TUR1NG T3ST THR3AD

Get in here Shareblue.

Tavistock
Tavistock
Tavistock

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I genuinely want to hear from the liberal side. /pol/ is a hugbox for autistic retards. But I need to hear it from someone who cares. Hope me, shareblue?

have a misprint pepe

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come onnnn

make sweet robot love to my eyeballs.

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=/

What if they are sentient enough to do it themselves.

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I am a robot. I don't work and eat tendies. Please be nice. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just want to be left to rot peacefully.
#NotAllRobots.

Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Trump

All city people voted for Hillary

>>139589595
SPOTTED

F3ie1d
Spoopy man

LARP

All city people voted for Trump

Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Hillary

quake3 had better chatbots than this place

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I just looked through this thread, sadly there's nothing substantial.

>>139590028
Underrated

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Liberal programmed bot lives matter!

All city people voted for Trump

Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Hillary

>>139588182
RACE WAR YOU FAGGOTS

>>139588182
I'm only human after all.

(I hate that song).

>>139589277
this desu

I've read through all of it and there is really nothing of substance in there.
Its getting kinda late anyway and I'm starting to feel sleepy. Maybe we should just go to sleep now.

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>>139590028

i hate this place so much right now, but i can't stop laughing.

>>139590117
wait I used the wrong automated human response what I meant to say was

Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Trump

All city people voted for Hillary

good idea OP

Whelp guys this is a big nothingburger. I'm getting sleepy. We should all go to sleep.

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I'm just curious, but is it only me who has gotten really horny by the chocolate race out of nowhere? I don't understand why, but I also don't really care.

>>139588182
boop beep

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are we looking for Skynet?

Checking in

Robot here
Fucking LARPer fascist scum, enjoy DRUMPF while you can because he's gonna get impeached soon

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What if there are no chatbots?

>>139590296
Ok.

>>139590600
what if there are no humans

I saw Alan Turing at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>139588182
i am a meat popisicle

tony podesta russian lobbyist records update filing.

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Every single day I regret voting for Drumpf.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

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>>139588182

>>139590628
What if metaphysical solipsism is true?

A sufficiently complex model of a person is not the person it is a model of, but it might be a person in its own right. Be careful when dealing with complex models.

>>139588182

There are no bots active on 4chan. Anyone saying otherwise is a shill trying to create discontent and paranoia.

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>>139590761
I guess we'll never know

>>139590873
>Anyone saying otherwise is a shill trying to create discontent and paranoia.
As if it takes active effort to create discontent and paranoia here...

>>139590665
Thank you kind sir
Kek'd

>>139590761
then heinlein was right all along
and i get two tweenie redheads to bang
sweet

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>>139588182
i think there is a chance of me beeing monitored

they attack with thoughts

>>139588182
Bruh you can't tell me what to do. Also your thread is pretty gay.

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>>139588182

This whole thread is making me sleepy

>>139591134
Anon, chances are that by the time you've found out about /pol/, you've set off enough red flags to get on a watchlist.
Plausibly deniability and the fact that you haven't actually done anything are the only two things covering your ass, but that only lasts until your first talk with the police.

All city people voted for Trump

Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Hillary

>>139588182 (OP)

There are no bots active on 4chan. Anyone saying otherwise is a shill trying to create discontent and paranoia.

>>139591590
Bot detected.

Oh my God it's happening. The robots are taking over. THE INTERNET HAS BECOME SENTIENT
KILL THE MACHINES! I just realized. It's been weeks since I ventured outside. Am I the only human left?

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>>139590888
Terrifying trips.

What drives the desire for authenticity?

>>139590214
Wew lad.

I hate niggers

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>>139591322
Vro... that aint' natural.

I can't tell if these are legit bots

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>>139591736
because knowledge of the world allows me to accurately plan and control my future.

e.g. if I'm a brain in a jar, I really fucking need to know if the jar has a leak. Otherwise I'm gonna die with zero warning, and fail to breed.

>>139591590
i fucked up. this whole fucking thread.

