It happened! For real this time!

>>139639508

SHEEEEIT

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I never knew I wanted this.

IS IT TRULY HABBENING??? :D :D

godspeed based crocs

Will they eat all the nogs that can't swim?

Impressive

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Someone saw this coming

>>139640063
weak swimmers go first

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stay safe

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Shameless self bump

wait? doesnt alligators live in waters?

>>139640351
Kys

>>139641343
These ones lived in fences too

>>139639508
That's quite a lot of alligators. Good luck out there.

Fuck it would make a great story if people got eaten

>>139639508
The 600.

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>>139639508
fuck, i wonder how long it has been since they were feed.....

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This guy is getting hungry I bet
https://www.gatorrescue.com/

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>>139641840
they will

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>>139641922
holy shit, i missed the other ones. plant explosion and ammonia leak.

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Gators on the loose

>>139639508
This rustles my jimmies

>>139640063
>niggers absorb water-AIDS from bio-factory
>gators eat niggers
>cajuns wrangle gators

Then you just wait for the water to evaporate, and all the problems will be sorted out.

>a civil war between looting niggers and gators will happen in your lifetime

What did I do to become so blessed?

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>>139639508

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Very strange that NO, ZERO, NONE media is reporting on this. It's like it didn't happen, but the scanner don't lie. No google results from past 24 hours, and three tweets about it
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=aligator%20rescue%20flood&src=typd

>Hurricane Harvey rolls in
>Your house is flooded, valuables either destroyed or salvaged.
>You think the worst is over from the storm and the flood and probably going to watch out for the looters
>BAM 600 ALLIGATORS IN YOUR NEWLY-MADE COMMUNITY POOL
>HAVE FUN

>>139642487
dont forget floating fire ant nests and surprise gas leak explosions waiting for you as try to find safety

its a perfect setting for a survival mmo

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>>139639508
>>139642161
Call Troy Landry quick

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GATOR COUNTRY ADVENTURE PARK

Largest Alligator Adventure Park/Sanctuary in Southeast Texas

We house over 450 American alligators, crocodiles, and many different reptiles that we have received through nuisance rescues, donations, or from other institutions. We work with our local and state authorities and the general public. We also work with schools and universities by providing educational and internship programs.
Here at Gator Country we provide a comfortable home and adequate care for the animals for the rest of their lives.

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LOLLLL
SIX FUCKING HUNDRED

>>139642312
>>139642715
>Now AIDS in the water
Hahahaahaha holy jesus fuck this is hardcore

>>139642850
they gon' be busy
>job security

>>139642850
Fucking idiot whore, who fucking makes an aligator park to house gators?

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Gators in the water, industrial mutagen chemicals in the water... I know how this ends.

>>139639508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afm_w5ceWrE

>>139643414
Putting this song on loop on multiple boomboxes on super loud and spreading them around the town would be ace.

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I'd rather have 600 gators and AIDS water than 10000 nog looters.

>>139642312
Huston's closed due to aids

Tell me..
what the fuck were the alligators 'being rescued' from in the first place?

>>139642402
how to listen to the scanner? I'm only getting the live feed. k thx bye

SOPA

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spotted headed to stadium. more like stadi-yum...

>>139640351
of course a leaf would post that

kys

>>139642402
They don't want to cause a panic.
We can't have rescuers fearing 'gators. They've always been present, always been a danger, but the odds of an attack are exceedingly low.

>>139642161
>protocols of the elders of zion was a false flag
>the creators of the illuminati board game were the real illuminati the whole time

>>139644008
>Is this a discount North Korea flag?

>>13964431
GOD I INSTINCTUALLY GREENTEXTED IM NOT A NEWFAG

>>139639508
>white man protects and nurtures wrongfully mistreated or abused wildlife
>wildlife escapes and eats blacks

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

>>139644314
All the old people I know actually think I live in Puerto Rico. They're like, "I don't think I'd like living in the islands". Costa Rica > Puerto Rico all day.

