What did he mean by this?

The mineral oil nightly club is a psychic brotherhood of futanari worshippers that drink a full bottle of mineral oil every night to share secrets and tips about how to survive an agressive psychic environment for gay men and futanari.

We seek to add members to our ranks, and you are being drafted. alleviate your sexual constipation by taking your happy ass to walmart and purchasing 12 bottles of equate mineral oil, found in the pharmacy near the laxatives.

An entire bottle is too much, that is why we drink a full bottle every night because enough is fucking enough. Only the elite will make it, the rest of you will be forced to suffer sexual constipation for the rest of your lives.

I drink a 2 liter of mountain dew every day- I started doing the same with mineral oil.

Lube up your intestines and wrestle dick to the death with us, or suffer in psychic lonely, with no army to support your perverted habits. Easy pickings for the wolves.

You'll be initiated after 3 days of drinking. You'll be expelled if you miss more than 2 days. This is a long term habit like biting your nails, and only the elite survive with us in toppest echelons of psy-space.

>I suck dick

>>139569776
It means that trump can fuck his wife

>>139569776
Trudeau will hang at the hands of his own people.

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He was trying to say that the U.S. needs to have open borders with Canada. We all know that once Canada's immigration stance leads to its demise Cuckdeau will want to ship them here. Very tolerant.

>>139569776
That's an act of war.
He has no business meddling in our affairs.

>>139569776
I am sad that its a fake tweet. That would take balls to say. It would have made me start a movement to join canada with california.

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>>139569776
He getting tired of all the scared of deportation illegals going up there from the US.

Why are canadians so gay?

>President elect
kek

>>139569776

Hang on a sec, he's so mad he's willing to go open borders? That would make him a good guy.

>>139570191
balls =/= stupid

#You'reAWeakFaggotAndStartingA"Movement"IsAboutAsClicheAsAManbunOnAStarbucksCustomer

Fake and gay

>>139569776
He meant I should be king of Canada.