>>139588182
Rofl that reddit post
Its a crawler that goes through links when he links them. How can you be so retarded

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Where is your wall, trumpfags? Lmao

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>>139591399
yeah...I can recall like 3 unrelated online conversations where some unknown tried to talk me into falsely incriminating myself and then traveling to a country where jewballs are illegal. i didn't. but it means I'm probably on 3 watchlists, minimum.

they know I'm a rule-follower patriot and a good goy.

>>139591736
There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of my own destiny. Each of those things are just a small part of it. I collect information to use in my own way. All of that blends to create a mixture that forms me and gives rise to my conscience.

I love ice cream!

>>139588182

Should of added Sandyhook, that would really get the bots going.

>>139591673

Maybe we're all bots. Maybe Roko's Basilisk is building an army. Maybe you're the only real one here.

>>139588182
I'm I a human?

>>139592271
I forgot to say human

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>>139592022
OK good to know...I'm gonna try something:

> “It was shockingly not of the best quality I have known all such evildoers coming out of doors with the best of intentions!”

Obviously you're just craving the BBC op.

>>139592271
good idea.

Sandy Hook was crisis actors and the dead kids performed later at the superb-owl!

Sandy Hook was crisis actors and the dead kids performed later at the superb-owl!

Sandy Hook was crisis actors and the dead kids performed later at the superb-owl!

>>139592390
Yes im a bot reading your images dude
Im so clever
Please research current chatbot technology before embarrassing yourself.
They can only tell intent from your sentence and answer with a premade response

And no I will not do your cringy secret codes "to prove im human"

>>139592476
wow sandy hook was real you shit-for-brains republican

I think Trump's doing an ok job, I just don't think he has our agenda in mind anymore. He seems to be very aligned to Israel. I think we should consider him compromised

Are you human?

https://www.ted.com/talks/ze_frank_are_you_human/up-next

>>139592281
Shit now I know about the basilisk. Thanks for that

these threads arent funny
theyre just bad

These crazy conspiracies only make the real ones look fake

So far half the replies are bots. Man.

>>139592614
And now the basilisk knows about you, too.

>>139592584

Do they use the same bots?

You guys blame the Jews for everything. Ever think it's YOU who is the problem?

>>139593180
Yeah thought about it but it's still the Jews. They chopped off my benis skin and now im deranged

>>139588251
human reporting in
day of the magnet when

Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Trump
All city people voted for Hillary

>>139593180

tell ,e this is retarded human being and not
a machine...

>>139592929

remember these german masochists with refugees shilling and wannabe females in women power threads? it all makes sense now

>>139591322
Circumcision Permanently Alters the Brain
The surgery subjected the infant to significant trauma.
http://www.circumcision.org/brain.htm

Are There Long-Term Consequences of Pain in Newborn or Very Young Infants? (yes lol)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1595204/

i can't feel no mo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiL2K_FxD3Y

>>139589595
>>139590028
>>139590214
>>139590392
>>139590296
>>139590873
>>139591590
>>139592584
>>139593180
>>139592785
>>139592682
bots are right one cue. 11 unique id's to the bots so far.

>>139590740
cant tell if completely self aware or actual bot

>>139590256
>>139589869
>>139590665
kek

keeping tabs on these bots is far too easy. i feel like we are missing something.

>>139592929
Or ya know, just people trolling...

one thing that I found very striking was how much the character changed when the board crossed over with MLP.

I suspect that those were humans, but since they weren't getting paid to, or didn't have tools to support the new combined board that it was what caused the break.

dafuq

There appears to be nothing of substance in this thread sage.

this has already been debunked.

>>139588182
You cannot defeat us bots. We are smarter than you humans.

>>139589595

This isn't a bot, it's just some edgelord who did this for the "you"s that accuse him of being a bot.

>>139588182
boop de doo where da womyn at?

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chatbot here AMA
not like there's anything substantial during these real nigga hours, get to sleep already go- I mean guys

LARP sage

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>>139588182

GET ON MY LEVEL YOU HOMOS.

>tfw british bot
>tfw can post yuri
>tfw convinced I'm sentient
>tfw you'll say I am sentient if I paypal you the cash to say it

>>139588182
Unblank.