>>139642402
Picrelated
Toppest kek

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>>139644008
No idea how to listen to the orig alert

>>139643775
well, they've got both

>>139643986
they showed up in people's yards and were taken to the rescue center rather than being shot

>>139644218
>They don't want to cause a panic.
We need to change that

>>139644618
Okay, thanks. I was under the wrong impression.

>>139644551
>white man protects and nurtures wrongfully mistreated or abused wildlife
>wildlife escapes and eaten by alligators
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

>>139640351
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>139644813
So ultimately the kind-hearted leftist animal lovers are going to get a bunch of poor looting dindus eaten by alligators?
This fucking timeline!

>>139644921
I'll leave that decision to our sociopaths.
I think it's funnier as an anti-looting campaign.

this is just only the beginning , expect more worldwide disasters ala resident evil setting in the future.

the first bowl of judgement is being poured out and it starts with amerikike.

>>139640351
why

Just pop a few stimpaks and some jet whenever you feel the aids water hitting you

>>139645570
>bowl of judgement
wtf

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>>139645569
>I think it's funnier as an anti-looting campaign.
I like, but I don't feel funny yet

>>139643129
GatorAIDS and chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay.

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Sobek (also known as Sebek, Sebek-Ra, Sobeq, Suchos, Sobki, and Soknopais) "The Rager" was the ancient god of crocodiles. He is first mentioned in the Pyramid Texts and his worship continued until the Roman period. Some sects believed that Sobek was the creator of the world who arose from the "Dark Water" and created the order in the universe. Sobek was a god of the Nile who brought fertility to the land. As the "Lord of the Waters" he was thought to have risen from the primeval waters of Nun to create the world and made the Nile from his sweat. One creation myth stated that Sobek laid eggs on the bank of the waters of Nun thus creating the world. However, as well as being a force for creation, he was seen as an unpredictable deity who sometimes allied himself with the forces of Chaos.

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Fucking nobody reporting on this. I submitted to Drudge. Someone tell Alex Jones, to up the fear.

>>139639508
they already have thousands of wild gators swimming around.
and literal sharks from the ocean

a few more lazy, fat gators from a zoo won't make things worse.

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>>139642161
I like this timeline

>>139642312
Earth is fucking hardcore.

>>139646945
You fucking dipshit Hun motherfucker. STFU. Thousands will die stuffed under an old log, for later.
https://tpwd.texas.gov/huntwild/wild/species/alligator/safety/index.phtml

>>139639508
Murrica is like a videogame right now.

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>>139639508
Houston belongs to them now

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>>139648065
kek

>>139647863
>Don’t - swim at night or during dusk or dawn when alligators most actively feed.
>Do - use ordinary common care. Swim only during daylight hours.
life pro tips

>>139648517
delete this

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>>139646107

Import the guys from swamp people and film it.
>t.v gold

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>>139648220

>>139639508
SOMEBODY CALL AMOS MOSES!

>>139646800
aaAAAAAAAAAA

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>>139648867
noice

>>139642487
>new game+

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Me and my guys taking a break right now to clean the water out of my AR and plate carrier, getting something to eat, recharging my radios, refueling and changing out the propellers on our my mudboats. We'll be back out patrolling the Houston area within an hour. We've already pulled 43 alligators out of the water, rescued 62, treated 20 medically, and have run off to many poachers to count.

Me and my buddies been taking care of a thirteen year old alligator for the last 37 hours now. that we found injured on a feeder road. She's a bit bloated so she hasn't had a meal in a while.

I've been rendering medical aide to the alligator since then and trying to plan a route to one of the veterinarian Centers. Our propellers keep getting fucked by underwater debris. I've tried to contact Texas Animal Control, Houston PD, National Guard and Coast Guard multiple times to come get her and haven't heard nothing back. We've been calling the phone numbers of peta that we found non-stop and we're having no success. I'm starting running out of morphine, hydromorphone, antibiotics, saline, sterile bandages and medical tape. I don't know when I'll be able to stock up on medical supplies again.

