Is Joel Osteen an ethnic jew?

He is a christian, so yes. Having jewish blood causes people to convert to christianity.

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>>139566003
He takes great pride and joy in ironing his briefs every Sunday evening to get ready for the next work week, I can tell by lookin' at 'im.

>>139566003
I'm afraid Osteen is a Swedish name.

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>>139566003
he's brother Nathaniel's younger brother who sold out.

Takes a lot of plastic surgery to look that much like a mannequin

>>139566003
He's in it for the $$$!! So keep sending him your money...er donations! You stupid muthafucka!!!!

Caitlyn Jenner looks more human like than this guy

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>>139566003
can't quite put my finger on what's wrong with his face

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>>139566003
Drove past his church today to evac my dad, there was a line of trucks an hour long dropping off supplies. Anyone saying they aren't helping is a fedora tipper. And that is coming from a guy w.ho thinks that entire church is heterodox because of its scale.

I wonder how long it would take Jesus to light him on fire on TV.

>>139567183
Not long.
The wig/hair is obviously full of highly flammable chemicals

A pastor of a "megachurch" scamming millions of burgerland goyim out of their money just sounds so perfect

>>139567100
TOPCAKE

>>139566003
"Joel Osteen on CNN: I Could Vote for a Muslim or Jewish President"
>http://www.christianpost.com/news/joel-osteen-on-cnn-i-could-vote-for-a-muslim-or-jewish-president-57271/

>>139566003
He looks inbred, so quite possibly.

>>139566306
He actually does look like a Texan with Scandinavian ancestry, lad.

I know he's rich and his church is huge and ostentatious, however after listening to the guy for an hour 1 Sunday morning too lazy to find the remote I unironically like him and his church is def helping to the MAX, these anti-Christians are going all out to demonize him... WHERE IS HOUSTONS BIGGEST MOSQUE AND SYNOGOUGE DURING THIS????

>>139567094
He looks like Tim Allen

>>139566003
He's ugly, but probably not ethnic jew. I met him in person at jury duty and can confirm he's a skinny little manlet with horrible acne scarring that he tries to cover with makeup.

>>139568722
Houston is 25.3% Black and 37% Hispanic/Latino. His charity is costing the taxpayers billions in future welfare spending.

>>139569069
Kek at the demographics, his charity is actually saving the state/county/country a bunch of money that they now don't have to spend, in turn freeing up a bunch of GIB money for these mongrels... If anything thy should be touting their praise for him from highest mountain tops

its because he is a jew.... jesus fuck you kids are pathetic these days..... you have to go back

http://xdisciple.blogspot.com/2012/07/joel-osteen-is-fraud.html

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>>139566003
(((Coincidence)))

(((STEEN))) (((definitelynotstienorsteinberg)))

>>139566003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

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>>139566003
My Jewdar buzzes off the charts everytime I see so much as thumbnail of this guy.