this is african bbc page

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hahaha

>>139603314
>>139603542

Is that a language?

Showed someone the bbc pidgin site and she swore it was a parody

>ghana
Yeah...

I'd be a little more concerned if that were a south or east African country.

>>139603690
Pidgin is a form of broken English. It's liberality like ghetto speech.

>>139603821
Crap I meant literally. Damn I need sleep.

>>139603690
Yeah it's called Niggerish and it's paid for by Britbong license-fee cucks.

>>139603974
>>139603821

I'm confused.

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>>139603314
what the fuck

Did anyone else read that in jar jar binks's voice?

>>139603314

I won't lie. I have thought for the last 3 days that it was /pol/ taking the piss with shoops but BBC unironically has a pidgin English service.

>>139603314
> this is african bbc page
No, it's the BBC news in pidgin. There are multiple BBC news sites in African languages (Hausa, Swahili, Kirundi, and Somali if I recall).

>>139604377

probably some asshole coded the "translator" over a weekend and threw it out there during a meeting as a joke.
then some soulless fuck thought it was a good idea and everyone else just had to run with it.

>>139604377
>I won't lie. I have thought for the last 3 days that it was /pol/ taking the piss with shoops but BBC unironically has a pidgin English service.

it honestly does look like the results of gizoogle or one of those other joke websites.

>>139604474
HOLY SHIT #3 KEK

I live in Hawaii, so I'm used to pidgin, at least the kind used here. But this is just incomprehensible gibberish almost, I can barely understand what the fuck they are trying to say.

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>>139603314
Holy shit, just imagine this for a second, imagine going back to the late 19th century and explain this to a British person.

Britain owned almost everything back then, they were unstoppable the worlds superpower.
They controlled almost half of the world's population.

Just imagine explaining them that in a bit over a century the empire is gone, Brits are a minority in London and those non-whites shit on them constantly and even kill them but the politicians favors the invaders.
Oh and also literal niggers have mananged to infiltrate (or should i said been encouraged by the govt itself) the media and the write in their proto-english ebonics.

Just fucking imagine, jesus christ.

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>>139604474
>It didn't have to be like this

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>>139604474
>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet
holy shit even niggers know

>>139604293
Meesa thinks negroes isa stoopid!
Da Jewses is a muy muy schiesty!

>>139604513
>Pidgin is an African "language"
It's literally just broken English. It's just dumb nigs that are too lazy to learn to speak English correctly.

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>>139604474

>Why dem dey call Hurricane human being name
>human being name
>mfw

Nogs confirmed for sub-human

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>>139603314
>you literally can't make this shit up
yes I can.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7ais_Tirailleur
>Français tirailleur, also known as Petit nègre or Petinègue or Forofifon naspa, is a pidgin language that was spoken by West African soldiers and their white officers in the French colonial army approximately 1857–1954.
Petit nègre: literally "little nigger"

>>139603314
A don wan no rubber between ma cock and ma woma

so wha if I have 58 child, it mus be God's will, dey won starve, God will look after dem

>>139604876
Oh god I can't unhear it

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>>139604959
or Orks

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>>139603314
>How dare people speak pidgin english?!

Fuck off cunts, it's a centuries old means of communicating between tribes with a tongue everyone could understand modified by Kwa phonology

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>>139604884
Well, in a way pidgin is broken English, but its function is to be a vehicular language between many different people speaking different languages from each other. As such there is nothing wrong with it as a tool for oral communication. I don't see any point in creating BBC news in pidgin (which incidentally is not standardized and varies not only across countries but from region to region inside Nigeria) though, but it's obviously some kind of gimmick and social media hipster stroke.

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>>139605376
Niggers were the basis for orks.
Orks always talk about how big their "choppah" is and how it's bigger than the other Orks.
Choppah is slang for dick.
Orks are savage and dumb. So are niggers.
Kill the biggest nigger in the pack (the Ork warboss) and the rest flee.

>>139603314

good, maybe this site will teach them to use the shitter and not smear shit on the public restroom walls.

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>>139603314
>yfw bix nood is real

>>139605655
Africans know how to poo in loo

>>139605753
>Africans know how to poo in loo

Not the ones in my country :-(

>>139605382
Not being able to speak English isn't a language.

