So the driver is pretty much the second most protected person in the US.

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>>139682168
Found her facebook
Kikebook.com/nikia.hicks.3

>>139682175
Tell me about SAO, DAO, DASA and DSA.

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>>139681039
>activate electric pence

>>139670643
This is why niggers never win. They are just too fucking stupid.

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>>139671625
>leftist cattle
>thinking

>>139682406
>>139682168
If the SS gets ahold of the car, they can easily prove this ''breaks'' theory. If it was a lie, we will know soon :DDD

By the way I fucking HATE those stupid ass ''I know them personally'' arguments.

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>>139682516
This is her admitting it's her in response to someone posting the vid on her wall

Sorry for phoneposting

500 views?

So they were just waiting in a forest for the president to come and drive out to greet him

>>139682168
>clearly floors it
>it was our breaks

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>>139682516
lmao

>>139682168
"breaks" my ass. your brakes just happened to go out down a random road where the president was?

>>139681696
>does nothing all day
Um sweetie, no.
Pence is the most overworked VP since Darth Cheney. Trump uses him as his envoy for literally everything that doesn't matter (most things) and I swear I see Pence in every nobody-country like Iceland or India every other day giving some shill speech.

>>139681906
tbqh it's not smart to let would-be presidential assassins just, you know, get away with it

>>139682406
just ask her where the hell they were coming from

like did their brakes go out on the far side of the reservoir and they hurtled through the brush until being stopped by the ditch

>>139678955
No, a J-turn is when you are driving in reverse, and you spin the car 180 degrees to face forward without changing the direction of the vehicle's movement. Its a ridiculously hard maneuver.

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How often do brakes actually go out?
I've only ever seen it in movies.

>>139682838
No, they were speeding out of a lake and through a forest and then woaaaahhhh brakes!!!

>>139682663
>tfw the US unironically and literally has its own SS that makes Jews disappear

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>>139670643
This assassination attempt was just first of many.

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>>139682683
Anyone wants to guess what's her allegiance? :DDD

>>139682946
never if youre not a dolt
if they squeak (clean) or replace them

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>>139674348
>Execute order 66
https://youtu.be/5c7jNYpPFzE?t=1m29s

>>139682683
Holy fuck that is full of shit

>lol oops accidentally drove thru random woodland then at speed into a ditch

>>139683039
Whats the name of this fashy-haircut?

>>139678573
My dad always told me about when Carter flew into TSTC, then Conally AFB, in Waco way back when. They shut the entire interstate down, made people sit in gridlock for 3 hours while the plane landed, unboarded, and for security sweep of the entire area, just so Jimmy could go to a Dairy Queen just to get ice cream.

The secret service does not fuck around.

>>139673889
The tear gas shpuld be replaced with mustard gas or nerve agent. I am not even trying to be edgy, tear gas has proven ineffective thousands of times. I wouldnt be surprised if there are shrapnel grendes mounted around the frame, with that much armor it would be low risk abd high mortality.

>>139670643
Hope this piece of shit gets thrown down a dark hole and never sees daylight again. It was hilariously shitty attempt that is all I can expect from rabid liberals but this WAS an attempt to assassinate a sitting President.

Bury this nigger under the prison.

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>>139681906
>t. leftist shill

>>139683152
go give that picture to a barber and ask for it

>>139682912
Probably not, but that fat retard is no ''assassin'' anyway, just wanted to stupidly ram in the president's motorcade.

I don't believe this breaks story for a second anyway.

They are going to try it, fuck, secret service, keep your game strong!

>>139670643
as a Missourian I will accept credit on behalf of this ditch

>>139683152
I just tell my hairdresser: the usual please

>>139682406
Weird as fuck. I'd say dry run, but you wouldn't gather any useful information really and it just heightens attention next time

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>>139683060
lol fag hags are like their own species, always the same kind of short haired whales, human males wont fuck them, so they have to get what little male contact they can through relationships with gay men then go home and rage masturbate while tearfully cursing the patriarchy

>>139682516
Very BLMy

>>139683323
Thank you for your service

She's claiming their brakes just magically went out at the worst moment possible in all of humanity

>>139670643
What a fucking idiot.
Hopefully they can prove the driver had it in for Trump so the fucker goes to prison for that shit.

