Drumpf BTFO

>>139558129
fuck, im changing sides.

>>139558129
>jewsdidthis.gif

Can we fly a monkey obama next to it?

>>139558406
That would be inaccurate, playing into the narrative hes black.

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CIA plz stahp. This is peak retardation. Don't you evil druglords have something better to do than try and start a civil war that you will in no way emerge victorious from? Why don't you go kill some civilians in another country or topple a democratically elected foreign leader or one of the many other morally bankrupt things you love to do?

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>>139558406
les not forget.

>>139558129
how many incendory bullets have you got, lad?

>>139558129
Tape a pointy stick to a drone and pop it.

Or use a bb gun.

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>>139558666
>you will in no way emerge victorious from?

Oh no a bunch of bronies and baby boomers, how scary!

>>139558129
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1WATT-HIGH-POWER-532NM-GREEN-LASER-/232467748223?hash=item362028557f:g:ooMAAOSwB3tZpHID

>>139558129
Could you imagine if they did this to nigger retard obama?

>>139558927
Keep making these generalizations. It will make the future war that much more entertaining.

>>139558129
He looks kind of Asian to me for some reason.

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>>139558129
Somebody's mad we appropriated Trump Chicken.

>>139558129
>tfw liberals literally cannot stop wasting money on lost causes

What is a pellet gun?

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>>139558927
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here. Like, if they kick off a civil war, you think it's gonna go "according to plan" and it's gonna be over in a week and they're gonna get to be in charge? Especially in an armed country where red states hold the choke points and where close quarters urban fighting and guerrilla tactics would be nonstop? There will be no winners, mark my words.

>>139558129
is it time to break out the "hello ratos"?

>>139558129
Is this something about Ted Cruz bending the knee?

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>>139558129

Neat, this should be a fun challenged.

So what's the best way to destroy it without getting arrested for blasting it out of the sky with a hunting rifle?

A drone with a pneumatic powered knife perhaps?

Or maybe a flamethrower would be better for doing irreparable damage?

>>139559580
The Trump chicken wasn't even made to mock him. Chinks just find him interesting for some reason.

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>>139558129

>>139558406
go fund this fucking now

>>139558927
big poppa can't take out cave-dwelling goat fuckers who still use rusty muskets, what will they do against active groups of ex-military who larp in the forest playing soldier all day with their baby killing salt guns?

Ratties are cute and adorable and very loving

>>139560174
This is actually just an artist's interpretation of a theoretical "Truz" or "Crump", a Trump-Cruz fusion

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Hmmmmmmmm

here's why trump loves russia:

0. (speculated): russia has something on trump, some kind of leverage. maybe a pee tape, maybe just economic leverage. we don't know (but we'd probably know a lot more if he released his tax returns LUL)

1. magnitsky act passed in 2012: tl;dr congress sanctions russia, which is nothing new, but part of the sanctions affect russian money in the U.S.

2. russia responds by banning Americans adopting russians (largely seen as a dick move since Americans are mostly adopting russian babies with health problems, since russia dgaf about them)

3. trump gets in bed with russia, every meeting about "russian adoption" is really about lifting the economic sanctions of the magnitsky act (which Trump cannot do, but he can remove individuals from having their assets frozen as part of that act)

some backstory: russia is run by oligarchs who are kept in line due to fear of Putin, and kompromat, compromising information that Putin et. al. keep on everyone. The threat of retaliation and the ability to burn anyone who burns him keeps him in power, and in return he looks the other way at corruption, murder, and general buffoonery

>>139561192
since Russia has some sort of leverage over trump, or maybe trump just has an unusual hardon for a country bereft of integrity (maybe something he admires), trump will likely (try to) remove individuals from the magnitsky act list. This will be your proof that no matter how you spin it, trump is working only for the interests of russia (which is likely the interests of trump, but we don't know the details)

more reading: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/08/us/politics/trump-russia-kushner-manafort.html

testimony from Bill Browder (happened the same time the mooch was let go): https://www.c-span.org/video/?431852-1/william-browder-overturning-magnitsky-act-putins-top-priority pretty much explains the situation, and explains the magnitsky act as well (sick shit, congress went easy on russia to be honest)

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hmm

Welp, its over guys.

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>>139558129
>leftists unironically calling trump a rat

>>139558129
>haha if i eat my own shit and say "F*CK DRUMPF XD" I am doing my part against the trump empire #############RESIST!!!!!!!!

>>139559381
China, China China, China, I like China.

>>139561229
You could be onto something. I really think Russia has some sort of leverage on Trump.
Do you have a mailing list or something I could join to get the latest insights?

[spoiler]It was your lack of capital letters and citation of the New York Times that convinced me[/spoiler]

>>139560194
>implying Trump wouldn't pardon whoever took it down.

>>139558854
Get one of those burning lasers.

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>>139559960
i love all the retards who read op-eds in the nyt or wsj about 'muh resistance' and actually buy into the thought that
1.) they have some 100-150 million strong #nevertrump supporters
2.)they would win in an armed conflict against the united states government
3.)they would know what to do with the government once it was seized

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>rat
>not a pig
I have become comfortably numb

>>139558129
shoot holes in it or dangle a knife from a drone and slice it that way

>>139558129
we'll just knock it down since any monument that offends anyone gets destroyed right?

>>139558129
putting those liberal arts degrees to use I see

>>139560194
just dress up as antifa and tear it down ,claim it is a hate statue like the confederate statues. or say the rat balloon is going to enrage the alt-reich to commit more domestic terrorist attacks like in cville and it was taken down to protect the general public.

>>139562522
>they have some 100-150 million strong #nevertrump supporters

The funny thing is the libshits keep trying to pretend this is the case even though the total voting turnout was like what, 110 million? Which means even if they did have 100-150 million #nevertrumpers it just proves that ~40-90 million of them didn't even fucking vote in the first place. What retards they don't vote, and then cry about the result. Literal faggots.

>>139559580
>we
spotted the rebbit tier trumpfaggot.

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>>139558129
Wow... This... is powerful...
rilly maks ya tink

>>139561229

except the dossier used to smear Trump was also used to smear Browder, and he said it was from Russia