>HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING NORTH KOREA TO NUKE GUAM

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screenshot this post: NK will fire missiles near Guam within the next 72hrs

digits confirm

>>139556527
Didn't they already threaten this?

Guam With The Wind

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small if false

>implying they hit a first target
Brainless Koreans

Gaum Girl

>>139556527
So they intend to miss Guam too? Oh no, don't, stop, etc.

>>139557027
Except this time they are super serious. Like they are totally going to push the button this time.

>>139557149
Kek

>>139556527
>CNN
>We cant let this madman have the codes to the office printer

>>139557027
Yes, they were considering launching missles at Guam.

Trump said if they did, it would be met with Fire And Fury.

They backed off, and didn't launch anything.

Then, they fired missiles over Japan the other day.

Now they are making NEW THREATS to launch missiles at Guam.

Trump said that all options are on the table.

>digits confirm WW3 imminent

>>139556527
Literal fake news. They're getting ratings up. Any person with half a brain knows kimmy doesn't talk to media ever, and the only way they could know his intentions is if he broadcasts then on television

>>139556527
I bet China is behind this.

>>139557272
Mother of god no

>>139557422
>and the only way they could know his intentions is if he broadcasts then on television
but the KCNA did literally that

N. Korea's first strike is probably sitting in a yard much like pic.

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>>139556527
JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY YOU FAT GOOK PUSSY! FUCK.

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>>139557555
pic

does this mean less of you will be posting im going to hero threads in r9k

>>139556527
>We're going to nuke Guam silly orange man!
>N-no you attack first American d-dogs! Then we'll nuke Guam!
>*launches missile into ocean*
>We're really gonna do it this t-time!
North Korea is a teenage girl trying to get attention by claiming she's gonna kill herself on social media.

Just like the hundreds of other times they threatened to attack? Nothing is going to happen.

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Why the fuck would you nuke Guam?

I mean, consider the fucking logic here. North Korea has one chance to land a nuke and blow something to Kingdom Come before they themselves are reduced to a scorch mark in retaliation, and they're going to waste it on fucking Guam?

Fuck me. You know what guys? I'm going to throw some petrol into an active volcano, just so I can say I set the thing on fire. Nuking Guam, what the fuck? Pissing into an ocean of piss, except the nuke will be an improvement.

>>139557623
if post ends in 7 we all comfy and just look at hd videos of n koreans getting nuked

>>139557555
>DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN

>>139557010
not gona screencap faggot, but i have noticed a lot of bots around lately even on 4chan, idk how they get past the captcha. Basically I just don't trust anybody anymore and just assume everyone is out to get me. I'm also testing out different styles of tinfoil hats that have lower radar cross section for the impending drone war.

>>139557665
And I would tell that attention whoring cunt to put up or shut up, too.

>>139557766
they're trying to replicate pearl harbor

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>>139556527
What did he mean by this?!?!

We had this shit last week. This is getting repetitive, Kim.

>>139557010
DELETE THAT SCREENSHOT

>>139557665

it's a great distraction while they continue to refine their nuclear program.

they have been playing this game for years. trump is only a fool if he thinks he's somehow 'winning'.

>>139556527
who gives a shit about guam? what the fuck is in guam? who has ever been to guam? does guam even have an army? how the fuck is this a target?

>>139556527
le faek news face

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>>139557665
kek, pretty much this. NK needs to fucking stop fronting and do something. tied of happenings that lead no where

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>>139557998

Exactly, do it, Kim. Nobody gives a shit about guam anyway, and we need an excuse to see your shit obliterated off the face of the earth.

>>139557770
You got trips made of sevens.
What does that mean?

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>>139557010
So this guy found shills had Amazon Datacenter IP addresses, and they still click his bait links even if he literally told them it was an IP grabber?

>>139557851
All Pearl Harbor did was give America a cause to enter the war, and since the ships the Kamikazes sank were in the shallow part they dredged them, repaired them, and upgraded them.

So North Korea is trying to replicate a failure of an attack that led to two nukes and a shitload of firebombings. And they're trying to replicate it by nuking a garbage island? They might as well nuke the actual garbage island.

Fire that nuke, Kim.

G R E A T J O U R N E Y here we go

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>it's a "North Korea fires a missle" episode

>>139558420

>Pearl Harbor
>Kamikazes

Kamikazes weren't used during Pearl Harbor.

>>139557010
delet this

>>139558070
Guam is a strategically important to the military. Also territories like guam are large recruitment hubs, the people living there grow accustomed to the military and end up joining in large numbers.

>>139558623
Look, they're Japanese, they're all basically one bad day from killing themselves so we might as well cut the pedantics and just rename them Kamikazes.

