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>be me fat NEET
>i usually go on /r9k/ to complain about women
>it's 2014 im just jacking off to anime tiddies just waiting for my mom to make my TENDIES
>when i get the urge too browse other boards it was /b/ at first then /pol/
>at first i just thought they were just khhv but then i remember so am i
>i just lurk for awhile then i make a thread about all women being sluts
>i got some replies but the thread died
>then all of a sudden someone busted through my door
>he said SON IT'S YOUR TIME TO SERVE KEKISTAN
>i got drafted
>fast forward a day
>it was a long day of photoshop guides and saving porn in my folder but i was done
>they ship me out to the front lines thats when i heard who we were fighting
>droping out of highschool too get NEETbux never prepared me for this
>it was tumbler wasn't sure which unit but i knew this wasn't going to be easy
>i met my squad mates xXtraplover69Xx and xXcheckthesedubs420Xx
> they seemed pretty austic but the entire army was
>we were told to patrol the east side
>xXtraplover69Xx says the word going around camp was it's the fat acceptance
>i think to myself i hope they dont sweep this area but then i think it would be more of a roll through the area
>i kek silently
>then thats when i smell it
>it smelt of the time that downs kid got sprayed by a skunk and shat himself
cont?
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Fuck off, r/The_Donald.
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>>139586414
>Kekistan
Cringe m8, delete this thread
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you're retarded
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>>139586414
>we take cover
>we get are memes ready pray to pepe and watch
>then xXcheckthesedubs420Xx shouts MOBILITY SCOOTER
>you could smell its pussy from a mile away
>we get are memes pointed at the goblin king
>but then a tide of white knights charge
>all i hear is FAT IS BEAUTIFUL
>we hold them off for some time till they retreat to regroup
>i say to my squad WINRAR
>but then xXcheckthesedubs420Xx hits me over the head i go unconscious
>i wake up tied up infront of the goblin king but looking more closely it was a goblin queen
>xXtraplover69Xx and xXcheckthesedubs420Xx are behind me
>i ask why did they do this and then they took off the faces and i was schocked to the core
>IT WAS A FUCKING LEAF AND A FUCKING AUSSIE
>i ask why they are doing this and they said
>FUCK YOU BURGER WE WANT SHEKELS
>i got sold for some shekels
>when they were trading me for the shekels the goblin queen said
>white knights grab them
> the we force to the ground by the white knights the she got on the ground and
>SHE FUCKING ATE THEM THEY WERE SCREAMING AND BEGGING FOR MERCY BUT SHE WONT STOP
>i take the chance i run away back to camp they ask what happen i tell them
>i was sent home for ptsd
>we won the war days later
>but sometimes when i close my eyes i can still smell her pussy
THE END
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I'm so fucking tired of this shitty dying board.
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>>139586576
I love you
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>>139586644
We know it's you on your phone, fucktard.
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>>139586849
Nope faggot
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