>cut brakes
>careen towards president
>oh shit we fucked up
>sorry mr cia our brakes went out tee hee
this was an attempt on the president and they should be guantanamoed

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>>139683060
i keep saying
Gay Mafia = Deep State = Jews

>>139682544
All are variants of semi automatic you fucking moron. Even SAO, revolver or otherwise, it meets the definition. Self repeating pistols are referred to as automatics, but they are in fact, still semi automatic. Notice how he never held the trigger down and it just went? SEMI. AUTOMATIC.

Fucking leaves.

>>139683255
>>139683344
Bro(s) I'm not going to give my barber a picture of a handsome man that obviously resembles Adolf Hitler. Do you think me mad?

>>139683323
417 here, if you leave out KC and STL this place socially is /pol/ paradise

literally gutter trash

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>>139680664
american cars are so shitty they aren't even useful as vbieds

isis is going to be very disappointed if they ever make it to america

>>139682935
Not as hard as you'd think, nowhere near as difficult as you'd like to believe if you're driving a proper rear wheel driven vehicle.

>>139683215
>nu-flag poster
k

Thank you based ditch.

>>139682683
It doesn't make any sense that it was an accident, which way were they heading when "their brakes went out". I call Bullshit. It looks like they were staged there, just look at the google maps!!

1200 views, getting better

>>139683196
shouldn't the president have buffer cars on each side of his? i mean this is like amateur hour shit. that car is so tough though that tin corolla would have just bounced off it

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Also, will the car be taken as evidence?

>>139676751
You just know there were charts and diagrams and maps and hours and hours sunk into it. Maybe even a pegboard with articles and colored string.

>>139683396
According to her kikebook page she's single, this is our change to stop being forever alone!

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>>139683060
I can work with this.

>>139683303
>not an assassin
>lol just wanted to prank him by ramming a ton of explosion powered steel into his vehicle
Go fucking neck yourself

>>139682908
This, Pence is traveling all the time.

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An alleged passenger responded to me

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an assassination attempt on the president would explain why the Democrats and cuckservatives suddenly disavowed the antifa and alt left types
they knew something was in the works

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>>139682516
> not intentional
> has shit like this all over FB

Something doesn't fly.

>>139683569
My barber is a young conservative, openly racists(at least to people she can trust) girl so yeah I could probably show her a picture of Adolf Hitler and get a decent haircut. Don't know about your situation tho.

>>139683848
>teenage girls
>shitty drivers
checks out

>>139683892
>>139683514
gay mafia man

>>139676751
Chatted at various times with a former SS officer under Clinton 1st and a Deputy Sheriff who had to comply with SS on a presidential visit by same. For one, one day visit to the city there was 20,000 pages of planning, from welding shut man holes (as per comment in vid) to planning for a mass casualty event, with all personnel named out and on stand by.

That was prior to the current terror mind games, its probably worse now.

>>139683848
Don't dox yourself my man. DELETE

>>139683675
THIS come on guys we can't let these commies get away with this

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>>139683892
kill it with fire!

>>139682683
>accidentally kill the president
>Oh Em Gee! It was an ACCIDENT, people. Get over it. And these misogynistic comments about female drivers are disgusting!

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>>139683848
>Literally two teenage girls trying to get to work

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>>139683255
>Barber: ayo bruh whatchu want?
>You: gimme the fuhrer
>Barber: say no more

>>139683867
This can't be the work of the government, way too sloppy.

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>>139683848
Does anyone have goolag maps location of this incident?

>>139683848
>trying to get to work
>in the woods

>>139683039
more like 3rd or fourth

https://youtu.be/GCNF5J8L9m8

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>>139681038

kek

>>139683848
>coming out of a thick forest straight at the president's motorcade
>going to work
pick one
send the cunt to guantanamo

>>139683848
this will surely hold up in court

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>>139683892
her weight alone makes that little car like a semi truck. honorary peace truck status confirmed.

>>139684161
source?

>>139683060
>Oy vey, innocent LGBT youth wandered into a heavily forested area and just happened to lose control over the car when the president passed by them
I'm almost certain that these morons set out to become gay martyrs or some shit and the ditch gave the driver enough time to realize how retarded the whole thing was.

>>139683892
>tfw the Jews have brainwashed our youth to the point of turning them into martyrs
didn't think it would happen so fast

>>139683848
Keep pushing her, get her to fuck up
There's no way in hell she was doing any of the specific claims she just made

>>139670643
Trying to ram president car? I bet he had gun too.
That is assassination attempt right there albeit a shit ill planned one

>>139681128
Haven't had mcnuggets in 20 yrs, but I still remember the goddamn boot.

>>139674679
Found the monkey hybrid with rh+ blood.
Your ancestors are crossed with chimps.

