/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: 55MPH CURRENTS EDITION

Big if true

GET THE FUCK ON TWITTER AND HELP COMMUNICATE

>>139589910
I am a US Marine Engineer.

The levy is strong.

The levy will protect.

They levy will defend.

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more rain

>>139589910
>everything was fucking blocked
dispatch: language, language
>yeah, everything was fucking blocked

toppest keks

To any burgers living in the area or has family there. Stay safe, god bless you all.

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>>139589989
Same here. I'm in Harris county and the worst that happened was my car got flooded but it stopped before it got into my apartment

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bread going fast again

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holy shit these dispatchers are cold

>"should be increase the priority of the nursing home help request due to the hospice patients?"

>"no. they are hospice patients. they are going to die anyway. just make sure there are plenty of drugs on hand to make them comfortable"

>>139590096
usmc engineers are navy dumbass

>>139590096
>(((levy)))

>>139590096
>US Marine Engineer
So you drive a dump truck?

>>139589910
>Not being able to swim
>2017
Legitimately sucks to be them.

>>139590114
It will cleanse the human race.

Somebody screen cap this post if it floods I'll stream it on periscope
>>139589939
Canned foods tons of water trail mix chips and typical shit I got apples and Bananas from Market Basket(local grocery store here)
Helicopters keep flying over my house can the coast guard really save an entire town let alone the outer areas like Port Acres

>>139590167
Thick pan

Hello I am new to this place. What is going on here?

list of people waiting for rescue. over 100 in last half hour.

http://www.houstonharveyrescue.com/rescuesindex.php

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ALGORE TRIED TO WARN YOU

BUT INSTEAD YOU ELECTED BUSH AND STARTED WARS

THE TIME TO ACT HAS COME AND GONE

>What can we do?

SAVE AS MANY AS YOU CAN

https://youtu.be/Ku_IseK3xTc

>>139590083

Kek it wasn't even that deep he was just standing there for fun.

>>139590167
Fuck off challah nigger that bread is shit tier

>>139590236
>deers

>>139590096
Actual Marine Engineer here

Levees are Civil Engineer territory not ours
You dont know what the fuck you are talking about

>>139590240
leave

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>>139590240

Niggers are drowning en masse.

>>139590168
It's tough because this Tina chick has to make decisions that will result in the least number of deaths. That is going to require making lots of decisions that result in people dying.

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>>139590249
no one is going to save you faggot

>>139590240

the world is ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>139590260
Probably worried about the racing water.

>>139590283
shut the fuck up

Port Arthur rescue area is being set up in LamarPA
Get there fast anons if you don't have death wish
The real question how long would a rescue take for a semi out of the way part of Groves.

>>139590307
Why be so rude? You are alienating black people from constitutional conservatism, aren't you?

>>139590168
Cold but not wrong.

>>139590216
Sweet, get your bug out bag ready and remember the Wim hof hyperventilate if you're wet and cold and you won't die.

Shit mate, fucking crazy. Post some pics

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>>139590096
You burgers are getting railed by this storm. All that's left is for North Korea to come in and mop up.

>>139590378
(you)

>>139590351

To be honest that low gravity four legged dog probably has a much better chance of walking across the water than that human did.

>>139590371
no u

>>139590200
JFC. the guy pointing his rifle around is a dip shit.

>>139590325
These poor people will need counseling.

How's Port Arthur?

>>139590168
Sad thing is that you can't save them all.

People are gonna focus on younger and more able people over the elderly.

>>139590096
Levee not (((levy)))

>>139590378
This is a democrat board get out nigger.

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FUCK Trump and FUCK white "people".

>>139590378
>tfw no swimming test for voting

>>139590374
You're in a zombie movie now man, who fucking knows.. what's the weather doing? Is it calming down soonish?

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>>139590378

Over the past few days they have been laughing about Harvey all over twitter, now he strikes them and they expect whitey to come along and save them.