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>>139605407
If that was the case, then wouldn't the growing majority of Africans learning English be speaking English rather than pidgin? Wouldn't pidgin speakers be a small, transitory minority rather than the minority? If it served the purpose that you say it does, it would be like Westerners learning Chinese. Westerners that learn Chinese actually learn Chinese, using pinyin as a transitory, romanticized Chinese until you learn the characters. But Africans don't learn actual English because they are lazy sub-humans.

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>>139603314
>Na 30 million condom Ghana dey import every year. But e be like say people no dey use dem.

Sounds like what most niggers speak in inner cities.

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>speak English so poorly it's nearly incomprehensible
>"uhhh it's actually a new language which I happen to speak fluently, bix nood muhfugga"

>>139605686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9o8GHcsck

>>139603821
more accurately a pidgin is a grammatically simplified language that develops from two languages used by seperate groups that do not bother to learn the other person's language in full. So it is a mix of words from both languages, in a simple grammar context - often only the present tense with modifier words to indicate tense, and a small vocabulary.

you could say it is broken Ghanaian.

>>139603314
As a native English speaker this makes my brain hurt so much when I attempt to read this. I feel like I've lost brain cells.

>>139603974
no the world service is paid for by advertising, not the licence fee.

>>139604377
>unironically

what would be ironic about a world leading news provider having a section in a language used by millions of people worldwide?

We need a reactionary movement going back to old or at least middle english.

>>139606092
it's weird how you can pretty much comprehend it though, it's like when they switch around the letters in the middle of words and you can still read it

>>139606158
If the BBC is profitable that profit should be used to reduce the tax burden of British citizens who are forced to pay a license fee, not fund outrageous horseshit.

>>139605590
Wtf I love Tolkien now??

>>139604474
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JP1U3U80Ur

>>139604884
also used in new guinea and across the pacific in various forms.

a bit like american 'English' - not the real thing but primitives can communicate in it.

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>>139605896
Those who learn English in school learn English. Not everyone does or has the opportunity. There are plenty of advanced-level and intermediate-level English speakers in Nigeria.

Pidgin is not the language of the "majority" like say, French is the majority language in France. Pidgin is a vehicular language across groups of speakers of different languages. They are not trying to learn English and failing and ending up with pidgin. They're trying to communicate across language barriers. It is nothing comparable to Westerners learning Chinese, especially when you're confusing the writing system with the language You can speak Chinese at a high level without being able to read it, it just means you're illiterate. A lot of illiterate Africans are multilingual.

The pic illustrates why a vehicular language is useful. English pidgin is not the only vehicular pidgin in Nigeria. There is Hausa pidgin in the north.

>>139606411
Oh shit, man, that's awesome news. I'm gunna tell my 7 year old Hungarian student that she doesn't need to learn English anymore because she already speaks fluent African and she can move there for work immediately.

>>139606374
HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for doing for this. It sounds so retarded hearing it spoken in real life.

>>139605864
yeah but you can't speak (name a dozen languages here) or for that matter Pidgin, so what?

it is a language. you just don't know it very well. sorry you are not better educated.

>>139606308
Because then you would have a million ads on tv and the website which no one wants.

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>>139606477
Just sounds like ooga booga speak to me.

>>139605930
that would be the thing you call American then?

next time you walk across the pavement to place something in the boot of your car, and remember that you forgot to cut the grass in your garden, you may like to think of that.

>>139606596
I'm not bad at guitar, I'm just playing pidgin version of all these Oasis songs.

>>139603314
To be fair does anyone want to use a Female Condom?

>>139606477
hahahaaaa benin :DD

>>139606374
can u do the india poopoo story?
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001

>>139606283
Yes it is quite amazing that the brain can do this. There have been many studies on linguistic capabilities of the brain. The way we process a word usually begins with the first and last letters and its size, hences why Pidgin is understandable despite the removal of letters.

>>139606647
There are already ads all over the worldservice products, as the person I was responding too stated. He just said that because it's profitable they can do what they want, where I suggested that if the BBC is profitable it ought to reduce it's cost to British tax payers, not pay to translate English into not English.