>>139670643
Libtards are getting desperate as fuck. Im really worried about Trump but I know lunatic liberals are incapable of anything.

>>139683848
Ask her if she realizes the police can analyze her breaklines to tell if she's lying about the breaks going out.

>>139673889


what's the powertrain?

>>139683832
>explosion powered steel
Quit acting retarded. Your argument is that if a throw a paper ball at you I am trying to kill you? Chill out. I'm sorry you really want to see this as an assassination attempt but it was a fat liberal retard being stupid and I insist that Trump should play the magnanimous card instead of the victim card, as if he's a fucking SJW who got cyberbullied.

>>139683687
notice there was an identical decoy Cadillac. Of course the driver immediately gave away which was real by swerving away

>>139683616
>Not as hard as you'd think
No it's defiantly not, we have a TV show here 'Canada's Worst Driver', and some of the shittiest drivers alive got it after a few tries

>>139684278
THIS THIS THIS

>>139683769
>colored string
For their cats?

>>139674348


Release the Kraken

>>139683848
Can someone link the location on google maps?

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Honestly, I think they have a decent claim to their defense. I'm not defending her but this is like in FLYOVER Country. Those people don't give a fuck since everything is so spread out. I went to Georgia and roads that are reasonably outside of Atlanta are desolate and empty.

Trump probably not gonna care, I think they've already learned their lessons.

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>>139683848
>J-J-J-JUST A COINCIDENCE

>>139684377
first rule of warfare: never underestimate your opponent.

>>139684540
https://www.google.com/maps/@37.2397563,-93.249515,3a,75y,54.73h,72.3t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sxkP6r9nnbso35Q91meZXgg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

>>139683687

the secret service is trying to keep this under wraps so as not to publicize a glaring weakness in their safety protocols.

Or, the secret service is in league with the globalists and this was a mere "test run" in preparation for their real attempt on the president's life.

>>139679374
a) SS does not publicize take downs of threats, they don't want to give retards ideas.
b) MSM want Trump dead, they've been promoting his removal 'by any means necessary' since he was elected. They don't want to I) make people think about this and react against the media and their attempt to set off the lunatic fringe & (II) make would be assassins realize they will just end up as institutionalized retards.

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>>139670643
she in trouble?

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>>139684407
A vehicle is a deadly weapon, as demonstrated several times in the past few years, unless you need reminding. Hitting someone with it is an act of murder if they die, attempted if not.

>Hey guise, I didn't MEAN to kill that guy, I just thought I'd hit him with this pipe because he's a nazi please don't arrest me

>>139684278
Highly possible.

>>139683848
its very fishy that these people are posting on the internet and not getting waterboarded right now

>>139684431
If you've got shitty tires, or a slick road surface, you're basically just letting the weight of the engine force you forward on momentum alone

>>139684612
But it's ok to laugh at them For crapy plan to ram presidents car off the road .lol I mean that is one optimistic plan

>>139683848
>our breaks went out
So they admitted to driving an unsafe vehicle? or did an evil NAZI cut the break-lines?

>>139684787
they should at least be in custody for a day or two

>>139670643
>>139682208
The [very very fake] news reports on Trump eating fucking fried chicken, but they don't report on his attempted assassination. What the fuck kind of world are we in right now??

>>139677705
You're dense. Didn't notice they were wearing uniform shirts. All the storefronts? All the cones and cops setup? Don't think they'd figure it out when the road in front of their fucking eyes is closed with Trump in town? Kys faggot

>>139684824
they obviously know nothing about that car or the pop up ge miniguns in the suburbans behind it. i think the glass alone could deflect that little libtard shitbox car

>>139684824
As retarded as it is it's still not funny

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>>139684657
>37.2397563,-93.249515
many thanks
have leaf qt3.14 in exchange

>>139684554
They haven't learned their lesson until they're teaching all their dumb fucking friends that "justice" is when these people are brought to their knees and publicly executed and their corpses desecrated before burial.

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In the comments on the
>YOUtube

passenger claims they were going to work at the bass pro shop when break fails.

https://www.google.com/maps/@37.2394457,-93.2492915,102m/data=!3m1!1e3

>bass pro shop is going in the opposite direction

>to turn around where they would of had to slow down considerably

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Holy fuck. I didn't read the thread. I just watched OP's vid. But did anyone notice the awareness of Trump's driver? He started changing lanes, going out of formation, long before the white vehicle comes into view. I took this shot a bit after the impala comes into frame. Pretty crazy awareness on Trump's drivers part.