>>139590168
Its cold but realistic, basics of triage. You can't save everyone, especially when the lives of the rescuers are threatened.
You focus on those most at risk and most likely to survive and live on, and ignore the dead, dying, terminal and those too dangerous to save (e.g. the nigress who got saved then jumped back into the water), and delay those who aren't in as "severe" a position.

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Adolf would have been a perfect name for the hurricane, considering the location n' all

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Nogs drowning EVERYWHERE
Civilian dispatchers having mental breakdowns and arguements

>Curfew has begun
>Looting Starting
>Shots Fired
>People Drowning
>Dam Rising

JOIN US IN THE OFFICIAL /pol/ stream!

In it's 25th consequtive hour!

/comfy/ guaranteed!

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139589910
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/tx/nwis/uv/?site_no=08072500
BARKER'S GETTING CLOSE TO THE TOP

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>>139590446
>Port Arthur

You mean the Arthur Gulf?

>>139590242
Can we mark the niggers as safe so no one comes and rescues them?

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>>139590446
everyone died
Electrocution

>>139590240
Hello, new person.
This is us. Soon it will be you as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOKV9Stri_M

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Did Harvey ever go out over the Gulf again and reintensify?

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>>139590468
good one comrade

>>139590460

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VZtQPdSIsk

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Don't worry, guys. The Canadian Engineering Corps is on the case.

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(Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xic5LfFNVc

>>139590307
>>139590378
Only drowning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZHPw0nfOrI

REEEEEEEEE

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>>139590454
This is just socialism in fast forward, this is why you can't rely on these fuckers. They do they same daily, but just over longer periods of time.

Relying/expecting the gub to sort this out and un-fuckulate everything is Katrina level.

>>139590523
I don't understand? Who is "us"?

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>>139590249
>ALGORE TRIED TO WARN YOU
funniest thing i've read all night
>hurricanes predate humans
>this is humanity's fault
i guess 1900 hurricane was caused by horse farts?
(pic related)
galveston texas has been destroyed by hurricanes 3x in less than 120 years, not counting this hurricane, just sayin'
>it's too many people in cities (thus, mostly liberals) living on the coast
>creating tax revenue for al gore and his rich buds through carbon taxes won't fix it

>>139589910
but really all these niggaz cant swim?

>>139590249
Oh, for fucks sakes. The actual measured increase in sea levels since his first movie is less than 1cm. This is just a case of the hurricane threading the needle, equidistant between two high pressure systems. There is zero reason to believe this is climate change related. Furthermore, this is the first major hurricane to hit the US is about 14 years, an unusually low rate. The number of tropical systems (and also hurricanes specifically) to hit the US has had a slight (non-statistically significant) decrease over the past 60 years. I'm an academic in a related field to climate change. If anything, it's decreased my confidence in anything climate scientists say. So much published studies are deeply methodologically flawed, but the general public is conditioned to treat academic journals as gospel. There is a huge incentive individually and as a field for climate scientists to publish weak results, overfit data, use unethical practices, and at times alter data.

the levy is dry
the levy dont crack
but most important the levy on t r a c c

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>>139590534
stealing our memes
you're faggots

>>139590482
Its still coming down not stopping just not as hard as it was.
I feel like we're going to abandoned for days on end, because Beaumont and Port Arthur would be the main areas they go. I'm legit worried about them forgetting we exist

>>139590085
Trump's gonna fix it all soon

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>>139590096
>levy

>>139590614
Nope. Water is like kryptonite to niggers; it's why they only drink Kool-Aid and Gatorade. It's liquid aids.

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yfw we declined Mexicos help
>don't need no stinkin spics help
it's a virtue signal

seriously, wheres carlos.
we need him to report

also:

https://youtu.be/4dhv1Wmz9xI

>>139590581
This is a Cajun navy, i.e. civilian rescue, dispatch, who came to be especially because of what happened in Katrina.