>>139605389
>shit meme
>kekistan flag
newfag detected

>>139603314
Notice how the author of this article isn't even listed. It's like they don't want to be associated with this horse shit.

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>>139606308
the world Service is a separate organisation, which uses its funds to broadcast to the world.

the british are not forced to pay a licence fee - they can choose not to use the valuable public resource of the broadcasting bands by not watching TV. That way they can just freeload on the valuable service they receive of having an informed public. Or they could pay the fee and take advantage of the huge range of local and national radio and television channels, and the largest creator of high quality news, drama and documentary programmes in the world. That or they could pay three times as much a year to Rupert Murdoch and watch shit all year.

>>139606850
I see what you're saying, it would be nice but expecting a public service to cut its own budget is wishful thinking.

>>139603314
>dem no use am
That's pidgin (Jamaican language), African is more "OOGA BOOGA GIMME DAT SWOOGA".

Ok?

>>139606087
Its nigger language

>>139606850
separate corporations. This is like asking Ford to help Volkwagen reduce their prices.

>>139606697
nigga I don't even know what the fuck u be sayin

>>139603314
I genuinely thought this was satire. I refuse to believe this. Niggerspeak™ in national newspapers?

>>139607049
The steps you need to go thru to avoid paying the license fee are severe and disproportionate and you literally never stop getting accusatory mail and appointments to have someone check your house doesn't have a television in it.
Source: Am British.
The BBC and world service are clearly interconnected to a significant extent.

>>139604474

>why da batsy mawn 'ave no wey 'azek h'eyes?

>>139607247
spoken by white people who helped to create it.

not just racist but historically ignorant to boot. who would have thought it?

>>139606477
Youre trying too hard, this isnt a language that will help you learn english, if you're dumb enough that you need to speak nigger-english to learn english then you'll just stick with your nigger-english and have ready used up most of your neurons

>>139603314
That's interesting and all but it still doesn't resolve the issue of Han ma boo-kee, keelee ka-lya dooka. Wadja da boolya ra Moy ka cheesa crispa Greedo?

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>>139606852
its always the kekfags coming from sargons videos. fucking immigrants

>>139607374
not at the corporate level. Which is sort of important. I think that the world Service was never paid for from the licence fee - it was a British Govt propaganda arm from the second world war. Just uses the name for kudos.

as for the fee - given what you get, it is a bargain. (I am a brit as well just live in france and have to leech with a VPN, which is a pain... If I could pay the licence fee and get access to the Iplayer i would happily)

>>139607453
As a language teacher I avoid at all costs ever repeating incorrect pronunciation or language usage when correcting a student because your brain is making connections based on input whether or not you're aware that the usage is technically incorrect.
To distill an entire language into some nouns and verbs with grunts in between and call it a new language is to admit defeat and never offer yourself a chance to develop further.

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I thought pidgin was more West Indian/Caribbean than African.

>>139606839
Yeah but. Pidgin is not a standardized written language, it's primarily for oral communication. So size of letters or anything to do with the written language in general isn't relevant. Most people who learn to communicate in pidgin don't learn it from written sources. You have to keep in mind the written language is never the language itself, it's just a way to transcribe the language. Native speakers first learn to speak before they start to make connections between what they speak and hear and the symbols they see on the paper or a screen.

>>139607453
>Youre trying too hard, this isnt a language that will help you learn english
>if you're dumb enough that you need to speak nigger-english to learn english
It's not about "helping" to learn English. Maybe you should try harder.

>>139607453
it isn't meant to help you learn english - it is a common lnaguge spoken by people whose first languages are totally incompatible. Like when everyone used to speak French (literally the lingua franca) for diplomacy. Now that is English of course (much to the French's annoyance) but hungarians don't learn english to talk tot he chinese so they can learn chinese - it is just for communication

>>139607756
Agreed on benefit of the BBC as a whole vs cost, disagree that that excuses using money in such a pathetic way.

>>139603314
As someone whose been around some jamaicians\trinidadians this is funny as fuck. Actually makes sense now

>>139607895
>never offer yourself a chance to develop further.

slightly normative statement.

what if they don't want to read Oscar Wilde and quote shakespear, just talk to someone about the price of chickens at the market?