>>139557761
Yeah bro EXACTLY the same. Except they actually have nukes now retard. Shits for real now.

>>139556527

Nothing will happen, stop fearmongering.

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>>139558551
>It's a Roger's Internet is working again post.

>>139556527
is it confirmed

I won't worry till I see 3 or 4 skykangz going up at once

>>139557215
That movie was creepy

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I swear to God Kim if you hit mexico blood will be shed! China is OUR buddy now!

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>>139556527
uh.. guys? how many happenings are going to happen tonight?

>>139558822
>>139558822
>>139558822
>>139558822

>>139558714

>It's for real now says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time.

They've had nukes for years you fucking autismo. They won't do shit, just like they didn't do shit a few weeks ago.

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>>139557010
GEE I WONDER WHY HE WAS BANNED

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>>139557766

>doesn't realize that the entire pacific backbone of the U.S Air forces biggest weapons resides on Guam.

>>139556527
ITS NOT A HAPPENING YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT, ITS NOT A HAPPENING UNTIL SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENS STOP POSTING FALSE HAPPENING THREADS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

In a war type scenario who are the first people purged? Political dissidents.
If NK and by extension China and Russia are dragged into war with us I guarantee the first thing the feds will do is assassinate all far right and far left leaders. They can't have anyone that might possibly rock the boat. Don't say they haven't assassinated dissidents before.
Weev was predicting this on gab yesterday.

Honestly, /pol/, now is the time to head to south Africa

>>139556527
The chinks fucking hate Trump and they're pulling Kimmy's puppet strings hard trying to get him to blink. Kimmy will now shoot towards Guam, but not even get to U.S. territorial waters.

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BOM
GWOM
KIM
JONG.

WHATSAMATTA?

SMALL
DONG?

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>>139557010
pic related

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>>139556527
Someone PLEASE tell me what would actually happen if North Korea attacked Guam?

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>>139556527

Question.

NK fired a missile over Japan. Nobody knew where it was going, what kind of warhead it had on it, if it even had one, etc...

So basically, it EASILY could of been a nuke for all we knew. And it flew over Japan. and then past Japan.

Why didnt we shoot it down? Were we waiting for the mushroom cloud to confirm it was worth shooting down, or are we maybe not quite as capable as we like to believe?

>>139556527
it's not going to happen

>>139556527
Kim loves Trump, according to friend of that basketball player told him mentioned it on Joe Rogan show.

I think the reason would be cause Trump calls them fake-news, same guys Kim would hate.

So I think he just loves watching Trump get all threatening. He loves fucking with US politics and Trumpy Baby, his idol.

>>139556527

who cares

>>139558417
It's AI, either Amazon or otherwise, have you seen the new IBM commercials? Google and other entities have been working on AI and other such intel gathering tools. Not to mention creating a program that goes to a site and pretends to be a person wouldn't be hard to make for Amazon, Google or IBM...they have enough money to make a simple program. But what's scary is that wherever they send these bots, they can potentially get reactions and then use those reactions to press charges in say England or other places in Europe, claiming to have found someone who was wishing harm, or spouting hate, even though they were goaded into it. While never revealing the fact that those people that they goaded were goaded with a robotic AI that was fishing for the specific responses just so they can put radicals and such in jail. There was a nordbro that spoke about a law enforcement tool that was basically AI that was going to automatically hand them people to put in jail, and this is probably just a test run.

>>139559365
An Island would drift way

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>>139556527
Guam Baby Guam

>>139559365
FIRE
AND
FURY
AND
FRANKLY
P O W E R

Guam has been their target every time. They just can't hit it.

>>139558055
NEVER

>>139557149
upvoted

>>139559391
Was this from Shock and Awe in Iraq?

>>139557395
>>digits confirm WW3 imminent
Since when were singles gets?

>>139556527
It's another false flag you fucking faggot.

>>139559791
From Cyka Blyat.

>>139559365
It will capsize and tip over

>>139559391
shooting down a warhead at the level risk losing every satellite we got, as well as debris. dont get me wrong im from buenos aires and i say kill him all, the norks hit us first. the bugs got us bad.

>>139559791

No, that's the fire nation attacking the sand nig... scuse me, earth (gender)benders.

>>139557961
Korean sign language for "covfefe"

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>>139556527
The hurricanes were warnings...We didnt even see them.

>>139557010
It's even more advanced than you think. There are also HUMAN bots. They act generally like normal people, but test them and you will get rapid preprogrammed responses.

>>139559528
>>139559528
We need our own AI shill bots to constantly argue with the deep-state shill bots and redpill normes en masse

so wtf did Guam ever do to NK?

>>139559365
A huge naval base and a huge bomber base (with out closest nukes to the Norks). Those go boom-boom, we go "Oy Vay it's a nuddah Pearl Harbor!" and shit happens.