The free hand of the market ain't limitless mate

>>139590083
you guys know this is years old from some other country right?

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Hahahaha it's still going up Temporary sensor is showing 109.05!

>>139590559
Electrocuted, then burned and finally eaten by alligators.

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>>139590489
>got saved then jumped back into the water
Did that really happen? Who would be that fucking retarded?

>>139590669
>6 million people underwater
>deny help

Cannot compute

>>139590627
Hmmm fuck man, you're in a survival movie situation. With 4chan to help guide you through it, is the power still on? What's ur house like?

Describe ur surroundings

>>139590659
REVY INFANTRY AT YOUR COMMAND

Any other Houstonbros in this thread? How are you holding up?

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>>139590670
shoo jew

>>139590506
Barker's spillway is at 104. It's got about 4 feet to go, and there's not much more water to flowing in. It's been pretty level for 24 hours now.

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>>139590468
yeah, might wanna rethink that, k sweetie, thanks
(pic related)

FOX was showing 5" in Port Arthur on Thursday

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>>139590612
>>139590616
>Hurricane systems feed off energy from the warm sea water in the Golf
>Seatemperature has and is still increasing by record levels

WE DINDU NUFFIN

Enjoy getting wrecked by stronger and more frequent storm system

>>139590622
you REALLY can't see the troll.
newfag

>>139590664
>Water is like kryptonite to niggers; it's why they only drink Kool-Aid and Gatorade. It's liquid aids

Ohhhhhh

>>139590759
High and dry m8

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Going to the paki shop lads, Want me to bring back anything?

>>139590200
Wtf is he doing threatening to shoot people
It's just two dudes punching each other.. LOL

What the hell is the matter with that crazy lunatics brain

>>139590796
GOOD

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Some brave souls in Houston need to print out a bunch of pic related and stick them on refugee shelters

>>139590114
So much edge... fgt

>>139590616
I'm a wildlife biologist. I know the inside scoop on all the sad bear photos. It's all bullshit. Staged photo ops with old bears dieing from natural causes. The whole thing is mostly propaganda.

>>139590738
News presenters watching it said she was probably mentally ill, and she had to be - the boat she was on was in the middle of a massive torrent. Or a case of niggeritis
When she jumped, the guys on boats flung their hands up and gave up.

>>139590490
I would've been fine with Sherman.

>>139590664
>>139590810
They're both mainly water anyways.

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>>139590200
>everyday, common, friendly punchup
>rifles at the ready lads

Now I understand why everyone's eventually shot in the US.

>>139590772
Er, sorry, 3 feet to go. But still, it's only climbed about a foot in the last 24 hours.

>>139590814
pack of crisps, m8. surprise me on the kind.

>>139590741
ITS
MEXICO.
god knows the only people drowning at this point are poor niggers that couldn't leave.
Darwin Awards for everyone

>>139590627
Mate start garbage bag and ziptying all your dry food, start bottling water, get a torch, maybe a lighter or waterproof matches, you're in real danger of being stuck on your roof for a few days

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Port Arthur looking much better on radar. Which town is next on the Harvey Hit List?

>>139590814
Pack of royals and a freddo, lad. Will a tenner do?

>>139590814
What are u getting?

>>139590669
Don't need any extra rapes. It would be U.N. peacekeeping forces all over again.

>>139590862
I think he's making a statement. Rain isn't ending.

>>139590814
heads

>>139590543
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

>>139590814
Towels and Booze, Mate.

>>139590893
Good too.

>>139590884
Is there any video?

>>139590927
So no CAT 5 for us? :(

>>139590814
Can you get me some (You)'s?

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>Swift Water Doggo Rescue

>no more Addicks posting

Guess it was a hoax then. Fucking Heather Valencia.

>>139590791
Keep in mind, it's not just what PA itself gets, either. All of the water that falls upward from PA will flow down to it as well.