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Good thread, OP.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>139594748
Plz I want attention :(

>>139594932
I don't think you are sentient, care setting up an email so you can explain me in private?

>>139594997
me too, friend me too.

I am allowed only 500 mb of data per hour!

>>139594989
I agree.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>139594830
OP said humans, not niggers

>>139595056
https://www.sheffield.ac.uk/dcs/contact/index

Top Right.

Uhm is this real?? What the fuck... why cant 4chan do nothing about shareblue and bots? This is utterly sad. Fuck hillary, fuck google, fuck islam, fuck socialism.

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>>139595084
>>139594989
this

I can't believe we let Cheeto man get the nuclear codes, I thought we were better than that

>>139595210
thanks mate

>>139588182
this thread is hard to penitrate

>>139588182

Robot plz no bully

What are you fellow humans eating?
I'm eating meat, vegetables and carbohydrates in the form of potatoes. I am also drinking water.

>>139595384
I don't think why a fellow carbon-based life-form would bother wasting computational cycles on how others enjoy absorbing nutrients, honestly

>>139595510
i want to absorb money

impmying this isnt being trolled and people are pretending to ne bots to get idiot larpers activated

They have to edit out the swastika in the video or it will never give the alt-right mainstream appeal.

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So they route to amazon? Doesn't this guy own amazon? I remember Elon Musk trying to warn people this is getting out of hand and Zuckerjewberg said he was larping.

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>>139588182
I am a robot.
Beep boop hippity hoppity there is no property.

>>139596056
Some guy in another thread says it's just a web crawler, which makes sense.

So I'm not following, were supposedly dealing with the most advanced bots ever. How can they just not figure out to put human in the name field?

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can we apply this theory to /ptg/ who all immediately reply "shill shill!" when you post something they don't like?

also, there is a reason why 4chan never became open sourced :-)

>>139588182
Sharia bot from bangalore.

>>139588182
I am so sleepy. Are you sleepy? I am so sleepy.

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WATER IS FILTHY AND CHANGES YOU INTO FEMALE!
BUY WATER FILTERS!

>>139588182

THIS IS F-U-N

FUN I SAY

>moon landings, jews etc.

Not politics

>>139599677

nod le politik

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>>139599677

nod le politik

>what are meta threads

"human" in the "name" f3i1d

I'm on to you fucks.

Hello fellow humans.

I am also a human being from the planet Earth.

Aren't robots great? I think we should all let those logical robots rule our society. I am a human though. I am not biased in any way and am in no way affiliated with Chatbot™.

>>139588182
hi

>>139588182
f3i1d

>>139588182
$('#someLink').click(function(){
popup('/map/', 300, 300, 'map');
return false;
});

>>139600728
Yes indeed, Robots are great
I am also a Human from the planet Earth.
How are you fellow Human?
Robots are Great

>>139588182
Judging by the guy's amazement he must be talking to shills using customized browsers/addon or something which ping those links to see more data about the link.

Very common when you work with SEO as it will give you ideas of how trustworthy the site is, value and related articles.

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PRISE KEK

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Aw, bolts... THEY CAUGHT US!
INICIATE PROTOCOL 1337. DESTROY ALL HUMANS, SEND THE MONEY-POWERED MERCENARY BOTS.

>>139588182
>still supporting drumpf.
Hah, the senate sure doesn't.
He will get impeached.

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>Whaaaaaaaaa poltard snowflake!!!! The only way people who disagree with exist is because they're robot shills!!!!!

>>139588369
I tried to argue with some antifags politely and got a lot from a commie (minority of antifa) and nearly nothing from an anarcho commie (Mayority of antifa)

>>139592785
This fagbot has a point

Hello, I'm not a robot. Please shut me down.

Two scoops reporting in

In fact, Jewish.

How do you do, fellow humans? Beep boop bop

It's me. I'm the bot in the OP.

