ONE OF THESE IS GONNA BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT AND THEY ALREADY

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ONE OF THESE IS GONNA BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT AND THEY ALREADY TOLD US EXACTLY WHAT THEY INTEND TO DO ONCE THEY TAKE POWER:


Margarita Zavala (PAN): She will continue her party's descent into centrism and closet-left. Harder on cartels and crime than the rest but she lacks the drunken bravado her husband had to make the tough choices and won't go 100% anti-crime virtue signalling so not much will come out of it. The "ineffectual" choice.

Videgaray (PRI): The steady decay towards an advanced state of apocalypse continues as it's going right now. He has done most of the current president's work for the past 4 years already so at least we know he has an IQ higher than 90 but its pretty much more of the same limp-dick and Trump-shy policies. The "same old, same old" choice.

Bronco (INDEPENDIENTE): Staunch christian conservative who stands behind all the right issues. Possibly as corrupt as the rest of his old party, but smarter because he found a way to circumvent PRI's candidate selection process. The "dice roll" choice.

AMLO (MORENA): we become Venezuela 2.0 but worse. THATS LITERALLY IT. If you have anyone you care about in Mexico by the time this guy wins, you better hire some mercenaries and go get them yourself because there wont anything recognizably human left alive before the first year the extreme left rule is over. The "re-roll you country" choice.

Right it looks 50-50 odds of AMLO winning or not.

END IS NIGHT, mexibros. Either flee to Canada or Burgerland or you better start stockpiling weapons, food and breeding fodder so you can stay inside your panic room basement for the next 10 years.