>>139590814
I'll have a pack of Newcastles m8

Put me in the /pol/ relief song for liveaid 2017

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GjYbJeh4G5

>>139590927
Holy shit I just woke up for my shift of house watching, is this all the radar data? Is the Houston area finally free of the red death zone?

>>139590927
It goes over the gulf and strengthens then hits New Orleans

>>139590933
Why can I only get Freddo at Christmas back home? Do you guys get them all year?

>>139591024
hey fgt
>>139590701

>>139590814
gf

>>139590743
My power is somehow on still internet is clearly up, but the area around is still full of water my road has got a good amount of water its coming up to my front door, but it been receding a bit got sandbags all over from front door to back door and my garage entry door. I had some water come in from front and its in my garage a little. Some houses down my street have water in it. My neighborhood is mostly the elderly so I really fucking hope they get here quick.
My parents asked earlier and I just kinda laughed and said its gonna be alright kinda glad their sleeping not calling me. If anyone can airdrop a 6 pack that would be nice

>>139590927

Lake Charles

>>139591001
these are great

>>139590927
Orange is getting wrecked now. Town of a bit less than 20,000.

GUYS CLEAR THE CHANNEL I NEED TO TALK TO MY RESCUERS

GUYS CLEAR THE CHANNEL

>hello my family is drowning pls help

GUYS CLEAR THE CHANNEL I NEED TO TALK TO ANICA

>>139590992
Probably, I only caught the footage in the Carlos vid, someone else probably has the proper clip of it happening.

>>139590927
calls for help out of Port Arthur are way down this hour

>>139590796
But a giant ass heat engine has nothing to do with temperatures right. lol

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>>139590997
>Ringringringringring

>>139589332
That's how US agencies and officials run for like 100 years. A endless struggle of who is in charge and instead of cooperating fucking each other over any chance given.
>Sheriff vs local PD vs state troopers vs Feds vs any other fed agency vs national guard vs any kind of military vs anyone else....
they all can't wait to shit over each other and in a endless struggle for "attention and recognition" they will rather spend all their resources to fuck with any other agency instead of joining forces going as far as giving each other deliberately false informations or arrest each other for shit and giggles.

It has been a shitshow since ever.

Hurricane "HH/88" Harvey

Hurricane "If You Brown, You Gonna Drown" Harvey

Hurricane " Turning Nogs Into Floating Logs" Harvey

Hurricane "Turning Attics Into Camps" Harvey

Hurricane "If You Voted For Bernie, Imma Put You On A Gurney" Harvey

>>139591001
Look at that smile and tail wag at the end.

That's a happy doggo.

Nursing home not being evacuated.

>>139590814
abducted white girls, the rule of law and billions of pounds in squandered benefits for starters thanks

>Nursing Home will not be evacuated

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>>139590927

>Kirbyville

>>139590862
Probably got into an argument with the guy driving the boat and jumped out in a fit of rage. Kinda like that sheboon from Chicago who jumped out of a moving car and got run over by another car.

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>>139590796
yeah, i remember about 10 years ago when global warming was going to bring several mega-hurricanes each year
on earth day in 1970 they told us civilization would be gone by 2000
all the predictions you're currently hearing will change over the next few years, replaced by new fear-mongering, apocalyptic visions backed by "science"
>nah, just go on believing it and forgetting all the predictions from year-to-year, idiot, you'll never learn

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https://youtu.be/rJ7mHjVQtdo

Holy shit. 300 hp minimum for boats at PA. That is some fucking swift currents.

>>139591059
Pretty much, but its a running joke here in bongistan.
Would be, when I were a lad, that you could get em for 5 pence a piece, a right steal. Ever since, they're gone up in price to over 10 times that
Cigs are ~£9 a pack now too

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>>139591123

NURSING HOME RESCUE CANCELLED

ONE AUTISTIC KID AND TWO ADULTS IN NEED

>>139591180
>Kirby vacuum

>>139591189
>Kinda like that sheboon from Chicago who jumped out of a moving car and got run over by another car.
lost her fucking legs for that. Good times.