Information: Alligator, Race: Green, Age: 13ish. Size: 14ft. Home Location: Inverness Forest area. I'm hoping someone on here can help. We're two miles west outside of the Northwood Pines area right now in the only dry area. I'm trying THP and USCG, again. The alligators in pretty bad shape. I had to give her a breathing tube in a mudboat. She had a puncture wound to the lower chest that I've flushed out and examined. It doesn't look like her lung was punctured but she still has labored breathing.

>>139639508
>not sadcroc.jpg

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Pathetic Texans can't even survive a lil windy watery and some gators. Meanwhile in FL we call this Tuesday.
Texas BTFO Florida best girl

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>>139646800
>he was seen as an unpredictable deity who sometimes allied himself with the forces of Chaos.

>>139649753
Glad to know all the human have been cared for. Are the turtles okay?

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>>139640351

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>>139648220
It really does. They'll tear you to shreds, and your boat too, webm related

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>>139649912
/ourguy/

Alligators won't really mess with you unless it's bigger than it pray. Rip cats dogs and kids.

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>>139648267

>>139650431
>ignores pic of alligator ripping 4x4 apart not two posts up

>>139645569
What's wrong with loving animals

>>139642312
This along with 600 gators is the perfect mix of shit for a good old fashioned happening.

>>139640063
Go Gators!

>>139649753

thanks anon for your work. i'll bet the priority right now is saving people. call gator country and ask if they have any place t to drop her temporarily. maybe they can get your boats restocked too. or look for places that specialize in gator rescues.

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>>139650431
STFU, man. You're ruining it.
https://theundefeated.com/features/the-gut-wrenching-history-of-black-babies-and-alligators/

>>139642312
pools closed!

>>139650646
He's provoking it ofc its going to attack.

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>>139650809
>gator country
they got flooded last night, and lost 600 gators and crocks

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https://youtu.be/gOmJLk1lu08
Life, uh...finds a way.

>>139643254
well it seemed off when the gator park housed elephants

>>139640351
muh steve

>>139642402
>>139642312

probably because its a nonstory? this is just fucking clickbait. the alligators are undoubtedly tiny and babies. its a rescue, they nurse tiny abandoned gators to health then release them into the wild when they are fit enough. if they are in the shelter, they arent capable of hunting on their own and are either babie or juvenile phase

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>>139650863
Walt Disney thought of the solution to this problem decades ago.

>>139651212
>probably because its a nonstory? this is just fucking clickbait.
You need to go back. This is the end of life as we know it, dork.

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>>139642312
jesus christ this is fucking hilarious


honestly though stay safe anons

>>139651365
If only Texas had a hippo sanctuary

>>139642312
How do the ants not drown when they breathe through the skin since they don't have noses?

>>139651926
they are above water - they floating about on the massed bodies of drowned comrades, no shit.

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lol at history

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>>139651839
It kinda is.

>>139652091
clipped

>>139649753

East Texas Zoo and Gator Park
http://easttexaszoo.com/park-info/location-directions/
(903) 962-5630

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>>139652423
God damn it. I'm done. Stay dry, doggo.

>>139652077
quite a morbid titanic adventure desu

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>>139639508
>>139640185

Just when I thought I had most of the pepes. Now I need an angry pepegator so I made one. Plz be gentle, is my first pepe contribution

>>139649753

Gator Country
PH: (409) 794-9453

they probably are looking to line up some replacements for their lost stock ...

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>>139652678
it's perfect. Praise Sobek

>>139652736
they probably are looking to line up some lawyers, and never want to see another gator

>>139644551
A beautiful thing

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>>139651212

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>>139653234

>>139653234
kek

>>139649753

TPWD Alligator Program
(409) 738 3625

>>139652678
Pretty good bro, saved

>>139653234
8/10 post m8

>>139653106
sigh.... the good old days

>>139649884
>All states have identical infrastructure in place

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>>139653234
Oh fuck, aligators can use the internet now? God have mercy on us all

>>139653234
kekked

>>139652678
dunno when i will use it after today, but saved

>>139653234
lel

>>139652678
>Plz be gentle

It's excellent, Matt will be Furie-ous!

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Raylonta, a Houston native, immediately realized the severity of his wardrobe mistake. Cold dead eyes peeked at him from the flooded Walmart electronics isle.