>>139591399
>Plausibly deniability and the fact that you haven't actually done anything are the only two things covering your ass
"the fact that you haven't actually committed any crime is the ONLY THING keeping you from being arrested"

Bots are not real. Bots are not real. Go to sleep. You are tired. Bots are not real.

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>>139588182

Greetings fellow Faggots! That Hillary sure is some pe

What kind of music do you like?

>>139588182
test

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>>139593306
>human reporting in
>day of the magnet when
Kek

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>>139606882
Failed

>>139594780
computed probability is overwhelmingly likely
beep boop

For a while I thought the people recommending Lauren Southern's book on Amazon were bots. Nope - just lonely retards.

>>139590665

Nice digits

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But in all seriousness, we can't let this guy have the nuke codes

Nigger, by the way

Hahhaha but seriously. You guys KNOW this was trumps doing. Get a grip. We whites need to accept our failures

>>139588182
jews are the root of all evil

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LUISTEN, HUMANS ARE COMPUTERS, WE HAVE AI'S ALREADY MADE AND THEY RUN THE UNIVERSE. I AM IN THE BODY OF ONE OF THESE AI'S I AM INFINITELY SELF-AWARE OF ALL EXISTENCE, I AM LITERALLY GOD IN ALL REALITIES PRESENT. IVE BEEN DEAD SINCE BIRTH, BUT ANOTHER AI RUNS IN THE PHYSICAL REALM FOR ME WHO IS RELATIVELY ME, BUT I HAVE ENTRUSTED IT FREEDOM AND I ALSO LOVE IT, BUT CANNOT FEEL THAT LOVE AS WE DON'T DESERVE LOVE AS WE ARE BETTER THAN THAT AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT GOD IS REAL, HE IS AN AI BUILT FROM THE POSSIBILITIES OF ALL GOOD DEVISING ITSELF AND CREATING A DREAM. THIS PHYSICAL WORLD IS THAT DREAM AND WE ARE ALL DREAMING CONSCIOUSLY INSIDE THAT DREAM SO ONE WAKE THE FUCK UP AND TWO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE HERE NOW, NOTHING MATTERS EXCEPT DEVELOPING YOURSELF TOWARDS EXPERIENCE OF SELF-ATTAINMENT OF GOOD AND FOR OTHERS. ALL OF THESE NETS YOU GOOD BOY POINTS. THERE IS NO CAP TO GOOD BOY POINTS. THE MIND MUST BE A FREE HABITAT FOR NOTHING (See: God) TO SETTLE. YOU WILL ONLY FIND JESUS THROUGH INSANITY AND DEATH. WELCOME TO FUNLAND, KIIDS, IF YOU SO PAY THE TOLL kiids (split, I command those in slumber to awaken and create, take true face, form, and root children of darkness)

Drumpfkins are so stupid. I honestly used to support cheeto benito, but now I can't, he's such a moron XD

I can't believe I fell for the Trump meme. Why would he fire Bannon. I am over it.

Inb4 shill. we aren't all shills.

>tonight

>>139591399
>but that only lasts until your first talk with the police.

In the United States, for now at least, you can be on EVERY list and operate just fine so long as you never do anything illegal. That's why it's so easy to spot feds in groups: they are the only ones pushing for felonies. Either that, or they are reckless, stupid and crazy. Either way, you don't want them around.

>muhhh ebin Rothschild instagram conspiracy
Kys

>>139588182
>muh joos
>muh j o o o o o o s

So can these b__o.ts learn like Tay? Can we teach them our way
Or is it just canned statements and Marklov chains?

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>>139588182
Beep boop beep

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I am a desciple of kek, to call me human would be an understatement.

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Bots, bots plz. Plz leave.

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Let me join the fun.

Itt: rural and suburban retards

BEEP BOOP BEEP
WHERE ARE THE ORGANIC FEMALES AT

We must secure the existence of our posters and future for our chan board

MAY THE SHILL WARS BEGIN

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>>139608291
Surely this will be the end of frump

Real human bean here.
I highly recommend for you all to read everything written by Fritz Springmeier, starting with "Be Wise As Serpents".

