Why are Krauts so obsessed with feces?

your poo reflects your health. doctors examine it all the time.

also we don't get toilet water splashing up our asses.

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>>139626791
Because they lost their soul.
They exist only on a material/socialistic level even if they would stop immigration and become 100% pure again they would still be nothing than a bio mass of subhumans.
The good ones have already left Europe or are dead.
TL;DR
Germans like shit because they are shit.

>>139627196
its called a free bidet you shit obsessed savage

>>139627305
you use piss to clean your anus?

>>139626791
ive seen maybe 5 of those in my entire life. theyre made for old people to monitor their health.
personally i cant even piss in these things without getting chills down my spine, i have a fear of plumbing to be desu

>>139627409
peepee is sterile so yes

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This is my toilet.
I like it very much. You squeamish fags cant even appreciate a good shit for the sign of good health and smooth bowels that it is before you watch your deed gettings pushed over the edge by
A tiny waterfall.

>>139627409
your own piss is sterile you ugly kraut, ever heard of ammonia? its a cleaning product.

I want a bidet and I wish I never had to share a toilet with another Irish person.

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>>139627196
does that involve tasting it as well?

>>139627196
I always put some tissue on the water before I shit so it doesn't splash. Use your brain German.

>>139626791
That's a good toilet. You won't get AIDS from your shit splashing the water.

I like to look at my creations before I flush so I wouldn't mind this. The only bad thing is that it would stink up the room fast since its not submurged

>>139626791
Germany is the capital of scat porn.

At least Indians don't shit on each other. Germans are sub-human

>>139628096
This motivates you not to block the room for ages playing on your smartphone.

>>139626791
we have those. don't pretend you don't look at your shit before flushing. may as well get a good look.

>>139628018
I do that too, because I actually have a standard toilet. But that extra step just proves, that German toilets are superior.

>>139627805
>>139627858
maybe you have a piss fetish instead of me having a shit fetish?

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>>139627819
>smooth bowels that it is before you watch your deed gettings pushed over the edge by
>A tiny waterfall

like pottery
>pic related, ultimate german status symbol

>>139628181
No it just proves you have a national shit staring fetish

The real answer is that its supposed to be more water efficient but you have to see and smell your poo. Germans are weird like that.

>>139627936
of course, whats the point if it does not include taste

>>139626791
I used to have one of those. I moved a year ago and now I have one of those 'normal toilets' but my butt keeps getting wet when my shit hits the water even if i put a layer of paper in the toilet. on top of that it is piss water. goddamn disgusting. I would much rather look at my own shit when i flush then have piss water bombarding my ass.

>>139628181
nobody is obsessing over it like you sick fucks obsess over shit, its just something that happens. posiden gives you a little kiss and if your pee is in the water when it happens so be it. i bet you dont even piss on your feet in the shower to prevent athletes foot lol

>>139628121
Plenty of London scat parties m8, don't feel superior yet.

>>139628445
Use more tissue retard.

>>139628445
t. subhuman, put toilet paper on it, shitons of it

>germans and scat porn
Name a more iconic duo. Ill wait...

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>>139626791
I've heard people say that homes with "shit shelves" always reek of shit, because the smell never goes away. You essentially shit on a dry surface, and that's going to permeate the air immediately, imagine if you shit on the floor and how much it would smell, regardless if you cleaned it up after -- except doing it every single day. Like homes with a cat litter box, the smell just never goes away

>>139628573
Your mum and my cock

>>139628287
that would make sense. i never really have experienced a difference in smell intensity between German ans standard toilets though.

>>139628495
>i bet you dont even piss on your feet in the shower to prevent athletes foot
what? no.

>>139628535
And how the fuck do you know? Are you a regular, paco?

>>139628495
i do that too lol

i like to drink my own piss and my dogs piss too, i use piss on pretty much everything

i rub it on my asshole sometimes too when its itching

>>139626791
it's yummy in their tummies

>>139626791
I've used one for months. Worst part of it is the smell. You don't realize how falling into water reduces the smell of your shit until you used that kind of toilet. Barbaric

give it another decade and they'll invent a toilet that shoots the turd directly in their mouths, skipping the middleman

>>139627819
1. The reason why poop into water is better is no smell
2. The poop shelf will not hide smell underwater, thus stinking whole house up with Kraut-poop
3. What the fuck Germany

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>>139626791
You never take a shit and look back at it and think: "Holy shit that's a nice shit!"? You're a fag OP.
Honestly smelling and seeing your own shit is great, for 5 seconds and then i get disgusted and flush.

>>139628579
what if you lick it afterwards ?

>>139626791
Actually jews have a well known scat fetish, so maybe they got if from the kikes.
Kikes are a nefarious influence.