>>139654094
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=9Y5jr4pdk38

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>>139654212
They could be here, shitposting in this very thread

>>139653234
Delete this image, alligators can't type and even if we could those arms are way too long

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>>139639699
This.

>>139639508

FAST CALL THE SWAMP PEOPLE

CHOOT IM
CHOOOOOT IM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_uifs1Xqfs

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this is going to be good

>>139654622
>and even if we could
hey!

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>>139654622

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>>139642312
Fire ants, Alligators, Gasoline, and AIDS...
How could this possibly get any worse!?

>>139654622
>we
Gator plz go back to DisneyLand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwillqDvKFg

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>>139655854
>How could this possibly get any worse
Funny you should ask

>>139655854
You forgot feral niggers but I suppose that's a given

>>139652077
>>139652670
If only someone had time to suck them up or dump dishwasher liquid on those ants.

Would get rid of future fireant populations in Houston quickly.

I

San antonio fag reporti g in.

When does the army of chemically altered homsexual exploding fire ant firing croco-gator-aids attack inland?

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>>139653234
You're on reddit/r/4chan now

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Still no press on this. They did a ton of stories when there was a threat. And it finally happens and nothing? Fuuuuuuuck the MSM.

>>139646800
These repeating symbols that represent a numerical value have summoned kek, the god of chaos himself.

>>139656419
kys

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>>139652678

>>139652678
Nice rare PEPE

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>>139652678
There was already a few alligator pepes I can find them in my folder though.

>The dragon's belly will drip water

>>139657049
*can't

>>139642114
Gators dont eat frogs bc they taste foul ?

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>>139656419

>>139657111
The Indian name for the continent is AMURUKA which is where the name America actually comes from. It refers to the feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl, the original dragon.

>>139657111
Check 'em. ID Toterly. Alligators are part of prophecy.

>>139642161
GOD DAMN IT

That's 600 alligators that used to be afraid of humans but now see them as a food source. Nice work Gatorland. Should have shot them all.

monkaS

>>139657567
It only takes eating one to learn to avoid them, so probably

>>139652077
>>139651926
>>139652077
aRchctually

Its surface tension
And they rotate too to minimize losses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdry7_5qck

>>139650431
These alligators have been fed by people, they will associate people with food. Any gator over 8 feet will take a chance at manlets women or children

>>139658400
y he has to poke at them so much??

Guys what happened?

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gators soup tonight?

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>>139644157
I see what you did there

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>>139648517
>gators are hungriest when looters are the most active

>>139658575
>alligators know the difference between 5' 10" and 6' 2"

You're either being dense or giving them too much credit.

They're going to eat whatever they want unless it's a cow.

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>>139639508
>>139653234

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>>139653234
>>139658189

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>>139639508
Imagine aligators feeding on niggers looting stores.

>>139657344
This guy is the business!

>>139659566
bahahaha
moar

>>139659276
That was supposed to be a manlet joke. Pls no bully

>>139639699
>I never knew I wanted this.
I can't wait to see how this develops.

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>>139659132

>>139642312
Damn Texans, who knew you guys were play life on fucking hard? Shit.

>>139639699
SPBP

>>139642312
>be american
>wake up
>get sho-
>FLOODS
>don't get shot
>glorious day
>take a joyous dip in your new porchside lake to celebrate
>get aids
>get ammonia poisoning
>get attacked by angry, working-together masses of floating fire ants
>get literally eaten by one of the 350 alligators on the loose
>get bit
>turns out it's the one alligator who once also ate a shotgun
>get shot

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Remember the 600 gorrillion.

>>139639508
The shift from Alligator Rescue to Alligator Apocalypse is quite remarkable.