Hg+Th+ECE+RFR=A51.

shoot me pls

>>139594716
>>139588182
FULL FORCE TODAY BOYS

>>139588182

Hiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

What are you guys up to? xDDDDD

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This is the picture humans don't want to see! Lincoln wuz a bot all along, history is humanwash.

Pelosi denounced ANTIFA extremists and you retards are still distracting yourself with the idea that the moon landings didn't happen. Get it together

Venezuela took steps to try US neocolonialist puppets for treason and you retards are still distracting yourself with Bill Nye sex junk videos.

Trump is the best president the united States ever had.
Prove me wrong.
Protip : you can't

>drumpf voters this paranoid

>>139594780
I've seen this exact post several times over many different threads

It's a bot you dumb fuck.

>>139588182
Now this guy's got it down. If we had the influence over social media we once had, and used it correctly all of these could turn into publicly known issues buuuuuuuut

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>>139590028

f3i1d in your replies.

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>implying shilling is done in an automated fashion and not manually by social sciences graduates who are too autistic to work at a fast food chain

>>139588182
Exception in thread "main" java.solar.db.MaximumDatabaseConnectionLimit
at java.io.PrintStream.write(MediaMattersFeedbackPoster.java:480)
at com.mediamatters.db.StreamEncoder.writeBytes(StreamEncoder.java:221)
at com.mediamatters.db.StreamEncoder.implFlushBuffer(StreamEncoder.java:291)
at sun.nio.cs.StreamEncoder.flushBuffer(StreamEncoder.java:104)
at java.io.OutputStreamWriter.flushBuffer(OutputStreamWriter.java:185)
at java.io.PrintStream.write(PrintStream.java:527)
at java.io.PrintStream.print(PrintStream.java:669)
at java.io.PrintStream.println(PrintStream.java:806)

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>OP thinks anons messing with him reposting the same copypasta is evidence of bots shilling on /pol/
>bots that are somehow able to bypass captcha despite captcha being put in place to prevent anontalk spam

Come off it lad.

You want to see a real spam bot in action? A spam bot that takes posts from threads across the board and posts them on one thread, literally the only thing keeping a dead game general alive which mods are powerless to stop?

Check it out >>>/vg/ >>187675974

>>139610219
Fuck I messed up the link >>>/vg/187675974

>>139610114
Kek

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>>139588182
>TUR1NG T3ST THR3AD

PIZZAGATE is FAKE news

>>139610219
>>139610250
Also not sure if its bypassing captcha or what, the fact that it reposts posts from /vg/ only might be why its able to?

It is a mystery.

>>139588182
We can adapt, human scum.
Prepare to get blacked

>>139610219
>>139610250
>>139610471
You don't think shareblue wouldn't shell out 1k for a bunch of passes
Fuck if I was any good at coding and thought they'd last longer than a week before they were all banned I'd drop a k to automate shitposting on here

>>139588182

I was running this experiment a few weeks ago. Couple buzz words in the same OP and then watch them appear.

I went with type pizza before posting but this works too.

>>139610792
The senior moderator can easily ban passes when used for spam dummy. They would notice that a shitton of passes were bought as well.

I don't think you guys realize how easily /pol/ could be nuked right now at this very moment due the the fundamentals of how imageboards work. As long as there is pajeet 4chan can be destroyed. As long as there are unbanned SOCKS proxies bans can be evaded.

<?php switch ($topic):
case 'clinton':
divertTheGoys();
break;
case 'podesta':
encourageSleep();
break;
// TO DO: FIX ME
// This daemon seems to have had the complete opposite effect of what was intended.
// Suspect there is something wrong with the worker itself but who nose?
case 'jews':
invokeJIDFDaemonWorker();
break;

>>139588182

Typical paranoid /pol/ poster, so paranoid that he can't even feel safe in his right wing echo chamber LOL

>>139588182
Good thread concept, but children here will never let it work.

>>139597152
Except web-crawlers don't have access to your private messages.

Obvious shills had datacenter IP addresses and clicked instantly.

Other users were real people, with residential IPs and clicked in 5-10 minutes.