>>139608035
The real scandal with the BBC is how much they pay themselves with our money and their complete bias here. The World Service is irrelevant to us, but the domestic stuff is scandalous, fuck them.

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>>139603314
send these niggers in a concentration camp

>>139607968
Germans chose to speak to the French in English. Ghanaians can chose to speak to their neighbors in English too. Majority of my higher level students are basically self-taught so don't give me the poor person excuse for why they can't speak English. Also taught in China for 2 years in parts with severely difficult living circumstances.

>>139608035
this is a private company serving a large pidgin speaking market - why shouldn't they spend the money the way they want to? they are dedicated to getting news to the people of the world - not being snobs who say "oh they don't speak good enough English to be worthy of being told the news."

>>139608166
someone who has never seen the pay scales for ITV, Sky, Virgin, all the commercial channels that he pays for in advertising.

You know that the cost of your car, your food, your clothes, includes the money those companies pay to advertise...

>>139604474
Ausfag here, saying this out loud with an Abo accent is fucking spot on to how they actually talk, not to mention hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3COlwwarKs

Watch it and feel your brain just melt.

>>139603314
BIX NOOD OOGA BOOGA NAA SAY IN MANG WORD

>>139608106
Take it as normative as you like. A moron could see that the language lacks nuance and your earlier quote detailed it's lack of depth regarding tense etc which will limit capacity to deliver meaning.
They don't have to want to read Oscar Wilde. Their motivations have no bearing on the value of learning a language vs being able to make some vaguely comprehensible sounds.

>>139608485
I'm not paying them to brainwash me.

Na wetin OP face when e be lettin me hit him girlfriend from di backend like di gud cuckold

>>139608266
well, how about the language is a few hundred years old and everyone learns it orally as children, and they don't have to access expensive teaching materials...

>>139608304
I have to go, to actually teach some English right now. But I can assure you that anyone who gave a shit and had an internet connection could understand those articles if written in English IF they can also understand those articles as they are currently written.
In trying a bit harder to extract the meaning from the more nuanced actual English articles they would be learning. By restricting themselves to pidgin they'll stagnate and have no opportunity to develop any real English capacity.

>>139606250

It's not an actual language, you dopey French mohammedan.

Even Koko the Gorilla understands English better than this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikROAEWvpKI

holy shit its real

they are actually apes

>>139608592
Except the internet, it seems.

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>>139608106


Why is France so cucked? For fucks sake, Frenchie, do you really give a damn about booga noises in the market? Don't you have any sense of pride in proper language and civilization?

>>139608547
And a moron could see that a farmer in africa does not need to know the difference between farinaceous and supercilious.

language is a tool. Pidgin does the job, does it well, and it is a waste of time and effort for them to learn another language. they already have to learn three or four usually. How about you go to every tribe in Africa and learn all their languages, and then come back and be patronising to us.

>>139608715
I am Irish too, and atheist, I just live in france to get away from the bad weather and the pikeys.

And yes, it is a separate language, just one derived from english, and other languages. Why are you not writing in your mother tongue... could it be that communication is important, not the language it takes place in.

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>>139608502
Are the extreme movements and dramatization part of the language?

>>139608748
You really think this makes you look good? Not only is it showing your ignorance of biology and evolution, and language, but actually everyone decent thinks you are a cunt.

>>139608894
You are correct, it does the job it's just horrible to listen to it. But it's understandable if you're paying attention and can quickly cipher the words they are speaking and construct what they are saying because you already have the basic building blocks to the sentence, it's just adding some cement and trying hard not to laugh.

>>139609262
No, she's probably on drugs.

>>139608801
recent development. does everyone in Hungary speak English? fluently? why not? don't they want to develop?

Ahhh it all makes sense now. African Americans speak this pidgin so we don't understand them.

>>139608888
I am Irish. But i speak french quite badly. As for proper language and civilisation, please come back to me when America has either.