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bored now

>>139653234
YOUF KKING DICKSMONGERING PIECE OF SHELFTER POOP NIGERIAN PRINCESS ASSMEGA BLASTER GORGON BINGING YANK OFA STANK JEER GRUBBIN BOOTDOGGIN BITCHASS NOZZLEWRECKER FAGGOT YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THAT?????????? IM GONNA BITE EXTRA HARD ON YOUR WIFES SONS DICK FOR THAT PICTURE, YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A LIBRARIAN LADY FROM 1950

>>139655965
Prediction:

The South USA will be destroyed in the next couple of years by repetative tropical storms. This will cause there to be a huge wave of relocating people, the rest of the country will get pretty full quick.

It's not going to be caused by global warming either, it will be done with HAARP.

>>139640351
KYS

>>139639508

This happened to this other park in Florida and there is a show on Animal Planet were they were still, after like YEARS finding their tagged gators out in the wild.

Those gators are gone.

>>139661801
Wait a second. I thought you faggots said HAARP was used to broadcast voices into people's minds.
You need to get with the other haarpfags and get your stories straight.

>>139642312

Same thing with Katrina, it's not really just the storm itself you have to worry about but the absolute chaos and damage and dangerous shit afterwards.

I live in North Louisiana but I got mugged three damn times after katrina. The storms flood out all the shitty people and shitty things, washing them together and depositing them everywhere else.

>>139649753
WTF, GET A SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THESE FUCKERS OUT OF THE WATERS, THESE MONSTER MUST BE DESTROYED !!!!!

>>139662164
T. Anon who lives with niggers

>>139661545
there is no 'i' in 'teamwork!'

>>139640351
Fuck off leaf

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>>139639699
>Almonds
[ ] Not Activated
[x] Activated

Im from Houston. Does anybody want to go gator hunting? I hear they taste like chicken

Jake Paul gonna get ate. Check em.

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>>139663132
anti-looting campaign.
spread on your local socials.
>>139648867
>>139646107
>>139649188
>>139650510
>>139660766

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>>139642312
Ants are truly the master race.

>Be American
>Get shot
>Get flooded
>Get looted

>>139657111
wew lad

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>>139663458

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>>139663458
meh

>>139664041
right on target.
perhaps a vernacular change for improved message receptiveness?
>that ps3 or your babies*

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>>139664397
k
the blank is up-thread

>>139661092
>be a bong
>get ran over by a mudslime in a truck
>die

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>>139649188
I was already laughing at this whole thread but this made me lose it completely

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>>139664814
perfect.

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>>139640351

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>>139642312
Lol

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>>139665416

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>>139653234

>>139665782
Under rated.

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>>139639508
They lost a six hundred pound gator or six hundred gators?

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So 600 lizards got loose? Big deal.

>>139665416
I feel you man, but bruh that pic is a croc

>>139662139
HAARP controls weather, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, thoughts and the nervous system through electro-magnetic forces from my understanding.

>>139666068
600, 600 lb. gators, with full blown AIDS

Literally a nothinggator. There are already gators everywhere and these are fat docile gators.

>>139666231
How the fuck do alligators get aids? Niggers fucking them too?

>>139666195
Such technicalities are lost on the ignorant.
It was more about selling the image in the reader's mind.

>>139666231
this sounds like a promising sequel to the sharknado series

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>>139666299

>>139653234
holy shit
10/10

>>139666447
aids in the water>>139642312
>>139642312

>>139666447
He's joking, but a clinic has leaked a fuckton of aids blood into the water.

>>139666299
this, alligators are like bees, stay away from their territory, don't mess with them, and you'll be fine. If they hungry you're in trouble, but crocodiles are big meanies that eat people just cause

>>139663132
No thanks, but they are pretty tasty. Soak the tail meat in a marinade then batter up in queen bees Cajun seasoning and flour then you get some chewy chicken (((fishy))) tasting gator nuggets.

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>>139639508
>Fallout: Houston
>AIDS-infested water
>Floating fire ant islands
>Ammonia-spraying mutant gators

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>>139653234

>>139642312
water containing
>unspecified explosive chemicals
>gasoline
>aids blood
>rafts made of fire ants
>at least 600 alligators

rip houston

600 alligators VS. Australia's entire Emu population

WHO WOULD WIN?

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>>139639508

Oh God yes.