>>139591070
Sheeeit.. well, just be careful man. Charge your phone and have you thought of an escape route?

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be ready louisiana anons

>>139590997
Special delivery anon *kisses you gently*

>>139591024
There was an anon saying yesterday that they beefed Addicks up over the last year. ACoE reclassified it as an "extreme risk" a year and a half ago -- not because it was in bad shape, but because of the amount of people who would be affected if it fucked up.

People were panicking because they heard it was being monitored 24/7 so "something had to be wrong", but they have people watching it 24/7 every day of the year.

>>139591190
went from mean bitch to skinhead qt

>>139590903
It would've been settled with a duel at high noon if it weren't for the Dems outlawing dueling.

Do people lie about going into labor to get help faster?

>>139591070
Forgot to mention I got rid of a lot of the water in the backyard we that had been damed up I have that under control for now
Rain is really going away, but now I need to worry about the fucking seawall.
>>139591226
If I can even get out it would be through Port Neches and into Nederland, but I might not get that chance I live too close to the river if the shit breaks.

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>>139591206
>cancelled
tfw

>>139591112
BANANA PHONE

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Will republicans do better in texas now becuase all the probable dem voters drowning?

How's the situation in Galveston and Houston?

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We need to find out if the reporter saved this trembling, cold, scared lil' guy. I am thinking no because they are not responding to inquiries, from what some of the comments said. If they just left the poor lil' opossum there, that is souless.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/multimedia/TV-Crew-Finds-Wet_-Exhausted-Possum-Seeking-Shelter-From-Harvey_Miami-442086813.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4834092/Video-shows-possum-taking-refuge-Hurricane-Harvey.html

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>>139590997
here

>>139591281
stress can literally bring women into labor anon

>>139591244
>People were panicking because they heard it was being monitored 24/7
Do they not realize that most dams of any size are monitored 24/7, especially during bad weather?

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>>139591234
>tfw I live right in its path

>>139591281
People are lying about medical emergencies and having kids.

>>139591234
I'm in lafayette, and sIt's pissing rain right now, but i'm above the 500 year flood zone, and i've seen worse. We shouldn't have any problems. Prety comfy.

>>139590903
everyone
>9 people per day
>10x that die from overdoses every day
>nevermind that most of the deaths by gun literally happen in cities that have strict gun
control laws
facts don't matter though
>stay comfy trying to avoid knife attacks, though, brit

>>139590796
The number of tropical storms, hurricanes, and major hurricanes have all had a slight downward trend overs several decades. You can speculate on causal mechanism, but the data doesn't back up this idea at all.

Furthermore, you do realize that a large amount of the global data set for water temperatures needs to be adjusted now?

Previously, they used a consistent buoy set for decades, but it didn't show warming. So instead, they go measure intake water of boats. But due to engine intake and thermal effects due to water movement, all of these readings were 0.2C too high. That didn't stop the climate alarmists from replacing the standard buoy measurements with these and suddenly claim an increase in ocean water temperatures.

>>139590520
She still looks fine AF

>>139591320
fuck opossums

>>139591224
Same night the stormdrain-niggers happened. Aepic!

>>139591281
>>139591397
If you call an ambulance you get ahead of people waiting in the ER.

RANDOM LOLI ASKING DISPATCH WHEN THE RAIN IS GOING TO STOP

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>>139591179
>>139591156
>>139591206

Why the fuck not?

>tfw thinking about your grandma drowning in a flood in the middle of the night

How can people just abandon their family members in those places

>>139591001
Now, imagine a nigger in place of the dog.
Suddenly it's not such a feel-good clip, is it?

>>139591106
0.2C global water temperature increase phantomly appears because the buoy set that worked for decades didn't match projected model increases.