>>139606738
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PpJF81FYM8
couldn't be bothered to do the whole thing

>>139603314
funniest thing ive seen on 4han in years

you LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE IT UP !!!
its getting too much now. Art imitates life imitates art. Fuck's sake..

>>139603690
More specifically a "Pidgin"
a Pidgin is pretty much when 2 groups don't want to fully assimilate another's language, so instead it's kind of like King Solomon actually cutting the baby in half and making something fucking disgusting

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So does BBC use some sort of auto-translate application for this shit or do they actually staff a retarded nigger to get an "authentic" translation?

>>139605590

This

it's not even that hidden, it's really in your face.

The fact that 'BBC pidgin' is now talking like da greenskins really hits home the message

>>139609192

You're a dopey bullocks. Expressing complicated thoughts and ideas requires a complex language. Pidgin isn't even defined as a language. It's defined as a grammatically simplified linguistic communication.

You're advocating simple communication for simple people. Without the capacity for complex language, Africans will never advance civilisation like the rest of the world can.

Now get back to killing French people, Ahmed.

>>139603542
So what BBC is basically saying is that, Ebonics/Black English is essentially English spoken with an IQ of 56?

>>139609294
Algerian or a migrant who stole a phone?

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>>139608502
I had a budgie once who would do this too if you put something near its face.

>>139609995
It was used for trading iirc but it's sort of now been adopted as a simplistic communication tool, you shouldn't be so harsh on that poster, he is correct. The language gets the job done and allows for communication with them using basics instead of teaching them our language from scratch. Which a lot of them already know but the dimwit tribesmen can't grasp it so yeah.

>>139609294
Found the nigger.

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>>139603314
>it's real
what the absolute fuck is this

>>139610149
Fucking kek, Jamaicans are funny. Too bad the country is an absolute fucking dump and full of crime.

>>139609294
I don't think he meant that literally.

>>139609835

Retarded staff. Watch computing forevers video on this. One of the reporters for the service wrote
> I be international journalist now

Not joking.

>>139603690
Yes

DiMemio speaks it in Blood Diamond when he goes to niggerland to buy diamonds from chieftain nigger. It's bastardized English they use in West Africa because English is too complex for them. Same reason Amerishart ghetto niggers developed ebonics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pBOLdZZT6s

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>>139608748
Grape Ape!

>>139610188

Him be waka sayin dem be using pidgin for di complex communication ear me now Booyakasha

>>139610507
ehh ehh me fi say u wan go war little gullyman? eh? Booyakasha sum jewdem word.

>>139610601
Ali g di juden boy

>>139606374

>tarzanaenae

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>>139609294
o shit we got ourselves a nigger lover here

>>139603314
top kek

>>139610688
cha, me wan di ganja now

>>139603314
>when you start writing a headline but have a stroke

>>139606697
You mean "the next time I stride across the sidewalk to put something in the trunk of my truck, and remember that i forgot to mow the grass on my lawn." I see you, France.

>>139605686
found the oldfag

>>139606700
KEK. how underrated.

>>139606738
>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1S5GbOS7xUS
here ya go mon

Is this common Pidgin or the Queen's High Pidgin?
Seriously, can niggers who speak this way even read the BBC's website? Beyond virtue signaling, what purpose does this website serve?

>>139611652
>what purpose does this website serve?
Gives a job to some nogs to fill a quota.

>>139611652
>>139611770
http://www.bbc.com/japanese

What does this serve?

Or this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/cymru

http://www.bbc.co.uk/naidheachdan

There's a shit load more, what purpose?

>>139611936
>major language
>british heritage languages
wtf i love niggerspeak now

>>139604474
Even in the deepest of niggerland, people know that Indian's can't poo in the loo

>>139603314
I didnt kmow they spoke ebonics there.

>>139611936
You stupid fucking bong nigger. Most people who speak Japanese can also read it. How many Pidgin speakers can read Pidgin? It's a language of illiterates. Please regale me with tales of the great Pidgin literary works of old.

>>139612066
No one speaks Scots though, literally fucking no one.

lol... Pidgin is spoken by a lot of people, and the point is, we pay for BBC Alba (despite no speakers) and they complain about poor hospitals and poor schools, well stop wasting money on the Alba service and divert the money elsewhere.

>>139612252
Shut the fuck up nigger cunt, we don't speak Japanese in the UK, therefore we should not have it.

You go speak gook if you want, I'm not paying for it. Now shut up, stupid nigger.

>>139612377
You'll pay for it and you'll like it subject.

>>139603690

BBC, always on the cutting edge of diversity, is now writing news for illiterate africans. I have no idea how they can top this, but they will find a way.

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>>139603314
Holy shit, Little Jacob From GTA 4 is now a journalist.

>>139606477
>French is the majority language in West Africa
I know, I meant the majority of English-speakers. But that only makes my point more true. Pinyin is needed for Westerners learning Chinese because Chinese is such a radical departure from the alphabetized Romantic, Slavic, and Germanic language groups. But since the majority language is French, which is heavily borrowed from by English and has similar phonemes, roots, and alphabet, then their use of pidgin is even less forgivable than a Westerner trying to learn Chinese.

>They aren't failing to use English, they're just illiterate. You can speak a language fluently without being able to read it.

Partially true, I'm sure most of the people using pidgin can't read. But if that were the case, where is the BBC getting this written pidgin from? It doesn't look like regular phonetic English text, and it contains many letters that change meaning depending on the words around it (i.e. the "e" in "dem" and the "e" in "use" are the same character despite different pronunciation in the image here>>139603314 , this would not be the case in a phonetic alphabet. Again, pinyin is a good example of this as its pronunciation is consistent and shows the accents where it is normally only implied). So the BBC must be using regular English text, but improperly and wrongly in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator. While the BBC is retarded, I don't think they're dumb enough to make an edition for people who haven't at least tried to read. So it's safe to assume that the people reading this at least attempted to read English before, but failed, rather than being wholly illiterate.

>English pidgin isn't the only pidgin/ Vehicular languages are useful
I'm not saying they aren't, but they must be vehicular which is not the case in West Africa. Just because the nigs can't properly speak several different languages doesn't affect their inability to speak English.

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>>139603314

This has to be an inside job by a closet /pol/ack who wanted to show how stupid both BBC and Niggers are.

>SJW bosses- We need some way to further diversify our content

/pol/ack- thinks *here we go again*

>SJW boot lickers- "Perhaps add some African languages?"

/pol/ack- "Hey, that's a great idea! We should do stories written how people in Africa actually speak!

>SJW Bosses- "What a great idea Anon!"

/pol/ack- Yeah, we should do Pidgion, as everyone in West Africa speaks it!

>SJW Bosses- Genius Anon, so inclusive! So much diversity! Lets do it!

>>139612377
>an international news site shouldn't have japanese
wew
The telly license doesn't pay for the international stuff by the way, only domestic.
>pidgin is spoken by a lot of people
Spoken, not read.
And secondly there are hundreds of different english pidgins.

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WE OCCUPY DI HEAVENS NAO

>>139607247

Asians did this too, especially in Hawaii.

>>139612377
Way to miss the point, dumbfuck.

>>139613206
Perhaps to clarify my second point since I was worried about character limit and tried to shorten it down, what I meant is that a good vehicular language uses a phonetic alphabet. This is why I brought up pinyin again, because it is phonetic and includes accents. Because it is not phonetic, it fails as a vehicular language.

>>139604474
>>139604474
Where is this from kek, I need to go there and for the luls

>>139604876
Hahahahahahaha

>>139614012
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

>>139614012
HOLY BASTARDING FUCK, THIS IS THE BBC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY LICENCE FEE GOING ON BIX NOOD ENGLISH

HOLY WSHIT THIS IS A GOLD MINE OF LULS, WORTH EVERY PENNY I THINK NOW LOLOLO

>>139604529
>>139604774
The trends are because of the huge amount of traffic, from 4chan, reddit etc

It literally goes into eat da poopoo in the article.

>>139614232
>>139614232
I didnt think it could be true, why are the BBC not teaching proper English, how fucking hard could it be?

#They are treating these bixnoods like dumb niggers, its almost taking the piss out of them hahaha, just wtf is the BBC doing, im writing to my MP over this

ITS RACIST

How is this any worse than sometging like Japanese adopting Chinese script when they can't even pronounce it phonetically?

>>139614232
And its ONLY British who pay the licence fee, no other nation does.

and when I dont pay my SKY TV and internet, Sky wont be able to get HMRC to take the money directly from my bank account like the BBC fucking well does.

I shit you not, if you dont pay your licence fee the govt just takes it from your bennies or direct from your bank account each month

Ive never paid it, and ive been to court and almost spent 4 months in the monkey house, but they took my money instead, i've paid nearly £3k in fines LOLOLOLOL

FUCK THEM NOW, I DONT EVEN WATCH BBC NOW THERE IS NO TOP GEAR

>>139603314
The BBC has shifted so far through the sewer that they've become beyond Onion-tier satire and into the realm of unironic ire-honey.

>>139614561
Who says it is? This is an English website so naturally people will be more upset of people trying to bastardise English, over other languages.

>>139614329
before we used to load up our LOIC's and scripts and hit weird BBC articles from 2001 and bump them to the top, now we cant =(

Ahh /b was fun once, now its terrible

>>139603314
Hiroshima better make Pidgin wordfilter for /pol/ for a week.

>>139604474
can anyone who talks that way actually read? i imagine we need to be sending grammar books to africa instead of condoms

>>139614903
Fucking this!

>>139604640
>>139604640
>Holy shit, just imagine this for a second, imagine going back to the late 121th century and explain this to a American person.
>America owned almost everything back then, they were unstoppable the worlds superpower.
>They controlled almost half of the world's population.

rly makes u think

>>139604293
Thisa very very bombad

>>139603314
>Implying BBC's pidgin is shit
This is what English would look like if your letters matched up with the sounds they are meant to represent. You know, without that Ghoti Fish stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORi4xwSwWlM

>>139604640
To be fair, BBC News Pidgin isn't meant for Britons, but for the benefit of Nigerians and other West Africans.

It's not much different from, say, how the French Republic produced documents for residents of Guadaloupe and Saint-Domingue in Creole that couldn't understand Metropolitan French.

>>139614903
Kek

>>139609783
King Solomon didnt cut the baby you idiot

>>139613395
HOL UP

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Top kek

>>139606697
Based pierre

>>139616430
To be fair, this is not a waste of British taxpayer money at all

is this creole? same thing?
why do you guys assume it's for nogs?

>>139613395
They're going to launch a satellite dish into space?

>>139608106

Language is important unless you are a barbarian and never want to communicate anything properly.

>>139608894
Why do you accept such poor standards frog eater?

The backroads of Europe have better English speakers, who also know 3 or 4 languages in all. They don't use pidgin.

Why are the French always so stupid?

>>139606158
>The World Service is funded by the United Kingdom's television licence fee, limited advertising and the profits of BBC Worldwide Ltd
bix nood muhfugga

>>139604640
Worse than lovecraftian horrors.

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Send it from SETI. Aliens will understand it clearly.

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>>139603314

>>139616595
>missing the point

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>>139610324
> I be international journalist now

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https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-41092934

Listen to this clip and tell me how much you understand. If you white people are so much smarter and know English so well, you should understand what he's saying, right?

If you can't understand Pidgin, you have no right to demand they understand American.

>>139604474
NUMBER 3 HAHAHHAHAH

>>139612606
/thread

Dis be da nu world orda.

>>139609491
>french irish mongrel bashing US mongrel about language and civilization.
Irish can't speak proper English, so I see why you feel the need to defend this abomination of a language. Maybe the US will do you a favor and glass your country before you can surrender.

>>139617316
>They're going to launch a satellite dish into space?
Into heaven*

>>139606697
>Irish potato sucker poking fun at American english
Jog on cunty chops, you Irish are incomprehensible. Fun fact - Irish were shipped in to do jobs in America that were too dangerous for slaves. You're literally lower than a slave on the totem pole

>>139610411
>Drayquan

sounds like a ghetto dragon's name

>>139619945
Eyyy stop it you two

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>>139604474
>MFW DOUBLE VALHALLA AS DAM BURST

>>139611190
muhfuggen BIX NOOD