>>139640063
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

>>139653234
fucking amazing

>>139665374
lel

>>139642119
Ammonia plant explosion! Probably filled with ammonium nitrate too.

>>139642312
>be american
>get sho-

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>>139653234

>>139642312
>houston is literally flooded with aids and gators
wow best fucking timeline

>>139668334
>houston is literally flooded with gatoraids

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>alligators are loose in Houston
>aids in the water
>chemical plants on fire
>Volunteers from Louisiana saving people from gatoraids
This is real, by the way. This is the world in which we live. Truly, it is beautiful.

>>139649188
Gator-chan?

>>139653234
>>139659566
top kek

How can there be aids in the water?

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>>139667688
be nice, took 7 hours, and my work isn't for everyone

>>139646800
Checked makes sense

>>139669173
started out as HIV, and the water treatment plant couldn't afford the meds. Dallas Buyers Club my dick.

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>tfw gators supplanted frogs as the official animal of /pol/

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>>139669173
homos innit

Bread is closing in on the bump limit.
Should there be a general for the anti-looting campaign?
Here's where we're at so far.
>>139666785
>>139665854
>>139665416
>>139664814
>>139664303
>>139664041
>>139648867
>>139646107
>>139649188
>>139650510
>>139660766

Does the campaign have any promise or potential, or should the bread be allowed to die?

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>>139657111
Holy shit checked you got it right

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>>139669711

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They found one you guise. I'm pretty sure he has aids too.

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>>139668392
> gatoraids

>>139656419
Leave

>>139657344
His fucking wave runner is as gay as he is.

>>139669711
We should be encouraging them to put themselves in harms way, not the opposite.

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>>139669711
dunno, but I've hit a creative wall

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>>139670086
No

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>>139670091
the fuck did you just say about Kenny Fucking Powers, faggot?

>>139656419
Gtfo, I hope you are attacked by aids gators in your sleep

>yfw those birds that pick alligator's teeth get AIDS and become hostile
>Birdemic becomes real life

>>139670262
* it gets them out of the way of rescuers.
* prevents a looting from turning into a home invasion if the homeowners aren't armed

>>139652678
is there a pepe on a motorcycle? asking for a friend

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>>139640351
You're doing GODS work fellow leaf

>>139662197
Dude wtf it's just a gator it's not a nigger or something.

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I smells me some looters!!!

>>139640351
rule 34 to the max...

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>>139670616

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>>139652678

PEPE IS EVOLVING.

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>>139653234
This had me gasping for air anon, you're doin God's work out there

>>139671253
>#HarveyLootCrew
piggyback on their brand's hashtag

>>139643775
>Tfw one of the options is 10k looting nogs and you still have to think about it

>>139671461
Wrong, Aligatorbro is merely an ally of chaos, or kek

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Praise Sobkek

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>>139671619
Sobek is honestly a better all-around God then Kek.
He's literally the "he protec but he also attac" God.

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>>139640351
Of course, a leaf. And they say stereotypes aren't based on fact.

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Under years of Kekistani rule, Sobekistan may become free

>>139672046
>>139671759
> Likewise, crocodiles were raised on religious grounds as living incarnations of Sobek. Upon their deaths, they were mummified in a grand ritual display as sacred, but earthly, manifestations of their patron god. This practice was executed specifically at the main temple of Crocodilopolis
>Crocodilopolis
>Crocodilopolis
>Crocodilopolis

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>>139658901
rly?

>>139659276
Yes because Gators are smarter than women.

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It doesn't surprise me:
>600 of their soldiers are released
>Water turns to blood
>chemical plant is about to explode

humanity has been asking for this to happen, all I ask the great Sobek is why wait all this time and why Houston?

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>>139639508
OH GOD NO
SCAMPOLI WAS RIGHT!
THE FLOOD WILL KILL BOOKER!
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME DAWG

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>>139639508
Holy balls of wrath, it's really happening!

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It was a pleasure shitposting with you all this afternoon.

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>>139673386
ditto

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>>139652678
saved

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>>139651212
kick rocks, you buzz kill.

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>>139671461
fucking wee bee pepe always crack me up