IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, TROPICAL STORM IRMA

>>139560025
HAARP is working overtime. What's (((their))) endgame?

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>>139560025
>>139560175

Praise Him.

tfw from NY
tfw get to watch southern rednecks, niggers and spics get fucked up by literally rain

comfy af senpai

>>139560175
ADDICKS LEVEE IS BREAKING NEAR OMNI HOTEL, CATASTROPHIC FAILURE IMMINENT. Heard on Scanner twice.

>>139560175
If HAARP exist why they don't use it to destroy the middle east, and other enemies

Also, looks like there'll be another hurricane hitting Houston next week.

>>139560025
oh that's why it's been raining four days straight.

>>139560355
Don't worry another one is heading your way.

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watch out for debris, and park in car washes and walmart, i learned it all from jeff

>>139560025
YAASSSSS SLAY QUEEN

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>>139560355
>tfw cucked by water

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>>139560025
I used to sleep with a chick named Irma.

Then one time after anal, as I pulled out of her ass, she shot poop all over me and my bed.

It was like someone turned on a soft serve ice crams machine and jammed it open.

Poo everywhere.

>>139560575
because you shouldn't destroy your future slave population

>>139560575
Wtf. That would flood the artifacts and the Stargate!! Baka!!!!

>>139560898
This makes all kinds of sense. Except niggers will loot Wal-Mart.

oh look another chance for the weather channel to scare everyone into spending money on shit they dont need

>>139560575
If you don't have a perpetual enemy you can't wage a perpetual war.

>>139562497
If you don't have a nice car you won't get looted

>>139561301
that never happened.

>>139560575
because zog wants to kill YOU

>>139560025
Irma was my grandma's name :-)

>>139563773
Yes it did.

>>139560575
>>139560175
americans have guns so instead of fucking with them like they do in the UK they have to go through these roundabout ways to chip away at their sanity

>>139560025
Thanks Trump

>>139560575
how do you further destroy a shithole desert that gets temps of 140F regularly? a hurricane would be a blessing for them

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>>139560175
Mexican aid for publicity
Federal intervention to declare martial law due to looting niggers
Army and National Guard to swoop in and disarm the entire population of southern texas while "saving lives"

Say bye bye to the last bastions of personal freedom, no more guns in the south makes it much easier for Feds to assume more direct control at lower risk

>>139567422
earthquakes and raising the temperature

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>>139560025

Irma never got to tropical storm level and is far to the east by now.

>>139561301
I hope her shit hit you straight in your face, anon. Lol
Straight in your mouth. That would be so much fun.

>>139561301
Irmaterd.

THEY (Rothchild and shareholders of the federal reserve) are not happy that Texas has adopted the gold standard as an alternative currency. Feel. Their. Wrath.

>>139560025
shit, is that near norleans

>>139560597
source?

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America is fucked lol.
Good night nazis.

>>139571041
sauce on the currency claim...? true if big

>>139571729
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/?atlc

Can't see shit

>>139564275
NUH UH! I'm telling mom!

>>139560355
Good maybe fewer of you will move down here, you do more damage than the storms when you do so.

>>139562497
The cubans down here conceal carry almost as often as rednecks and they hate blacks more than anyone, also, miami fags dont think twice about anything under a cat 2.

>>139561301
>ice crams machine

*tee hee.

Never ever had that happen. Some jellied yellow tuna funk once which upset me so much I made her lap it all up to squeaky clean so I wouldn't need to shower.

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>>139560575
They already planned to.

During the next pilgrimage to the Mecca, it will lower the immunitary system of people all around the black stone to help spread diseases in the muslim world.

>>139560575
Giving those people more water is ironically just like adding more gasoline to a fire.

Non-aqueous storms on the other hand...

>>139560575
HAARP is still controlled by democrats

COME ON YOU SEXY BITCH

WIPE OUT THAT GOD DAMN DANGLING DONG

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Rural and suburban retards on suicide watch. Super high iq city people who voted Hillary safe and sound! It's all so tiresome.

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>>139560175
Trump turned up the rainfall, but he turned it up too much woopsie

The best part is how the disasters will cripple FEMA making sure Trump takes the blame.

>>139560898
>car worsh

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>>139560025
Post yfw it hits Houston.

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>>139560025
Check this out
>Screecapped

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>>139571849
N-nani!?
Pls let this be real. I want to die

>>139560025
Fake and ghey.

>>139576544
>N-nani!?
Even ironically used this still makes you scum. Get a grip on your life.

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>>139561301
Cool story, Tucker

>>139560355
Ah! This poor poltard must have been too young for Hurricane Sandy. Time must fly, eh!

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>>139560025
>TROPICAL STORM IRMA

>>139576935
What's got you so upset, Hans? Do you want to talk about it?

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>>139560025
California Master State