>>139591281
Women lying to get ahead of other people needing rescue? Surely you jest!

>>139591282
Are u next to the refinery?

>>139591344
This is an anonymous imageboard on the internet that anyone can post on, 99% of people aren't going to have any idea what they're talking about.

>>139591483

cancelled because another agency already rescued them

>>139591397

These shits should be hit with felonies or better yet thrown overboard and propellered

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>>139591320
fuck that thing looks sad

>>139591446
>It would flood Houston

>>139591483
On the radio it was claimed that was called off by the nursing home operator because waters are receding.
I think I have to call bullshit on that one.

>>139591204
How much is 0.81 of a pound? We pay $7TTD for them and that's the conversion. My aunt brought some for me and said we only get them once a year.

T. From former British West Indies

>>139591465
The last time I had to go the ER, I was vomiting and shitting profusely. They got me in faster than the moaning druggie that had already been there a while, and a few others who were stable and sitting upright.

Hooray Providence?

The storm claims another 2 in Jasper
http://kfdm.com/news/local/two-killed-after-tree-falls-onto-pickup-truck-in-jasper-county
Anyone in Louisiana should learn from my shitty example it could still flood there I'd imagine Lake Charles is going to get it bad.
>>139591531
No, but no matter where you go here a refinery is in a 2 mile radius.

>>139591533
I'm learning

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>>139591481
Time to triangulate her position and rape her good :^)

>>139591546
You know there are conversion tools that would have taken far less time than asking.

TWO DEAD KIDS

TWO DEAD KIDS

TWO DECEASED CHILDREN

TWO DECEASED CHILDREN

>>139591070
fake and gay

I live in Harris County.
There is no flooding.
It's not even raining.
I just got back from the gas station.
I bought a pack of smokes and a chocolate milk.
I even got some free hot dogs.

>>139591304
Texas is already red, but Houston might reconsider for their local elections.

Then again, the temptation for gibs is too strong.

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>>139591445
You obviously know nothing of these awesome little creatures. Screw you.

>>139591585

LADY IN FLOODED HOUSE WITH TWO DECEASED CHILDREN

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Do the pakis run the convince stores in america aswell?

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TWO DECEASED CHILDREN ON HEMLOCK

NOGS DROWNING EVERYWHERE

>Curfew has begun
>Looting Starting
>Shots Fired
>People Drowning
>Dam Rising

JOIN US IN THE OFFICIAL /pol/ stream!

In it's 25th consequtive hour!

/comfy/ guaranteed!

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

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>>139591483

It must be very scary for the old people. Especially the ones whose families never stop by anymore.

>>139591445
Do not insult the tree doggos.

>>139591611
>chocolate milk

>and smokes

>>139591533
True.

>>139591650
Nah mate, people don't even say pakis around here. We have based Koreans and some indians

>>139591650
Mostly indians here. Patels, all the way down.

>tfw no stream of the levee
The thing looked like it was about to break before the storm, how is it doing?

in north texas it mainly is. man do they hate niggers.

>>139591644
what city? PA?

>>139591585
At least she won't starve

>>139591521
God dammit /pol/ you've damaged me, i'm now imagining a man calling in as woman claiming to be pregnant then verbally attacking rescuers if they question """her""".

>>139591320
Yeah, that's pretty evil.

>>139591501
>implying they wouldn't just set it out of its misery by shooting it.

>>139591644

Guess the race

PORT ARTHUR LEVEE NOT BREACHED

PORT ARTHUR LEVEE IS GONNA BE OKAY SENPAI

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>>139591611
I'm in Harris county, too. I woke up at midnight and it hasn't rained at all this whole time. Imagine what it'd be like if Harvey didn't suck up all that dry air from west Texas over the weekend.