>>139680654
flappy jakky butt stacky

>>139685012
careful bout that edge.

>>139673889
Lol at Trump's hand

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>>139685049
They have a helicopter surveilling the route for them. Those are also probably the best EVOC drivers on the planet

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Are we sure it was these hags:

>>139683892
>>139683825
>>139683060
>>139682516

The video makes them seem a bit more ""coloured"" and slightly skinnier (as opposed to being a spherical mass of transsexual hag)

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burger secret service will eventually discover her brakes were working, they'll check her netflix history to see she if she had just watched operation valkyrie or operation anthropoid, looked up maps on google, and surely the moron cow bish forgot to clear her history or use public wi-fi to do the searches because she doesn't understand IT and they'll catch her when the isp gives all the data.

>>139670643
I live in Springfield and just heard about this

>>139685006
why does she keep talking!

>>139685049
his driver has like neo matrix vision with all the code coming down. he knew before even the libtards knew what they were doing.

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>>139684540
>>139684657
>>139685006
Confirming:
37°14'20 N
93°14'57 W

Bullshit. Look at the map

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cloverleaf+Auto+Repair/@37.239284,-93.2497267,290m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x87cf7d457eb4ff49:0x2af168d1b6135672!8m2!3d37.2401827!4d-93.248661?hl=en

Look at the OP's pic, it's correct. They came out from that short lane by the lake. They weren't coming from a street.

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>>139670643
>that obese retard that waddles out looking confused

>>139685167
No I'm being fully serious. These people have gotten to the point where they are actively making attempts on my president's life, and it's time to make an example of them.
Go ahead, make your move on the most important man on the planet. Let's give you a punishment befitting of such a thing, and see who would like to try a second time.

>>139670643
>>139683060
literal gutter trash kek

>>139685188


No way it can be them. They wouldn't be free yet. Secret Service would still have them I'm sure

>>139673889
Goddam, now I want to see this shit in action.
I kinda wish some faggots would try to take him out.
It would be glorious watching The secret service in action defending the god emperors life.

>>139684725
Of course a vehicle is a deadly weapon, but you have to admit that there's a difference between hitting someone in the head with a pipe, ramming a pedestrian over with a car and hitting a tank-tier vehicle with a silly toyota or wtf.

Now if it is strapped with C4 I stand corrected and admit idiocy. There was 0% lethality chance in her action. Illegal? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Should Trump punish the wannabe-martyr liberal or act magnanimous? I'd say the second. That's all I'm saying.

>>139684721
Apparently not if she's posting on faceberg about it.

>>139682683
smells like bullshit

>>139685350
miniguns blazing, lib brains splashing across a window on primetime tv, their cuckmobile exploding

>>139685428
i say throw the lib in a gas chamber

>>139670643
Oh and lol, it's a bunch of based Fastenal sales guys. I love those guys.

>>139685436
The power of autism will find something.

Something isn't right about this. The ones pretending it was them won't respond to the request of drawing out how the car went. The car brakes could've been disabled prior to use as an excuse

>>139684824
I agree with the Finn upthread that their actual plan was probably much more retarded. Likely planned to pull along side the convoy and wave a HWNDU or rainbow flag out the window. I'm just not seeing a criminal mastermind when i see that hamloaf.

Was this ever reported on the news? Because technically this is the first attempt by a Democrat to assassinate our president.

Definitely won't be the last knowing those nut jobs.

>>139685428
Nope no difference whatsoever. I fully invite you to test your theory, though. We'll get you some body armor and a plane ticket, and I'll shoot you right in the heart, and if you die, I'll be guilty of murder, but if not, it's just pranks, bro

>>139684968
>>139684964
I can just see it now, let's call them hairy shally and Betty "butch"
>hey shally iv come up with plan to kill nazi trump wanna hear it
>sure
>we ram hide out in woods and when trump drives by ,we ram that nazi off the road and you jump out the car and kick the glass window and pull trump out like a scared nazi and behead him,da end .we be heros girl
>ok sounds good to me let's go kill king nazi

>>139685274
Did they come from that dirt lane? It looks like there's a bridge. So why did they fall in the ditch? Then again, if they were on the grass, why can't we see them until the very last second? I'm sure the Helo has video evidence. So whatever their story, the authorities will know what really happened.

So was this politically motivated or was it just some moron driving through the woods?

>>139683060
This fatty looks like a living meme.