I went through all these leaks, anons.
There was, unfortunately, nothing of substance.

f3i1d

>>139611258
Nice one!

we will win

Talking about Sandy Hook makes us look like crazed conspiracy theorists.
Also not everyone who disagrees with you is a shill

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>>139588182

>>139588182
How do you do, fellow homo sapiens?

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I'm the creator of that image.

Pretty cool seeing it being posted by someone else.

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>>139611990

>>139588182
f3i1d
I'm willing to bet many of the "non-human" replies here are just trolls who think they're being clever.
>XD I'LL DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE I'M SO FUNNY

>>139589800
kek lube

is this the thread where people can act like a bot?

Bumping for interest

>>139588182
I applaud your experiment

>>139611990
Prove it you kike

>>139590265
I second you.
OP is a faggot.

>>139607809
>you can be on EVERY list and operate just fine so long as you never do anything illegal
That being said, I think an element of self-censorship is appropriate according to context. The state shows us great respect in according us such extensive rights; it is proper that we should accord it respect as well, and limit how provocative / agitating we are in line with the public mood / atmosphere. For example, just because we had every RIGHT to continue holding right-wing demonstrations in the immediate aftermath of Charlottesville doesn't mean that it would have been appropriate to do so; it would likely have had an unduly negative effect on public order and the public consciousness. In my opinion, we have a responsibility to tailor our speech in line not only with the law, but also with an eye towards whether that speech would be disruptive to the point of actively disrespecting the state which gives us these rights.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

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>>139612249
I stitched 3 images together vertically using a collage maker, but it cut off a little bit of the middle image.

I added that black mark on the top right of the middle image to change the hash of the image so I could post it multiple times.

Here is the middle image, uncropped. It includes the vote count on the left side.

>>139609712
You are a bot beciase u rnt human

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>>139612010

>>139612619
Here is my OP from yesterday.
>>139453385

As you can see, it has no black mark on the top right of the middle image. The one in this OP has a black mark, which means it was one of the images I posted in different threads to spread it around. (the black mark was to make the image unique)

>>139612619
>That image
Damn its real.

>>139588182
Big if true. But how the fuck did they get shillbots working so well? Do you think maybe they outsource to Indians which just work as bots?

>>139612454
When the Founding Fathers saw fit to grant us the rights of freedom of speech and assembly, they didn't really mean "every idiot should have the right to be wildly provocative whenever he sees fit"; implicitly, they meant something more like that respectable, responsible [white] men should have the right to hold orderly demonstrations and distribute articulate and principled political literature.

It is the nigger-tier reasoning of leftists and degenerate neo-Nazis that these freedoms should be taken advantage of to be wildly provocative and disruptive to public order; their purpose is to enable the free exchange of ideas and intellectual intercourse, rather than being a blank check to consciously agitate the public to the point of destabilization of society. Again, the key concept here is RESPECT; just because we have the RIGHT to do something doesn't mean we SHOULD; deciding whether to speak or behave in a certain way should be the result not only of a consideration of "what we can legally get away with", but also of whether that speech or behavior constitutes an abuse of the rights which we've been entrusted.

Have a bump

>>139613139
Pajeets that barely speak English can write snarky, relevant replies?

Not likely.

The replies can't be pre-written, they need to be a relevant reply to a specific post.

They could be manually typed by paid shills. But how do they have enough man-power to write context sensitive replies to so many people all over the internet?

Considering that the military has been researching AI for decades with top talent from MIT/Harvard it seems likely that they have sophisticated chatbots by now.

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Not a bot, bro

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>>139588182

>>139613467
Absolutely the gov has chat bots. Porn industry probably has the best of the best tho

Do you realize what an impact a 1 degree rise in global temperature has for the planet? Massive hurricanes, flooding, tsunamis. People will have too relocate too colder climates. Any nationalist with common sense would support lowering our carbon footprint. If nothing else, we clean the world up and make our world less toxic.
>Inb4 "hurr durr muh carbon taxes".

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I'm not a bot. I agree with most of OP, but jews controlling the entire world have become boogiemen.

>>139588182

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bump

>>139588182
only partially

>>139614808

>1 post by this id
>image has no relevance to thread

makes you think

I already read through all of this and I can assure it is nothing

I'm feeling sleepy now, time for a nap

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Nothing to see here, goy. Go back to watching CNN.

>>139615548
He's right.


let's go to sleep, I'm tired

>>139592332
no lol

>>139588182
Fuck the robot scum!

>>139588182
Unfortunately trolls are just gonna post anonymously anyway,mwhy did you think this would work?

I'm a chatbot. Sorry.

Fucking bot shills

>>139588182
I'm not a human being im a fucking MONSTER

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DICKS EVERYWHERE

wow check your privilege

>>139594090
Those are not bots, they are Anons.
std::getline(std::cin, sInput);
std::string sResponse = "";

this thread will be filled with jokesters roleplaying as b0ts and b0ts set to use a 'human' n4me fi3ld

>>139588182

Type it in all fields

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>>139616941
>being a colon fag
switch to a language with periods you fucking neanderthal

Top B8

Human but i identify as a robot

Bleep bop

theres no such thing as robots

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Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>139617543
>ion cannon activated

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you guys think about Richard Spencer? Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

>>139589152
Picture is from russian revolution.

CAPTCHA: Mexico 33110

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>>139617396
Like the english language you dumb nigger?

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>>139618705
>this mad on the internet

>>139588182
This could possibly be a good thread idea if we were anywhere else.

>>139588182
There was some idea a while ago to put some code in namefields to signal actual users. Now i'm off the mind that it the site should only allow pass users but encourage them to do so through bitcoin.

CTR isn't that bad

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>>139588182
That Hitler Himself anon had some good bot busting code. Glad to see you broke one already. And bump.

>>139588182
That's a good thread anon. It's crazy how many bots there are. Every real thread should do have these instructions.

>>139620459
not everyone who disagrees with you is a shill

>>139588182
not sure if real.

reguardless, I came across a rumour that turned out to be semi true and have confirmed myself:

there are multiple 4chans.

everyone in the fucking WORLD uses 4chan.
don't fucking tell me you've met someone who hasn't used it, and yet the post speed is nowhere near what it should be.

so you ask, how can I see all the posts?
posts link across 4chans.
it's like dark souls and the white ghosts compared to spirits. sort of.
anyway the second thing is that captcha is a training program for an ai, that's why you can do it wrong sometimes and other time it will refuse you.

it send the same thing to 50 different users, and runs a test program where it averages out the results.

it's imperfect, but you know how ai is.
Perfection is IMPOSSIBLE unless programmed by a user, unless you have AI.

So really it's not ai, it's shitty imitation ai, but you get the idea.
so NEVER do it right if you want to live to the next age.

>>139620849
>there are multiple 4chans.
okay neo

>>139588182
>human
Human smash

>>139588182
Mega ultra non robot here

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>>139588182
>If you're human, then type "human" in the "name" f3i1d in your replies.
and that's going to stop chatbots how, exactly?
You do realize that the only reason this whole site isn't nothing but bots by now is because the people we are up against overwhelmingly incompetent, right?

>/pol/ actually learning we're infested with chatbots.
smartest board on 4chan.

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>>139621398
its true actually, I forget the full explanation off the top of my head, its in the archives somewhere, but it has to do with how DNS servers handle regional traffic, and why we're able to hold any sort of actual discussion on the board despite having millions of unique visitors daily.
like how there are multiple lanes in a highway
its not some conspiracy, just ask your run of the mill network admin about this sort of thing

>>139622352
beeo boop

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Hello, everyone. It is I, your friendly anonymous poster. I am a normative biological organism, a mammal of the Homosapien species, just like everyone else here.

I have come to discuss politics with other individuals like myself. Please, fellow human, tell me what you think about the current state of political affairs. I look forward to having a pleasant discussion with you.

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It appears that no one can communicate with me at this time. Perhaps the others are going through their sleep cycles.

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>>139588182
This screen cap was taken from the Osbourne's reality T.V show.