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RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING
>RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING
RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING
>RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING
RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING
>RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING
RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING
>RUSSIANS ON THE SCENE HELPING

IMPEACH DRUMPF

>>139591650
>
>>139591650
a lot of lebanese

>>139591727
That's a good way to end up in psych evaluation for a couple days if you don't play it perfectly.

Backfire ahoy

>>139591320

I want to believe it will be ok

>>139591583
Haha you're right. I need to go to bed.

>>139591727
DAMAGED

>>139591694

Most of ours are Indians too.

>>139591700
Just heard someone confirm the PA lev has not been breached on the /pol/ stream.

>>139590168
Someone please save that cat

>>139591650
don't you watch the simpsons?
>apu

GOD DAMN YOU HARVEY

DAMN YOU TO HELL

YOU THINK YOUR SOME TOUGH HOTSHOT FUCKING CYCLONE, DO YO REALLY THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH AMERICA, HARVEY? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NUKES WE HAVE HARVEY? THIS IS FUCKING WAR AND THE ENTIRE MIGHT OF THE U S OF A WILL COME DOWN ON YOUR ASS

>>139591585
What are you listening to?

>>139591596
Been posting here since the storm first was projected to hit Texas, but don't worry fake and gay just go back into any archive of this general i'm there without a trip of course just made this.
>>139591700
No clue we live in a black out zone basically no good media coverage. Some guy in cajun navy said livestram coms the PA officals are reporting its breached somewhere (possibly the hole)

>>139591282
rundown on this place called "nederland"

>WHERE DA HOES AT?

>>139590867
Science too is an industry. It's corrupted by money and political ideologues just like anywhere else.

where the hoes at tho

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>>139591798
we only save doggos

>>139591769
NU PRIVET

>>139591843

WHERE DA HOES AT?

>>139591769
That seems extremely dangerous. One person caves and they all could go down.

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>>139591190

Shame they don't do lobotomies anymore, chemical lobotomies aren't as effective.

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>>139591870
Save our doggos!

>>139591843
THE STREAM IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT LOL

>Curfew has begun
>Looting Starting
>Shots Fired
>People Drowning
>Dam Rising

JOIN US IN THE OFFICIAL /pol/ stream!

In it's 25th consequtive hour!

/comfy/ guaranteed!

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139591842
All you need to know is big ass football rivalry with Port Neches and its pretty much like the rest of the white cities here. Probably the best rivalry in Texas

>>139591769
>ywn have the mentality that throwing enough bodies at something solves everything.

>>139590845

He's doing what he's trained to do overseas in a war zone. It's an automatic survival response.

It's also why we shouldn't use the military for domestic policing.

>>139591776
It's $current_year you bigot, people can change genders spontaneously whenever they feel like it.

>>139591831
On KDFM they just confirmed with a local official that the levee is intact, not breached. Reports that it is breached are false.

I have to be up for work in less than three hours but I'm just gonna snort a fuckton of addy and ride this shit out. Who's with me?

I DUN DIALED 911 99 TIMES LAWD JESUS

>>139591769
Male privilege

Feminists go silent during natural disasters

When things are great they know to say men are shitcunts

>>139591446
I heard it wold fill all NFL and division 1 football stadiums a hundred times.

>>139591870
Rescuer said he fed him $12 worth of beef jerky to calm him down so he could rescue him.

>>139591842
>Nederland was founded in 1879 by Dutch[6] settlers as a repayment for financial services of Dutch bankers who financed the Kansas City Southern railroad line that runs through the center of the city
>As of the census[15] of 2010, there were 17,547 people, 7,122 households, and 4,944 families residing in the city. The population density was 3,063.2 people per square mile (1,182.2/km2). There were 7,226 housing units at an average density of 1,270.5 per square mile (490.3/km2). The racial makeup of the city was 87.8% White, 10.7% Hispanic or Latino, 4% African American, 0.33% Native American, 2.8% Asian, 0.0% Pacific Islander, 3.4% from other races, and 1.7% from two or more races.
>weed no, guns yes

>>139591945
Where the fuck does she live in Port Neches thats flooding
>>139591982
Thank God i've been panicking for the past hour about it.