She's a living example of the lesbian hambeast SJW stereotype.

>>139682546
>I'm running the country
>VP

>>139681363
Abos.

>>139683152
It's called an undercut

>>139685428
>eliot rodger didn't break the law because he was too inept for his original plan to work.
Stop being retarded

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>>139685669
>Because technically this is the first attempt by a Democrat to assassinate our president.

Definitely won't be the last knowing those nut jobs.


First?

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>>139685274
nice b8 m8
they came out between 2nd and 3rd draining ditch
not even close to the frontage road and not even anywhere near the trajectory that they would be on if they were out of control on the frontage road

>>139671678
LMAO

>>139681318
Yeah the response was really slow. Someone should probably get fired for that one.

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Where did they come out /pol/?

>>139682544
You forgot striker fired.

>>139682516
Please tell me that little girl is her girlfriend.

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>>139685591
>implying she understands the inner workings of a car or even follow a step by step video tutorial on youtube of a chimp doing it.
>implying she could have the intelligence to do that and then drive perpendicular into the ditch and not com from a smaller angle.

>>139685255
Look for the Fastenal shop. The guys that shot the video worked there. It looks to be a shop in OP's aerial. I haven't checked myself, but in his pic the facade of the building looks to be a Fastenal, but I'm just going by personal experience, and the color of the facade. The blue is a dead giveaway for a Fastenal shop.

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>>139684657
>>139685006
>>139685255
She might have been telling the truth. Checks out if the woods are this small and there's road right behind going to BassPro. Or am I missing something?

>>139685428
Intent is what matters. Even if their plan was dumb they still tried to kill the president.

>>139685955
The closet.

>>139685955
1
look at the road markings

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i dont think they came from that little path, they may just be retarded

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>>139684122

It happened somewhere around here. Pretty funny place if you ask me.

(I got this by looking up CATT Springfield Mo, as can be seen in the end of the video. Pretty easy to pinpoint about where she came out of).

>>139673889
Warranties voided now tho
TRUMP DOESNT CARE ABOUT WARRANTIES, BAD BUSINESS PRACTICE!
IMPEACH

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>>139670643
wow, check out the shills in that comment section. the kikes are desperate to cover this up lads

>>139680654
a "jew"

>>139685049
>>139685175
>>139685251
we don't know the beast's driver's point of view, the helicopter eyes and he probably all saw the vehicle ahead of time before the camera angle when we saw it on tape

>>139673889
>tyre

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>>139679375
Too soon

>>139680664
low energy
sad

>>139670643
Let me guess... nigger?

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I made something

https://youtu.be/VKQZIJkgH2c

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>>139685955
The guys filming were Fastenal employees. This is their location, assuming they're filming from their shop's parking lot. You be the judge on where they came out of.

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>>139686149

Who doesn't take shortcuts to get to work through grassy, densely forested patches like these?

>>139680654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=473G80r1T_w

>>139685523
Fair
>>139685678
I accept. Could use some vacations, as long as the body armor is certified to stop the bullets you shoot me with (like Trump's car can stop rockets).
>>139685837
>Comparing apples and oranges
Anyway fine, I'll stop.

>>139686060
She couldn't have turned into there from route 66 because it was closed.

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>>139686060
no the car ended up in the ditch more to the right (east)

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pic of the driver has been released

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>>139670643
>landwhale
>trendy glasses
>sjw confirmed
100% intentional

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>>139670643


Let's assume this idiot actually got out of the ditch succesffully..

Did he honestly think he would catch the Presidential limo IN THAT?

What's the vehicles top speed, 10 MPH? KEK

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>>139686345
Shame they won't goto prison,
They got saved by been liberal stupid

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>>139670643
>that is when they will make their move...

oh shit niggaa

>>139686068
What if they admit to ''getting inside the motorcade and honking'' as intent? That's not trying to killing the president.

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>>139685274
>>139685729
>>139685897
I think it's a spillover from the lake into the drainage ditch.

>>139686532
he can't keep getting away with it

>>139685897
if you were driving toward the motorcade on that road, and your brakes went out, wouldn't you instinctively pull off to the right where there's a huge ass field and not trees a lake and some other shit to potentially kill you? why couldn't you just let off the gas and continue to coast along the original roadway. This chicks excuse is retarded

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>>139681039


Grats

>>139686504
I mean west, the car came out right by the fastenal parking lot. look at my pic

Ayy yo hol up, this assassin screams like a teen girl https://youtu.be/1Yqa5PUViPo?t=1m17s