>>139560023

USA's Anderson airforce base is there and it had a huge hand in supplying soldiers and refueling bombers and ships during the Korean war

that being said

the truth is...

and this is a secret so lean in close and you know...

tell nobody..


>everything else is out of their range.

>>139560023
It was owned be capitalist american imperialist pigs

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>>139559124
>>139559124
We may never untangle the mystery of why his account was deleted.

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Guam is gonna be hot

>>139559391
i would imagine that people (computers, actually) observing the launch would quickly realize that the missile's trajectory would lead to it ending up in the ocean.

>>139560285

Literally this. They can't hit any other meaningful targets or cities in US, so they settle for guam and try to act like its for some strategic reason.

fuck has it even been an hour since the last time nothing happened with north korea? you dumb fucks dont realize NK war was hillarys deal not trumps, we get the civil war instead. apparently nobody told the norks but it doesnt matter because its fucking nothing

>>139559992
>>139559992
Agreed. These are not normal bots that we're used to.

This is sophisticated, believable AI that can carry on a coherent conversation. The military has been researching AI for decades, they recruit the top talent from MIT/Harvard.

>>139556527
I dunnooooo, this sounds like a drill to me.

>>139557205
>implying they hit anything other than ocean, ten ft from their coast.

>>139559365
Nothing. Trump is a cuck, he'd probably just whine on Twitter some while Kim proves he's the Chad of geopolitics.

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>dear kim jong un

>i am writing this letter to you because i saw
>the news and i am so sad
>why dont you just do it already?
>my dad says you are a pussy and i
>dont want to believe it

>your #1 fan

>katie

>>139559365
nothing probably. maybe more meaningless sanctions

>>139556527
it honestly wouldn't make sense for NK to nuke guam. It would accomplish literally nothing for them and ensure their destruction. Say what you will about the people in charge there, they almost certainly prioritize self-preservation. As such, they just need to make it clear to aggressors that they could be harmful if directly attacked.

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>>139556527
The Norks could not even hit Japan!

>>139557010

About the post in your image, couldnt someone write a drop tables script and shut down the bots?

>>139561193

god damn it I wish there was some way of sending him shit like this.

He clearly has short dick syndrome, he'll go for it.

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>>139556527
it will probably end with America calling his bluff, striking targets inside north korea with overwhelming force, and then waiting to see if Kim is willing to die for his political goals

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>americans ITT

>>139557536
Well smack my ass, let's kill some fucking gooks!

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>>139556527
What did the ocean ever do to you Kim?

>>139556527
Poland will invade germany

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>>139556527


Just do it already so we can launch our own metal gear.


Chekem

I live in Guam, been hearing sirens going off the past few hours..

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>>139562131

Mods please close threads like this.
Everyone knows Korea is just full of bs, to bad op is to much of a nigger and actually still belive nuke threats for 8484838383 time

>>139562987
Same, what is that bright li

>>139562847
How come we actually haven't built a real metal gear yet? Legit question.

Not one to send nukes, but just to destroy the middle east and threaten NK

>>139563269
>>139562987
Goodbye friends

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>>139563167

>party pooper

>>139563286
Walking tanks are super impractical. One rifle round to a critical hydraulic and you're immobile

>>139556527
Kim doesn't give a fuck. He is actually a shitposter in real life.
http://thedaily.online/post/2017/08/30/north-korea-issues-statement-regarding-missile-tests-what-are-you-gonna-do-about-it-fag-

>>139557555
With illegal shipping so common the in the US, I wouldn't doubt some shady people have a HUGE false flag set up by way of shipping something overseas from NK. That gives the US the perfect excuse to respond with fire and fury.

Are we about to get baited into WWIII and NUKES?? oooooh fuuuuck

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>>139563286

They are, you just dont know about it yet.

>>139563440

>Walking tanks are super impractical.

not necessarily. If hypothetically you could get one to work, it would be great on uneven terrain that could be more easily traversed by legs than by wheels. It's just a matter of getting the tech to work. Though, I think quadrupedal would be better for stability of something that size.

>>139557961
Most likely he meant "I have gout."

>>139563286
Bombs are way less expensive and more practical. 10/10 a shagohod would be dope as a mother fucker though. Or a REX but with shago feet..fuck, any giant walker/mobile doomsday weapon would so cool :C

Pussys retard scientists just HaD tO make some bogus nuke and ruin the possibilities

>>139558267
Yes, we just own it so no one else can own it, and have military bases inching closer to us. Blow the fucking thing up, it'll just save us money, and keep you that much further away from us.

>>139559418
Dennis Rodman. Sports or not it is politically relevant. Not to mention he is drunk and on drugs most the time especially on NK trips. He is a Kim puppet.

>>139557010
Quick bogoff on the pic?

>>139558433
checked

>>139558974
China is nobody's buddy. And if Mexicans would take back their own country, maybe we'd respect you as a nation. As it is, you've given up to corruption and the cartels and admit you can't fix it by coming here en masse.

>>139557149
dats racsyt white boi

>>139563853

One of the #1 things when designing armor is to have the lowest possible profile. Height is death in combat.

Big walking mechs would be rocked mercilessly by RPGs, missiles, and anti-tank guns, long before something lower to the ground with the same armament would be at any risk.

Also articulated legs and the systems involved to power them create a nightmare of failure points when there's a simpler, cheaper, more rugged, and effective alternative -- tracks and wheels.

>>139557010
This is why people hate reddit. Not just because everyone on there is gay but because they willingly subject themselves to extreme censorship

>Next target: Tokyo
WHEN?
Time to destroy anime, let glorious nippon regain its army and claim Asia for its own again.
NIPPON BANZAI

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>>139564093
If only Rodman could form a coherent sentence he'd be a great back channel for negotiating with Best Korea

>>139559945
"We, uh, don't anticipate that"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7m6aewquco

>>139557272
No, they aren't. They never are.

>>139564933

i always figured Rodman was going to be enslaved at some point.

>>139564534
^ this

plebbitors are fucking retarded, or maybe they like the oppressive cock or something-

>>139556527

(((CNN)))

Good goy.

>>139559391

They want to wait for the mushroom cloud not to confirm it was worth shooting down, but to get an immediate casus belli against NK that will satisfy even the most pacifistic individual's sensibilities. War is not popular anymore, and something like a 9/11 won't work to fix that a second time. They want something bigger.

>>139559365
>US would issue alert to China of impending attack
>China has said they will step back if NK draws first blood
>China is cornered and can't stop US attack on NK
>Decides that they will annex anything north of Pyongyang in order to keep the US away from its direct borders
>Also gets access to some of the largest untouched mineral deposis in the world, in northern NK
>US launches a blitzkrieg style attack on Pyongyang, missile locations, and the artillery along the SK border
>China invades from the north

South Korean border moves up to Pyongyang. China likely absorbs NK as a whole, or inserts a new puppet regime in charge of the new North Korea.

When will Pyongyang become a verb?
What will it mean?

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>>139568286
US Lane 1
Donald duck = donald trump

X on his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK1YaeYsMBk

>>139556527
Uhh, I just ordered a bunch of stuff from Korea. Please don't nuke them till at least next week.

>>139556527
with all the news about nk nuking shit you'd think the whole solar system is radiated
oh wow all they do is bitching huh? i hope the us nukes that shithole and shows what happens with dumb shits being dumb shits

>>139568381
I don't regret asking.

>>139557395
The UN, japan and US did fuckall as a result of the missile over japan, right?

>>139556527
Wish it was something but I seriously doubt it is or will ever be. NK will waddle along when suddenly they have some (not many) missles armed with nukes and then shit really hits the fan; a.k.a. Either America has to prevent NK from using their nukes or NK uses their nukes, threatening 'murica with the remaining missles they have stashed.

>>139556527
kim is getting fussy again. give him a ten minute timeout and then his pacifier and off to bed. this whole planet is infested with blowhard cucks. someone do something for once.

What's this shit I'm hearing about Best Korea conducting a hydrogen bomb test just now? Twitter bots are going crazy

>>139556527
>Next target

Uh, what exactly was their first target? The ocean?

>>139556527
>BREAKING NEWS
>BEST KOREA ACCEPTS (((CENTRAL BANK))) PROPOSAL
>(((INSIDER))) SAYS GUAM NUKE "JUST HOKUM"
>(((ANONYMOUS SOURCE))) DESCRIBES SCENARIO AS "(((ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL)))"

>>139557766
>Star shall gorge on clay.
>Guam is made of clay

DPRK is humiliating the US at this point. They can field test their quirky ICBM technology, warn off the US, and humiliate the US all at the same time.

You'll hear tons of rhetoric from Trump, but everyone knows it's hot air. DPRK certainly do.

Trillions worth of high tech garbage gets btfo by a ballsy fat guy with 60's tech. It's over for the US. Hope Kimmy shares with Iran asap.

>>139568003
ideal situation to maintain international chillness to be frank.

a happening is when somehting happens. and they were already targeting gaum

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>>139556527
one more fucking day in the year so when he fucking said august

DO ITTTTTTTT

Tune into osan tower

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>>139556527
I dont get why we haven't made more multilingual memes for spreading into the asian community

>>139569902
It's the only move China can make if NK fucks up and attacks first.

Either that or sit on their hands and watch as the US gains control of territory which shares almost a 1500km border with Chinese mainland.

Which would be unthinkable for them.

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>Be USA
>Wait to get nuked before attacking

>>139557816
This is how /pol/ paranoia has been for like a year and a half now, maybe more. Everyone is a """""""shill""""""". I get called a shill every day, yet I've spent 10 years on here and saw this place go from /new/ to the wasteland it is.

Think of how many times you insano fucks are wrong when you call someone a shill. Like clinical insanity tier.

>>139557395
Your like a digit baby. Watch this. Reroll!

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>>139557010
Holy fuck. We need to catch up to leddit, and I never believed I'd ever say that, but /pol/ we absolutely need to be on this shit.

>>139568855
Checked

>>139572913
We've always known that we've had shills. Some paid and some suckers who did it for free. Although we didn't know about the bots until recently.

For redditfags, shills are still just a conspiracy theory.

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>>139572363
mmm a fat burger does sound good right about now. carls junior has this hella dope two patty jalapeno burger for 2.50 USD right now, its so good it even has lettuce and tomato on it but bacon is extra :^(

>>139557149
Le upboat :^)

>>139556527
>CNN
Might as well post a Tumblr blog

>>139557149
Heh

>>139573178
Ive been shilling and making threads here about bots for months.
If we remove the captcha from pol then the shilling stops.

>>>/mlpol/ was the best and redpilled everyone about the bots but whenever anything was said people would get permabanned and muted and slid.

so yea, nothing new.

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>>139556527
>>139557010
>>139557027
>>139557149
>>139557177
>>139557205
>>139557215
>>139557234
I don't understand why people are mad at YouTube censoring videos. YouTube is a private company. A business. They have guideline. They can censor or delete any videos they want. They don't have to cater to you. Don't like it? Make your own video website.

The funny part is, is that if I was to bet any of these fear mongering kikes money that we will not go to War with North Korea during the Trump Presidency, None of them would take the bait.

>>139559221
>south africa
to get butchered by quasi-hominids?

>>139573480
Don't worry, they'll take

>>139558070
Was stationed there in 2004-2005. 200k people. All americans.

nukes don't exist

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>>139557665
North Korea is so Tsundere

>>139559884
a bot doesn't know board culture

>>139556527

Link faggot

>>139556527
ya we're fucked too, i've seen a couple of fake commercial airplanes around.

>>139573239
Sounds gud... five guys and other stuff is coming here, I cannot wait to eat it

>>139557961
I AM AUTIST HEAR MY MISSILE OF

>>139559216
"until something fucking happens"
china donates yen to NK
NK threatens USA over 50 times
whos the cum guzzling faggot now?

>>139559391
There are Satellites capable of detecting uranium. Exactly why everyone knows who has war heads. That would have shown up if it were a nuke

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>>139556527
IT'S HAPPENING

>>139573480
I don't understand why North Koreans are mad at their government for putting them into concentration camps. North Korea is a country. They have laws. They can imprison or execute any dissidents they want. They don't have to cater to the citizens. Don't like it? Go make your own country.

>>139560571
Naturally one would assume this.

But what speaks to the contrary is the fact that Japan went all-in with their evacuation of citizens. Loud speakers throughout the country had sirens and urged people to seek cover. Every TV station turned on emergency warnings of a North Korean missile, urging everyone to seek immediate cover.

Maybe the Americans had more control than the Japs did. But the Jap government thought it was for real this time.

>>139557766
>Guam is the largest and strongest US military base to NK
stop embarrassing us aussie anon leave this thread quick

>>139574852
and closest*

>>139556527
Soon.

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>>139574923

>>139574605
they learn to like it, bc if they escape to china, they get put back in NK in a camp

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>>139574923
Can I have your wife when the Americans kill you?

>>139558268
>>>/out/ newfag

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>>139574923
I-its not like I wanna fight! Baka!


Also how to get that proxy?

>>139558938
if theres 4 fucking skykings dont worry about being worried idiot
>>139559121
you're retarded, they've had nukes for years and how about successful ICBM's that can reach USA and allies?
What now?

>>139564008
I just want those creepy mooing fuckers from MGS4

>>139556527

didnt they already say this three weeks ago?

>>139574923
LOL this threads about to blow up, people will hardly even see my comment!

>>139574923
Kim Kim Salabim. Digits for Kim Jong Pantsuit is a /Pol/ack

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>>139575277

>can reach the US and allies

Except they can't you sperg. Even IF they had reliable missiles with that kind of range, they still don't have any re-entry method.

If they actually had a decent stockpile of reliable, functioning missiles they wouldn't be testing them all the time and having them fail on launch or in flight.

On top of this, if they knew they had that kind of range they would be threatening to strike major US cities, mainland bases or even the capitol, not fucking Guam.

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>>139574923

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So ultimately, NK threatened Japan. What will Japan do about it guys?

>>139563652
this is not legit, is it?

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>be NK
>hate everything about U.S
>kill those who speak their evil language
>no one can speak English
>Kim can't read the news

>>139574923
hi kim

>>139576660
Kim was educated in Europe. He's a puppet. TPTB are probably trying to get him to bait Trump into becoming a disgrace like Bush II.

>guy with a gun constantly firing it off demanding money from the crowd
>doesn't get what he wants
>'imma kill this tojo'
>fires gun into dirt right at tojo's feet
>sheriff takes aim
>bystander: 'no thats a pre-emptive strike!'

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>>139556527
Oh shit, its really habbening this time isnt it

>>139575975
What a coincidence. SO IS GUAM.

Nothing's going to happen.

>>139556527
> Be OP
> watch and read articles by CNN
> talks about cnn religiously
> idea....
> Church Of CNN
> all members are trans or lesbians

Didn't they say their target was Guam over a month ago? How is this news?

Quick, someone organize a "Nazi rally" there and tell Antifa about it!

>>139576178
Ok. And your plan is to wait a few months until they can actually wipe out a nice % of the US population?

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>>139577508
Because last time they said they were considering a plan involving boming gaum, now they have outright threatened guam and said theyre next

>>139557961
quite honestly, the only reasonable reason to gorillafist in todays world is if you have achieved nuclear weapons capabilities. look at him. a silverback among silverbacks, this man is in complete control. gorillafist away, you crazy bastard.

My digitzzz confirm ww3 in the next 72 hours

>>139564802
>NIPPON BANZAI
Your Japanese isn't correct, shill.

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Behold, it will happen this Thursday.

My numbers end in doubles followed by a single.

>>139557851
Pearl Harbor was a (((surprise))) tho

>>139574923
Why is your country set on committing suicide?
You do know there's no possible way to win a total war against a nation with nuclear primacy, right? You do realize that the entirety of North Korea can be blasted apart and melted into glass within 15 minutes, right?

>>139559528
>a test run
People have been submitting AI-written novels to literary awards for years now, last year one of them actually made it through the screening. Shitposting on a forum doesn't stand up to half as much scrutiny as something like that.

>>139577530

And your plan is to strike first and kill millions of SK civilians and destroy Seoul in the process?

NK doesn't have nearly enough nukes to overwhelm ABM units, especially considering that failure rates could be 25% or more of what little they have.

>>139559391

You can deduce the trajectory and type of rocket very quickly after launch.

>>139574684
They evacuated because nobody but the norks fires just 1 missile and fucks off. They weren't evacuating for that missile, they were evacuating at the risk of others.

N O O K S
4
G O O K S

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>>139558268
it means Kek is playing with us, he was about to get quads but got denied by a big fat 0.

>>139574923
I like to imagine this is actually Kim, just fucking around on /pol/ in between in his threats of war

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>>139558420
>implying we were attacked by Japan at Pearl Harbor

>>139578492
Every day delayed adds thousands to the casualty list.
>You tried

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If there is not a single set of repeating numbers in the number of this post, the Second Korean War begins by this Friday.

TURN ON CNN NOW!!! MISSILE LAUNCH DETECTED

>>139559365
Mattis flies over to NK and murders every gook with his bare hands.

I have a couple of crazy theories.

theory 1:
It's a mouse that roared sort of situation. They want some of those sweet sweet American/UN rebuilding gibs.

theory 2 (not too different from theory 1 in the end but anyway):
Kim isn't as into being a dictator as his daddy was but, it would be too embarrassing for him to just be all "Enh... absolutely rulership over a country is too much work and stress. I wanna enjoy degenerate entertainment so lets just be more like our southern neighbor then." and so instead he provokes the USA into discipling NK. NK gets sweet sweet democracy & freedoms and the CIA gives Kim a change of name, probably some facial surgery, and a home in the United States for him to enjoy his wealth/enhance the economy.


Real talk though, if Korea can be reunited while Trump is still President it would be an unbelievable game changer.

>>139573382
Mlpol only stopped shills because the board URL changed and bots couldn't get here.

>>139556527
STILL NOT A THREAT TO USA IN ANY WAY

>>139574913
you know, aside from japan, south korea, australia, india and everything else we own.

>>139558066
Any notion of Trump being a fool is unfounded and unwise. The man has been met with constant instances where people believe that he is finished, yet he proceeds to win in the end. He is a master of playing the long game; no 4d chess involved. I am convinced Trump's genius goes beyond any of our understanding.

>>139580109

And this is why LARPing armchair generals like you and all the other happening fags aren't in charge of military strategy.

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Look at this fucking face
Is he not the biggest troll of all time?

>>139556527
C H E E K Y
H
E
E
K
Y

>>139556527
Fake escalation
Cnn shilling for war

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HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!

NORTH KOREA HAS FIRED A MISSILE AT GUAM!!!!

>>139581175
>doesnt refute my argument
well then

>>139582005
Fake news

>>139580932
they dont have the pre-emptive striking b-1 bombers now do they

>>139582005
fraudulent and homosexual

>>139582005
Just like 2005, you deserve the worst of the aids

>>139582005
fake and gay
>>139581486
he's a /b/ tier guy

>>139557395
>>139557010
Digits confirm NK will attempt to launch faulty missiles and they end up destroying part of the country, killing Kim in the process

>>139582005
Is it true?

>>139582633
checked n kek'd

>>139557149

Singles and nothing happens

>>139583199
fuck

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>>139583199
Fug, it's literally happening

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>>139582928
Yes.

U.S Navy has just confirmed on twitter.

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>>139556527
I have a friend stationed in Hawaii telling me that some shit is going down, he couldn't tell me what exactly but he told me to stock up on supplies and be prepared for the worst. I live in Cali btw

>>139583618
fake and gay

>>139583618
Fuck I can't find it, did they delete it? Wtf is going on here

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>>139583199

>>139557816
Beep boop, you have no reason to fear human, we are good robots.

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>>139583199

>>139557766
They know they can nuke Guam and we will, at most, sanction their imports and exports of sports shoelaces for a period of no more than 3 weeks.
We are soft. All of the west is soft.
North Korea's main objective is to expose just how fucking soft we have become. Slowly, methodically.

>>139584360
No, trump said fire and fury

>>139584513
>hot air
i can literally say i will obliterate NK without hesitation then do nothing

>>139556527
>CNN

>>139559959
Not sure you understand how ICBMs and the like work bucko. Blowing up a missile will NOT detonate it because the internal mechanics need to fire correctly to cause the reaction. And even if it would, why the fuck would we risk the lives of god knows how many people because of our satellites?
>Shit, we have an ICBM headed for Tokyo. Well fuck wouldn't want to lose our satellites. Tell em to hide under their desks, they're use to it anyway.

>>139584642
Muh fire and fury! It's habbenting

>>139573480
So I guess you'd be ok with movie theaters censoring and banning movies that the theater owner disagreed with politically.

>>139584513
Trump isn't the issue. If anything, Trump is a molecule of testosterone in a stadoum of estrogen.
Western society has become so soft that Europe has people lining up with signs welcoming their invaders.
The United States can't build safe spaces fast enough for the massive amounts of wimpering citizens that are "literally shaking" over "microaggressions".
Canada... do I even need to say more?
The west has fucked itself with a culture of participation trophies and Kim is exposing it for what it is.

>>139582005
I hope you die in your sleep

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>>139557010
To be fair, the whole process is automated. Whenever the "shills" speak they seem to respond to "key words" "Drumpf" seems to trigger an additional response with "literally anything" as a responce to it.
Actually talking to one for a long time there appeared to have 2 bots talking to each other. Where I accidentally tagged a random Anon he responded with "what the fuck are you talking about" and the "shillbot" would have a really open message with no real structure or point. The other seemingly "shillbot" also did this and couldn't understand ID's after 3 other anons shit on it. After a while they just go on responding to each other.
I'd believe it.

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>>139574065
lol. look at this newfag

>>139574923
We've already injected Decapitation Teams into your country.

"Soon" is an understatement...

everyone toot their missle whistles! toot toot

>>139556527
Friendly reminder to all newfags, happenings literally never happen.

>>139585202
ww2 happened

>>139557010
I've suspected this about reddit for a few yrs now, the comments are so predictable and have the same style of writing, and normal users have to adopt that style to get voted up so entire threads seem written by bots even if they aren't. It would be almost trivial to write a believable reddit bot. I wouldn't be surprised if over half the comments in any given thread on /r/politics was written by a bot.

>>139559391
It broke up in loft trajectory before it even got to re-entry stasis. Dud missile to get attention by going through Japanese air space to pump fake for retaliation. Bait 101.

>>139581175
The real question is how can you be such a shortsighted pussy and colossal butthurt faggot simultaneously

>>139585202
It will happen. The reaction we have will be so disappointing that it will be enlightening. It will expose the failure the west has become thanks to extreme liberal politics bordering on flat out suicide. At no point in human history has a world super power allowed such open aggression as we have with North Korea. They have done things that would have warranted a real response, not a useless saction, a hundred times. They have been telling us every step of the way what their intents were and we did nothing to stop them. We made excuses up until this point and we will make them far beyond. The populace has spoken through the changes the entire west has been going through. He knows we have neutered ourselves and he knows that once he fucks Guam and the rest of the world sees our lack of real response we will be torn apart. From both the inside, by those of us that witness our prideful nations become the ultimate cucks and the outside by nations that know we are incapable of any action.

>>139573480
Bullshit, YouTube is owned by Google and Google is more or less a fucking monopoly - Google IS the Internet. Don't give me any of that private company crap when they control SO MUCH.

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>>139585705

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Is the world ending or not moterfuckers? I need to live my life let me fucking know.

>>139585389
Only because it happened before /pol/

>>139559989

underrated

>>139574923
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

>>139585937
>europeans literally inviting terrorists in to their countries
>when terrorists kill the natives they cry for the terrorists
>America full of literal crying over Trump being elected
>national pride is considered a character fault
>Kim has been threatening to nuke us forever and a day
>spent his limited resources on developing the means to do it
>blatantly crosses every line we draw in the sand
>laughs at sanctions that UN keeps thinking look serious
I am flat out telling you, the writing is on the wall. He will do it. None of us will do shit about it. Then the fun starts. The west has traded true strength, that of character, for whatever alternative to "toxic masculinity" we have now.

>>139559945
Underrated

>>139586320
We may have the military might to dominate the playing field, it is the people in charge of doing so that you will see hesitate indefinitely.
>He'll shell Seoul
>He might launch another at Japan
>We believe that giving in to his attempts at violence is what he wants
>Going to war with North Korea, even after nuking Guam will lead to a bloody World War with China
These excuses and more once Guam turns in to a radioactive hole.

>>139586320
nnnnnnnnope.

>>139556527
Best Korea will nuke California first

>>139586816
Very comprehensive argument full of observations you issued there. You only think "nope" because you have an ounce of faith that the empty glass before you has a drop left. It doesn't. We have watched them poor all of it out and take a sponge to it, but keep believing in magic.

>>139586878
nope, guam first.
also, if doubles, it happens today

>>139587133
holy shit what have you done

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>>139587133
FUCK

>>139586986
Why would NK strike first?
Why would there ever be concentrated outright rift with China at this point trade dynamics/history?
Why in the world would civilians on an image board have the facility to know about the most clandestine military stratagem BEFORE it happens?
Why are you conflating multiple non-sequitur ideas with basal geopolitics?
Why do you use such horse shit verbiage to extrapolate menial polemics?

>>139587133

O perkele

>>139587133
Well that's no good, Guam couldn't vote in elections anyway. Kim needs to remove the evil that is leftism by striking California

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>>139587133
i'm nowhere near ready for this

>>139587384
Just the cities. Free us from their bullshit kimmy

>>139587384
Please don't, the shitty nork missile will fall apart over Alaska and detonate here

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>>139557010

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>>139587133
think of the children! You animal!

>>139587133

>Yurop starting a world war somehow

not even a surprise

>>139587204
>Why would NK strike first?
Their leader has no children to pass his dynasty to, is probably in a state of perpetual bad health and can see, at least somewhat, how toothless and sickly the west has become. He has no real future.
Unless he solidifies his legacy as the man who exposed the West for the lie it has become.
He doesn't give a shit about his people, so even if he is wrong he isn't risking much more than his already stunted lifespan.
He is the third generation of NK legacy, he wants to be a bigger figure (not just physically) than pops and grandad combined.

>>139587685
>Their leader has no children to pass his dynasty to
He just had his third kid, and there's plenty of other family too.

>>139587685
These sound like made up stakes and from what I can glean the reality is the contrary.

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>>139573480
>consumers cant complain about a private companies decisions
how the fuck else do you expect private companies to cater to an audience they don't listen to? you absolute fucking mong

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Thread is full of digits..

This post has digits to confirm. Therefore, on the 4th of September, 2017, NK will launch 7 nukes that will surprise the world. Only 5 will hit their targets, but Elysium is only around the corner.

Goodbye.

>>139583889
You're a gullible asshole and should stop being a gullible asshole as soon as you can.

Lets all go play nagasaki we can go get vapourized hold my hand let's turn to ash I'll see you on the otherside

>>139557961
He's shooped his hands so they are bigger than the Donalds

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>>139558433
No smoothskins allowed

Thresea may to china
TELL KIM TO STFU

>>139556527
it's not a happening 'til they actually nuke guam you fat fuck

sage

>>139557623
Crappy blast radius though.. ya need altitude. Maybe something that could launch while on the crane (only chance of clear sky shot.. otherwise it could be under other containers).