/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: TIME TO GET THAT

Wew lad it's still raining.

>>139562854
Why do we need this general. It's just a fucking hurricane holy shit.


Saged

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NEW HURRICANE APROACHES: HURRICANE NIGGER

CATEGORY 14

WINDS OF MACH 20

SET TO HIT HOUSTON IN 15 MINUTES

WILL LOOP BACK AROUND 88 TIMES AND PUMMEL ALL OF TEXAS FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS

6 KILOMETERS OF RAIN CONFIRMED

LIGHT CASUALTIES EXPECTED

PLEASE STAY INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

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holy shit guys blm is blocking the responder

>>139563332
fake and homosexual

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history

Now we just need that photoshopped pic of the planes underwater

whats the point of these threads, literally nothing is gonna happen anymore

>>139562854
HAPPENING OVER.

Jeff plz go.

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holy shit guys

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more history

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>>139562854
>unwatermarked

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Crap.


https://www.theantiquarium.com/architecture

3021 Kirby Drive, Houston, Texas 77098

>>139563220
big if true

>>139563484

is this real

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>>139563391

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>>139562854
Reminder of the AIDSpocalypse... Avoid the swarms of AIDS carrying mosquitoes, run from the gatorAIDS, and keep your dicks above the waterline...

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>>139563484
Stop it, I can't take it anymore!

>>139563492
someone tell the homey on the left his pants are falling down

>>139563176
hang out. learn about texas. i'll sell you a weather modification license

>>139563332

tig if brue

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DAILY REMINDER
KEK IS COMING!!

>>139562854
POLICE SCANNER REPORTING FLESH EATING BACTERIA
>POLICE SCANNER REPORTING FLESH EATING BACTERIA

September 1st new policy on insurance, best to do the claim beforehand

So can something still happen or are these threads pointless?

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>tfw you see the niggers loot van

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A MULTISTREAM UP LIKE LAST NIGHT'S? WHAT WAS THE ADDRESS TO THAT YOUTUBE CHANNEL?

>>139563391
At least it'll kill the aids gators

>>139562854
i say it again : a little bit rain and amerikeks crying

>>139563699
Probably just going to be looting threads from now on.
Was a comfy ride while it lasted.

>>139563381
>>139563381
Well the refineries from the Canadian pipeline we're building better not go to some 80% shitskin city

If it does I'm going full commuislam

>>139563763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU

>>139563794
This. Truly pathetic.

>>139563484
big if true

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Come back Carlos

>>139563484
>only delta planes at a united hub

fake and gay

missed the photo, but I live directly north of the addicks res., slightly above carlos's last location on the NE wall. Just saw a big convoy of police vehicles and trucks heading toward reservoir. Military helicopters flying over toward that direction too. It might be happening.

USGS has corrected the Addicks graphs.

IT'S RISING https://waterdata.usgs.gov/tx/nwis/uv/?site_no=08073000

Something happened to Rockport.

>>139563794
>Fifteen trillion (15,000,000,000,000) gallons of rain
>A little bit

Made me reply

>>139563922
108.95

They are all going to die, rescuers, looters, everyone...

>>139563763
up

>>139563699
Pointless. There is no new info. Water has stopped rising everywhere but the reservoirs.

Only possible happening is a sudden dam failure, but engineers have said there is almost zero chance of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo

>>139563937
Uh yeah it's fucking destroyed

We had a Rockport Anon earlier

>>139563488
Wow. Checked as well

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>>139563922
OH SHI----

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>>139563876
I'm back

>>139563763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

Anyone have the livestream to the camera on the west side of Addicks?

>>139563922
Oh shit. Its getting bad. This is gonna be a lot of fun soon.

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>>139563922
>>139564013

DAM AUTISM

You guys already got BTFO when it hit 108 and nothing happened.

>>139563975
It can't be 15 trillion gallons, you pulled that number straight out your ass

>>139563488

Nothing changes

It's going to be a lot worst with looters when the waters recede.

anons it looks like it's looping back around now

>>139563699
>>>139563808
Isn't it tracking back to water and then hitting texas again?

>>139563794
I'll take my problem over your problem any day.

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>>139562854
that nigga with the new balance

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>it isn't going to happen

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When do real gator hours begin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzGqXLBQw4

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>>139563391

>>139563975
But hey, you made me reply, technically twice, spend the (you's) wisely

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>tfw less (You)s every thread

Galveston anon here. Planning on heading back from Dallas tomorrow. What time should I leave to not get caught in the bullshit?

>>139563699
>possibility of crosby chem plant explosion, people evac for 1.5 mi around
>port arthur oil refinery getting shut down, always possibility of habbenings with that
>possibility of dams failing
>looting, general lawlessness and mayhem in multi-cultural community that voted 54% for clinton

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>>139564013
Gators will be fine...and the fire ants.

>>139564240
two gator farms have let total +500 gators loose

>>139563488
90% mortality rate when

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WE WUS ON THE BACK OB THE BUS

>>139564025
>https://waterdata.usgs.gov/tx/nwis/uv/?site_no=08073000

They have been way underestimating things from Friday.

>>139564166
When you try this hard to seem remotely tough and still fail this hard... suicide yourself.

>>139563332
true if big

CONFIRMED FOR NOT AS BAD AS KATRINA

HAPPENING ABSOLUTELY AVERTED

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How strange.

>>139564240
this is CP for alligators

>>139563488

Ahhh, the good old days.

>>139564181
Just under 15t....Katrina was just under 7t

>>139564313

After next hurricane hits in a week plague will develop. Trump issues quarantine. 90% loses in 8 months.

>>139564381
How come

>>139563975
Also, just to put into perspective how much of a dumbass you are, the ocean is a little above 200 billion gallons of water

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>>139564280
I NEED TO KNOW THAT CARLOS IS OK NAAOOW

>>139563555
Huston closed due to aids... and stingrays.

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Any more niggers nigging webm/pics?

>>139564465
TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION 2

>>139564460
Holy shit you really are retarded

HAVE THOSE AKEEMA CHEMICAL/TEXTILE PLANTS OVER IN CROSBY/HOUSTON BLOWN UP YET???

>>139564528
Last post he made was saying things were 'complica'

>>>139562495

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>>139564280
for (you)

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>>139563332

Even gayer than the thread before this and faker because it's OFF BY ONE, NOW MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELF. THE AVATAR OF HAPPENINGS REQUIRES IT.

>>139564312
Why the fuck do they let them loose?

>>139562854
biggest college in louisiana is cancelled tomorrow.


shit ya. and my PTR will arrive in the mail.

>>139564540
The stingrays have AIDS, also. (Maybe)

>>139563777
Crosby is also full of niggers so it's a win/win

>>139564087
Carlos? What's up?

>>139564227
wee in germoney have 2 million rapefugees ( in 2 years )
in amerikek = only water , water is going . rapefugees never going

>>139564591
SUPER AWAN BROS HAPPENING

>A former IT aide suspected of stealing equipment and data from Congress still has an active, secret email account on the House computer system, even though he has been banned from the congressional network because of a criminal investigation into the alleged cybersecurity violations, The Daily Caller News Foundation Investigative Group has learned.
Imran Awan’s still-active email address is linked to the name of a House staffer who specializes in intelligence and homeland security matters for Indiana Democratic Rep. André Carson. Court documents and emails obtained by TheDCNF show Awan used the address [email protected] in addition to his standard [email protected] account.

>>139563220
I know this is just a meme but this is a real thing in solar system on our gas giants

>>139564296
JP Morgan building's foundations were giving way prompting evacuation from there too earlier.
Its a 1000ft skyscraper and is threatening to topple.

>>139562854
Opera goto is a racist

>>139564220
last i hear it's headed east to Louisiana and Arkansas

>>139563876
He's no longer with us. He accidentally shot himself while chasing imaginary looters from his house. He died as he lived, a sad embarrassment.

>>139563777(checked)
Aids gators status : Smote.

>>139564573
Prove me wrong.

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COUNTDOWN TO 109 FEET AT RESERVOIR OF DOOM

>>139564727
>100ft deep 20ft wide pilons into the bedrock

Yeah don't think so my dude

>>139563555

It's hydralic fluid, not blood.

Not that the water isn't filthy as fuck with all the chemicals being washed out of flooded buildings, and a few days worth of rotting corpses should be plentiful breeding grounds for all kinds of bacterial contamination.

Drink that stuff and you'd be lucky to get away with just a week of the shits.

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>>139564709
>tfw Harvey becomes a permanent stationary storm
>tfw it keeps growing and growing, gaining power

>>139564708
sauce?

>>139564528
he's fine
He's in the thread

>>139564811
I'm in Pensacola, Fl and it's raining.

>>139564625
i saw the article yesterday morning but couldn't ever find it again.
it was just one rescue in the article i saw, and they were dreading the water eventually going over their tall gator fence.
they were able to move ~4 big ones before flood as well as small critters and such

>>139564181
Nigger they reported that on the news

>>139564817
Cautiousness Kill the Cat

>>139564625
I DONT KNOW. 23 HORSES DIED BECAUSE THEY WERENT LET LOOSE

>>139564288
you should extend your stay by another 3 days at least. the rainfall is over but the water is still draining.

>>139564625

They didn't

They live in pools. They place floods and they swim out.

>>139564915
first meme ever

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>>139564573

>>139563763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twn0jXzCx6g

Rain is gone from Houston... is the happening averted?

>>139564573
How much rainwater do you think just one inch equates to? Times that by 50.

>>139564727
Sauce?

>>139565010
Katrinafags BTFO

>>139564915
top kek

>>139564915
Racism is real brah

>>139565027
the nog armys rise

>>139564709

Storm activity on all solar system planets is picking up as the sun reduces its energy and we enter a new grand solar minimum.

>>139563492
Pants up don't loot.

>>139564915
Encouraging kids to break the law and get shot
You do know everyone who is caught is going to jail for a long time, their going to give anyone who breaks the law during this disaster the maximum sentance...But you don't give a shit

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>>139562854
WIDESPREAD CRIME SPREE HAPPENING
WIDESPREAD CRIME SPREE HAPPENING
WIDESPREAD CRIME SPREE HAPPENING
>Scanners
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Galveston County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web
WIDESPREAD CRIME SPREE HAPPENING
WIDESPREAD CRIME SPREE HAPPENING
WIDESPREAD CRIME SPREE HAPPENING

>>139564513
http://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/67-How-much-water-does-Earth-have-

326 million trillion

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Carlos pls report status b4 I fall asleep

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Everyone north of Cypress and South of 1488/spring creek is fine. Dry as fuck now. This is now prime territory in the coming years due to almost no flooding.

>>139564908
Best advice here is to stay off the roads they can get dangerous. Stay safe at home.

>>139563428
Think I'll be able to get to the med center for my new job tomorrow?

>>139565111
katrina was still worse.

the only thing that will make this easier for houston is that katrina had such a poor and slow response from federal/state/local that they want to be sure it doesnt happen again.

things like the cajun navy werent in existence. IT was essentially poor people left to swim, and obviously niggers can swim.

>Dont abuse this privilege.

This can't possibly end well.

>>139563220
no and no

>>139564691

I'm from Houston and I would seriously still rather live here. Rapefugees or no. America is completely heartless and fucked up. None of this surprises me. It's why I left.

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>>139564709
>That's not funny! My great-great-great-grandson will die like that!

>>139565209
He already has he's fine

Reminder even though the rain is over, it's gonna get hot now. High temp=pissed off niggers.

>>139565027

Nah, as the water is still coming into the dam from upstream. It'll be days before that stops.

When the water clears, then the Nogstorm happens.

>>139564613
good kek

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>>139565206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

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stop recycling memes!

Here's a new reaction grill

ITS OPEN SEASON ON ALL "FAMILY DOLLARS"

TIME 2 LOOT!!

Guy who owns gator country was just on http://kfdm.com/

Says gators have mostly stayed in place. He's on now

i want to hurt a lot of you

>>139565331
stay mad fagit

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>>139565364

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I-IS ARLEN FLOODED

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>>139565364
>Credit scores
you love this meme don't you

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>>139565430
Holy shit look at this faggot

can someone post the dam spillway picture

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>>139565460

>>139565331
glad you're gone

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>>139562854
Why not simply instate curfew for people with really dark skin?

It's evident that only blacks are looting, so why beat around the bush?

>>139564871
I know it's a genny and what the fluid is. Don't fuck with my fun, reddit pleb.

>>139565396
When even the Gators dont want to go there, you know you are fucked

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>>139565231

I work at the med center. We had to go home early today. You should probably call Larry before you try to come in tomorrow.

>>139565460

We just have to accept their culture requires the highways to be flooded.

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https://twitter.com/jmasse12news/status/902165648159199232

If I had a boat and was near Texas I'd be out there just saving the puppers.

>>139565514
Because DAS RAYCISS, Pedro.

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>>139565295

>>139565497
I do.
Also this is my merchant

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>>139565396
>mostly
Oh ok.

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Went to Cabella's like I said a few hours ago, I thought you guys would like these pictures

Also found a VERY good deal on ammo and now I think I have enough, will be posting that too within the next few threads

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the harris county radio is busy tonight

>>139565514
How will you enforce it? The lights are out and you can't see them in the dark.

>>139564971
My fucking ticket to Florida/Michigan is in Galveston. I gotta go get it bruh.

Thinking about buying a fuel canister. Gonna get my pistol from my house I left it like a dummy.

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>>139565333

>great-great-great-grandson

Bobby V

>>139565333
>the fuck have you done?

>>139565295
New Orleans is below the water line. that's why katrina was worse

In houston all the water just runs off, in New Orleans it had to be manually pumped out

Calling it: Neither Barker nor Addicks will fail.

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>>139565607
>Jacque
Ffs burgers, that's a french male name.

>>139565010
little bit
rain

>>139565640
>have enough
nigga, you can never have too much ammo

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>>139563777
Here

>>139565746
Roll

Though yeah, we have till September 5th so we'll see how it goes.

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>>139565295
>and obviously niggers can swim.

>>139565626
I know
I've been triggering people for days with it on twitter
Knowing its was made by an Israeli. Its been an endless pleasure.

>>139564513
You're an idiot.

>>139565638
I wasn't really listening had scanner on. Said he was keeping track of weather etc. then he said the big issue right now is the wild gators and snakes. His name was Gary something. Any golden triangle anon that was watching that can give better info?

>>139565170
Underrated.

>>139564857
link?

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>>139565673
>How will you enforce it? The lights are out and you can't see them in the dark.
Shout 'what is the square root of 9', if no one responds they are black

>>139565852
big if true

>>139562854
black people never change, is it only black looting or what? it seem like in all the pictures i've see is mostly or only blacks

>>139564513
>the ocean is a little above 200 billion gallons of water

1 cubic foot of water is roughly 7.5 U.S. gallons
1 cubic mile is 5280^3 cubic feet
1 cubic mile is roughly a trillion U.S. gallons of water

> Tina has now mentioned that you will be arrested instantly if they see you on the street because of curfew

>>139563488

Was this "hip hop culture" as well?

All black clothing, some of them are holding their waistband

>>139566069
Wow, 81,so hard, much math

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GET ON THE RADIO, FUCKERS

CONFIRMED ALLIGATOR GAR ATTACK!!!
CONFIRMED ALLIGATOR GAR ATTACK!!!
CONFIRMED ALLIGATOR GAR ATTACK!!!
CONFIRMED ALLIGATOR GAR ATTACK!!!

THEY'RE RUNNING WILD!!!

>>139563424
niggas gotta nig.jpg

>>139565513
>>139565435

You're all big men until another hurricane hits you, then you return to crying like little bitches like we saw for the past five days. Most of y'all never even been to Houston.

This hurricane season is early, too. We got more in the Atlantic. More in the Gulf. Your cities gonna get hit too. If not this year then next year or the year after. There's so much heat in the oceans that it can sustain some crazy ass behavior in these storms.

Meanwhile I live in a country that can organize an evacuation and provides for its citizens in times of crisis while you can only say "shoulda had a gun" to every situation. America is a fucking third world shithole.

any beaumont anons? is it flooding there?

>>139565746
kys leaf

>>139566150
delete comment fast

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>>139566185
Do gators ever eat doggos?

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>>139563732
>>tfw you see the niggers loot van
niggers looting..

ameriburgers getting burgers during floods

This whole thunderstorm is over exaggerated. Water is good for the land and streets. Why do you think suburbs always have sprinklers soaking the grass and pavement? Because it is good for cleaning. The media just wants a big story for views.

>>139566150
LOL. Guys I found a nigger!

>>139563424
The first time we get a headline like that in the 21st century, I will cream myself.

>>139566275
Yes

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>>139565823
Have enough for now*

Got to see some interesting fish and sea turtles while I was there

>>139565524

It's more fun when you actually tell people how many gut-destroying diseases are actually going to rear their heads. Like antibiotic-resistant staph getting into everyone's even tiny cuts and shit. Honest to goodness flesh eating bacteria. Mosquitos are going to have a field day this year. We could get a decent pool of Zika virus going on. Poisonings are going to be very common, and in about a week, we should be getting enough drainage that the dozens if not hundreds of drowned Houston-area residents will be bloating up nicely across blocks and blocks of the city. Biohazard zone doesn't even do Houston justice once the water recedes a bit and stops washing shit into the Gulf.

>>139566112
We were saying for him to prove us wrong....you fucking ruined it with science and math. You broke my heart, Fredo. You broke my heart...

>>139566299
burst tires

>>139566185

Shoulda had a gun

>>139566275
More rescued doggo white pills please

>>139566275

Dogs are meat, so yes.

>>139566373
meant for >>139563732

>>139566150
Top kek

lol is that cabellas in PA?

>>139566220
No one cares, traitor. Go back to krautchan and pretend to be german.

>>139566220
Have fun fighting rag heads with your small hands, you ignant cuck faggalo

>>139562854
>Curfew 10pm till 5am


Niggers gonna kill more people and do more damage than the storm.

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>>139566409

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>>139566220
>Meanwhile I live in a country that can organize an evacuation
True dat.

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>>139562854
Hey, that's Ferguson!

>>139562854
It's raining in some parts of Houston.

Weather anon was right

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>>139566409
doggo

>>139566220
>Meanwhile I live in a country that can organize an evacuation
Not with your cultural enrichment, you can't. Humans won't want to leave their homes, because they know their homes will be destroyed by doctors and engineers when they do.

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Just wanna say Im enjoying being comfy with all of you and watching the nigs nog

>>139566096
Black people change if they're raised in a white household. This is why we need more white women breeding with them.

>>139565752
Maybe her name is Jacqueline and she goes by Jacque for short.

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>no foreign countries have offered aid

>>139562854
is that pic real?

>>139566314
Also, you don't hear anything about the death toll because everyone on tv is probably just a crisis actor like at Columbine.

>>139566331
B-b-but there's no boil advisory sent out by the trusty mayor. The sewer filled flood water is fine, I'm sure...
I get you tho.....but hell, if people think there's actually AIDS in the water, how much more fear do they need to think about their safety?

>>139566360
In my defense, it was a very rough calculation. When I use more exact figures, the world's oceans come out to be about 200 billion gallons. It's all moving around a lot, so it seems like a lot more.

>>139566608
Mayor wont let them help even if they offered.

>Also, just to put into perspective how much of a dumbass you are, the ocean is a little above 200 billion gallons of water

A cubic mile of water is 1.1 trillion gallons.

>>139566608
México has

>>139566473
Guarantee all the dogs left behind had virtue signalling owners who can barely save themselves. Some people get pets because it's in fashion. Pathetic irresponsible idiots.

>>139566608
>wanting anything from foreign counties
Fucking unamerican

>>139563492
>that one white guy on the middle right

>>139566625
Fuck off faggot
I had friends who died at Columbine

>>139566263
>>139566315
>>139566448
Fuck off, it's the same difference

>>139563794
>15 trillion gallons of water
>15 Muslim men cumming in my mouth

I think ill take the former.

>>139566220
Heh, 500 year storm event, world is currently cooling by all measures, brags about brainless follower country of extreme degeneration from two generations ago.

Your people are no better than our flower children that are aiming themselves at the bottom of a jack boot.

TWO PERSONS STUCK ON A FLOATING PICKUP TRUCK
TWO PERSONS STUCK ON A FLOATING PICKUP TRUCK
TWO PERSONS STUCK ON A FLOATING PICKUP TRUCK
TWO PERSONS STUCK ON A FLOATING PICKUP TRUCK
TWO PERSONS STUCK ON A FLOATING PICKUP TRUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>139566458
Buda, TX

Home of the wiener dog

And then I got to the gun section

It's been years since I've last been here and I've always wanted to finger fuck all the guns

Today was definately that day

>>139566666
Faggot quints, kys

>>139566666
The earth is flat the water moves the oceans are a lie
Praise Kek

>>139566733
>Some people get pets because it's in fashion.

Mostly whites yeah.

>>139566711
>we’re going to let god drown the niggers that escaped Katrina and make Mexico pay for it’s cleanup

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Reminder another storm is forming and will hit Houston

whats the source on OPs pic

>>139566608
The United States has. Republic of Texas baby!

>>139566733
>virtue signalling owners

mostly it was just nigs being nigs

>>139566608
If this was Canada, you guys would ask help from SA or Mongolians firefighters.

>>139566275
Yes gator got my sister in laws chihuahua last year. He had a good long life and went quick. Too bad the kids saw it.

>>139565752
pronounced "Jackie"

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>>139566841

>>139563541
100% true m8

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>>139566608
>>no foreign countries have offered aid

Trump needs to redirect all foreign aid not absolutely critical to national security to reconstruction efforts

>>139566829

I actually read that both of those storms will fuse into one

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>>139565607
put a shovel on the front of the boat and make a pupper scooper for speedy recovery

>>139566666
delete your account

>>139566796
They see construction equipment.

They are going to be flooded into Addicks!

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GET IN HERE NIGGERS SHIT IS GOING DOWN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139566948
>I actually read that both of those storms will fuse into one

Big if true.

>>139566827
I have dogs because they're great
You can train them to be at your children's side when they go out and play...And if your shitskin kids attack them the dogs will rip them apart

I love doggies

Civilian crashed into a tree

>>139566829
Looks like its got about a 1/12 chance according to those nigger spaghetti.

>>139564625
for the lulz

>>139567032
>You can train them to be at your children's side

It's not training, they're just not hungry you retard.

>>139566970
I want to have your manbabies.

>>139566760
Square root of 9 (3) is not the same as 9 being the square root of (81). Also don't be rude.

>>139566124
nah socioeconomic disadvantage duh :^)

>>139566975
maybe this will be the catalyst for a levee breach
>two rednecks on a floating pickup truck crash Addicks reservoir with no survivors

>>139563220

Laughed harder then I should have. Thanks neighbor.

>>139567101
wat

Looks like Houston is out of trouble for now. Hurricane is now hitting Beaumont.

>>139566220
Traitor and a cuck. Go suck Muhammeds dick before he plows your wife dry.

>>139566908
ferguson? shit thanks anyway brother

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>>139566150
SHEEEEEEEIT

>>139567239
Boooo

>>139567115
>don't be rude.
Fag detector exploded due to maximum exposure.

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>>139567239

All ISIL needs to do to be relevant is bomb Addicks

>>139567277
Good, maybe that will stop you from being rude :DDDD

Cmon kek, where is all the happenings?
They told mme there was gonna be total chaos! Where are the burst dams and 30ft walls of water?
Totally no happening!

>>139567294
This is known
So why do they do what they do...That's the question

>>139567407
>falling for the /pol/ happening hype

>>139567294
could you imagine that would be the worst terrorist attack ever. Even worse then 9/11 probably in amount killed. Sadly a matter of time before they do something like that.

Addicks at 108.96

>>139567407
Kek wants you to keep faith, and it shall be rewarded with the great flooding of Gulf Houston.

>>139567388
kek

>>139567407
Ku Klux Knievel is about to jump 50 niggers with a bass boat, stay tuned

>>139567493
What's the next relevant number to watch for that will overflow from a different portion of the reservoir?

>>139565852
The waters making the alligators gay!

>>139567407
Plenty of mini happenings: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

>>139567493
Hasn't it been like that for a full day now? Wheres the carnage?
Starting to think you addicks level posters are full of shit tbhfamalam

>>139567594
Not sure.

I know 109.5 was apparently worrisome to the army guard.

>>139567594
111

>>139567668
It'll break.

>>139567450
They want news coverage of shit going down, not just aftermaths..

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

>>139567637
>>139567637
>>139567637
>>139567637

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

>>139567668
Water is spilling over right now, undermining the integrity of the dam. We are waiting for it to burst

>>139567668
Your stupidity is noted and archived.

https://waterdata.usgs.gov/tx/nwis/uv/?site_no=08073000

Scanner keeps dropping randomly

>>139567668
How hard is it to find a job in Texas? I got a network engineering diploma and five years of professionnal experience

>>139567594

112 or something

It won't happen, as the water is pouring over Addicks.

It'd need a massive deluge from upstream to overflow the higher parts of the dam. The rain has slowed down. Albeit, Addicks will be overflowing for days.

>>139567668
How was I supposed to know the concrete would make that much of a difference?
I'm not a civil engineer.

>>139567787
We would hire you tomorrow. Need network admins.

>>139567787
>How hard is it to find a job in Texas?

Easy, assuming you're wearing scuba gear.

>>139567834
Water levels aren't expected to max out until Saturday..

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>>139567668
>Wheres the carnage?
On the scanners
Its non stop crime and high water rescues
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web

>>139567787
I know Austin is supposed to have some pretty good engineering jobs, I dunno about yours specifically though

>>139566275
When is someone going to tell me the kennel doggos are okay?

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There's a theory that hurricane Harvey was caused by a Russian weather weapon
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-ultimate-weapon-of-mass-destruction-owning-the-weather-for-military-use-2/5306386

We might see some happenings if true