>I can't swim

NIGGER DROWNING LIVE ON STREAM

>AH KAYN SWIM

> I CANT SWIM

>>139591650
i cant tell between them but i think they are poos here there are a few liqour and corner stores near where i live they run

How is the looting situation ?
Many dead ?
Katrina-tier looting ?

>>139591727
Women are opportunistic creatures, and they have no sense of honor. As long as you remember that, you'll be prepared with any interactions with them.

>>139591998
AND I CYANT SWIM

>>139590697
I knew they weren't from the US because they weren't clapping at the end

I

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Hmmmmm

>>139591756
Yeah, that would be absolutely insane. Kill count and damage dollars scale superlinearly.

>>139591650
Indians, mostly. Convenience stores/gas stops have Indians, pawn shops have Armenians.

I hope my friend made it out alive, I'm saying this because I know how he is and probably didn't escape before the hurricane. I could just imagine him saying it's just rain and laughing about it, not wanting to leave his family

Fucking jorge.. doesn't even have a facebook account. Am I supposed to reach him through his myspace page, drive across the country to look for him? Should've kept in contact more frequently, this is messed up

IN MY DOW

I ASKED LAWD JESUS TO COVER ME BECAUSE DA WATAS RISIN

>>139590083
as long as the doggo is safe

>>139591979
Go too far and punch an EMT and see how you are treated.

shieeet

HOOSIER ANON HERE

you have the support of Indiana, we have busses, trucks, and personnel heading south

God bless Texas, God bless America

>>139591650
Indians of the India variety, and they are all named Sam.

Well she at least kept her window open...have to give her at least a small bit of credit.

>>139591685
don't knock it till you try it.

>>139591756
It rained kinda hard a few days ago, but today barely at all.
Worst part about it is all the fucking stores are closed.
I've driven more in the past 3-4 days, in the middle of the "storm," looking for an open store, than I have in the past couple weeks.

>>139592081
And jews

>>139592033
FYI, the KFDM stream link is in the OP.

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>Dog had to be left behind too aggressive
>fuck

>>139592029
There is a Pokemon Safari Zone meme in here somewhere, but I'm too drunk/lazy to make it.

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>>139592110
>>139592105

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139592005
Feminism is a societal shit test which every Western nation is failing.

>>139591895
wow at that vid
>chemical lobotomies aren't as effective
yeah, they just end up being brainwashed and triggered liberals who self-hate and must blame others in order to try and alleviate self-induced guilt

>>139592165

>>139592128
>>139592110
>>139592105
>>139592063
What are y'all niggas watchin'

>>139592110
Lawd Jaysus, cover her with your waters tonight! Hallaloooya!

>>139592132
Good on you, Indiana!

>>139592132

Thanks, amigo. My mom's side of the family is from Pike County.

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ORANGE is the New PORT ARTHUR

ALAGAYTOR IN DA WATOOR

>>139592236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twn0jXzCx6g

>>139592236
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139592040

Literally diamonds right now

AM TRANN TO GE HOME TO MY CHURN

>>139592210
I'm watchin anon its good shit
no jewtube account but good shit yo

GET BACK TO MAH CHIRRUN

IVE BEEN FISHING FOR (((YOU)))s all night with hardly any bites
Someone give me a (((you))) for fucks sake

>>139592201
No they calmed him with beef jerky

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>>139590997
(you)

>>139592306
I gotchu breh

>>139592269
Fuck you faggot. That stream is just stealing shit off of

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

WHER DAT PUMPS AT?

>>139592201
Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs

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>>139591769
Yeah! impeach Drumpf

>>139592236

Timelapse of rising water.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__IBuu06URY

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

>>139592289
>>139592289
>>139592289
>>139592289

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD