Kim Jong-un pictured laughing as he launches missile at Japan

>>139598842
Based Kim Jong Un enjoys firing off rockets. I bet you wished you had a leader who finds it funny calling out (((Trumps))) obvious bluff

>>139599193
commie

>>139600098
(((you)))

someone should tell drumpf that japan are our ally and we need to defend them

>>139598842

>laughing
>putting the fate of himself and his country in the hands of being a prankster that's needlessly provocative

Yeah, he's not too bright.

>>139598842
hahaha the chubby fuck has arthritis
look how he faggotly holds his hands
lololololol
please stap a gopro onto the missile that kills him I want to see his fucking gook face as he's killed shitting out on the toilet with his micropenis flapping

>>139600600
Commies are jews, you are a commie.

>>139598842
THE LAMP ISN'T EVEN FUCKING PLUGGED IN HAHAHAHAH
THE LAMP ISN'T EVEN FUCKING PLUGGED IN HAHAHAHAH
THE LAMP ISN'T EVEN FUCKING PLUGGED IN HAHAHAHAH
THE LAMP ISN'T EVEN FUCKING PLUGGED IN HAHAHAHAH

>>139598842
I wonder if he will be laughing when he looks out that window and sees one coming back at him.

>>139600918
If he reads this or see's that it's not plugged in in that picture, he might kill the person who had to set the scene. I'm not even joking.

>>139600918
Thats north korean super-tech, it actives by telepathy that only the great leader himself can use

Its like hes trying to do suicide by cop

>>139600918

Ihihihihih did you notice there was morning, right? Yankeetard.

>>139600977
I think he will be laughing in that situation, they'll be pressing a button to fire missiles at whatever countries they can reach who are considered "enemies" when they see a missile heading towards them. They are like nation of suicide bombers or school shooters, they want to go out with a bang and don't give a fuck if they are killed in the process.

Will one of the Kim's Guard turn Kimslayer to save the North Korean people?

>>139598842
Why does he always have his fingers curled in? Is he autistic?

>>139601258
No, everyone in DPRK loves their family of leaders. They see them as deities.

People who have tried to assassinate them in the past were always trained from other places, they love their leader because they are brainwashed to do so.

here is an article on assassination attempts on DPRK/North Korea

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/07/06/how-not-to-kill-kim-jung-un/

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>>139598842
Trump is going to vaporize this little shit

Chk digids

>>139598842
These norks look like scaled toys because they don't know how to dress themselves in fitted clothing.

>>139600918
solar powered lamp

>>139601115
why have a lamp outside not plugged in?
they just put shit onto random tables
in every photo there's 8 different chairs, that look like they've been taken from the dining rooms of party loyalists, moved around for each photo - but if you wanted to start your own chair manufacturing company you'd be killed for dissent or something lol

>>139601212
>says analyst
>any person over the age 10 can predict the same thing

>meanwhile in Guam
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us2000ad3j

Is that a huge spliff over on the left?

>>139602445
I thought it must have been battery powered until I saw at the back of the lamp there is a plug for the cable to go into.

>>139602926
the power of autism

Can I get sauce on those paperweights on the corners of the map?

Activate autism and find the location?

>>139600918
>>139602926

rekt

>>139602603
Looks more like a model of the missle.

>>139600918
it's day

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>>139600857
>>139603193
Kkkeeekkk
KKKEEEEEEKKK

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>>139601407
>send dear fatty a 1000 lb shipment of tendies with sriracha mac sauce
>lord beetus takes him in the night

>>139600918
It has a battery retard

>>139598842
Jong-Un is very bad goy. We must bomb him and put in a Rothschild bank so North Koreans can become consumers like the rest of us.

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>>139598842
he looks like a cross between a fat kid with cerebral palsy and a pig with downs syndrome.

what the fuck is he doing with his hands?

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>>139598842
Mmm, yes goyim. That's the right story. Now go die in North Korea like a good goy.

He wont be grinning when north Korea is nuked off the earth.

>>139599193
Where's Mad Cuck Mattis to save us?

>>139603830
send it to me instead
that sriracha mac is liquid crack

Anyone notice how there's no photos or video of the missile flying over an ultra high tech society?

>>139604856
Holy shit, this is legit.

is that a photoshop? his head is way big. top of his head looks funny. is something fishy going on? is he dead?

>>139604756

bars

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>>139598842
We thought Trump was a master troll

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>>139604856
What a fucking faggot

>>139598842
someone get that dude on the right a suit that fits

>>139604856
fire and fury incoming

>>139601407
>http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/07/06/how-not-to-kill-kim-jung-un/
>Their mission was to infiltrate North Korea, sneak into one of Kim’s palaces, and murder the Great Leader, paying North Korea back in kind for a failed 1968 special operations raid aimed at assassinating South Korean President Park Chung-hee.
>By 1971, Park had given up on the prospect of revenge. The men of Silmido Island, however, had not. That year, they rose up, killing 18 of their guards with their honed commando skills and stealing a boat across the Yellow Sea to the port of Incheon.
> There they hijacked two buses and set out to Seoul to kill the men who had ordered them to be turned into weapons.

Holy shit is there a movie on this

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>>139604979
yep
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NorthKorea&src=savs

>>139604856
oh boy

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RT just posted this about Trump's tweet

>>139605146
>fire and fury incoming

So this is why he got rid of Bannon and Gorka.

then what happens to Seoul?

>>139605420
>then what happens to Seoul?

Bannon said in the interview tens of millions will die in a matter of minutes.

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>>139605466
greatest habbenin ever t b h

PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION

>>139603830
Damn, I never had that kind of sauce, don't eat McDonalds a lot. Going to stop their on the way to my dentist appointment today, and give it a try.

>>139605420
they dead m8. the norks don't have enough ammo and fuel to actually win a long war of reunification, but they sure do have enough to shell the shit outta a city they have been presighting for 50 years. even if they only get a few hours of shelling before they get helfired to death, thats a whole lot of dead.

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>>139604856
donnie pls. kim already called your bluff.

>>139605112
Le ebic troll

>>139598842
This is my new desktop background.

Trump will go down as the most mass murder of the 21st century if he does this

>>139605466
If it means no more kpop, then it's a win/win

>>139606075
Based Nip.

>>139602684
that how some rechargeable lamps work anon

>>139602238
at least your flag checks out

3 guys in black looming behind him

>>139602238
If get best Korea will win

Kim wants to be attacked

He wants to have NK's 9/11 to unify the country behind him and the army.

We should not attack North Korea. We should blockade and embargo them. Kim jong Un has, most likely, lost control of much of the country, in varying degrees, and is paranoid he will be assassinated. his missile problem is under the control of his most loyal faction.

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of course he laughs. kim is literally godlike. who should threaten him ? usa ? lol

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>>139598842
>manlets
>big jackets
>big trousers
>comically big hats
>manlet look status: enhanced

niggas need to Fashtetics 101

What will happen is Kimmy will keep on conducting his tests like there is no problem at all. China, US, Japan will be making the classic statements that are the diplomatic equivalent of "why you do dis kim". Kimmy will give no fucks like he always does and we will still be sitting here like retards, bumping habbening threads like we always do. Just one big circlejerk of autists.

>The Media claims Trump is a nazi
>/pol/ doesn't believe it
>The media claims being we need to take in refugees
>/pol/ doesn't believe it
>The media claims Michael Jackson was a pedophile & rapist
>/pol/ doesn't believe it
>The media claims North Korea is an evil warmongering nation dead set on the destruction of the entire world including itself
>/pol/ 100% believes everything the media says about North Korea

You are still asleep.

Why can't they air strike him then and there?

>>139598842

look at all those other people laughing while scared out of their mind.

>>139606860
You've obviously never read into what DPRK say themselves.

The media also said Antifa was bad the other day for once, because they happened to speak reality for once does that mean it just becomes untrue for the sake of being untrue? You seem like a contrarian rather then anything else.

>>139598842
bro fuck off, leave this island alone.

>>139598842

He's laughing because he knows we're puppets of the Jews.

"Watch me make these faggots cry again after I launch this harmless rocket"

/our guy/ as usual.

>>139600889
North Korea isn't communist and is probably the least jewish nation on the planet.

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>>139606860
>The media claims North Korea is an evil warmongering nation dead set on the destruction of the entire world including itself
>/pol/ 100% believes everything the media says about North Korea

This board is basically a reddit echo chamber now. If Trump takes a shit in their mouth they faggots will praise it as an attack on liberals.

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>>139607862
>North Korea isn't communist and is probably the least jewish nation on the planet.

Yet /pol/ hates them. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>139607907
HI SHAREBLUE!!!!!

>>139607862
>It was initially promoted as a "creative application" of Marxism–Leninism, but in the mid-1970s, it was described by state propaganda as "the only scientific thought... and most effective revolutionary theoretical structure that leads to the future of communist society". Juche eventually replaced Marxism–Leninism entirely by the 1980s, and in 1992 references to the latter were omitted from the constitution. The 2009 constitution dropped references to communism, but retained references to socialism. Juche's concepts of self-reliance have evolved with time and circumstances, but still provide the groundwork for the spartan austerity, sacrifice and discipline demanded by the party.

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>>139608163
Nah, just newfags who selectively listen to the MSM and suck on globalist agenda cock hate them.

>>139608393
Only reinforces what I've said. If you think North Korea is communist, you either don't understand communism or don't understand North Korea.

>>139608327
Trump is a kike puppet. He lied to us about the Syrian false flag, that was game over for me. Kicked out Bannon to make matters worse. Quit falling for the bipartisan system, it's been compromised since well before JFK.

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>>139608591
>The 2009 constitution dropped references to communism, but retained references to socialism.

>>139608857
And? They have literally never been communist, their constitution is a piece of paper, and is mostly poetry. Have you read it? Do you know what communism is? Do you know what socialism is? All first-world countries are socialist. Explain to me how North Korea is communist.

>>139601006
POWERFUL

>>139598842
Kim Jong writes on pol

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Based Kim, laughing as he launches missiles against western bitches was like a boss.

>>139607091
>You've obviously never read into what DPRK say themselves.
Would love a source on that.

>>139608496
Why does this photo look like CGI graphics?

>>139609194
>Originally Marxism–Leninists
>Literally communists
>Lenin states the end game of Socialism is Communism
>DPRK removes references to Communism but leaves references to Socailism


you -
>pay no attention goy

how you doin Rabbi?

>>139603945
>We must bomb him
Illuminati here. It's for the best, really.

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>>139609626
>Pyongyang is so beautiful that people think it's fake

>>139609858
is that a lego or what

Ok so war is inevitable, how are you preparing for it?

>>139609955
lego of course

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>>139598842
could have been worse I guess, he could have been pictured wanking

>>139606075
Based gaijin

>>139609697
So? Our constitution says we have a right to assembly but that's been proven false left and right for the last year. The North Korean constitution is even more meaningless, it's nothing but poetry.

>"Regarding “The people are my God” as his maxim, Comrade Kim Il Sung always mixed with the people, devoted his whole life for them and turned the whole of society into a large family which is united in one mind by taking care of the people and leading them through his noble benevolent politics. The great leader Comrade Kim Il Sung is the sun of the nation and the lodestar of national reunification. Regarding the reunification of the country as the supreme national task, Comrade Kim Il Sung devoted all his efforts and care for its realization."
It's all poetry.

Now, since you've conveniently avoided proving how North Korea is communist(because you can't), I'll easily topple your argument.

North Korea has castes(automatically destroys the idea that it's communist). These castes receive weighted benefits from the state depending on how much they reinforce the state(weighted benefits contradict communism entirely). The state itself is a separate entity that is not subject to this system(making communism impossible). On top of this, some of these castes even have access to markets(VERY not-communist). Tip of the iceberg, I could go on. The biggest glaring piece of evidence is that North Korea exists. Actual communist nations fall apart because communism doesn't work.

Stop believing everything the mainstream media says.

Will North Korea actually strike anywhere with a missile though?

>>139606413
So much this, they are the same. Whiny fat bitches who will just talk shit but never act.

I bet that's not even the context of the photo

Nato and the US had over 50 years to discuss regulations against weapons of mass destruction wow its like your government actually wants high density soft targets to be targeted for excuse to light up a war.

wtf i love north korea now

>>139610354
If they get attacked, definitely. Otherwise, they'll just continue proving that they can to deter being attacked.

>>139610403
It probably is, look at the map. North Korean propaganda thrives on the idea that they are standing up to the "bullies" of the outside world. We make it true for them, too. Literally fall right in line with their narrative.

>>139600857
>>139600918
I could almost hear your autistic screeching and jumping on your "wheely" chair. Calm the fuck down.

>>139600856
People still don't know if it's actually him who calls the shots or if he is just a figurehead who is credited for saying/doing these things. I'm leaning towards the latter.

>>139609314
Amerikikes are third world compared to DPRK.

>>139610387
Says a guy with a Soros inc. flag.

Why don't we nuke him? He threw a fucking missile over Japan, nuke North Korea now!!!!

>>139604856
What a retard.

Missile alarm of Japan worked 4 minutes after they fired.
It was AM 6:00, but I woke up at AM 8:30 and knew it on TV news.

>>139611445
Right, I have to eat dirt here in America instead of grass... Oh wait. I don't live in North Korea where fat fuck spends over a million on alcohol alone

>>139598842
NOTHING. WILL. HAPPEN.
As fucking always. Im tired of getting happening blue balls on NK conflict.

You mongoloids need to understand two things - NK have THOUSANDS of artillery pieces in range of Seoul. They get attacked, they fire back. You know how much population density have Seoul? It will be tens of thousands dead in a matter of hours if NK starts pounding.

NK know it, SK know it, USA know it, China know it.

There is literally NO WAY to start this conflict without eliminating thousands of entrenched and bunkered north korean artillery batteries.

And its impossible to do it in one blow.

>>139600918
Not a lamp, it's a wireless device that is connected to the wand/pointer to his right. He is able to point to the map and issue commands. The position is then saved and uploaded for his generals to write MOPs with.

>>139612698
Only tens of thousands? Not millions?

>>139608496
looks like sim city

>>139605790

exactly. donnie pls invent another underwear.

>>139614306
i honestly dont know, i think people will seek shelter underground. But yes it can be millions dead.
i assume not looking at wikipedia that one artillery gun crew can fire 1 shell per 10 seconds

Lets assume there are only 1 thousand batteries zero'ed on Seoul (there is much more, i wouldnt be surprised if the number was 20.000). Thats 6000 rounds per minute, 360.000 per hour.

Immediately after shots fired from NK side, SK and USA will deploy countermeasures - SK will scramble jets, fire any rockets that they have, and start their own artillery fire on NK positions. Land invasion will follow.
USA will scramble jets and fire shitload of tomahawks.

The thing is, you just cant knock out thousand of entrenched artillery batteries spread out on 100km line. It will take some time. Probably more than 24 hours to silence them all.

And in that time, Seoul will be in ruins after millions of artillery shells. World War 1 style massacre.

>>139613128

bullshit, how does it detect the rotation and placement of the map, the map is just a normal plastic map.

>>139615495
How about if Trump does do a preemptive attack, he tells Moon and he orders the people of Seoul to evacuate?

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>>139609858
>>139609626
>muh beautiful pingpong

>>139609314
Man, I wish I could get alphabetized.

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>>139598842

>>139618718
I see a hammer and sickle on that sign

An Anon earlier was trying to tell me they weren't Communist?

>>139608496
I like the subtle colouring on those buildings.

Anyone have any figures on what the casualties could be?

No one cares if Koreans perish, but what about Americans? Where can we be hit?

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>>139619284
Worker's Party of Korea
Juche "replaced" Communism, but it's still part of their culture.

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>>139600918

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North Korea is a fake CIA State

>>139598842
North Korea is showing /pol/ how to shitpost on the international stage.

>>139620319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH19w9TVB9Y&t=26s

>>139598842
Taking those photos must be awkward as hell.

>You there on the right, can you grin a little wider? And mr Leader, please widen your shoulders a bit more.

>>139606860
NK is best Korea, only reddit thinks otherwise. It's just a litmus test for whether I take poster's post seriously.

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>>139600815

Was the American kid that they killed in NK completley brushed off?

>>139606075
Fucking love you jap cunts.

>>139598842
why won't he open his borders to african and syrian rapefugees? niggers wuz kangs they can build missiles n sheeit.

>>139620691
Mine is whether or not the poster's flag is a leaf

>>139622091
he won't do that cuz he doesn't care about his people

I keep tell you, Kim no bing bong
He shoot blanks

You go now!

>>139600743
No one needs to tell Trump that Japan is our Ally. Everyone fucking knows the Japs and Fats are bros

>>139598842

is he mocking Trump's tiny doll hands?

>>139615495
It's less the war that is the problem it's the post war. A untied Korea would be seen as U.S. proxy state by China and Russians. They already screech about encirlement. Do you think they will be ok with U.S. bases being even closer now? There is also the question of what do you do with a country of brain washed slaves? No one wants to take them or retrain them for the modern world. There is a reason we trapped the mouse and didnt kill it.

>>139598842
why is he hiding his nails like a child

>>139608496
I like how they're all on the road. Literally NO ONE is putting a step on that sweet sweet grass, meaning no garbage and not fucking it up. Truly best Korea.

>>139598842
How can one man be so based?