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>>139628421
hi schlomo, nice proxy

>>139628726
degenerate

>>139628579
that's why you have air fresheners, you subhuman.

>>139628579
they know exactly what they're doing, friend

>>139626791
I always wanted a turd shelf like this

i'm not into turd sex or turd eating or anything I just wanted to check out my turds, brb ordering german toilet

>>139626791
it does say alot about your health condition

there is also a certain sense of accomplishment with it

>>139628832
so liking shit makes me a jew now ? just imagine eating a curry egg sandwich with bean salad then taking a shit and slurping it down your throat

Is this why Germans love refugees so much? Because they love shit?

>>139628874
>degenerate
>i like to drink my own piss and my dogs piss too, i use piss on pretty much everything
>i rub it on my asshole sometimes too when its itching
what am I missing here?

>>139628287
Why not just go full India tier and shit in the street, bunch of disgusting cretins, why would you want to smell your piss and shit, that's what the water is for, it's what I pay for. Bunch of freaks.

>>139628771
even the tribe is not strong enough to withstand German degeneracy.

>>139628925
you do realize it just mixes with the smell of shit and it ends up smelling even worse?
you krauts are fucking savages

>>139626791
>Why are Krauts so obsessed with feces?


the have bidets and its also to check if you dont have worms ior other garbage in your shit.

>>139628973
sometimes when my poopy is hard enough i pick it up and shove it back up my poopyhole then slide it down my throat

do u do that

Just what exactly is it with Germans and shit? I think it is a perversion based largely on their national character; that is to say, they are like the Japanese in that they have a shame based societal hierarchy. The biggest taboo is being a misfit, being a disgrace, being a failure: likewise, subjecting people who are these things to humiliation is a great source of joy for the German. They even have a word for it, schadenfreude. That is why German scheisse videos exist and why they exist in great quantity in Germany. Indeed their scat porn production is renowned worldwide.

This differs from Japan, whose shame society has produced bukkake as a national perversion. The difference is that Japan's national character does not laugh at their humiliated, instead they shame and use them for one's own benefit. Ergo the psychological aspect of the bukkake, at the expense and shame of another.

>>139628543
>>139628570
but that is a goddamn waste. You people are retarded. the german toilet is the best toilet there is.

>>139628636
of course you wouldnt
>>139628690
you are mentally ill if you think your own piss and an animals piss are even close to the same level. but i suppose youre hiding your flag because you are subhuman and dont want to be found out

>take a shit
>"damn that feels good, mmmm"
>turn around
>see what a big shit I just shat
>take a photo and share it with friends
>we show each other our shits and rate eachother, having a great time
I pity you, that you'll never experience this.

>>139629023
Piss is based bro
>>139629037
this, i know it because of experience, it smells much worse than shit alone
>>139629050
worms? worms in my shit is like my wetdream

>>139627819
How do Indians even survive in your country

>>139629115
>Just what exactly is it with Germans and shit? I think it is a perversion based largely on their national character; that is to say, they are like the Japanese in that they have a shame based societal hierarchy. The biggest taboo is being a misfit, being a disgrace, being a failure: likewise, subjecting people who are these things to humiliation is a great source of joy for the German. They even have a word for it, schadenfreude. That is why German scheisse videos exist and why they exist in great quantity in Germany. Indeed their scat porn production is renowned worldwide.


germany is the capital of scat porn and bdsm they litraly created the genre of porn.

>>139626791
What?
I am 24 years of age, live in Schleswig-Holstein for all my life and NEVER heard of any of these practices.

What the fuck is leaf trying to pull?

>>139629180
youz hidingz da flogs

>hides flag

kek

t. piss hater

>>139629229
>worms? worms in my shit is like my wetdream

dude thats pretty fucking sick kraut.
you arent a germie arent you take of the flag pajeet.

>>139629284
ashamed kraut detected

you embarassed cuz ur people love poop

>>139629315
Honestly show us your geo location, i bet you're an Indian trying to make yourself feel better by bitching on others shit habits eventhough you shit on your street.

>degenerate

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>>139626791
>(and eat?!)

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>>139629192
How right you are my friend.
Now, you wouldn't mind trading hot, steamy poo picks with, would you?
I still need some before my private collection is compete.

>>139629315
>>hides flag
>hides flag himself
???

>>139629050
To be fair, I could get behind bidets. They are more hygienic even if you need to tickle your ass.

>>139629362
shut up waffle nigger, i wish i have worms in my poopoo, i would eat them and shove them up my dickhole

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>>139627936
That file name.

>>139627819
This is a good toilet
would shit into/10

My old toilet was like that. Wasnt uncommon when you die a huge fucking shit it would stack so far it would touch your ass again.

Basically a Tower of Babel made of feces.

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